I sent my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' to Erofame in Germany this year. Erofame is Europes biggest sex toy and adult product trade show and while I was unable to attend my two colleagues had a fantastic time there.
While visiting the myriad of companies that we have worked with and reviewed for in the past they visited the Gvibe stand to catch up with what is new. Check out my previous review of the Gvibe Gballs2 Kegel Trainer.
"The vibrations travel deeply and certainly get me aroused, I have enjoyed some delicious orgasms with the Gbulb. Especially enjoying being restrained while my Master uses it on me."sub'r'
They were releasing the Gbulb and sub'r' was lucky enough to have been given one to review. We all love quirky vibes, and this one is in the shape of a light bulb, and it looks so cute.
So this is a silicone vibrator that sub'r' has reviewed, so read on to find out what she thought of it.
I love it when a dildo really flicks my switch and becomes my new bestie. The Blush Novelties Real Nude Sumo is one such dildo, it can do really nice things to me in a very naughty way.
This colourful dildo was sent to me by the lovely folks over at latex, leather & Lace. If you get the chance to drop by their walk-in store you should do so as they are so nice.
"I love using this dildo by hand but strapping it to one of my fucking machines brings it to life. The high speeds coupled with the hands-free nature of fucking machine fun has me clawing the sheets in no time at all"Joanne
This review has been a delightful one to 'research' and write. The Sumo has really opened my eyes to the range available from Blush Novelties and stocked by Latex, Leather & Lace.
So, read on to find out why I highly rate this dildo and why it works so well for my anatomy.
I have enjoyed all of the sex toys that I have reviewed for So Divine in the past, and so I was delighted when they got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new USB rechargeable vibrator - The Get Lucky Vibe.
With a trip to Germany just around the corner, I jumped at the chance as I decided I would review it here and then let sub'r' take it on her trip to Germany as, to be honest, it is the perfect travelling companion.
"The small nodules on the tip of the vibrator feel incredible when I slowly rub them over the top of my clitoris."Joanne
So I waited for its arrival with high hopes... It follows a long line of very enjoyable vibes that have given me some fantastic orgasms to live up to. Would it continue to build on its predecessor's performance or would it be a letdown? No pressure at all.
My first impressions were - "this is different". Read on to find out my final thoughts on it.
Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and have reviewed four of them so far, and this one will be the fifth.
Sexmachines.co.uk has a fantastic range of dildos, and they recently added the Mr Hankey range of dildos to their repertoire, but unfortuntaly they are no longer stocking them but you can buy them in the UK from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk.
"I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly."Joanne
Mr Hankey is renowned for his incredible dildo designs that all feature fantastic detail as well as being larger than your average dildos. Indeed his dildo range is a size queens dream come true.
I couldn't wait to put the Alien Dildo to the test. So with all sorts of alien impregnation fantasies spinning in my head, I had so much fun getting to know it so read on to find out if this Alien will be a box office smash hit or nothing more than a cult B movie prop.
Stunt Cock, here again, I have been dragged back in kicking and screaming by Joanne to review another male masturbator for her.
Just kidding about the kicking and screaming bit, I relish the opportunity to try something new, and if it means sticking my happy chap into something soft and sensual, then I am definitely up for that.
Joanne received a Satisfyer For Men to review and I know that she is always raving about her collection of Satisfyer toys, I have never seen her cum as quickly as when she is using one of their clitoral suction sex toys.
"Having the ability to make the masturbator squeeze your manhood during use really feels incredible, and this gives the Satisfyer For Men a considerable boost over other masturbators like the Fleshlight."Stunt Cock
Before it arrived I did a bit of reading up on the Satisfyer For Men which is fronted by male porn star Rocco Siffredi, and that got my attention, this guy has fucked over 5,000 women, and he is claiming that the Satisfyer For Men gave him the best orgasm of his life.
Mmmm, I think that may not be precisely true, but I was keen to find out if it did indeed live up to that strong claim, so read on to find out what I think of it.
Puppy play can be a lot of fun, and recently I managed to get my hands on a Titus Puppy Tail Pro from Clonezone, and this is the first product that I have reviewed from them.
I have a female submissive who loves puppy play, she already has a collar and leash together with kneepads, and so I looked forward to adding a wagging tail to her collection.
"I just closed my eyes, enjoying the feeling of being stretched and filled at the same time, it is a delicious feeling."Joanne
This is a butt plug with two twists, first is the beautiful looking tail and the second is its vibrating function which is very pleasing.
When it arrived, I couldn't wait to put it to the test and to see the reaction of sub'r' when she wore it for the first time.
I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.
Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.
"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."Joanne
Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.
Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.
I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.
I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.
"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."Joanne
Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.
So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.
Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.
You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?
"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."Joanne
I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.
So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?
I am delighted to have finally reviewed the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a sex toy that I have had my eye on since I visited the Rocks Off stand at the 2016 Erotic Trade Only exhibition.
While visiting I met some of the fantastic Rocks Off staff, and they suggested that the Ruby Glow may be right up my street. As a new blogger at the time I never followed up by getting in touch with them after the trade show, and I missed my chance to review one.
"I can orgasm using it but prefer to use it to keep me simmering, just under the boiling point before I use my fingers or a strong clitoral vibe to bring myself off."Joanne
Since then I have always wanted to review one, and after reviewing lots of other Rocks Off sex toys, I thought that the time was right to buy one and see why it just keeps getting glowing reviews.
I was keen to see how a vibrator that you literally sit on would perform, so let me tell you what I think of it after two years of lusting after one.
