Bath time has never been so much fun

I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.

I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.

"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."

Joanne

It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.

I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.

Lots of fun on your own but even better with someone else at the controls

What is better than a little bit of vibrator play? Well, vibrator play that you can use clandestinely while out and about that's what. I was delighted when Patrick from Latex, Leather and Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing a black Nu-Sensuelle remote control wireless bullet vibe for him.

Of course, I didn't say no, in fact, if I was stood next to him, I may have snatched his hand off. Who wouldn't want to try a vibe that you can use out and about, or that could be controlled by someone else?

"It was when Stunt Cock got hold of it that things took a turn for the kinkier as I was made to go shopping with him to Asda with him while I had it buried deep inside my pussy."

Joanne

Stunt Cock loves teasing me with remote control sex toys so the Nu-Senuelle remote bullet vibe would be right up his street. You know that by that I mean it would be right up my 'you know what' and he would be grinning like a Cheshire cat with the controls.

I was right with my initial assumption that Stunt Cock would get as much enjoyment out of this sex toy as I did when he found out about it. So without too much waffling, here are my thoughts on the Nu-Sensuelle Wireless Bullet Vibrator.

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring

I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.

Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.

"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."

Joanne

They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.

The utimate padlock for BDSM play

I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and when I received one of their newsletters at the beginning of January, I was intrigued by their bondage self-timer padlock. So intrigued that I immediately bought one so that I could review it. I just had to see how much fun I could have with one.

I must admit that the feeling of being locked with the padlock was intoxicating and unlike just clipping some restraints together. I knew that I was stuck and that is a turn on.

Joanne

I have long wondered about trying some self-bondage, and this seemed to be the perfect item to give it a go.

Having given it a thorough testing, I can categorically say one thing, and that is that it isn't just for self-bondage. You can have so much fun with a partner playing with it, and in fact, I recommend that you do so.

They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have

I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys.

Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new take on this method of masturbation my curiosity was piqued.

I like the quick orgasms that this type of sex toy delivers as they just seem to spring up from nowhere and bash you over the head in a surprise attack. I also find that the orgasms tend to roll on and on even after switching the unit off.

Joanne

Their latest model combines the delightful clitoris sucking tech with good old-fashioned vibrations, and that was something I had to experience. Satisfyer were delightful, and they sent me a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration for free to review in exchange for an honest evaluation of it.

I deliberately didn't read any reviews on this sex toy as I wanted to be as unbiased as I possibly could before trying it out for myself and I could hardly contain my excitement when it arrived. I hoped the orgasms from it would be as memorable as my first ones with Satisfyers products - talk about high expectations.

It gives Penis in Vagina sex a whole new twist

It seems like Satisfyer just keeps creating new sex toys to keep me on my toes and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing a couples sex toy called the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples. I loved the concept of a couples vibrator that also uses their airwave technology, and so I jumped at the chance.

This is one of their latest batch of sex toys that they sent me to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

I am not sure if it is just in my mind, but I feel that with it inside me the sensations against my g-spot are increased. That may just be the effect the vibrations have on me internally coupled with the 'tightening' effect.

Joanne

So I think I should say a quick word about "how" this is a couples sex toy. Unlike the Pulse III Duo that I reviewed this couples toy has an insertable vibrating element coupled with an external clitoral suction wave stimulator. In that regards, I can't really compare the two toys, and I was looking forward to giving this one a thorough testing.

My Stunt Cock obviously relished the chance to test a couples toy with me (I did not doubt that he would to be honest). So how did we get on and what are my thoughts on it?

Intense G-Spot fun with clitoral suction action too

I have had some amazing orgasms with Satisfyer products in the past, and I was delighted when they got in touch asking me if I could review three new sex toys for them.

Never one to step away from an orgasmic challenge and as I have enjoyed their products in the past I jumped at the chance. I was sent the Satisfyer Pro G-spot Rabbit Vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This may not be a toy that you get the most out of straight out of the box but do stick with it.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement then the new products arrived, and this was the first one that caught my attention.

I love rabbit vibes but for me, they can be a bit hit and miss due to my body shape, and I hoped that this one would be a hit for me. So read on to find out if the combination of g-spot stimulation and having my clit stimulated with their air pulse technology worked for me or not.

Proving that good things come in small packages

Hi, Stunt Cock here and Joanne has dragged me in again to write another male orientated sex toy review for her as let's face it she lacks something in the trouser department for the job. We were sent this new guybrator by Hot Octopuss, and I have to admit to almost doing backflips when I found out that this was one the way.

You see, the Pulse III Duo is one of my all-time favourite sex toys. The sensation that it delivers to my happy chap is incredible, and it never fails to bring me off quickly and very enjoyably.

I have the Pocket Pulse Remote version, and it comes with a remote that can be used by yourself or by your partner for some teasing fun. Teasing can be lots of fun and Joanne has a habit of pinching the remote and edging me by turning down the power just as I am about to come.

Stunt Cock

I was keen then to see how the Pocket Pulse would perform as the Pulse III Duo is fantastic.

