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Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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LOVELY 2.0 Vibrating Cock Ring With Desire-Sensing Technology

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Review Vibrator Vibe Cockring App Silicone USB Rechargeable Couples

Overall Rating:
9.2

LOVELY 2.0 Vibrating Cock Ring With Desire-Sensing Technology

An app controlled vibrating cock ring that has me gagging for more

I was delighted when Lovely got in touch with me before Erofame asking if I would review their new toy the Lovely2.0 for them.

Always up for a challenge and an insight into a new sex toy, I agreed of course, and they told me one would be dispatched when they were finally ready.

"The lovely 2.0 has a really nice shape, and I love the textured ridges on the front of it. These provide some excellent clitoral stimulation when thrusting and they line up perfectly with me. The ridges feel lovely gliding over my clitoris."

Joanne

Fast forward a month and my Stunt Cock and sub'r' visited their stand at Erofame in Germany and came back with some nice thoughts and comments about this new product.

I was therefore absolutely thrilled when one arrived in the post, and I got to see what all the fuss was about. I don't usually get on with app based vibrators, I mean why mess your phones screen up with lube and vagoo? However, the Lovely 2.0 has made me seriously re-evaluate those thoughts, have I finally found a great app based sex toy? Read on to find out.

Fun Factory Stronic G From Crimson Princess

This amazing little toy has been the cause of so many bedsheet changes

I was delighted when I was asked by Crimson Princess if I would be interested in reviewing a Fun Factory Stronic G Vibrator for them.

I love the bright, vibrant colours and body safe materials used by Fun Factory, and I was first introduced to them when I lived in Germany many years ago where I had an extensive collection of their sex toys.

"The targeted attention to my G-spot had me gasping for breath and my toes curling as my first orgasm washed over me and I was delighted when I felt myself squirting"

Joanne

I didn't need asking twice and jumped at the chance to try out another of their fantastic range of products.

I didn't have to wait long until it was delivered and these last three weeks have been a blur of amazing orgasms, where often I squirted so much that the bedding needed changing. The Stronic G is one hell of a vibrator, it isn't perfect, but it is one hell of a good ride.

S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine

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Review Sex Machine Fucking Machine

Overall Rating:
1.4

S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine

Another machine that proves the adage that you get what you pay for

Having recently reviewed the S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle for sexmachines.co.uk I was excited to see another machine arrive in the post.

This time it was one of the Machine Gun style fucking machines, the S2. I have heard lots of things about this type of device, unfortunately, none of it has been good.

"I did think the sticker on the side of the machine was almost as funny as the instructions, apparently, it's a Happiness Browser."

Joanne

I often get e-mails from people who own one asking if they are doing something wrong when setting it up, so it was nice to finally get my hands on one of them to see it for myself.

Unfortunately, this is going to be a review that may sound a little whiney as it was challenging to find any positives about this machine. So with a weary heart, it is on with the review.

Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug

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Review Butt Plug Tail Kitty Play SexToys Anal

Overall Rating:
9.0

Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail Butt Plug

Could this be a Purrrrfect kitty tail butt plug?

Fantasy play can be a great way to kink things up a bit, and both my submissive and I love a little kitty play.

I was delighted when I received a Furry Fantasy Black Panther Tail from sextoys.co.uk to review, and we both couldn't wait to put it to the test.

"Both sub'r' and I found this extremely easy to insert and we both love the sensation that you get when it 'pops' inside after you get past the widest point."

Joanne

It was something that was going to fit in perfectly with our kitty ears and mittens for some kinky roleplay. Kitty fun and games always have us both purring with delight.

Butt plugs are always so much fun but throw a tail into the mix, and you get a whole new outlook on the things you can do while plugged. So read on to find out what we thought of this one.

Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug Review

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Review Blush Novelties Butt Plug Anal LatexLeatherLace Silicone

Overall Rating:
9.0

Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug Review

A stunning butt plug that should be worn with "Pride"

I always love it when Latex, Leather & Lace reach out to me for a review as they always seem to send me amazing products that are a pleasure to review.

This time was no exception to that rule, and after reviewing the Blush Novelties Real Nude Dildo for them, they wanted my thoughts on the Avant Pride P5 Fluid Silicone Butt Plug. I jumped at the chance as let's face it this thing looks fantastic I am penchant to a little bit of bum fun.

One of the things that I like about butt plugs is that they are a true gender-free product. Everyone has an anus, and they are designed to be saloon doors not just backdoors. This is where butt plugs come in.

Now, this review took a surprising turn right at the start so read on to see just how good the P5 Avant Fluid Butt Plug really is.

