Proving that good things come in small packages

Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.

You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.

I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.

Stunt Cock

I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.

I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.

This is a wand style vibrator that isn't just for external use

I had a lot of fun reviewing the Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager from Meo.de which surprised me as it is a small, unobtrusive looking wand style vibrator, but it packs quite a punch.

I was sent this wand massager by Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I have taken my time to get to know it, and I am glad that I have as it has a feature not found on most wands due to its small form.

Pressing it against my clit feels fantastic, the sensations are a little buzzy but they do go deep, and it feels nice. However, when I am close, I enjoy sliding the egg end inside so that all of that power is directed right onto my G-spot and that always delivers some incredibly hard orgasms for me.

Joanne

This is a wand that is not only great for external stimulation but it is also small enough for you to experiment with it internally and that gives it an excellent edge for some kinky play options.

It has two motors, and I will talk about that later in the review.

Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun

I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.

I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.

Joanne

Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the GBalls2, the IMToys Candy or the Mister Devil. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.

Devilish good fun with this kegel trainer

I have reviewed a couple of kegel trainers in the past, and so I was delighted when Sistalk got in touch asking if I wanted to review one of their new range of kegel trainers.

They have produced three 'Monster' themes trainers, and they just look so cute. You can choose from the Mister Godzilla, Mister Devil and Doctor Whale. Each is subtly different. I couldn't help myself and had to ask for the Mr Devil to review.

The trainer itself is a cute looking thing and can be used without its app as a vibrator. It's coated with very soft silicone, and this makes it body safe, phthalate free and hypo-allergenic.

Joanne

Kegel trainers are great sex toys because not only are they good fun to use they also have serious medical benefits helping to tone your muscles and deal with numerous lady issues.

I have now used this trainer for four month so how did I get on with this cute looking kegel trainer? Have I now got a vagina that Wonder Woman would be proud of or did the Mr Devil let me down? Read on to find out.

A clitoral massager that reaches the parts others don't

With the current rate of new clitoral suction style sex toys coming on to the market I wondered about the logic of Lelo bringing out their unique take on this style of toy.

However, having tried it I can attest that it is a welcome addition to the range available, it is in fact pretty damn impressive, and that surprised me - a lot.

I find that when playing with it, the stimulations get you so involved you enjoy the journey as well as the destination. It isn't a toy where you just go through the motions, it sucks you in and gives you a fantastic ride.

Joanne

Lelo sent me one of their Lelo Sona Cruise sex toys in exchange for a fair an honest appraisal, and this is one of those sex toys that did surprise me.

So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Lelo Sona Cruise.

A Dodil is a Dildo for all seasons

I was lucky to be an early reviewer of the revolutionary Dodil mouldable dildo earlier this year, and I enjoyed reviewing it so much.

I loved the concept, being able to create the perfect dildo for my style of masturbation was a real breakthrough. It's so much fun on many levels appealing to my creative side as well as my kinky side.

The Dodil is just so different to everything else available. In a world of technology, magnetic chargers and internet of things (IoT) toys and equipment it is refreshing to see something as simple and efficient as the Dodil.

Joanne

I can categorically say that the Dodil is my sex toy of the year 2017. Everyone should have one, and I was delighted to hear that they haven't rested on their laurels they are continuing to improve their product and are thinking laterally.

They sent me the second version of the toy to review which was a lovely surprise indeed.

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

A monstrously good dildo ideal for some Halloween fun

This is my second Halloween special review, the first being the sickly looking Zombie Dildo. This one looks a little bit better but it still won't appeal to some. This is why it's only the second review I have ever done to carry a trigger warning.

After having so much fun reviewing the Zombie dildo I decided to give another of the Fleshlight Freaks a go. This time I chose the Frankenstein dildo since I love the Mary Shelly book - definitely read it.

The colouration of this dildo is beautiful, it is a mottled green and it's very shiny giving it a slick wet look. The detailing includes cracks, scars and metallic grafts all of them looking amazing.

Joanne

I acquired a Frankenstein dildo and I immediately started my reviewing process. I also did some special sketches as my Zombie dildo review ones were well received. So, what did I think of this collection of dick parts lovingly stitched together by Dr F himself?

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Frankenstein dildo that some people may find distasteful or disturbing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Today I'm redifining the term - getting Skull Fucked

I have long been an admirer of the wares carried by Meo.de. Having enjoyed reading many reviews of their products from some of my favourite reviewers.