I can honestly say that I have enjoyed doing the 'background work' for this review so without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Pocket Pulse Remote.

This is a wand style vibrator that isn't just for external use

I had a lot of fun reviewing the Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager from Meo.de which surprised me as it is a small, unobtrusive looking wand style vibrator, but it packs quite a punch.

I was sent this wand massager by Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I have taken my time to get to know it, and I am glad that I have as it has a feature not found on most wands due to its small form.

Pressing it against my clit feels fantastic, the sensations are a little buzzy but they do go deep, and it feels nice. However, when I am close, I enjoy sliding the egg end inside so that all of that power is directed right onto my G-spot and that always delivers some incredibly hard orgasms for me.

Joanne

This is a wand that is not only great for external stimulation but it is also small enough for you to experiment with it internally and that gives it an excellent edge for some kinky play options.

It has two motors, and I will talk about that later in the review.

Devilish good fun with this kegel trainer

I have reviewed a couple of kegel trainers in the past, and so I was delighted when Sistalk got in touch asking if I wanted to review one of their new range of kegel trainers.

They have produced three 'Monster' themes trainers, and they just look so cute. You can choose from the Mister Godzilla, Mister Devil and Doctor Whale. Each is subtly different. I couldn't help myself and had to ask for the Mr Devil to review.

The trainer itself is a cute looking thing and can be used without its app as a vibrator. It's coated with very soft silicone, and this makes it body safe, phthalate free and hypo-allergenic.

Joanne

Kegel trainers are great sex toys because not only are they good fun to use they also have serious medical benefits helping to tone your muscles and deal with numerous lady issues.

I have now used this trainer for four month so how did I get on with this cute looking kegel trainer? Have I now got a vagina that Wonder Woman would be proud of or did the Mr Devil let me down? Read on to find out.

A clitoral massager that reaches the parts others don't

With the current rate of new clitoral suction style sex toys coming on to the market I wondered about the logic of Lelo bringing out their unique take on this style of toy.

However, having tried it I can attest that it is a welcome addition to the range available, it is in fact pretty damn impressive, and that surprised me - a lot.

I find that when playing with it, the stimulations get you so involved you enjoy the journey as well as the destination. It isn't a toy where you just go through the motions, it sucks you in and gives you a fantastic ride.

Joanne

Lelo sent me one of their Lelo Sona Cruise sex toys in exchange for a fair an honest appraisal, and this is one of those sex toys that did surprise me.

So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the Lelo Sona Cruise.

This absolute gem of a vibrator is like Marmite, you'll love it or hate it

This year has seen many new sex toys enter the marketplace, some touted as new concepts or ideas. Some fell on their faces whilst others have thrived. The Queen Bee is one of those new and radical designs of sex toy.

The Queen Bee has a unique approach to masturbation and stimulation, it's a huge leap of faith for its manufacturer Hot Octopuss. Note to self: I really, really love that name.

The pulsing sensations felt incredible on my clitoris and they are hard to describe. It sort of feels like a finger tapping your clit very, very fast and it blew me away.

Joanne

Earlier in the year, I was lucky enough to review their Pulse III Duo and I was fascinated by the pulse plate technology. I have never wanted a penis between my legs so much in my life. Stop giggling, you know what I mean. I wanted to feel that pulse plate on my genitals so much.

Well, Hot Octopus listened and that same sex-tech is placed into the Queen Bee. A sex toy that I suppose you could call a wand even though it carries more of a resemblance to a hairless brush.

Another Toy That Really Sucks - But In a Very Good Way

The market place is now pretty swamped with suction based clitoral stimulators and one of the first brands to produce them is Satisfyer and I've reviewed a number of their clitoral stimulators on my site.

Out of all of them I liked the cheapest one the Satisfyer 2 the most and that surprised me. My second favourite was definitely the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and whilst it out performed the cheaper one it lacked the controls that I wanted to effectively edge myself and it was a bit of a let down in that regard.

Fast forward to now and Satisfyer appear to have listened to the criticism aimed and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and they have brought out an updated version - the Gen 2. I was delighted when they sent me one to review as it meant that I could do a direct comparison between the two models. Alas though that was not to be, as my Satusfyer Pro 2 gave up the ghost just before its replacement arrived. Whilst it meant I could still enjoy the new model it also meant that direct performance comparisons wouldn't be possible unfortunately.

The nozzle is larger than on the original and this for me makes it an even better fit for my bits and it will mean that it's now more suited to a wider audience (no pun intended)

Joanne

So it means that I have to review the Gen 2 model on its own but I can point out some improvements over the previous model and compare them physically to each other, so on with the review.

Will it be a "Thumper" or more of a cartoonish "Roger Rabbit"?

Let's face it everyone knows what a rabbit vibrator is don't we. I can still remember the shock caused when sex in the city dropped the rabbit bombshell on the worlds TV viewers and that kicked off a huge boom in the sex toy market. Rabbit vibes were breeding like, well rabbits of course and now there is a dizzying array of rabbits on the market. I must admit that I do enjoy some rabbit action - who doesn't after all? So I was delighted when I was approached by Nomi Tang to see if I wanted to review their Wild Rabbit Vibrator in black and gold.

