If you love a challenge then the Fist will put a smile on your face

I love it when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send more of their stunning silicone products to review. I can never say no, even if I am rushed off my feet, as the chance to enjoy another of their great designs is always compelling.

Pulling up my 'big girl panties', I prepared for lots of hard (extremely pleasurable) work. I never have to wait long for the delivery as they are always prompt.

"The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations."

Joanne

When they send their toys to me, I generally do not know what treat sits inside the box. So it's always a pleasant surprise when I open the box and get my first look at the contents.

This review is for their Fist butt plug.

Fancy a bit of double penetration?

When I was approached by John Thomas Toys (JTT) to review their latest three items, of course, I said, "Why not!"

Silly me, I forgot about the amount of time that would mean for me to be in front of the camera again Dohhh!!!!!

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the glans stretching and rubbing against my walls as I moved it in and out inside me. The length enabled me to take as much as I wanted, enjoying the feel of it hitting my cervix each time."

Joanne

Even though I have no clue what type of dildos I would be sent, it's still exciting waiting for them to turn up. One thing I can be sure of, though, is that the quality will be excellent.

So, I just sit back and wait for Santa (aka post person) to deliver three boxes of goodies; I never have to wait long ;-)

This review is for Two's Company, another excellent silicone dildo from JTT.

Scally Wag is a cheeky chappy from North London with a penchant for tight ropework

It is always a pleasure when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send me their new designs that were not even on their website.

Well, I'm hardly going to say no, am I? I am always excited to see what new treasures their designers have been able to come up with.

"The lovely and ever so kinky sub 'r' played with the medium size, informing me that she really enjoyed the feel of the rope. The knot felt terrific on her clit as she took the entire length. She also bounced on the balls as she sat on the dildo, which was quite a sight to behold."

Joanne

With three new designs being sent to me, I was excited to see what treats I would get to play with.

This review is for the JTT Scally Wag dildo. Hmm, what can I say other than Yummmm! This is one fantastic-looking piece of silicone cock.

An anal depth trainer that just keeps going and going

As always, a message from JTT always grabs my attention as it usually means just one thing. More toys will be on the way to keep me busy and the lube flowing.

I can never resist the opportunity to put myself and the team here to the test, so I always agree to review their newest designs.

"The beginning of Super Long Dong looks like a realistic cock dildo. The glans are nice and wide and provide a beautiful ridge. As I pushed more of this dong inside my pussy I enjoyed the feel of the veins."

Joanne

I am generally not told what they will send, so it is usually a surprise when I open the box during my unboxing video.

My experience tells me I never have to wait long for a delivery from John Thomas Toys. This one was no different.

This is my review for the Super Long Dong anal depth trainer.

A fun bum toy that looks like a popular emoji

John Thomas Toys told me they had some new designs being made and asked if I would like some to review (play with).

I had just finished my reviews for the last dildos they sent, so I was happy to accept some new ones. I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at that time, these new designs weren't even on their website. McWhippy is selling fast, and I can see why. So, if you want one after you hear what I say about it, you'll need to be quick.

"The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher."

Joanne

I always wonder what they will send me. I usually only find out when I open the box during my unboxing videos. This makes it more exciting, almost like when Xmas comes around.

While yes, it is exciting to receive new items to review. It does involve more work than just laying back and playing with myself, honest (but that is definitely the best part of the process though).

This is a nice girthy addition to the JTT range of hole pleasers

This is the last dildo out of a batch of five that John Thomas Toys sent me to review. It has been a lot of fun tackling five new toys at once is an understatement.

I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at the time, these new designs weren't even on their website.

"I really enjoy the feel of the tip rubbing against my clit each time I entirely remove it before I push it back inside my wet pussy again. I never get tired of the feeling of my pussy stretching open to take a dildo like this inside."

Joanne

I received all five boxes simultaneously, so I knew I would be extra busy for a few weeks to ensure I took the time to review these items fully and fairly.

