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Doing My Bit - Making PPE For The NHS To…

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My Sex Life With Fibromyalgia

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Joanne Summers

Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, Review, Dildo Officianado, Kinky Quimsticking, Electrosex Loving Mum.

I am doing my own little bit to help keep NHS staff safe by making PPE for them

With the pandemic running its cause all over the globe, healthcare professionals are at the front lines of the battle against this virulent foe. Here in the UK, we are incredibly proud of all the NHS staff and critical workers doing their bit to keep everyone safe and sound.

The NHS staff, in particular, are in harm's way, caring for patients with Covid-19, and they rely on personal protective equipment (PPE) to keep them safe.

This vital equipment is becoming in short supply, and small businesses and individuals who can help are rallying to the cause.

Fibromyalgia is a condition that causes widespread pain and extreme tiredness.

Ok, so the first thing I need to say is that most people with Fibromyalgia may have different symptoms. This post details my struggle with it and how I cope. There is no cure or easy solution to the constant pain, stiffness and other symptoms, and it's undoubtedly not something that I would wish on anyone.

In some respects, I am quite lucky though, while I'm on a lot of pain meds and do walk with crutches, or need to use a wheelchair over longer distances. I can still walk with crutches, and the pain meds do help slightly, and I also only suffer from mild fibro-fog (yes, that is a real term).

Luckily the fibro-fog is something that is not a constant for me, so I can just stop writing, and come back later to finish and edit what I am working on as needed.

Another fine example of dick-smithing from Sinnovator

With the Coronavirus lockdown, I was starting to get worried that I would run out of items to review. Not having a queue of lovely sex toys to keep me amused would have been devastating.

Luckily for me, Uberkinky were kind enough to send me one of their Sinnovator range of dildos to review. I was delighted when they said they were sending me one with a vac-u-lock hole in the base.

"The veins add stimulation that really does help to send you over the edge. If you are lucky, you can get this dildo in deep enough to allow the balls to slap against you, which again feels wonderful."

Joanne

Uberkinky is still shipping out orders during the lockdown, which is fantastic for anyone currently bored and looking for a way of brightening up their sex life.

When the Sinnovator Sean arrived I was more than delighted when I laid my eyes upon it, so let me tell you all about this body-safe dildo.

More inspiration from Deviant Designs

I am in awe of Deviant Designs; he produces the most incredibly kinky and deviant projects that he uses on the lovely MistressKrush.

I always recommend checking out his site, social media accounts and of course his Patreon account. Consider subscribing if you want a peek behind the scenes and access to the latest news, videos and posts about his kinky creations.

I want to tell you all about one of his latest creations and how it has spurred me into designing something like it for myself and sub'r'.

The 2B is a powerhouse of pleasure but it takes some experimentation to get the best out of it

The 2B from E-Stim Systems is an amazing, e-Stim control box, but its vast array of functions can be a little confusing for beginners. Read my review of the E-Stim Systems 2B Control Box to see my initial thoughts on it.

Having now spent almost three years getting to know it and enjoying its basic as well as the advanced functions, I thought it was time to write a guide for newbies to the 2B.

I'm going to focus on function or performance tips rather than just going over what is already in the excellent instructions that you get with the machine.

I don't want to be repeating what is already available, so I am going to focus on settings and ways to play with it that will maximise your chances of getting comfortable with this fantastic control box. Hopefully leading to the holy grail of e-stimming, the hands-free orgasm (HFO).

I have finished setting up my office and here it is

Well, the office is now ready, and we are using it, but with self-isolation being advised by the government, it seems that the doors may be locked for a few weeks.

Never the less, here is a little tour of my office or Dildo Cave as I like to call it. I am thrilled with it, and it suits me down to the ground. Onwards and upwards.

So without further ado, check out this little video intorduction to my new office, or Dildo Cave.

The Don, a name with Mafia connotations brings a whole new meaning to "kissing his ring"

I get so excited when John Thomas Toys let me know that another new box is on the way to me.

The dildos and plugs that I have reviewed for them so far are all fantastic, I know that I won't be disappointed with anything they send this way to review.

"I really enjoy the way the girth fills out, and the whole feel of the veins and ridge on the shaft create fantastic stimulation together with the drag of the silicone blend."

Joanne

This time was certainly no different, another hefty box meant another four new dildos to review.

I was thrilled when I opened the box to find all four of The Don dildos nestled inside. So after enjoying myself with The Don and in particular making sub'r' enjoy one on the end of a fucking machine, it's time to write up our thoughts.

Stay safe in these worrying times

We are all living at a time in history where we, as a species, face a real and imminent threat. The Covid-19 pandemic is all around the globe now, and governments everywhere are implementing various levels of social distancing and even quarantining.

