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Dreamlove Ritual Shushu Clitoral Suction Vibrator Review

This small clitoral suction vibrator packs a punch and looks so cute

When I was approached by Dreamlove to review a new clitoral stimulator before it has even been released in the UK, I was thrilled. So, of course, I jumped at the chance.

What is it? Well, it is a very nicely proportioned clitoral suction vibrator. It is new onto the market, and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on it.

"I enjoyed playing with the vibrations to start with, then would switch to the suction for a while, before switching again. I found by changing back and forth I could fully enjoy the Shushu and prolong the fun I was experiencing."

Joanne

It arrived quickly and safely packed securely in a plain box. As it has not been released yet, it came wrapped in paper and decorated with a bow, placed in a sealed gift bag. Having no product packaging, I not able to comment on the retail packaging in this review but I have obtained a picture of it for you all.

No doubt you are all more interested in how it performs though rather than what it arrives in. So here are my thoughts on the Ritual Shushu toy itself, please read on...

Bioskin™ Gcandy Sweet Raspberry Rabbit Vibrator Review

Another lovely vibe from Gvibe in London

I always get super excited when Gvibe tell me they are sending me something in the post, and I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the new Gcandy.

I have reviewed lots of vibrators and but plugs from Gvibe, and I am always impressed by them, heck even the packaging gets my juices flowing.

"As a texture queen, I really enjoyed the deep ridges. They create genuinely great sensations when thrusting it in and out. While the soft texture allows you to squeeze the shaft without the discomfort, you might have with a solid toy. The silky feel of the silicone means that it slides in easily with only a small amount of water-based lube needed until your natural lubricants take over."

Joanne

In a market place saturated with rabbit style vibes, I hoped that Gvibe would once again not disappoint.

So, read on to find out what I think of the Gcandy.

Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator Review

A delightful clitoral vibe that also gives some great g-spot play too

To say I was delighted when the doorbell rang and my rather tired-looking postman handed me yet another package was an understatement. I was waiting for the Svakom Siren Silicone Vibrator, and so I knew what was in the box.

Giving the postman a cheeky smile, I closed the door and opened up the packaging. I hastily cut the tape on the box to get a glimpse at what was inside. I love testing vibrators, and Svakom had sent me their Siren, a two tongued vibe to put through its paces.

"Placing the tongues over my clitoral hood and sliding it up and down feels incredible. The vibrating tongues are complimented with the inner texture to really have me gripping the sheets. I can easily orgasm using the Siren in this way."

Joanne

Svakom produces some fantastic sex toys, including the oh so kinky Siime Eye Camera Vibe and the delightfull Keri.

I quickly did the product photos (I always do them before getting a toy coated in vag-goo). Then I slipped out of my panties for some "me time" with the Siren.

So, let me tell you how I got on and what I think of this rather lovely looking silicone vibrator.

I Rub My Duckie Travel Sized Vibrator From Big Teaze Toys

Quackingly good clandestine fun with the I Rub My Duckie vibe

Now for something completely different and rather cute, in my opinion. Let me introduce you to the I Rub My Duckie range.

When visiting the Erotic Trade Only show this year in the UK, I came across a stand with these cute little vibrating creations on it, and I instantly had to try one.

"I almost felt sorry for the Duckie when I pushed his head into my vagina, and I nearly wet myself with laughter as I imagined hearing a "Nom, Nom, Nom" sound from him."

Joanne

They were kind enough to give me two, one for my own use and one for sub'r' who was also fawning over them.

They look fantastic, and when I looked into the range (which is huge by the way), I found myself loving the fun nature of these vibrators. So let me tell you all about them.

Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe Review

This tiny little bullet vibe is surprisingly powerful

I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.

I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.

"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."

Joanne

This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.

So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.

Remote Controlled Egg Vibrator From MEO

Sitting on an egg has never been so much fun

As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.

I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.

"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."

Joanne

Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.

So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.

Bathmate Rechargeable Bullet Vibe Review

Bath time has never been so much fun

I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.

I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.

"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."

Joanne

It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.

I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.

Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring

I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.

Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.

"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."

Joanne

They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.

Rocks Off Bamboo Fire 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator Review

The chisel shaped clitoral pleaser

One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.

I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.

I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.

Joanne

The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.

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