Dildos

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

I welcome the rise of the machines

When Mr Hankeys Toys asked if I would like to review some of their range, I was very excited to see what they would send.

I last reviewed something from Mr Hankeys Toys quite a while ago. I certainly jumped at the chance of getting my hands (and other body parts ;-) ) on some more.

"I loved the feel of the Sex Machine sliding in and out of my pussy. With a fucking machine, I could use a much faster speed than by hand. This speed had me squirming on the bed so quickly. It seemed like I was climaxing within no tim"

Joanne

Mr Hankeys Toys produces some amazing designs from high-quality silicone. They offer a wide selection of designs, with various colours and size options.

If you like unique designs of quality silicone dildos it is worth checking Mr Hankeys Toys Website. This review is for their Sex Machine dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A fantasy dildo with some fantastic textures

I have reviewed dildos for mrhankeystoys.com in the past but have not sampled any of their newer toys, so I was over the moon when they asked if I would like to review some of their latest additions.

For those who have not heard of mrhankeystoys before, they offer a good range of high-quality silicone dildos. A nice selection of both realistic and fantasy dildos to choose from.

"When I sped up my thrusting of the dildo, I enjoyed the feel of all those beautiful scales and ridges as they rubbed against my wet walls. The different scales provide a delightful variety of sensations. The scales that stand out more provide a lovely rubbing sensation across my pussy walls. Meanwhile, the smoother and flatter scales glide beautifully through my moisture."

Joanne

The dildos on offer are all unique in design and offer up to four sizes in most of their range. You can personalise your choice with a good selection of colours and firmness ratings. You can even choose whether you want a vac-u-lock compatible hole or not.

Looking through the options on their website, I was very excited to see what they would send me. Both sub 'r' and I were thrilled with the selection. This is the review for the Dildos and Dragons dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Finally - The perfect solution for playing with large dildos

I always get excited when John Thomas Toys sends me new products to evaluate and review, and this was no exception. Except that this time, it wasn't a box of enormous silicone delights that they sent.

I was genuinely delighted to have received their latest product aimed at people who enjoy their range of larger-than-life insertables. The floor stand is a heavyweight solution to one of the biggest problems with larger toys.

"I can see the floor stand being extremely popular with anyone involved in photoshoots or live video performances, and it makes using even the largest of dildos manageable. This leaves you free to concentrate on your performance and enjoyment."

Joanne

I was suitably impressed with it, and it's about time something like this hit the market.

But before I go into what it is and how it works well, let me tell you how one arrives if you order one.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Leviathan is perfect for deep play with lots of textures

I really enjoy reviewing good quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more of their designs, I jumped at the chance.

JTT produce some stunning and some eye-watering designs. I never know what they will send, so it always feels like Xmas when the boxes arrive.

"The sensations of the tentacle sliding inside my pussy with the gradually expanding shaft and the suckers was fantastic."

Joanne

I cannot say no to good quality items, so I cannot say no to JTT. They produce good quality dildos, stretchers and depth play toys.

After saying yes, I just needed to wait for the delivery driver to turn up at my door. After a short wait of a few days, the driver stood at my door with four large boxes. This review is for the Leviathan dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

A stunning and creepy silicone dildo that will grab your attention

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if I would like to review their latest designs. JTT manufacture some fantastic designs. Their products are good quality and even have a lifetime guarantee.

With a wide variety of designs available, there is something for everyone. They also offer a great range of sizes and colours.

"With some additional pressure and wriggling, I finally managed to slip the thumb past my entrance. The extra stretch this provided felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of the stretch, and the thumb joint and fingers created some amazing sensations as I moved them within my pussy."

Joanne

Reviewing products is not all fun. There is a fair amount of work involved. Having said that, there is still some fun involved. Stunt Cock, myself and sub 'r' all enjoy reviewing items.

When JTT asked if we would like to review their latest designs, we all said, "Yes, please". This is the review for Graveyard Ghoul.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

Chunksta by name Chunksta by nature, this one is a real squeeze

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me their latest designs. After agreeing, I knew I would not have long to wait for their arrival.

I enjoy reviewing items, and dildos from JTT are no exception. JTT have some amazing designs and a vast variety of items on offer. I always wonder what the next item they send will be.

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of being stretched and so wholly filled. I was able to move it in and out of my pussy slowly. I soon had a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

JTT produce great quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. They are so confident of the quality that they offer a free replacement lifetime warranty.

This review is for the Chunksta stretcher dildo. I will say that the name is very apt for this chunky dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Mick certainly knows how to fill a waiting hole

John Thomas Toys asked if I would review another of their latest designs. Since I had finished reviewing the other items they sent me, I said yes, please :-)

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures a wide variety of quality silicone items. From stretchers, dildos, and depth play, they have something for everyone.

"The sensations caused by the dorsal ridge against my walls felt amazing. I enjoyed the feel of it gliding through my juices every time I moved it in and out."

Joanne

Their team of designers creates realistic and fantasy designs. From thin and smooth to wide and bumpy, with four sizes, colours and two firmness ratings to choose from. They even provide a detailed list of measurements and weight for every item.

I never know what they will send me, but I always look forward to finding out. This is the review for Mick's Prick.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Uncle Bob certainly knows how to please

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) asked if they could send me another batch of their latest products. How could I say no?

JTT produces some stunning designs, and the sizes are out of this world. I like the variety they have on offer. The quality is excellent, and they use platinum-grade silicone for all their items.

"The feel of him stretching and rubbing against my wet walls the faster I plunged him in and out was mindblowing. I could take his full length as I played with the small size. With the tip hitting my cervix, I enjoyed the feel of his balls on my clit. It did not take long before I was enjoying a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

I also like that they use minimal packaging (less waste). They are also kind enough to provide strong storage bags and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with relevant items. Put all this together with each item's detailed weight and measurements. Let us not forget the lifetime guarantee. It shows that they care about their customers.

John Thomas Toys sent me several boxes simultaneously. This review is for the Uncle Bob dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

Cute, yet unapologetically intense, this dildo is fab

John Thomas Toys (JTT) manufactures some fantastic products whether you want a dildo, stretcher or depth toy.

JTT also offers a nice range of sizes and designs. If you want larger silicone toys, then they are one of the first websites I recommend checking.

"The shaft widens nicely, giving a lovely stretch as I took it deeper. The feel of the twisting tales adds a fantastic amount of stimulation. Even pushing it in and out, holding it straight, it felt like it was twisting inside my pussy"

Joanne

I like the range of the designs on offer, with a great choice of realistic and fantasy. They do have something for every taste.

When JTT asked if they could send me some of their new items. I did not know what I was being sent until they arrived, which was a nice surprise. This review is for the Four Dragons Dildo.

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  • Overall Rating 9.6

The traffic cone look alike that will stretch your abilities

John Thomas Toys (JTT) designs and manufactures a wide range of dildos and stretchers. All are made with good-quality silicone. With such a wide choice, I cannot say no when they ask if I would like to review their latest designs.

JTT asked if they could send me several designs simultaneously. I did not know what they would send, but with the good quality and variety, I looked forward to seeing what would arrive.

"The soft firmness rating I was sent provided enough give for me to squeeze it as it passed my ring. This made it more comfortable for me to use."

sub'r'

Luckily, I knew I would only have a short wait before several large, heavy boxes would be delivered to my door.

I was sent information about the contents once the boxes arrived. I only found out what was in each box when I opened it. This is the review for the Anal Challenge. So grab a drink and let me tell you all about it.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2