The Wild Rabbit produces deliciously deep and rumbly vibrations especially on the lower power settings and these are the types of vibrations that really get me off.

Joanne

This rabbit looks incredible with its black silicone covering contrasting beautifully with its gold highlights, it really is a stunning looking rabbit vibe, but looks are one thing and you are more interested to know how it performs. So read on to find out the answer to that burning question...

Can Vibease Hit The Spot Twice With Me?

After the success of their first product the remote control panty vibrator which I love Vibease have brought out a second product aimed right at couples in a long distance relationship (LDR). That said though it is a very capable rabbit vibrator in its own right and is a lot of fun for solo use. It really comes into its own if you exploit its finest feature - its ability to be controlled over the internet through an app.

In use you will find that this is a very quiet vibrator, it is in fact the quietest rabbit vibe that I have ever reviewed and so it's very, very discreet.

Joanne

I was impressed when I reviewed the panty vibrator from Vibease and I do enjoy a good bit of rabbit rodgering so I had high hopes for the Esthesia. Is this the way to "indulge in the next level of pleasure" as advertised? Read on to find out...

Another Great Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer

I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You can read my Satisfyer 2 review HERE and my Satisfyer Penguin review HERE. I found that whilst all three got me off quickly and in some style I hasten to add, each is different in sometimes subtle and sometimes obvious feature differences. So what did I think of this particular clitoral stimulator?

I enjoyed the Satisfyer Pro 2 for its ability to literally rip orgasms out of me in well under 30 seconds on its highest settings and it is a great sextoy for a quickie when you just have to get yourself off.

Joanne

You will have to read on to find out and why I love this little clitoral stimulator. Whilst I can't directly compare them to the Womanizer range of stimulators as I have not yet had the pleasure of trying one I can tell you that it is so much cheaper than a Womanizer. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very, very effective and I shall endeavour to describe to you why I rate it highly in terms of its performance. It isn't perfect but it's still one hell of a good sex toy and one that is definitely worth adding to your toy collection.

Very Hot Stuff From Hot Octopuss, A Guybrator With A Twist

I have been following the Pulse masturbator from Hot Octopuss in London for ages and have really enjoyed reading the thoughts and opinions of some of my favourite reviewers on the subject. I have also watched as Hot Octopuss have hoisted on board all negative feedback to continually improve their products. As its name suggests the Pulse III Duo is the third generation of this well appointed male masturbator or guybrator.

Two great reviews that I enjoyed were the ones written by Dr. Emmeline Peaches and also by The Big Gay Review. Both of these reviews sum this toy up succinctly and I was determined to get one in to review as well as it had really piqued my interest. It would be nice to be able to review another male masturbator and as this is a couples toy I could get in the action with my 'Stunt Cock' to really get to know it to see if it worked for both of us.

Hot Octopuss were absolute darlings and agreed to send me one to review and I couldn't wait to see if it lived up to all of the hype. Would it work for both of us, for one or neither? We were very keen to find out.

I really like the way that this sextoy can be used with your partner and its adds a whole new dimension to foreplay before the main event.

Joanne

So read on to see what we thought about this ingenious little guybrator.

A Cute Little Clitoral Vibrator From Satisfyer

I am extremely lucky to have been able to review three of the clitoral vibrators from the Satisfyer range and you can read my review of the Satisfyer 2 Here. These vibrators are very effective and unlike anything that I have tried in the past and each has its own pros and cons. One thing that they all have in common though is the ability to rip an orgasm out of me in under a minute if I want a quickie which is no mean feat I think you will agree.

This toy is designed to simply hold in one position, the pressure waves mean you don’t need to rub your clit to enjoy this toy. It gives a very pleasant Lightwave and sucking sensation, gentle stimulation on the first setting with each setting increases the power very slightly.

Joanne

The Satisfyer Penguin is an amazing sex toy and I love the sensations that it produces and its great performance, but it has a couple of niggly points which I will cover later in the review. So if you want to hear how a relatively inexpensive vibrator can get me off in under a minute read on to find out why and how it can achieve this feat.

Get Ready For A Party In Your Panties

I had to ask my friend 'Google' what the Vibease was when I was approached to see if I would be interested in reviewing one for the manufacturer and it seriously got me interested. It's a remote controlled vibrator that you slip down the front of your panties and it has so many features that I had to get one in to review. Now if you believe the hype this is one seriously clever sex toy but did it live up to my expectations when it arrived? Read on to find out.

If you are looking for a clit stim only toy which allows for hands-free use, is super quiet, powerful, with lots of vibration options that can be used outside the bedroom and your partner can even get involved even when they are away from you then this is the one to get.

Joanne

I was delighted when I got to unbox it as the no frills packaging looks amazing with its simple pink and turquoise colour scheme and as you never get a second chance at first impressions this review was off to a good start. The box sleeve is packed with information and it took me a while to get through it all. Then it was on with the unboxing and this is often one of my favourite parts of the reviewing process.

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