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Well after Stunt Cock and sub'r' visited Erofame last year they came back with some sample bottles of the Swiss Navy Sex Toy cleaner and having now used a bottle almost up I think it is time to let everyone know my thoughts on it.
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When writing reviews, I'm always commenting about how to clean sex toys, and I invariably recommend washing a sex toy in an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.
Well, my good friends here is one such sex toy cleaner, and it works very well indeed. It is from Meo over in Germany, and it is quick and simple to use.
"I prefer to wash my toys in warm soapy water to get rid of any vag-goo before using Veryclean on them. This way I know that no body fluids or gunk is left of the surface of the sex toy before giving it an anti-bacterial cleaning using Meo Veryclean."
Joanne
There really is no excuse for not thoroughly cleaning sex toys these days and products like this one are essential as they keep your sensitive bits safe when playing.
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The manufacturer states:
Cheeky Wash is a NEW exciting and UK made “Sex Wash!” Ideal for sweaty sessions, outdoor loving, naughty camping, film industry, when you don’t want to get up, before work, on lunch, swinging, promiscuous partners and events. You can keep and use this anywhere!
Now I often end up having a naughty rub of myself when out and about and this seemed to be the ideal product for cleaning myself up and removing any smells from my fingers. How do you review a product like this? Thankfully the answer is to have lots of fun yourself and use it to clean up afterwards, I paid a lot of attention to smell and the feel of the cleaner and I wanted to know if it lives up to the manufacturers claims. So on with the review....
"This wash really is a great body wash when you don't have any water to hand. It really does remove body odours (thankfully) and left me feeling fresher as well."