I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, and I love it when a sex toy name makes me giggle and smile. You can bet your sweet ass that I was laughing when Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace asked me to review the Nu Sensuelle Bentlii for him.
My first thoughts were of the luxury car brand Bently, and I hoped that the Bentlii lived up to its namesakes thoroughbred status and power.
"Definitely, the best thing about the Bentlii is the two powerful motors inside it. They deliver sports car like power and after switching it on mine made it all the way across the bed under its own steam."Joanne
I needn't have worried though as the first time I switched this bad boy on I knew I was in for a lot of fun.
The Bentlii is one of the new range of Nu Sensualle vibrators that I just can't get enough off, they rock in a big way. So let me tell you why the Bentlii is a prestige vibe.
It isn't often that I get approached by a major UK retailer asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their newest products in secret in time for their product launch.
Ann Summers have just released their Moregasm+ range of ten sex toys, and I have been lucky to have been supplied with one of them to review in time for the product launch.
"It is comfortable to wear inside your panties and provides excellent stimulation to not just your clitoris but deep inside you to stimulate lots of nerve endings."Joanne
I had all ten to choose from, but I opted for a remote control panty vibe as they can be just so much fun especially when a partner is involved.
This stunning vibrator arrived in time for me to give it a thorough testing so that I could let you know my thoughts on it and so here we go.
I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.
Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.
"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."Joanne
I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.
I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.
I love my dildos, but I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for brightly coloured or unusual designs, and I was blown away when I saw the Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo on the Bondara website, and I had to buy myself one.
As it's also Pride Month timing was great, and I eagerly awaited my opportunity to review this stunning-looking dildo.
"I had a fantastic time with this dildo, and I love the fact that it doesn't have a straight flat shaft. The fact that it is wider near the glans end of the dildo means that when thrusting with it, your vagina or anus is continuously being stretched and then relaxed again and this feels incredible."Joanne
I have had a great time reviewing this bright and colourful dildo so let me tell you in detail why I have enjoyed it so much.
It isn't often that a new product comes along that grabs my imagination as well as my attention. This cute little toy is very surprising, I certainly didn't expect the power that came with its funny looks.
I was asked if I wanted to review it by one of my all-time favourite UK retailers, the fantastic Latex, Leather & Lace in Barwell, Leicestershire.
"It does sound a bit cheesy but this is also an excellent deep tissue massager, and I like using on my things and shoulders when they are sore for a deep rumbly massage."Joanne
Of course, I wasn't going to turn down an offer to review a sex toy that came with such a good recommendation that's also unlike anything I have tried before.
I love to be surprised, and my foof loves new and unusual sex toys, so I really looked forward to getting my hands on the Sola Egg Massager.
A dildo is one of those sex toys that is ideal for all genders and they are so much fun. I have a huge collection of them now but I am always interested in reviewing new ones and I have a couple in the queue.
This one was supplied by Bondara in exchange for a fair and honest review for them, and I, of course, jumped at the chance of enjoying another silicone dildo.
"The base of this dildo features a fantastic suction cup with a recess above it suitable for strap-on 'o'rings, so this dildo is also ideal for pegging or strap-on fun and games."Joanne
This one features a suction cup base and some subtle textures, and I couldn't wait to give it some 'me time' to see how it performs.
So read on to see what I thought of this one, and it has also had the sub'r' treatment too as silicone can, of course, be easily sterilised. So, is this dildo a toe curler or is it fit for sticking to the toilet wall to act as a toilet roll holder?
Rabbit vibrators can be so much fun, but with so many on the market, it's hard to find one that stands out from the crowd. That is, it was hard to find something incredibly cool looking that also delivers the goods, until Bondara brought out their Pride Luxury Rainbow Rabbit.
This is so bright and colourful it looks like a unicorn has been brought onto the design team and force-fed sprinkles and jelly beans. If you ever wanted to 'ride the rainbow' here is your chance.
"The gently curved shaft feels excellent as you insert it, the bulbous tip applies great pressure to my g-spot, and I found myself fucking myself with it a lot while playing with it."Joanne
I have to admit taking a sharp intake of breath when I opened up the box, and first cast my eyes over this rabbit in the flesh.
It looks fantastic, but that is not how I judge whether or not a vibe is worth the money, it needs to have the performance to match. So to find out if this vibe is as magical as it looks, read on to see how it got on with my lady bits.
There aren't that many dildo artisans in the UK, but Godemiche is one of them. Run by Adam and Monika they produce a fantastic range of dildos and butt plugs in body-safe silicone.
"A feature I love about this dildo is the fact that it is uncircumcised. This is the first dildo that I have owned that has an apparent foreskin, it's half withdrawn, and this makes the head fascinating to look at."Joanne
I was delighted then when I was asked if I would be interested in reviewing a Hercules for Godemiche.
So as you can imagine, I was delighted to be able to review this behemoth of a dildo, and I was even more surprised when I got to see its fantastic colours when it arrived. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Hercules Dildo.
It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.
The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.
For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".Joanne
We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.
Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.
I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator for them.
Now, this is the first sex toy from the Fifty Shades franchise that I have reviewed, and I was curious if it would live up to its hype.
"It has a grey matte finish which looks really, really nice. I love the dark look, and the matte finish makes it easy to hold."Joanne
Having read the books I was interested to see if this vibrator would live up to its description or if it would be just a terrible offering to E.L.James and the publisher gods.
As you can tell I jumped at the chance of putting it through its paces to see if it would bring me to my knees or if it would leave me frustrated and in a grey mood.
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