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Joannes Reviews

I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

Monday, 25 March 2024 10:31

I welcome the rise of the machines

When Mr Hankeys Toys asked if I would like to review some of their range, I was very excited to see what they would send.

I last reviewed something from Mr Hankeys Toys quite a while ago. I certainly jumped at the chance of getting my hands (and other body parts ;-) ) on some more.

"I loved the feel of the Sex Machine sliding in and out of my pussy. With a fucking machine, I could use a much faster speed than by hand. This speed had me squirming on the bed so quickly. It seemed like I was climaxing within no tim"

Joanne

Mr Hankeys Toys produces some amazing designs from high-quality silicone. They offer a wide selection of designs, with various colours and size options.

If you like unique designs of quality silicone dildos it is worth checking Mr Hankeys Toys Website. This review is for their Sex Machine dildo.

Sunday, 24 March 2024 10:53

A fantasy dildo with some fantastic textures

I have reviewed dildos for mrhankeystoys.com in the past but have not sampled any of their newer toys, so I was over the moon when they asked if I would like to review some of their latest additions.

For those who have not heard of mrhankeystoys before, they offer a good range of high-quality silicone dildos. A nice selection of both realistic and fantasy dildos to choose from.

"When I sped up my thrusting of the dildo, I enjoyed the feel of all those beautiful scales and ridges as they rubbed against my wet walls. The different scales provide a delightful variety of sensations. The scales that stand out more provide a lovely rubbing sensation across my pussy walls. Meanwhile, the smoother and flatter scales glide beautifully through my moisture."

Joanne

The dildos on offer are all unique in design and offer up to four sizes in most of their range. You can personalise your choice with a good selection of colours and firmness ratings. You can even choose whether you want a vac-u-lock compatible hole or not.

Looking through the options on their website, I was very excited to see what they would send me. Both sub 'r' and I were thrilled with the selection. This is the review for the Dildos and Dragons dildo.

Saturday, 03 February 2024 09:15

In space (or the space between your legs) no-one can hear your anus scream

I never know what I will receive when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ask to send me more items. They produce a wide variety of designs and items, including depth-play toys, dildos, butt plugs and stretchers.

The quality of the designs and silicone is excellent. Because of this, I always look forward to seeing what they will send me each time.

"The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally."

Joanne

I agreed to review JTT's four latest designs. Luckily, I knew I would not need to wait long for the boxes to arrive.

This is the review for the Alien Egg design.