Taking masturbation to vibrating new highs

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of a penis orientated sex toy for the lovely Joanne.

Recently Satisfyer seems to be throwing sex toys at reviewers, and I was delighted when two penis toys arrived in the post.

"I tried stroking with it but that felt a bit cumbersome, I found the way that works best for me it just to insert myself into it and to find the sweet spot where the powerful vibrations on my frenulum felt best."

Stunt Cock

After blowing a raspberry at Joanne as these were for me and not her, I got down to the task of getting to know them - intimately. This sleek black masturbator with looks that remind me of the form of an F1 racing car was fun to use, and I enjoyed getting acquainted with it.

So, let me tell you all about it and what I thought of it when using on my happy chap.

A guest review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Power Flower

I am delighted to be able to bring you this great review by Harley Fire of the Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower. A vibrator with a tip that is unlike anything else I have tried.

As Satisfyer seem to be throwing virbators at reviewers these days I ended up with more than one of these vibes and so I asked Harley if she wanted to review one. I am delighted that she has done so as she has real talent. Harley Fire is a queer amateur porn creator and lifestyle findomme from the UK.

"I’ve had a couple of pleasantly surprising heightened orgasms thanks to the Power Flower, but that’s not due to the petal design. In fact, both times I creamed quite a lot, but it was the vibration strength and the girth doing the job."

Harley Fire

Her take on the Power Flower is very similar to mine, it's a nice virbator and it will no doubt be great for anyone who enjoys unpredicatable stimulation over a wide area. However it does have its drawbacks.

So without further ado, here are Harley's thoughts on this striking vibrator from Satisfyer.

A dual-density dildo that really hits the spot

I just love receiving packages from PeepShowToys in the USA. Whenever I get a delivery from them, it means only one thing, and that is that my pussy is soon going to be purring.

They stock a fantastic selection of body-safe sex toys, and their dildos are amazing. They sent me another Uberrime dildo to review, and I couldn't wait to get cracking with this one.

"The pearlescent pigments create a beautiful marbling effect that glistens in the light. It really is a beautiful colour option, and it looks so enticing."

Joanne

The Uberrime Splendid Dual-Density Silicone Dildo looks and feels fantastic. It comes in four different colour options, and this one is the Pearl Blue. The way it shimmers is lovely, and it's a sight to behold.

So, what did we think of this dildo, is it another hit or an unfortunate miss? Read on to find out.

A fantastic fantasy dildo, have some Night King fun as winter is coming

I'm so pleased to have been given the opportunity to review the Uberrime Night King Fantasy Dildo Fire & Ice edition. This ladies and gentlemen is a dildo that went beyond my expectations.

From its stunning colours blending their way down its shaft to the deliciously rich textures, it is made for pleasure.

"When drawn over my clitoris, each ridge sends sparks through me that quickly have my free hand clawing at the sheets. A combination of clit play and deep penetration is precisely how I love to play, and it is an easy task with the Night King Fantasy Dildo."

Joanne

With a broad base with the most sublime design on its bottom, it is also a thing of beauty.

Let me tell you why I think this dildo definitely deserves the title of King and why you should add one to your play box.

A fantastic fantasy dildo and handle that is so much fun to use

I love it when I receive a sex toy (in this case a rather fetching dildo) to review, and when I lay eyes upon it I swoon, as it takes my breath away.

This ladies and gentlemen is what happened when I laid eyes upon The Realm Drago and Draken, a dildo and handle combination sent to me by PeepShowToys.com.

"The texture feels incredible in use, you can feel every bit of it as it opens you and you thrust with it."

Joanne

I couldn't believe my eyes, a dildo and sword handle combination using my favourite sex toy attachment system the Vac-u-lock system.

I knew right from the outset that this was something different, something I was really going to enjoy.

The Grabbit feels as good as it looks

Gvibe is a UK based company who produce some fantastic vibrators and butt plugs. I have always had a great time reviewing their products and can highly recommend their Gplug Twist and Gbulb that I recently reviewed.

