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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

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Looking For Something Different? Try Electrosex

I have discovered the joys of electrosex or e-stim and can highly recommend it for both single males and females together with couples. You can get some incredible sensations when using e-stim equipment and can even get hands free orgasms.

I love using insertable bi-polar electrodes in my pussy and the feelings I get when using these is basically just like I am being fucked slowly or aggressively depending on how I set the controls on my Series 1 control box. Analy these electrodes are also incredible and I can easilly give myself a hands free orgasm and I've even used my e-stim kit on stunt cock milking him with it.

I can highly recommend any of these amazing kits as they have everything in them to get going and enable you to explore the wonderful world of electrosex. I have the Intro2Her kit from E-Stim Systems and I loved the pads in it together with the vaginal electrode and I have since added lots of other electrodes to my range of equipment.

These kits are great value for money and buying them as opposed to buying the individual components seperately will save you a lot of money. So what are you waiting for, if you fancy treating yourself or your partner jump in with both feet and explore the exciting world of e-stim.

Check out my beginners guide to e-stim from a female perspective here, yes I was nervous the first time I tried one but I was blown away with the sensation that it generated in my lady bits.

Intro2Electro™ Kit For Her from e-stim.co.uk

This is the kit that I have and it featured the Series 1 control box with a cable and a set of pads and a nice vaginal electrode for great female electrosex sessions.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with vaginal electrode and pads

Intro2Electro™ Kit For Him from e-stim.co.uk

The same great control box together with a cable, a set of pads and a set of conductive rubber Cock Loops which makes it perfect for guys.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with coductive cock loops and pads

Intro2Electro™ Ultra Kit from e-stim.co.uk

This kit combines the for Her and Him kits to make a kit perfect for couples, it has the same Series 1 control box and cables together with the pads, conductive rubber Cock Loops and the vaginal bi-polar electrode and it can make bedtime fun extra special.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with vaginal electrode and pads

Limited Edition Red Pack

The same Series 1 control box and cable together with pads and one of the special limited edition bi-polar electrodes from the Red Range, this really is the cream of the crop and a great way to start exploring e-stim fun and games.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with vaginal electrode and pads

Oh, I amost forgot, all of these kits come with a lifetime guarantee from E-Stim Systems.

This post contains affiliate links but that doesn't detract from the fact that I do recommend them and actually own one myself and I use it regularly.

Elctro-Eggs Are Lots Of Fun

I have been asked to review the newest addition to E-Stim Systems products, their polished Electro Eggs. They sent me all three of the new design to try out and review and I got straight to it (needing no encouragement at all due to my love of electrosex fun and games).

I must admit though to having second thoughts about sliding them into my pussy and then attaching them to my Series 1 Control Box before zapping my pussy with electricity on Friday 13th. But I thought "what the hell" and I'm pleased to say that not only did I survive my first encounter with these Electro Eggs but I enjoyed three seperate orgasms that left me wanting more in that session alone.

My first thoughts about them are that they are very well made (as is everything from E-Stim Systems) and they really do feel good in use and you can even use them without a control box for Kegel excercises. But I must say that it's more fun with the control box added to the equation.

I'm using them daily at the moment and plan on having my review up and online in the next week or so once I have really given them a run for their money. You should definitely check out the amazing range of Electrosex goodies over at E-Stim Systems

I'm looking forward to meeting up with them this year at the Erotic Trade Online show in Birmingham, that should be quite a shocking experience I think LOL.

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I Really Like The Tenga Egg Male Masturbators

I'm a real 'Geek' now and I love Bitcoins

I had heard the term Bitcoin used fairly regularly but it is only recently that I have taken the time to learn a little bit more about it and it fascinates me. A peer to peer payment system that doesn't involve the powers that be - who doesn't lke the sound of that?

What is a Bitcoin?

Bitcoin is a peer to peer payment system introduced in 2009 by software developer Satoshi Nakamoto. All payments are recorded on a public ledger in its own unit of currency - the Bitcoin. Payments work peer-to-peer without a central repository or single administrator. This has led to it being called a decentralized virtual currency. Although its status as a currency is often disputed, media reports often refer to bitcoin as a cryptocurrency or digital currency. I like the term cryptocurrency - it awakens all sorts of geekish feelings in me.

There is an excellent video on youtube that clearly explains what Bitcoin is and it's definitely worth a watch.

My Bitcoin Wallet

So I now have a Bitcoin wallet and it was looking pretty empty and just as I was considering buying some bitcoin or parts of one to play around with the system I discovered Bitcoin Faucets that give bitcoin away for free. Yes I know you have probably just rolled your eyes heavenwards thinking no-one gives away free money. Well that's what I though as well before doing some research and then dipping my toes and trying a few out.