S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle

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Review Sex Machine Fucking Machine

Overall Rating:
4.0

S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle

A sub £50 fucking machine sounds too good to be true

I do enjoy my fucking machines and have quite a bit of experience with them now. I always relish the opportunity to try new ones out as that gives me an excellent opportunity to compare their features and performance with others that I have enjoyed.

Fucking machine reviews are so much fun to write, as usually, you can pretty much guarantee a good time while getting to know them (in the name of science of course).

That is, they are usually fun to write, this review is a little different as you will see. The problem with writing reviews is that sooner or later something is going to land on your lap (or between your legs in this case) that really stretches your ability to give it a fair evaluation.

The S1 Cheap Sex Machine is one such product, so settle back with a cup of coffee and a biscuit and let me tell you why I will not be recommending this particular cheap sex machine.

Motorbunny Premium Silicone Attachments Review

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Review Motorbunny Sybian Sybian Attachments Silicone

Overall Rating:
9.4

Motorbunny Premium Silicone Attachments Review

These attachments are body safe and squirt proof you'll be pleased to know

For anyone who doesn't know what the Motorbunny is - where have you been? The Motorbunny is a Sybian® style ride on sex machine, and I was incredibly lucky to have had to opportunity to use one when I was sent a Motorbunny to review.

When visiting Erofame this year Stunt Cock and sub'r' had stopped for a drink at one of the cafes when they heard the unmistakable sound of a Motorbunny being revved up.

Finishing their drinks quickly sub'r' almost dragged Stunt Cock over to the stand where the noise was coming from. You see the Motorbunny is her all-time favourite sex machine and she was so excited to see it at Erofame.

They were both delighted to hear about the new range of silicone attachments for the Motorbunny and sub'r' couldn't believe her luck when Motorbunny said they would send us a few to review, it was like a dream come true for her. So read on to find out what sub'r' and I thought of these new body-safe attachments.

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review

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Review MEO Collar Leather BDSM

Overall Rating:
9.4

Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar Review

A collar to make you stand out from the rest of the pack

Anyone who reads my blog and reviews regularly knows how much I enjoy wearing collars when enjoying some BDSM play time.

I was delighted to be able to review this Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar, yes that is a bit of a mouthful. While collars are one of the mainstays of BDSM play they are a necessity for puppy play.

"I love having it fitted around my neck, being locked into it really gets my juices flowing and is a big turn on for me. I like my collars, and I loved running my fingers across all those spikes around my neck."

Joanne

This is where the wearer acts and plays as a human puppy or pup for short. They get to enjoy tummy rubs, serving their owner and playing on their hands and knees or just romping around.

This is a collar designed for puppy play, but it would equally suit anyone looking for a butch collar for regular BDSM play too. So read on to find out what I thought of it.

Meo VERYCLEAN 2.0 Universal Sex Toy Cleaning Spray Review

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Review MEO Cleaner

Overall Rating:
9.4

Meo VERYCLEAN 2.0 Universal Sex Toy Cleaning Spray Review

Cleanliness is next to godliness, and that is certainly true for sex toys

When writing reviews, I'm always commenting about how to clean sex toys, and I invariably recommend washing a sex toy in an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.

Well, my good friends here is one such sex toy cleaner, and it works very well indeed. It is from Meo over in Germany, and it is quick and simple to use.

"I prefer to wash my toys in warm soapy water to get rid of any vag-goo before using Veryclean on them. This way I know that no body fluids or gunk is left of the surface of the sex toy before giving it an anti-bacterial cleaning using Meo Veryclean."

Joanne

There really is no excuse for not thoroughly cleaning sex toys these days and products like this one are essential as they keep your sensitive bits safe when playing.

So, let me tell you all about Meo VERYCLEAN 2.0, an easy to use and effective sex toy cleaner.

Gbulb Silicone Vibrator From Gvibe

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Review Vibrator Vibe Gvibe USB Rechargeable Silicone

Overall Rating:
9.0

Gbulb Silicone Vibrator From Gvibe

I've got to say it - Let this lighbulb light up your sex life

I sent my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' to Erofame in Germany this year. Erofame is Europes biggest sex toy and adult product trade show and while I was unable to attend my two colleagues had a fantastic time there.

While visiting the myriad of companies that we have worked with and reviewed for in the past they visited the Gvibe stand to catch up with what is new. Check out my previous review of the Gvibe Gballs2 Kegel Trainer.

"The vibrations travel deeply and certainly get me aroused, I have enjoyed some delicious orgasms with the Gbulb. Especially enjoying being restrained while my Master uses it on me."

sub'r'

They were releasing the Gbulb and sub'r' was lucky enough to have been given one to review. We all love quirky vibes, and this one is in the shape of a light bulb, and it looks so cute.

So this is a silicone vibrator that sub'r' has reviewed, so read on to find out what she thought of it.

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