The government is scrambling to find a solution to the pandemic, but it seems so far they have done too little, too late.

We are now into a voluntary social distancing phase in the fight against coronavirus. But, all too many people are treating it with lip service. Panic buying (for loo rolls of all things) is in full swing, and we seem to be on the brink of an apocalypse. We all need to take a chill pill, analyse what is happening around us and implement reasonable and straightforward adjustments to our lives to minimise or slow the advance of the virus.

Both sub'r' and I are in the vulnerable group of adults when it comes to this virus, and that means we have to take extra care as if either of us gets it there is a good chance this blog won't be getting any future updates.

To that end, this is what we are changing and how we are coping with this problem.

Hands-free orgasms are why I make my electrodes

I have been blown away by the positive feedback I have been receiving about my e-stim electrodes, in particular, the cock loop insulators and bi-polar cock rings.

For anyone who is new to my blog and my e-stim products, I started designing my electrodes and insulators about a year ago. Over time I have refined the designs, and I offer them for free on my site.

I do produce them for people who do not have access to a 3D printer, and recently I have been working with a company in London to create some of my designs in very hard-wearing Nylon instead of the usual PLA.

Hot Octopuss has produced another winner with the AMO bullet vibe

As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.

Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.

"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."

Joanne

I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.

So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.

Week 463 and this week's pic is called 'Squish'

It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of me having some fun in the shower. I love this pic and it fills me with a sense of friskiness, I hope everyone else likes it too.

"Not the most efficient way to clean the shower glass, but it is fun"

Joanne

Just a little fun in the shower

Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.

Click on the pink lips below to see who else has been posting #SinfulSunday pics.

Sinful Sunday

The Alien Hooligan Dildo gives me thoughts of the dancing elephants from Fantasia

Once again, I was delighted when a package arrived from John Thomas Toys, creators of some stunning silicone dicks and plugs.

Excited as I was, I wasn't prepared for just how amazing the contents of the box looked once I had ripped it open.

"The Alien Hooligan comes into its own on a fucking machine or secured firmly with the included vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor. On a fucking machine, you can just lay back and focus on the sensations that the veins and that head generate."

Joanne

Inside I found four Alien Hooligan Dildos in stunning baby blue coloured silicone complete with their storage bags and a suction cup vac-u-lock adaptor.

After spending lots of 'intimate time' with the Alien Hooligan range of dildos along with my delightful submissive, the lovely sub'r', we are ready to give our opinion of this out of this world dildo from John Thomas Toys. So, read on to find out more about this lovely creation.

I totally mean it, you are a star.

Joanne's ReviewsI love doing what I do, and every purchase helps me to support this site and to continue doing what I love to do (which is mainly discovering new and kinky ways to get off).

I will get straight on with making up your order and will have it into the post as quickly as I can.

Your total satisfaction is my aim, and I will do my best to ensure nothing less than that.

Thank you once again, and I hope you enjoy your purchase when it arrives.

Kind Regards,

Joanne

Week 462 and this week's pic is called 'Reflections'

It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of my lovely submisive in a local swingers club in their mirrored room. I love this pic and the reflections fascinate me. We are delighted with the results, and we hope you like it too. It was the start of a very fun session.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the kinkiest of them all?"

Joanne

Just a little fun with reflections

Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.

Click on the pink lips below to see who else has been posting #SinfulSunday pics.

Sinful Sunday

The last two weeks have been taxing to say the least

Well, it feels like I have been running flat out for the last two weeks, probably because I have been doing precisely that.

They always say that problems come in threes and this has been the case these last few weeks.

From the outset I decided on the following criteria:The first thing that has been a significant drain on my time and resources is my new office.

Now, that isn't exactly bad news as I love it, but setting it up has been bloody hard work and expensive too. But, I am more than happy with the results so far, it isn't quite finished, but I am using it already.

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A novel design that is good for any orifice, front or rear

The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.

It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.

"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."

Joanne

So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.

I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.

I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine

When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while.

I have seen their machines in action at various trade shows and was keen to see how one of their top machines would perform.

"I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more."

Joanne

HiSmith is getting some great feedback about the performance of their machines, and I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang when this one arrived.

So, this review is going to be reasonably long, but this machine deserves a thorough assessment, and so do you, so here we go.

An adaptor kit with vagina and penis owners in mind

Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance.

So, in December, when I received a package from them containing not just a fucking machine but also two attachment kits, you can understand my excitement.

"This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine."

Joanne

I have already reviewed the Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine and the Attachment Kit For Females. It's now time to share my opinion of the Expansion Set For Men & Women, or penis and vagina owners.

So, let me tell you what you get with this expansion set and why it is good value for money.

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