It was a pleasant surprise when I did the unboxing video, as it was the first time I knew what Humphrey's Manhood looked like. I love it, and that is why I have taken my time with this review (that is an excellent excuse to keep trying him out - for science, of course.

So let me tell you all about Humphreys Manhood and the delivery experience when you order from John Thomas Toys.

A dream come true to texture loving size queens

JTT asked if I would like to review six of their latest designs. I had no idea what they would be like, but I still jumped at the chance, of course.

Everything they have sent me previously has been of excellent quality with some great designs. With this in mind, I could not say no.

"As I push the shaft inside (with a bit of added water-based lube), I feel every bump and ridge stimulating my vaginal walls. The soft firmness rating gives just enough squish to make it more comfortable for me to use whilst maintaining the ridges enough so you can still feel them."

Joanne

With six designs, I knew I would have a lot of work to do on their arrival. I would also need lots of water-based lube, so I needed to top up my supply.

With a fresh lube supply, I only needed to wait for the toys to arrive. This review is for the Original Dragons Cock, and what a cock it is.

El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling

So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape.

I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.

"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."

Joanne

As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.

So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.

Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure

When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.

I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.

"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."

Joanne

Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.

I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.

A butt pleaser like no other

I love being sent items to review. Yes, that is a lot of fun (I have the best job in the world), but work is involved too.

While I await some other items to review, John Thomas Toys has sent me a few more of their newest creations to play with.

"Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one."

sub'r'

This one is the Bum Pleaser. So if you are interested in a stretcher or plug (on the larger size), please keep reading, and I will let you know my thoughts on it.

JTT will satisfy you with their larger than life options, although some may cringe a little at the extra large size (I know I do).

While Alastair didn't "make the cut", his dick certainly does

John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some new items to review. One of these was a complete set of four of their new dildo - Alastair's Penis.

I had no idea what they would look like until I received them and opened the box. So I was extremely excited to see the contents.

"I love clamping down on toys as I orgasm. This dildo has an excellent level of squish that really is a pussy pleaser when I bring myself over the edge into a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

I'm lucky that JTT always sends me all four sizes. So I get excited knowing that I do not only get a new dildo to play with, but I can choose the best size for me. This is important, as you will see, as JTT dildos are definitely larger than life.

I just needed to wait for them to arrive before enjoying my time with the dildos and reviewing them; I love my job.

Let Arnie Give You A Huge Helping Hand

John Thomas contacted me again to see if I would like to review their latest silicone dildo/stretcher. I cannot say no when they ask.

They usually send fun or incredible designs made with great-quality silicone that I definitely enjoy playing with, and this one was to be no exception.

"Even though I chose the small one, it did not feel very small when I reached the thumb joint. The increased width gave me more of a challenge. With plenty of lube and gentle but constant pressure, I slowly pushed past the wider section, and all I can say is WOW!"

Joanne

Plus, I get sent all four sizes to play with. I get to choose the best one for me, and sub 'r' can play with another size too. I love to see all four sizes lined up side by side to see the difference.

A funny fact is that no matter the size, both sub 'r' and I always think the smallest looks cute lol.

The POD, takes alien probing to new levels of fun

When John Thomas Toys ask me if I would be happy to review some of their latest designs, I can never say no. This time was no exception, I was told the name of this newest challenge but didn't know what it would look like.

With a name like POD, I couldn't even guess what it would look like. So I just had to patiently wait for POD to arrive. Lucky for me, I never have long to wait for my deliveries from JTT.

"I love fantasy dildos. There is something kinky about laying back and letting your imagination run wild as you use one on yourself. POD feels fantastic and gives a lovely stretch."

Joanne

I knew that I would be satisfied with the quality of POD. JTT prides themselves on their products' quality and even offers a lifetime warranty. This shows me that they really believe in their products and customer service.

When the delivery person rang my doorbell with a large box in their arms, it was game on.

Giving a whole new meaning to thumbing a ride

JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to play with one of their latest designs. How could I refuse? I just love their creations and braced myself for another challenge.

