Submissive, Reviewer, Dildo Loving, Size Queen, E-Stim Craving Princess and Cuddly Kitten.
I was delighted to see a new sex toy being shown around #BBB as I was trading there. I was doubly delighted when I was asked if I wanted to review one and jumped at the chance.
The Love Hamma is quirky to say the least, and we love quirky sex toys. Why settle for the mundane when you can enjoys ex toys that put a smile on your face and are just fun.
"The Love Hamma is a vibrator for anyone who likes to keep things kinky and different, why settle for vanilla when you can make your pussy a veritable work zone. Grab the Love Hamma and get busy."sub'r'
So, I decided that as this Love Hamma is pink and that is sub'r's favourite colour, she shoudl "take on for the team" and so I let her take it home to review. After using every available opportunity to get to know it, here are her thoughts on it.
Hi, it's sub'r' here with another review for Joanne, this time it's the Love Hamma. I love my quirky toys, so I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review it for you. So here's what I thought; I hope you enjoy it.
I love it when we receive a package from John Thomas Toys. I know two things for sure when one tips up. Firstly it is going to be contain larger than life toys and they will be lots of fun.
Secondly, I know whatever is inside will be body-safe. Again we weren't disappointed, although we felt sorry for the posties back as this box weighs a bomb
"Mr Michelin has a look that you will no doubt recognise. I do not doubt that Mrs Michelin is one happy lady as he's very well proportioned with his recognisable rings that provide lots of intense stimulation."sub'r'
When Joanne did her unboxing video, I could almost hear myself getting wetter and wetter, so I asked if she wanted me to review this one.
I was delighted when she said yes, and so here is my review of this lovely silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a So Divine sex toy. This time it's the Self Love Clitoral Suction Stimulator from their #SelfLove range.
Joanne decided that she would review the rabbit vibrator from this collection. I was going to get the suction stimulator - Woohoo!
"I tried to make myself last for as long as possible. When my orgasm came, it washed over me again and again. If you have problems cumming through your clit alone, then this may be a great toy to try. It is very intense and the sensations produced are not like those from a regular vibrator"sub 'r'
The suction stimulator is part of So Divine's new Self Love range, and with us being back in lockdown, I've had lots of time to get to know this well-proportioned sex toy.
So let me tell you all about it. I hope you enjoy this review.
I have been looking forward to doing this review since Stunt Cock and I, went to Euro-Fame last year. That's where I first laid eyes on these sleek black electro-vibes.
"One of the first things I love about my Tickling Truman is how full he makes me feel. I love nothing more than the feeling of the girth of a toy forcing me open. Once deep inside my vagina, I love that it rubs against my G spot at the same time as vibrating, which always gets me off."sub'r'
So, I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Ticking Truman for you, so here is what I thought of it, I hope you enjoy.
Hi, sub 'r' here again with another review, this time I am reviewing the fantastic Sampson Dildo from John Thomas Toys.
I have been really enjoying reviewing some of the dildos that John Thomas Toys has to offer recently.
"I love how full Sampson makes me feel so full, this is what I enjoy the most about big chunky toys. Sampson makes me feel very stretched open, a feeling that I adore. That stretching feeling really turns me on."sub 'r'
I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Sampson for you all. I love dildos that have lots of girth and trust me Sampson has lots of that together with some fantastic features too.
This review is going to be of the medium Sampson as this is the size that best suits needs. So here's what I thought of it. I hope you enjoy my review xx.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again, and today I am going to be telling all about the fun wand from Njoy.
This is my first review of an Njoy product, and the Fun Wand has made me fall in love with the brand.
"Let's just say it was a good job I put a towel under myself as I'm a squirter at the best of times, but with the Fun Wand, I was ten times as bad lol."Joanne
I was over the moon when Joanne asked me to review the Fun Wand for you.
So here is what I thought about it, I hope you enjoy.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another Fun Factory review, this time it is the Stronic Drei I have been enjoying getting to know.
With Fun Factory being one of my favourite toy companies, I jumped at the chance when Joanne asked me to review the Stronic Drei for her.
"The Stronic Drei is very quiet, which means you can get on with playing and not having to worry about other people hearing you. The noises coming out of me on the other hand, were a different story."Joanne
With us being in lockdown I have had lots of time, and orgasm’s to get to know the Stronic Drei. While I have hated being on loockdown, it has meant lots of time to get to know this amazing sex toy.
So, let me tell you all about the Stronic Drei, I hope you find this review useful.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.
The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.
"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."sub'r'
With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)
So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.
This is sub 'r' again, and in this review, I am going to chat with you about the Magic Bunny rabbit vibe from Satisfyer.
Satisfyer is throwing toys at reviewers at the moment, so it would be rude not to enjoy them and let everyone know my thoughts about it. I'm not going to turn down the chance to enjoy a rabbit vibe after all.
"I also had the urge to diddle when I was in the shower so I got my Magic Bunny and used it to test its waterproofing. I found that it made the rubbly vibrations much stronger than they are out of the water."sub'r'
The Magic Bunny is part of the Satisfyer Vibes range, which I have been enjoying now for a good couple of months.
So here are my thoughts about it. I hope you enjoy xxx.
Hi sub'r' here, with a review of the Jimmy Jane Intimate Care Menstrual Cups, so be warned I'm going to be talking about periods, menstruation and other good stuff like that. So if you are squeamish, this review may not be for you.
When visiting Erofame in Germany last year I was delighted when Jimmy Jane asked me if I would like to review one of their menstrual products - these cups.
"I love the fact that I can go swimming with my cup in place and don't have to rush out to change it like you do when you are wearing tampons."sub'r'
Of course, I jumped at the chance; after all, it's an excellent opportunity for my vagina to save the world by minimising waste.
Having used them for several months now I am happy to give you all my opinion on them, so read on if you want to find out if they could be for you.
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