So, when the Grabbit arrived in the post, you can understand that I was quite excited about the prospect of putting this toy to the test.

"The two clitoral stimulators are soft and bendy, so they are easy to position either side of your clitoris in use. The whole look and feel of this toy is beautiful."

Joanne

This was a sex toy that I couldn't wait to try out as I love rabbit vibes and I know that the silicone blend that Gvibe use is fantastic.

So I didn't waste any time and that evening saw me savouring its performance for the first time. Since then, it has been used dozens of times all with orgasmic results. So, let me tell you all about this fantastic little rabbit vibe.

The Temptasia Twist is a dildo designed to please any hole you want to pleasure

I am beginning to have a bit of a crush on all things Blush at the moment, they are on a roll. Everything that we have reviewed for them so far has been fantastic.

So, you can imagine my excitement when a Blush Temptasia Silicone Dildo arrived for review in the post. I couldn't wait to put it to the test to see if it would live up to the other blush dildos that we have reviewed.

"The twisting texture on the shaft feels excellent anally, in fact probably even more so than when used vaginally due to the sensitive nature of my bum hole. I was able to easily orgasm from anal play in around 20 minutes which is pretty fast for me."

sub'r'

When the lovely sub'r' laid eyes upon it, she immediately fell in love with its twisting shape and design, and she begged me to let her review it.

I begrudgingly agreed (it just looks so good, so I didn't want to part with it). Here are her thoughts on this sleek black dildo with a delightful love heart shaped suction cup base.

A fantastic flogger with a real sting in its tail

I love reviewing BDSM products and when asked if I am willing to review one I usually just adopt the position before saying "bring it on". I love impact play toys such as whips, canes, floggers and paddles.

I really enjoy using them, and also I relish the sensations that they deliver on my behind. Both sub'r' and I love nothing more than to have her restrained for an excellent impact play session. Impact play often means using restraints and blindfolds, and I think these add to the sexual energy of this type of play.

"The silicone gives no quarter, and unlike suede or leather floggers you get no massaging effect as the fronds dance across your flesh."

Stunt Cock

So needless to say when latex, Leather & Lace asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Quad Silicone Whip from the Doc Johnson Kink Collection, I jumped at the chance.

Even after being warned by Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace that it is a pretty intense piece of equipment I couldn't wait to put it to the test.

The EveryGirl rabbit vibe lives up to Rocks Off's reputation for quality

Once again, I find myself smiling from ear to ear as I type up another review of a Rocks Off product. This time I have had the pleasure (in the biblical sense) of getting to know their Everygirl Rabbit Vibrator.

Now I don't know about you, but I love rabbit vibes, and this is one sex toy that I have really enjoyed reviewing.

"I can enjoy long slow masturbation sessions with the EveryGirl or I can crank it up and give myself a toe-curling quickie, and that makes it a very flexible sex toy."

Joanne

Rocks Off just seem to be going from strength to strength, the Zeppelina vibrator that I have recently reviewed was terrific.

I love it when I try a new vibrator and I find it really flicks my switch, and the EveryGirl vibe did just that. So, let me tell you why the Everygirl Vibe is indeed a rabbit vibe for every girl.

The Zeppelina is certainly no blimp where power is concerned

Once again I find myself smiling as I write up another review of a Rocks Off vibrator. This time it is the Zeppelina from their Dr Rocco's Pleasure Emporium range of sex toys.

This range looks fantastic with its Steampunk styling. As I love all things Steampunk I had big expectations for the Zeppelina. I have enjoyed all of the previous vibes I have reviewed for Rocks Off, and it is nice to be reviewing another one.

"The girth of the Zeppelina feels great, and I love feeling it open me up before I swallow it inside my vagina. Thrusting with it is lots of fun and orgasming with it deep inside me feels fantastic as my kegel muscles clamp down on it mid-orgasm."

Joanne

This review will give you my thoughts on the Zeppelina but also those of sub'r' who now has it in her bedside drawer. She has literally hammered it for the last couple of weeks relishing in the sensations that it can deliver.

So, let's get on with it, let me tell you all about the Zeppelina from Rocks Off.

