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Alastair's Penis From John Thomas Toys
While Alastair didn't "make the cut", his dick certainly does
John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some new items to review. One of these was a complete set of four of their new dildo - Alastair's Penis.
I had no idea what they would look like until I received them and opened the box. So I was extremely excited to see the contents.
"I love clamping down on toys as I orgasm. This dildo has an excellent level of squish that really is a pussy pleaser when I bring myself over the edge into a toe-curling orgasm."
Joanne
I'm lucky that JTT always sends me all four sizes. So I get excited knowing that I do not only get a new dildo to play with, but I can choose the best size for me. This is important, as you will see, as JTT dildos are definitely larger than life.
I just needed to wait for them to arrive before enjoying my time with the dildos and reviewing them; I love my job.
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- Overall Rating 9.2
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The POD, takes alien probing to new levels of fun
When John Thomas Toys ask me if I would be happy to review some of their latest designs, I can never say no. This time was no exception, I was told the name of this newest challenge but didn't know what it would look like.
With a name like POD, I couldn't even guess what it would look like. So I just had to patiently wait for POD to arrive. Lucky for me, I never have long to wait for my deliveries from JTT.
"I love fantasy dildos. There is something kinky about laying back and letting your imagination run wild as you use one on yourself. POD feels fantastic and gives a lovely stretch."
Joanne
I knew that I would be satisfied with the quality of POD. JTT prides themselves on their products' quality and even offers a lifetime warranty. This shows me that they really believe in their products and customer service.
When the delivery person rang my doorbell with a large box in their arms, it was game on.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Let Arnie Give You A Huge Helping Hand
John Thomas contacted me again to see if I would like to review their latest silicone dildo/stretcher. I cannot say no when they ask.
They usually send fun or incredible designs made with great-quality silicone that I definitely enjoy playing with, and this one was to be no exception.
"Even though I chose the small one, it did not feel very small when I reached the thumb joint. The increased width gave me more of a challenge. With plenty of lube and gentle but constant pressure, I slowly pushed past the wider section, and all I can say is WOW!"
Joanne
Plus, I get sent all four sizes to play with. I get to choose the best one for me, and sub 'r' can play with another size too. I love to see all four sizes lined up side by side to see the difference.
A funny fact is that no matter the size, both sub 'r' and I always think the smallest looks cute lol.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Giving a whole new meaning to thumbing a ride
JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to play with one of their latest designs. How could I refuse? I just love their creations and braced myself for another challenge.
I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.
"I really enjoy having the dildo fill me and bending it so that the ring rests on top of my clit. Thrusting with it in this position or rotating it feels sublime as the added textures do their magic."
Joanne
I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.
This time the name does describe this stretcher. I was very interested to see what Tom Thumb would look like.
Thank goodness I did not need to wait long for them to arrive.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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John Thomas HORNY Platinum Silicone Stretcher Review
I love to grab life by the horns
Being asked by John Thomas Toys if I would like to review one of their products is always exciting. I only know what to expect once I open the box.
With so many designs, I am likely satisfied with whatever they send. So I am happy to review whatever they decide to send me.
"The tip makes insertion very easy, and I could feel every ridge as I inserted more and more of Horny. I loved the stretch as I moved down the dildo. Horny is the perfect name for this toy, though, as that is precisely its effect on me, LOL."
Joanne
I might not have chosen these items myself, but that does not mean I cannot enjoy trying something new. These latest creations are fantastic and have become my fast favourites.
I know that whatever they send me will be made of medical-grade silicone. The design will not only be unique but well thought out too. So I was looking forward to seeing what the Horny stretcher is all about.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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Taking things one step at a time
John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review their latest products. I was surprised, however, when I was told it would be four dildos this time (lucky me).
With that in mind, I ensured I had plenty of lube ready and waiting. I also let sub 'r' know she would be trying out some of the new designs. After all, I do like to share the fun ;-)
"The tip inserts easily, but I needed much more lube to accept the next couple of steps. The flat top gave me a challenge to push in. But with some wriggling, pressure and lots of lube, I managed. It delivers a really lovely sensation as you open to accept it."
Joanne
As usual, I didn't have long to wait before the dildos arrived on my doorstep.
I greeted the postie with a big grin as soon as I saw the large boxes. I only knew what it contained due to their size.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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Fantasy dildos are so much fun and the Original Tentacle dildo is fabulous
While I am kept busy with my own shop, I do still enjoy making time to review sex toys. John Thomas Toys is one of my favourite designers, so I love it when they ask if they can send me something new to comment on.
So when JTT said they would like to send me something again, I got all excited and couldn't wait to get my hands on the new items.
"The combination of suckers, ridges and the mottled finish all added excellent stimulation, and I could feel them all."
Joanne
After receiving my "yes please" answer, I was told I would be sent a set of their Original Tentacles to review and enjoy. So, of course, I immediately went onto their website to see what I would get to play with soon.
After seeing the webpage and pictures, I was even more excited than normal for the dildos to arrive. I was glad to know that I wouldn't have long to wait for them to arrive.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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The Goose Neck Dildo Is A Lot Of Fun
While I have been declining items to review until recently due to how busy I am, I still cannot seem to say no to John Thomas Toys (JTT) when they approach me.
So last week, when I was asked if I would like to review their latest dildo, I said yes. I didn't have to wait long before a huge box arrived, which could only mean one thing; I would be going through lots of lube again.
"I enjoyed the feel of nearly pulling the entire dildo out before pushing it back in. Stretching my channel and pussy lips open before enjoying the internal stretch once again."
Joanne
It's hard not to dive straight into the box as soon as it arrives. Still, I managed to hold back my impulses to get my eyes on this new dildo until my unboxing video.
As it has been a while since I have received anything from JTT, I am sure the postie who delivered this one must have enjoyed the break. But he had his work cut out with this one; the box was hefty with all four sizes of the dildo.
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- Overall Rating 9.0
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I do love fantasy dildos and Wölfing is a lot of fun
I was delighted when Fran from Tentickle Toys got in touch to ask if I would like to review one of her body-safe silicone creations.
Of course, I jumped at the chance. I love fantasy dildos, and after checking out her designs, I was certainly impressed.
"The fingers are exquisitely detailed, providing a lot of sensations when you use them. The changes in girth feel pretty damn fantastic too."
Joanne
I opted for the Wölfing, a werewolf-themed claw-shaped dildo. I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive. Fran told me she would send something in bright colours as I love dildos like that.
I didn't have to wait long, and to say it took my breath away would be an understatement. So, let me tell you all about Tentickle Toys and Wölfing in particular.
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- Overall Rating 9.6
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The web slinger certainly knows how to stretch things nicely
I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.
As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.
"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."
Joanne
Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.
With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.
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- Overall Rating 9.4
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