Bitcoin Faucet websites exist from advertising revenue and they pay you in Bitcoin for visiting them and basically claiming them, they get paid for the adverts displayed on the page you visit. Now the amount of Bitcoin that you are given is very, very small, it is a unit of Bitcoin called a Satoshi (the designers name) but they do soon add up. I keep a couple of the sites open as tabs on my browser and regularly visit each to claim the free Bitcoin and it isn't a scam as I have transfered the issued Bitcoin into my own wallet so I now have something to play with - yay for me. So here are some links to four of them Faucets I use:

FreeBitcoin - This is my favourite by far, you can play games with the Satoshi you get and it pays out well. You can claim every hour.

BitcoinZebra - This one is a bit weird you can claim every hour for feeding a zebra LOL.

Bitcoinker - This one just gives you Satoshi but every fifteen minutes instead of every hour.

BonusBitcoin - This one pays out well and is another fifteen minute claim.

Now I'm off to find a sex toy shop that takes Bitcoin ;-)


PS if you want to.......

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Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

Just a quick note to let you know that E-Stim Systems (my favourite purveyor of electrosex goodies) is having a Valentines Sale which is running until Midnight on the 18th of February.

They have also created the Limited Edition Red Pack. This kit contains the amazing Series 1 box that I use together with a Small Flo which is a stunning looking electrode from the Red Collection - See my review of its sister product the Bobble HERE.

The Red pack contains everything that you need to get going and to dip your toes into the world of e-stim pleasure, read my review of the Intro2Her pack to see how I enjoyed my introduction, this is basically the same kit but with a top end bi-polar electrode instead of the Veriprobe.

So why not try something different this valentines day, making it a shocking day to remember ;-)

PS. Check out my Beginners Guide To E-stim to learn a bit more about this great sexual activity.

I Was Blown Away By The Venus

I have been lucky enough to review a Venus Sex Machine. This is a machine from the makers of the Sybian which is a legendry sex machine that needs no introduction.

I was a little confused as to how the Venus works prior to receiving one to review from www.fmachinefun.co.uk but I'm happy to say that setting it up is very simple and OMG is it effective.

I was mesmerised watching it bob up and down on my Stunt Cock and it didn't take long to milk him dry. Watch out for the full review in the very near future.

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

Joanne Summers Jan 24, 2016

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

The Ora 2 from Lelo is a nice little unique piece of sex toy machineryThe Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked.

Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.

How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a unique vibrator it definitely holds its own. So check out my full review to see what I thought of it HERE.

I'm Celebrating Getting 1000 Followers On Twitter

SPUNK Lube PinkAs well as celebrating my 1st Blogaversary with a competition this month I am also delighted to have finally reached 1000 followers on Twitter and so I think another competition is in order.

Thank you to everyone who has followed me and has made the last year so enjoyable for me.

The lovely Ian from www.fmachinefun.co.uk has stepped forward with a prize for this competition and it's in the form of an 8oz bottle of SPUNK Lube Pink.

I Just Can't Get Enough Bad Dragon In Me ;-)

I have always had a bit of a kinky streak (it's a mile wide actually) and it's only relatively recently that I have stumbled across an absolutely amazing sex toy manufacturer in the US called Bad Dragon. Their fantasy themed dildos and masturbators are incredible and definitely cater for some of my kinkier fantasies and fetishes.

I currently have seven Bad Dragon dildos and I'm slowly working my way through them reviewing them for you all. Rest assured though that I have already "worked my way through them" if you know what I mean - nudge, nudge, wink wink.

What makes them so special? Well they only make their toys out of 100% platinum cure silicone which is body safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic and contain absolutely no Phthalates at all. So it is basically the perfect material for ramming into any orifice, couple that with amazing designs and features such as the CumTube and you have some sex toys that really do stand out from the crowd.

These are the naughty characters that have pleasured me in more ways than one since I discovered Bad Dragon.

I'm Celebrating My First Anniversary

Well I never thought I would make it but here I am one year into my exciting new pastime. I never in a million years thought that I would get to review so many things and get to know so many incredible people and amazing companies.

This is a huge milestone for me and it really has boosted my confidence and has me gagging at the bit to make my second year even better than my first.

I couldn't have done it without my loyal readers, thank you for all of your support and words of advice it really is appreciated.

I thought long and hard as to how I would celebrate and give something back to the community and I thought that running my first ever competition starting on my blogaversary would be a great way to go forward.

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