The Rock & Roll wild child of sex machines

I honestly think that I am the luckiest sex toy reviewer in the world as I have been given the opportunity to review another fantastic sex machine, the Tremor.

I jumped at the chance when asked if I would be interested in reviewing the Tremor and have spent quite some time getting to know it. I have used it in my living room, my bedroom and I even hired a dungeon to introduce it to sub'r' (now that was one hell of a fun day).

"It amazes me when I close my eyes and listen to the almost primaeval noises emanating from me when I ride it. It is a fantastic beast, almost primal in nature and it can stalk your orgasm before chasing it down and utterly blowing you away."

Joanne

The Tremor is a ride on vibrating sex machine pretty similar in design to the Sybian and Motorbunny (check out my reviews of those two machines too). Both of those machines offer fantastic performance and so I have enjoyed seeing if the Tremor matches them in terms of their ability to rip an orgasm out of you.

I am now ready to put fingertips to keyboard to let you know my thoughts of this addition to the ride on sex machine marketplace.

The Jammy is a generously proportioned dildo with stunning texture

Blush Novelties are on a roll as far as I am concerned with their range of sex toys. I am loving everything I have seen and tried from them, and the Jammy is no exception.

They sent me a purple Jammy to review and from the first time I cast my eyes on it I knew that I was going to really enjoy getting to know it.

"The Jammy is a lot of fun to use, I just love its girth. I relish thicker dildos as really enjoy that feeling of being opened and stretched at the same time as I push them inside my pussy."

Joanne

Blush produce some stunning silicone dildos, and this one looks fantastic in terms of size and texture. I could hardly wait to start using it.

So let me tell you why the Jammy is a sex toy that everyone should have and enjoy.

Two interetsing takes on the vibrating couples sex toy

It's no secret that I love my Satisfyer sex toys. Some of my all-time favourite toys are made by Satisfyer, such as the Penguin and the Pro 2.

I was therefore excited, to say the least when Satisfyer got in touch asking me if I could review two new vibrators for them.

"While the motors in the legs are not for me, they are quite powerful and will be ideal for anyone who likes buzzier style stimulations."

Joanne

Fast forward a week and a package arrived in the post, and I was delighted to find two new sex toys inside.

I was a little confused however as they looked pretty similar in both their features and settings. The only real differences at first glance were the colours, pink and blue. My heart sank as my first thoughts were "no, please don't say they are gendered male and female sex toys".

Hands free orgasms for the masses, penis owners rejoice

I was so excited when Hot Octopuss brought a new guybrator™ to the market recently. I was even more so when they sent me one to review.

Hot Octopuss produce fantastic sex toys, and I have reviewed the rest of their range. The JETT with its two independent vibrators is like nothing I have seen before, so I was really looking forward to putting it to the test.

"It wasn't long before he was groaning and then bang, a massive orgasm hit him. A delightful spurt of cum shot out of his cock almost hitting him in the face. I was blown away by the sight of that. I actually gave him a round of applause as it was a pretty fantastic cumshot."

Joanne

Obviously, as a female sex toy reviewer, I am somewhat lacking in the trouser snake department to be able to review the JETT. So it fell on my trusty Stunt Cock to put it through its paces.

So, without further ado, here is everything you need to know about the JETT guybrator™ from Hot Octopuss.

The D-Thang is just perfect and so much fun to use

I am starting to have a bit of a crush for Blush. I was delighted when they sent me a pink Ruse D-Thang silicone dildo to review. While visiting ETO this year I was also made to feel very welcome on their trade stand there.

I was shown around their incredible range of sex toys and believe me some of them are "panty soaking heaven" to behold.

"The gently curved shaft ensures good g-spot pressure and both the top and underside have some delicious smooth ridges that add to the stimulation as it is thrust in and out."

Joanne

The trade reps that I spoke to were amazing, and they were literally overflowing with enthusiasm for their brand, and it is obvious to see why that is.

So sit back, grab a cuppa and let me tell you why the Ruse D-Thang is one hell of a good dildo for thrusting like your life depends on it.

