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E-StimRead moreSome things in life make you ponder; they make you sit there, thinking for quite some time. The Electro Speculum from E-Stim Systems is one of those things.
Ever since I laid eyes on one for the first time, it both worried, frightened and intrigued me in equal proportions.
"The large surface areas of the electrode surfaces mean smooth sensations, it felt like pins and needles deep inside me in a pleasant way. I didn't get the ghost fucking sensation, but that was probably because of being held rigidly open by cold hard steel."
Joanne
I have never met another woman who doesn't say that they hate internal exams. I guess some (like me) put on a persona of hating them though. Secretly, I get a bit of a kick out of having someone see inside me — having them look, touch and tease my most intimate areas.
So, after lots of deliberation, I decided to buy myself one of these medical/e-stim cross over devices from E-Stim Systems to satisfy my kinky curiosity.
No doubt if you have had a look through my site you will notice that I rather enjoy e-stim or electrosex. In fact, I love it and relish experimenting and trying new things.
I love insertable bipolar electrodes, relishing the sensations that they can generate. But, I also enjoy using monopole self-adhesive pad electrodes as well. They are just so functional and flexible.
"I also used them on my perineum with the second pad just above my clitoris, and this was also fantastic. The smaller size meant I didn't need to use high power settings."
Joanne
I regularly use 2cm x 2cm pads, and they are so easy to use. My eyes were drawn to the E-Stim Systems Micro Monopole Electrode Pads when I last visited their site, so I bought a set to try.
You might wonder why I wanted to try smaller pads, and that is a good question which will be answered in this review. So, read on to find out why size does indeed matter.
I think I have found the Holy Grail of e-stim electrodes. If you have been reading the reviews on my site, it will be evident that I am a little spoilt for choice. When it comes to e-stim electrodes, I now have quite a collection.
I have a lovely collection of electrodes from several different manufacturers, including ones of my own design.
"On lower power levels it delivers delightful sensations, and as you turn the power dial up on your control box, the action really gets hotter with this ghost fucking effect coming in and driving me wild."
Joanne
When I reviewed the Bobble from the E-stim Systems Red Collection many moons ago, I fell in love with the Flo for its hourglass looks and mirror finish.
But, as with most peoples lives, I became busy with reviews and never got the chance to try on until now. I finally decided I had to experience the Flo and so I bought myself the large version of the Flo and I am happy that I did.
Let me fill you in on why I rate this electrode above all of the others in my collection. I am smitten by it, so let me tell you why that is.
Well, here I am sitting with a huge smile on my face. Well, actually it's more of a grimace ~~Bzzzzt~~ as I am wired up to the E-Stim Remote System ~~Bzzzzt~~ from E-stim Systems and my Stunt Cock has the remote control.
~~Bzzzzt~~, Ouch, ~~Bzzzzt~~, right that's it! I have taken the transmitter away from my now sulky Stunt Cock as I can't concentrate while being shocked.
"It is utterly devious and oh so much fun. You have to really force yourself to stop jumping around and ride the pulses to keep still. Who knew torture could elicit so many swear words and laughter too."
Joanne
Now where was I, yes that's it. I am writing up my review of the E-Stim Remote System from E-stim Systems. It's a TV star in its own rights after being featured in numerous TV shows around the world delivering delightful and painfully entertaining zaps to contestants and stars alike.
This is an e-stim control box with a difference. Control takes on a whole new meaning when playing with this one. So let me tell you why it can be so much fun, or absolute torture depending on how you like to play.
Stunt Cock here with another e-stim equipment review for Joanne and the lovely people at E-Stim Systems. This one was indeed different, in a good way I hasten to add.
While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.
"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."
Joanne
Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.
Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.
Anyone who reads my blogs posts and reviews will be well aware that I love e-stim fun, and so does my Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r'. All three of us partake in the ever so enjoyable practice of electrostimulation.
It can be an incredible way to stimulate yourself or a partner and leads to many amazing hands-free orgasms for us.