So I was delighted when they agreed to let me review some products for them. With great German efficiency, the selected products soon arrived and I couldn't wait to get started. They had sent me a whole host of kinky BDSM equipment to review together with this oh so special dildo.

The lube retention coupled with the texture makes it a formidable yet enjoyable anal or vaginal sextoy.

Joanne

It's a size queens dream and it also appeals to my inner Goth. The skull at the base of it looks foreboding as well as adding a layer of dark kink.

I was sent this dildo for free in exchange of an honest review. I must admit though to under-estimating its size and my eyes popped out of my head on stalks in true comic book fashion when it arrived.

The chilling tale of my encounter with the living thrusting dead

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin. It all started mid-October when the delightful Scandarella got in touch with me asking if I fancied a new dildo to review. Well, that got my attention and then she told me what it was.....

You see, she had been sent the wrong dildo to review and as it was going to be replaced she asked if I wanted it.

Now I love my fantasy dildos especially as I'm a bit of a texture queen. I like my dildos to have lots of ridges and bumps but I have never had a dildo quite like this one.

The thing is all that detail and texture makes it one hell of a good dildo for thrusting. It wasn't long before I was sounding like a zombie myself - "Nnnnnnn, mmmmmm" etc.

Joanne

Imagine living in a world where Zombies roam the earth, very hungry zombies in fact. These zombies are not the usual ones though. 'Brains' are the last things on their corrupted decaying minds. Instead, they crave pussy and ass. This was the fantasy world that I was about to descend into.

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Zombie dildo that some people may find distasteful or distressing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

This is my second butt plug from So-Divine

I am a recent convert to the pleasures that can be had 'through the backdoor'. For years I experienced pain every time that I tried inserting anything up my ass. That changed when I started to review sex toys because I educated myself.

If I can give anyone any advice when it comes to anal play it would be to relax and use lube - lots of it.

I recently reviewed a silicone butt plug for So-Divine called the Sweet Sensations and I loved it. Since my review, they have brought out two extra versions, a Medium and a Large.

The longest that I wore it was overnight and that felt very horny waking up to being plugged, leading to some naughty fun prior to getting out of bed.

Joanne

I was delighted when they got back in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the medium one for them.

So here we are, I have a new butt plug. After spending two weeks using it and getting to know it, I feel satisfied that I can give it a decent review.

Fancy a new dildo every night? You can with the Dodil

This is a review that I have been itching to write for a while now. There is a new dildo on the block and it's pretty revolutionary in that you can change its shape over and over again. You don't have to settle for a run of the mill generic dick shaped dildo now. With a Dodil you can let your imagination run wild as you create something unique.

I'm impressed with my first creation. I was scared that I would produce something looking more like a Mr Potatoe Head than a dildo. But that fear was unfounded and I loved being able to design my own sex toy.

Joanne

I was delighted that theDodil.com agreed to send me one of these beauties to review and I eagerly awaited its arrival. It's not often that you get to design your own dildo.

This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop

As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.

This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.

After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.

This baby blue butt plug looks so cute

I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.

The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?

Joanne

I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.

This is the dildo that almost broke my pussy

Just when I thought I'd met my match when I reviewed the Anaconda from MrHankeysToys.com as it was shall we say a very nice and tight fit, I have yet again been given another challenge and that is in the form of the CutlerX silicone dildo. This mind-blowing dildo is actually a life-cast from the male pornstar CutlerX and to be honest I don't know how he stays conscious when he gets an erection as his penis is simply huge - as you will see in this review.

The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX.

Joanne

This is the third dildo that I have reviewed for Mr Hankeys Toys and I have another one tucked away to review once my vagina recovers from its onslaught by CutlerX. So read on to find out how much I enjoyed this phallus and you can then decide if you are upto the challenge that is the CutlerX dildo.

At times I wish I had a spare pussy and with this kit I now have one

I consider myself very lucky indeed that I was selected to review a Hot Pink Pussy Cloning Kit. It's a kit that I have had my eye on for a while and let's face it who wouldn't want to be able to clone their own vulva so that they can admire it in all of its beauty.

I thoroughly enjoyed the whole process of cloning my pussy and I think it would make a great valentines gift for a partner or just as a way of looking at yourself in a completely new and intimate way.