If you are looking for a tidy little g-spot vibe then this one may appeal to you

I do love a good g-spot vibrator, I mean who wouldn't want to enjoy some strong vibrations aimed directly at that pleasure zone?

When Ann Summers got in touch to ask if I would like to review the Flex Rechargeable G Spot Vibrator, I jumped at the chance.

"It has an insertable length of 6"/15.2cm and a diameter at its widest point of 1.3"/3.3cm. So it's an ideal vibrator for anyone who isn't into more girthier sex toys."

Joanne

Ann Summers run many physical high street shops where anyone can go and get advice or buy anything from lube to sexy clothing and even sex toys.

I have recently reviewed the Moregasm+ Remote Control Panty Vibe which I really enjoyed so I was hoping that I would enjoy this one too. Read on to find out what I really think of it.

Powerful vibrations at your fingertips

I am pretty excited about this little finger vibe from Gvibe, it packs a lot of features into a small form.

As well as being a fun little finger vibe it has an unusual extra feature - it can be used as a remote control for the amazing Gplug and Gplug Twist.

"I started off just playing with the Gring on its own, and its power surprised me. On its highest settings, it is too strong for direct clitoral stimulation for me. Due to its petite size, this really did surprise me."

Joanne

Yes, you read that right this is a finger vibe that allows you to effortlessly change the settings on a butt plug buried deep in your ass - heaven.

No more twisting around to press buttons on the base of a plug before having to clean your fingers before carrying on with your play. So, let me tell you about this lovely little finger vibe.

Fantastic for teasing a partner or just using on your own

I was so excited when So Divine got in touch again asking me if I would be interested in reviewing their Addicted Love Egg.

Well, you already know what my answer was, I mean who would turn down the chance to play with a remote control love egg?

"I was confident in the noise levels to enjoy it while out and about, and I relished being teased with it inside me while out doing the weekly shop. A love egg buzzing away deep inside you makes this chore suddenly so much more enjoyable."

Joanne

This is an internal vibrator (or is it) that can be used with or without the included remote control and it allows for all sorts of kinky fun and games.

So let me tell you what sub'r' and I thought of this one after spending lots of time teasing each other with it.

Bloody periods shouldn't be bloody frustrating

While visiting Erofame last year, sub'r' spotted the Fun Factory Fun Cups on their stand and as she uses menstrual cups they immediately caught her attention.

One month later a package arrived with the Explore Kit for her to use and evaluate. She has now used them for two cycles and here is her review of them.

"One thing I love about them is you are free to do anything while wearing them without bulky pads inside your underwear. You can go swimming, ride a bike or do anything that you can do when not on your period."

sub'r'

Having spoken to her at length about them, I may have to give them a go myself as they can save a lot of money and the environment too.

So without further ado, here is the Fun Factory Explore Kit review by sub'r'.

A dildo that has put me on the naughty list

Let me tell you about Christmas morning in the life of this little reviewer. I woke up to a cold Christmas morning expecting not too many presents but boy was I wrong.

With much excitement, I started opening presents. Perfume, my favourite type, nice. New sexy underwear, nicer and then a Blush Novelties D3 Silicone Dildo in stunning colours, OMG it was the best Christmas ever!

Unbeknown to me Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace had sent me a couple of surprise presents through my partner, and he had kept the secret very well indeed so I had no idea I was in for some kinky Xmas fun. Thank you, Patrick, for putting a massive smile on my face. It really did make my day.

"The Avant D3 is a has the perfect level of 'squish' when squeezed. It feels nice and soft, but it is still rigid enough so that it doesn't droop much when held by the suction cup."

Joanne

I have reviewed three other Blush Novelties creations, and they were fantastic. I just love their colours and designs as well of their performance of course. I have to admit to having had my eye on a D3 for a while now, so I was delighted to be in a position to review one.

You will do doubt not be surprised to know that I did use it on Christmas day. No doubt Santa was shaking his head while mumbling something along the lines of "That didn't take her very long" as he added my name to this years 'Naughty List'.

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