Yes, electricity can be enjoyed in more ways than you probably thought possible. While it is fun to stim someone in person, often there comes a time when you are alone, or your partner is away from home, and you need your electron fix.
In the past, if you had a 2B, you could use the Commander software to connect remotely but to be honest while it was a lot of fun it could be a lot of faff to set up and use.
E-Stim Systems have been developing another way to use the 2B for remote stimulation, and they released it at #Erofame2018 to much praise and interest. So what is it and how easy is it to use? Read on to find out.
It isn't often that I find myself incredibly excited when a favourite sex toy manufacturer brings out a new product. That was precisely what happened when I saw the Tweets from E-Stim Systems when they revealed their latest creation at Gear London in July 2018.
I was delighted when I found out that the new product launch was another insertable bi-polar electrode as this style of electrode is gender neutral which means anyone can enjoy one.
"I finally got it in, and it took my breath away. Its weight and girth feel amazing, and there is no doubt that you are very, very full with this one. I salute anyone who can take it anally."
Joanne
I was even more excited when Mick from E-Stim Systems got in touch to tell me that I had something on its way to me in the post.
Imagine my surprise then when a large and hefty box arrived. Upon opening it I was greeted by not one but the entire Black Collection range of electrodes to review. This last week has been a blur of electron-induced orgasmic pleasure. So let me give you my thoughts on the latest range from insertables from E-Stim Systems.
One of the things that I love about being an established reviewer is when companies approach me to review brand new products, and sometimes I am asked to provide feedback on pre-production models of future products.
I love being asked for my thoughts and feedback on future products, it really does fill me with a sense of being valued and it is nice to have a say in the future of the types of sex toys that I enjoy.
I was blown away this week when E-Stim Systems who are my all-time favourite manufacturer of E-stim or Electrosex products got in touch and told me that they have sent me a surprise to review for them.
You can imagine my surprise though when a box arrived, and I opened it to find this before my eyes.
I could hardly contain my excitement when I saw all four electrodes
E-Stim Systems have sent me the entire new Black Collection to evaluate, and I was buzzing. These stunning looking bipolar electrodes are based on one of my all-time favourite, the Bobble. But E-Stim Systems have given ti a bit of a BDSM overhaul, creating a dark version of it that I think looks stunning.
Their new luxurious satin finish and the shiny black insulator give these electrodes a meaner look that is very pleasing on the eye. I can imagine a set of these adorning every dungeon in the land as their looks will naturally lend themselves to BDSM electro-fetish scenes.
I am reviewing them, and it is proving to be a fantastic excuse for lots of hands-free e-stim orgasms. You will have to see my full review to find out my final verdict on them, but you have to agree, they do look the part, don't they?
The Black Collection has sizes suitable for all users
Check Out the Black Collection at E-Stim Systems
My review is now written and they are amazeballs, check out my Review of the E-Stim Systems Black Collection.
Disclaimer - This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information check out my disclosure page.
I must admit that I really do enjoy my electrosex fun and games and I now have a rather large collection of insertable bipolar electrodes. Now I can add something very large to that collection. I was delighted when Mick from E-Stim Systems asked me if I'd like to review the Large Torpedo from their premium range of electrodes. I must admit though that I underestimated the size of this beast - it's huge.
I love it for both is girth and its performance as an e-stim electrode for stimming. This is one electrode that I will keep for those special occasions where not being stretched completely is not an option.
Joanne
I do enjoy the larger things in life and so I really looked forward to the challenge that this electrode would probably pose for me. I convinced myself that it would be manageable though before it arrived as it's definitely not for the initiate to sex toys or electrodes either for that matter. This is a big boy and it's for those of us who enjoy that feeling you can only get when stretched wide open to the max.
I seem to be slowly working my way through the excellent range of bi-polar electrosex electrodes from E-Stim Systems. They are one of my favourite UK sex toy manufacturers and their range of control boxes, electrodes and accessories is second to none. They manufacture all of their electrodes and control boxes in house which gives them complete control over the quality control of their products.
