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Questions about sex toys or products that I have reviewed in the past

You can of course follow the links in my reviews to buy the products from the supplier of them. Alternatively I sometimes sell on sex toys that I have reviewed in order to be able to buy new ones to further my site. I will however only sell on sex toys made out of body safe materials that I can effectively clean and sterilise.

Check out my Second Hand Page.

Alternatively, if there is something that isn't listed on my second hand page that you are interested in then please feel free to get in touch or make an offer or to ask me about it.

The ones that really flick my switch generally make their way into my bedside drawer or toy bag with the others boxed up and stored away so that I can compare them with other sex toys or with newer models.

Sometimes I am asked to sell some of them and I am open to that idea as long as it's for sex toys that can be cleaned and sterilised obviously. I am building up quite a collection and storage is becoming a bit of an issue LOL.

Questions about my services.

I have several options for advertising on my site and have a page dedicated to. Check out the advertising information page.

I love reviewing sex toys, but I do have certain products that I will not review and some Terms and Conditions. You can read more about my service on my review information page.

Check out my Review Information Page.

Questions about comments on this site.

My site looks for avatars on Gravatar.com and if you have one registered there then it will be displayed next to your comment on my site.

Gravtar is a free service and works with thousands of sites across the web.

I hold all comments for review and manually approve all of them. This is done to prevent spammers using my site to spam everyone. I do not edit comments that I approve in any way.

I do not approve abusive comments at all, this is my site and my rules. If you don't like the site then feel free not to use it.

I review all comments prior to publication due to problems with spammers in the past. If you can't see your comment it means that your comment is in the queue and I haven't got round to approving it yet. I review them as often as I can but I am human and am very busy running this site (which isn't my main job, it's a hobby).

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