I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.

"I really enjoy having the dildo fill me and bending it so that the ring rests on top of my clit. Thrusting with it in this position or rotating it feels sublime as the added textures do their magic."

Joanne

I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.

This time the name does describe this stretcher. I was very interested to see what Tom Thumb would look like.

Thank goodness I did not need to wait long for them to arrive.

I love to grab life by the horns

Being asked by John Thomas Toys if I would like to review one of their products is always exciting. I only know what to expect once I open the box.

With so many designs, I am likely satisfied with whatever they send. So I am happy to review whatever they decide to send me.

"The tip makes insertion very easy, and I could feel every ridge as I inserted more and more of Horny. I loved the stretch as I moved down the dildo. Horny is the perfect name for this toy, though, as that is precisely its effect on me, LOL."

Joanne

I might not have chosen these items myself, but that does not mean I cannot enjoy trying something new. These latest creations are fantastic and have become my fast favourites.

I know that whatever they send me will be made of medical-grade silicone. The design will not only be unique but well thought out too. So I was looking forward to seeing what the Horny stretcher is all about.

Taking things one step at a time

John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review their latest products. I was surprised, however, when I was told it would be four dildos this time (lucky me).

With that in mind, I ensured I had plenty of lube ready and waiting. I also let sub 'r' know she would be trying out some of the new designs. After all, I do like to share the fun ;-)

"The tip inserts easily, but I needed much more lube to accept the next couple of steps. The flat top gave me a challenge to push in. But with some wriggling, pressure and lots of lube, I managed. It delivers a really lovely sensation as you open to accept it."

Joanne

As usual, I didn't have long to wait before the dildos arrived on my doorstep.

I greeted the postie with a big grin as soon as I saw the large boxes. I only knew what it contained due to their size.

Fantasy dildos are so much fun and the Original Tentacle dildo is fabulous

While I am kept busy with my own shop, I do still enjoy making time to review sex toys. John Thomas Toys is one of my favourite designers, so I love it when they ask if they can send me something new to comment on.

So when JTT said they would like to send me something again, I got all excited and couldn't wait to get my hands on the new items.

"The combination of suckers, ridges and the mottled finish all added excellent stimulation, and I could feel them all."

Joanne

After receiving my "yes please" answer, I was told I would be sent a set of their Original Tentacles to review and enjoy. So, of course, I immediately went onto their website to see what I would get to play with soon.

After seeing the webpage and pictures, I was even more excited than normal for the dildos to arrive. I was glad to know that I wouldn't have long to wait for them to arrive.

The web slinger certainly knows how to stretch things nicely

I received a message from John Thomas Toys to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher.

As I can never say no to JTT, of course, I said yes. Although I did have second thoughts after I was told the name. I do not like creepy crawlies, so you may understand why I did hesitate when I found out its name - Spidey's Web.

"These bumps feel fantastic and can also be used to measure how far you manage to take the length of Spidey's Web. As I moved the stretcher around, the feel of them had me squirming and curling my toes quickly."

Joanne

Luckily I was assured no spiders were included, which put my mind at ease.

With that reassurance, I was happy for them to send the silicone stretcher set to me to review, and I just needed to wait for them to arrive.

With "Rodney you plonker" ringing in my ears, I could hardly contain my excitement

John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?

I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.

"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."

Joanne

I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.

So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.

Forget the ring toss, challenge your ring

When John Thomas Toys asked if I would like some new toys to review while in yet another lockdown, of course, I said yes.

With so many weeks in lockdown, it is the perfect distraction for me. I was thrilled when I received three boxes of dildos.

"The Challenge shape is easy to start with, but as you can guess from the name, once you reach the first ring, the width expands dramatically, and the challenge begins."

Joanne

This review is for The Challenge. I am reviewing the dildos individually as I feel it would be too long to read a combined review.

Please get comfortable and get ready to hear what I thought of John Thomas Toys The Challenge dildo.

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