Guys will love it as the large head will provide good prostate stimulation. Try attaching one cable to the center socket (head pole) and then use a pad or cockring placed just below the head of your penis to see what I mean.
Joanne
The Moaner is a cracking electrode and it's small enough for me to enjoy anally as well as vaginally, so read on to find out why I like this electrode so much...
I have been enjoying e-stim for about two years now, and I really enjoy passing on my thoughts and views in my reviews of the e-stim products that I have experienced. I tend only to review quality items and shy away from the cheap and dangerous things you find on e-bay and Amazon. So far I have just reviewed products for two UK based companies, and this control unit comes from one of them, E-Stim Systems. I own three other control units from these guys, and they are all fantastic and ever since I started my journey of discovery into the kinky world of electrosex, I have set my sights on reviewing the 2B as I had heard so many great things about it.
I have finally managed to get one in to review, and it's taken me three months to get into the position where I could publish this review. That's because every time I sit down to write this review, I decided to give it one more try - just for research purposes. That's my excuse, and I am sticking to it. There is just so much to talk about with this incredible electrosex control unit, and I will attempt to lay out my thoughts on it in a logical manner in this review.
I enjoy using an insertable bipolar electrode either vaginally or anally together with adhesive pads on either side of my vulva about inline with my clitoris (I am sure you can form a picture in your head without me needing to draw one). This combination of internal and external stimulation feels incredible for me and being able to set different output settings for each channel is fantastic. I have lost count of the number of hours that have flown by while I have been
Joannemasturbating, I mean doing my research for this review.
Please bear with me though as this review might get a bit long and also techy in places but I don't apologise for that at all. If you're thinking about spending some serious money on a new control box, you need to know the ins and outs of your potential new purchase before parting with your hard-earned cash. So with the benefit of countless orgasms at the hands of this incredible control unit lets get on with my review of the 2B E-Stim Control Box.
This ladies and gentlemen is a great way to put your man back into line. Just threatening to use this on him will have him cowering in submission - until he has tried it that is. I have no doubt that you have already worked out where this goes and it is an electorsex or e-stim electrode. That means that as well as the pleasant feelings of having your pipes plugged you can also use it with an e-stim control box to experience some pretty mind blowing sensations.
I bought the PenisPlug™ from e-stim.co.uk and planned to use it on my 'StuntCock' during one of our BDSM sessions as a surprise and you can guess just how surprised he was once I had tied him up and I showed it to him.
I told him to stop being a baby and to hold still. I then slowly slid it in and it is quite a sight as it disappeared where no sextoy has ever been before on him. He loved it and I enjoyed having him describe how it felt to him.
Joanne
So the question is, did he eventually buckle and use his safe word or did he man up in the name of sextoy reviewing science and for the benefit of all of my readers? Read on to find out what he thought about it.
I had an amazing surprise today when the postman dropped off a brand new E-stim control box from e-stim.co.uk.
The ElectroHelix or Helix for short is a replacement for their longest running and extremely popular Series 1 control box (read my review of one here). The Helix is a smaller unit that is packed full of some great new features included some of the program modes featured in their last release, the ElectroPebble. It has the old favourites such as the 'Fire' button that can be used to shock and tease together with a new 'Sports' mode where the output power is increased for those needing a bit more kick in their e-stim play.
To say that I am now looking forward to going to bed early tonight would be an understatement, watch out for my review which will be coming soon.
I have discovered the joys of electrosex or e-stim and can highly recommend it for both single males and females together with couples. You can get some incredible sensations when using e-stim equipment and can even get hands free orgasms.
I love using insertable bi-polar electrodes in my pussy and the feelings I get when using these is basically just like I am being fucked slowly or aggressively depending on how I set the controls on my Series 1 control box. Analy these electrodes are also incredible and I can easilly give myself a hands free orgasm and I've even used my e-stim kit on stunt cock milking him with it.
