Dildos

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

A beast of a dildo that is so much fun

Although reviewing is hard work, it is also a heck of a lot of fun. I enjoy reviewing good-quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would review more of their dildos, of course, I said yes.

John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) produces some amazing items, so I was really looking forward to seeing what they would send.

"Pushing more of the tongue inside my pussy provides a lovely stretch. The curled sides create some delightful sensations against my pussy walls. Pushing the tongue in deep, I enjoyed the feel of the tip brushing my cervix."

Joanne

I was told the dildo would be a brand new design, not even on their website when they sent them to me. I had no idea what the item would be or even look like.

Even without knowing what I would receive, I looked forward to the box arriving. JTT manufacture some amazing items. Their team of designers have some fantastic imaginations. This, together with the high quality of their products, meant I was very excited about the delivery.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Get ready for one hell of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more dildos for them. As I still have a little room in my new play box. I decided to add a few more items. So I told John Thomas Toys (I will refer to them as JTT from now on) that I would happily play with more of their silicone dildos.

JTT produce some awe-inspiring dildos, stretchers and butt plugs. Their designers have some amazing imaginations to create so many amazing designs.

"The flared tip provides a nice little challenge to insertion. I needed a bit of extra water-based lube to ensure I was nice and wet. Playing with myself first helped. I squeezed the tip inside and enjoyed the feel of the flared tip rubbing my vaginal walls; this had my toes curling."

Joanne

JTT provides a lifetime warranty with all their dildos. Showing how confident they are in their products. I, for one, do not believe this is misplaced trust.

I had no idea what JTT would send me, but I happily agreed.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Ee ba gum, Yorkshire Lad Is Popular With The Girls & Boys

John Thomas Toys designers have some genuinely great imaginations. The vast range of designs they produce is impressive. They make excellent quality silicone dildos that I love playing with.

I have been the lucky recipient of some excellent silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys from John Thomas Toys in the past (I will refer to them as JTT from here on out).

"As expected, the prominent bulge was a little of a challenge. Once I managed to push it inside, the feeling was intoxicating. That challenging bump pressed deliciously against my pussy walls. As soon as I began moving it in and out of my pussy, the entire sensation bloomed into so much more."

Joanne

JTT asked if I would like to receive their very latest design. Without even knowing what it looked like, I agreed. I really love the variety of designs and sizes JTT produce. So, I was excited to see what this latest creation would be.

Luckily, I know I never have to wait long to find out what beauty they have sent me this time. So let me tell you all about Yorkshire Lad.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Fancy a bit of double penetration?

When I was approached by John Thomas Toys (JTT) to review their latest three items, of course, I said, "Why not!"

Silly me, I forgot about the amount of time that would mean for me to be in front of the camera again Dohhh!!!!!

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the glans stretching and rubbing against my walls as I moved it in and out inside me. The length enabled me to take as much as I wanted, enjoying the feel of it hitting my cervix each time."

Joanne

Even though I have no clue what type of dildos I would be sent, it's still exciting waiting for them to turn up. One thing I can be sure of, though, is that the quality will be excellent.

So, I just sit back and wait for Santa (aka post person) to deliver three boxes of goodies; I never have to wait long ;-)

This review is for Two's Company, another excellent silicone dildo from JTT.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Scally Wag is a cheeky chappy from North London with a penchant for tight ropework

It is always a pleasure when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send me their new designs that were not even on their website.

Well, I'm hardly going to say no, am I? I am always excited to see what new treasures their designers have been able to come up with.

"The lovely and ever so kinky sub 'r' played with the medium size, informing me that she really enjoyed the feel of the rope. The knot felt terrific on her clit as she took the entire length. She also bounced on the balls as she sat on the dildo, which was quite a sight to behold."

Joanne

With three new designs being sent to me, I was excited to see what treats I would get to play with.

This review is for the JTT Scally Wag dildo. Hmm, what can I say other than Yummmm! This is one fantastic-looking piece of silicone cock.

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  • Overall Rating 9.4

An anal depth trainer that just keeps going and going

As always, a message from JTT always grabs my attention as it usually means just one thing. More toys will be on the way to keep me busy and the lube flowing.

I can never resist the opportunity to put myself and the team here to the test, so I always agree to review their newest designs.

"The beginning of Super Long Dong looks like a realistic cock dildo. The glans are nice and wide and provide a beautiful ridge. As I pushed more of this dong inside my pussy I enjoyed the feel of the veins."

Joanne

I am generally not told what they will send, so it is usually a surprise when I open the box during my unboxing video.

My experience tells me I never have to wait long for a delivery from John Thomas Toys. This one was no different.

This is my review for the Super Long Dong anal depth trainer.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

This is a nice girthy addition to the JTT range of hole pleasers

This is the last dildo out of a batch of five that John Thomas Toys sent me to review. It has been a lot of fun tackling five new toys at once is an understatement.

I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at the time, these new designs weren't even on their website.

"I really enjoy the feel of the tip rubbing against my clit each time I entirely remove it before I push it back inside my wet pussy again. I never get tired of the feeling of my pussy stretching open to take a dildo like this inside."

Joanne

I received all five boxes simultaneously, so I knew I would be extra busy for a few weeks to ensure I took the time to review these items fully and fairly.

It was a pleasant surprise when I did the unboxing video, as it was the first time I knew what Humphrey's Manhood looked like. I love it, and that is why I have taken my time with this review (that is an excellent excuse to keep trying him out - for science, of course.

So let me tell you all about Humphreys Manhood and the delivery experience when you order from John Thomas Toys.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A dream come true to texture loving size queens

JTT asked if I would like to review six of their latest designs. I had no idea what they would be like, but I still jumped at the chance, of course.

Everything they have sent me previously has been of excellent quality with some great designs. With this in mind, I could not say no.

"As I push the shaft inside (with a bit of added water-based lube), I feel every bump and ridge stimulating my vaginal walls. The soft firmness rating gives just enough squish to make it more comfortable for me to use whilst maintaining the ridges enough so you can still feel them."

Joanne

With six designs, I knew I would have a lot of work to do on their arrival. I would also need lots of water-based lube, so I needed to top up my supply.

With a fresh lube supply, I only needed to wait for the toys to arrive. This review is for the Original Dragons Cock, and what a cock it is.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling

So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape.

I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.

"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."

Joanne

As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.

So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure

When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.

I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.

"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."

Joanne

Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.

I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2