Joanne

In my younger years I struggled with how my pussy looked, I thought it was not normal as it didn't look like the ones I had seen in porn and so I struggled with my own image, I wrote an article about just this very subject - Is my pussy normal?

This kit has given me an incredible opportunity and to be able to see and hold your own vulva is really quite special. As you can probably guess this is going to be a positive review so let me show you why this kit is so much fun.

The Phallic Shaped Vac-u-Lock Dildo That Will Make Your Eyes Water

After I had reviewed the Centaur Dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys I was pretty confident that I would enjoy this dildo and more importantly that it would fit inside my Foof. This is another huge dildo and it's actually the small, this dildo is designed for, well shall we just say the lover of all things "fulfilling".

It's made in the USA by proud silicone dildo creator Mr Hankey's Toys and the Anaconda is one of many amazing examples of big dildos on his site that are well worth checking out. My eyes are constantly drawn to the CutlerX - swoon. If you crave the bigger and longer dildos then this site is definitely for you, some of the designs are fantasy ones and others are incredibly realistic, this one sits between those two genres of dildo.

This is my second dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys and I am blown away by the product, some of the other dildos on his site look incredible and the CutlerX which is a life-cast dildo has definitely caught my attention and lets just say that I have a soft spot for it.

Joanne

So is this dildo with its tapered tip and squashed cross section something to rave or rage about? Read on to find out what I thought of it after spending a month getting to know it.

Another Toy That Really Sucks - But In a Very Good Way

The market place is now pretty swamped with suction based clitoral stimulators and one of the first brands to produce them is Satisfyer and I've reviewed a number of their clitoral stimulators on my site.

Out of all of them I liked the cheapest one the Satisfyer 2 the most and that surprised me. My second favourite was definitely the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and whilst it out performed the cheaper one it lacked the controls that I wanted to effectively edge myself and it was a bit of a let down in that regard.

Fast forward to now and Satisfyer appear to have listened to the criticism aimed and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and they have brought out an updated version - the Gen 2. I was delighted when they sent me one to review as it meant that I could do a direct comparison between the two models. Alas though that was not to be, as my Satusfyer Pro 2 gave up the ghost just before its replacement arrived. Whilst it meant I could still enjoy the new model it also meant that direct performance comparisons wouldn't be possible unfortunately.

The nozzle is larger than on the original and this for me makes it an even better fit for my bits and it will mean that it's now more suited to a wider audience (no pun intended)

Joanne

So it means that I have to review the Gen 2 model on its own but I can point out some improvements over the previous model and compare them physically to each other, so on with the review.

Meet Centaur, From The Man With A Horses Cock

I have to admit that I am pretty chuffed with myself over this review. Not for its style or my writing ability but simply because I managed to get this behemoth inside my foof (pussy). It is huge and whilst this one is the small size it's still not for the feint hearted. It's made in the USA by proud silicone oficionado Mr Hankey's Toys and the Centaur dildo certainly has good company on his site.

I can quite honestly say that all of the dildos on the site are eye wateringly desirable (well maybe with the exception of the poop dildo) especially if you like to be filled to the brim with body safe silicone in whatever hole you fancy stretching and filling.

The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.

Joanne

I was delighted when Mr Hankey agreed to send me a small Centaur dildo together with a small Anaconda dildo (check out my review of that which will come out after my vagina recovers from this one). As you can already tell, this dildo is a force to be reckoned with and whilst it is the biggest thing that I have so far tackled, is it something that I could recommend to others. Well you will have to read on to find out the answer to this burning question.

Double The Fun With This Cock Ring

This is the first cock ring that I have reviewed and its a cracker. I obviously had to enlist the aid of my 'Stunt Cock' who is always all too eager to join me in my quest for experimenting with more and more sex toys. I was delighted when I was asked by Uberkinky if I would like to review a cock ring from their range of cock rings for them and I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for this one to arrive as it seemed too good to be true - body safe materials, two vibrators in one toy etc.

I didn't have to wait long as Uberkinky are always super fast with their deliveries and they are always very discreet when it comes to their packaging too.

It's when you turn it on whilst enjoying intercourse that this cock ring really comes into its own as it stimulates both partners.

Joanne

I must admit I was a little under inspired when I took this toy out of the box that it arrived in as the packaging is a little shall we say cramped. But I suppose you could say cosy instead and so I put that behind me and got on with the reviewing process. Would it open my eyes to a whole new world of kinky toys or is it just a gimmick? Read on to find out.

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