I can highly recommend any of these amazing kits as they have everything in them to get going and enable you to explore the wonderful world of electrosex. I have the Intro2Her kit from E-Stim Systems and I loved the pads in it together with the vaginal electrode and I have since added lots of other electrodes to my range of equipment.
These kits are great value for money and buying them as opposed to buying the individual components seperately will save you a lot of money. So what are you waiting for, if you fancy treating yourself or your partner jump in with both feet and explore the exciting world of e-stim.
Check out my beginners guide to e-stim from a female perspective here, yes I was nervous the first time I tried one but I was blown away with the sensation that it generated in my lady bits.
This is the kit that I have and it featured the Series 1 control box with a cable and a set of pads and a nice vaginal electrode for great female electrosex sessions.
The same great control box together with a cable, a set of pads and a set of conductive rubber Cock Loops which makes it perfect for guys.
This kit combines the for Her and Him kits to make a kit perfect for couples, it has the same Series 1 control box and cables together with the pads, conductive rubber Cock Loops and the vaginal bi-polar electrode and it can make bedtime fun extra special.
The same Series 1 control box and cable together with pads and one of the special limited edition bi-polar electrodes from the Red Range, this really is the cream of the crop and a great way to start exploring e-stim fun and games.
Oh, I amost forgot, all of these kits come with a lifetime guarantee from E-Stim Systems.
This post contains affiliate links but that doesn't detract from the fact that I do recommend them and actually own one myself and I use it regularly.
I am really getting to enjoy e-stim fun and so far I have enjoyed the Flange and the Deviant with my Intro2Electro For Her Pack. Both of these are great electrodes but I now have a new favourite in the shape of the Bobble which is one of the latest additions to the range of electrodes from e-stim.co.uk within their new Red Collection.
I love to slowly raise the power on my control box, at first feeling a very light tingling sensation, almost like butterfly wings caressing my pussy before turning it up higher and letting out a sigh as I feel my pussy muscles contracting around the Bobble.
The very nice people over at e-stim.co.uk sent me this Bobble in exchange for an honest and fair review and it will in no way affect the outcome of this review.
This is my first electrode in a mirror finish and it is simply stunning but what I like about it most though is its shape, which for me is a heck of a lot of fun. This bad boy really fills me up and definitely delivers some shockingly good orgasms time after time.
Ever since I received an Intro2Electro For Her kit I have wanted to get my hands on a set of conductive rubber cock loops in order to experiment with them, before reviewing them. I had decided early on after reviewing my Intro2Her kit that I wanted to see how good e-stim was for guys. So I bought a set from the nice people over at e-stim.co.uk. I must say at this stage that my Stunt Cock loves to tease and excite me when I am using a bipolar insert in my pussy and is often stealing the control box from me to control the fun.
His face was an absolute picture when I opened up the packet I was sent, as he had no idea that I'd bought them. I guess my Stunt Cock wasn't too cocky when the boot is on the other foot LOL.
I loved the sight of his cock twitching every time the current fired and by now he was moaning more deeply and had started to squirm around a bit so I did the only thing that a decent person could be expected to do. Yes I cranked it up a bit more.
I immediately cleared my schedule and dragged him upstairs so that I could finally get to play with some cock loops.
As a new "convert" to the pleasure of electrosex I have been really enjoying myself with the Veriprobe supplied with the Intro2Electro™ kit for her from www.e-stim.co.uk and the sensations that it can generate.
I have had many amazing orgasms with the Veriprobe and thought that things couldn't be better, that was until I tried out the Flange™ Electrode.
The longer insertable section means that the sensations are spread out and create much more intense feelings. With the wide base covering your pussy lips and clit area, it means that the induced sensations also stimulate your pussy lips and clit.
The Flange™ is supplied as standard in the Intro2Electro™ Ultra Pack or it is available seperately from the premium insert range.