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I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.
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As a total fangirl of Hot Octopuss, I followed their release of the AMO bullet vibe with much interest. Bullet vibes are amazing, and as far as I am concerned, everyone should have one in their playbag.
Hot Octopuss has made their name by creating beautiful sex toys that perform exceptionally well while also being different from the norm. I like that, different and quirky are terms I often use to describe myself, as well as what I enjoy sexually.
"The higher power settings are amazing, and it is fun to slowly work your way up to them and then to send yourself over the edge into an orgasm that for me, has me gasping for breath afterwards."
Joanne
I was, of course, delighted when they asked me if I would like to review an AMO for them and I couldn't wait to get my hands (and other bits) on one.
So, let me tell you all about the AMO and why it's going to be another hit for Hot Octopuss.
It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of me having some fun in the shower. I love this pic and it fills me with a sense of friskiness, I hope everyone else likes it too.
"Not the most efficient way to clean the shower glass, but it is fun"
Joanne
Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.
Click on the pink lips below to see who else has been posting #SinfulSunday pics.
Once again, I was delighted when a package arrived from John Thomas Toys, creators of some stunning silicone dicks and plugs.
Excited as I was, I wasn't prepared for just how amazing the contents of the box looked once I had ripped it open.
"The Alien Hooligan comes into its own on a fucking machine or secured firmly with the included vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor. On a fucking machine, you can just lay back and focus on the sensations that the veins and that head generate."
Joanne
Inside I found four Alien Hooligan Dildos in stunning baby blue coloured silicone complete with their storage bags and a suction cup vac-u-lock adaptor.
After spending lots of 'intimate time' with the Alien Hooligan range of dildos along with my delightful submissive, the lovely sub'r', we are ready to give our opinion of this out of this world dildo from John Thomas Toys. So, read on to find out more about this lovely creation.
I love doing what I do, and every purchase helps me to support this site and to continue doing what I love to do (which is mainly discovering new and kinky ways to get off).
I will get straight on with making up your order and will have it into the post as quickly as I can.
Your total satisfaction is my aim, and I will do my best to ensure nothing less than that.
Thank you once again, and I hope you enjoy your purchase when it arrives.
Kind Regards,
Joanne
It's all about the picture, and this one features a naughty image of my lovely submisive in a local swingers club in their mirrored room. I love this pic and the reflections fascinate me. We are delighted with the results, and we hope you like it too. It was the start of a very fun session.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the kinkiest of them all?"
Joanne
Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.
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Well, it feels like I have been running flat out for the last two weeks, probably because I have been doing precisely that.
They always say that problems come in threes and this has been the case these last few weeks.
From the outset I decided on the following criteria:The first thing that has been a significant drain on my time and resources is my new office.
Now, that isn't exactly bad news as I love it, but setting it up has been bloody hard work and expensive too. But, I am more than happy with the results so far, it isn't quite finished, but I am using it already.
I am delighted to be able to introduce Signs from domsigns.com.
Dom Signs,
I am a tech geek, a Dom and an old guy who blogs at domsigns.com. I also own and run Elustsexblogs.com a place you can submit your best writing on a wide variety of adult topics
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The arrival of a new sex toy to review always fills me with excitement but it isn't often that I am also filled with a sense of nervous anticipation as well. But that was the case when these big boys arrived from John Thomas Toys.
It isn't often that I get sent anal play toys, of shall we say, this magnitude. My comfort zone is a medium butt plug. Luckily though I'm fortunate to have a very anally talented female submissive, the lovely sub'r' so you can guess who took on the job of trying these behemoths out.
"I used the small one on the lovely sub'r' first vaginally and then in her ass. The sight of it disappearing into her was mesmerising. The sounds coming out of her when we used a fucking machine on her ass were almost animal."
Joanne
So with a nervous look in her eye, she agreed to take one for the team, which is an excellent job as I would have been stuck with having to squeeze them into my own butt.
I decided to tackle some of the bigger ones vaginally while sub'r' got to test out the anal pleasure these can bring. So let me tell you all about the Anal Probe Dildos in all their eye-wateringly immense glory.
When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while.
I have seen their machines in action at various trade shows and was keen to see how one of their top machines would perform.
"I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more."
Joanne
HiSmith is getting some great feedback about the performance of their machines, and I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang when this one arrived.
So, this review is going to be reasonably long, but this machine deserves a thorough assessment, and so do you, so here we go.
Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance.
So, in December, when I received a package from them containing not just a fucking machine but also two attachment kits, you can understand my excitement.
"This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine."
Joanne
I have already reviewed the Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine and the Attachment Kit For Females. It's now time to share my opinion of the Expansion Set For Men & Women, or penis and vagina owners.
So, let me tell you what you get with this expansion set and why it is good value for money.
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I have been "having sex with electrons" for about four years, and it has changed my sex life for the better. I discovered it by accident but love how nuanced the sensations can be, and how many ways there are of playing.
I have long assumed, yes I know that can be dangerous, but bear with me on this one. I have thought that e-stim can have potential health benefits, as well as being a fantastic way of getting off hands-free.
I know that some doctors recommend electrical kegel trainers to tighten up and control pelvic floor muscles. Small electrical impulses cause these muscles to tighten and relax over time, training them and strengthening them. This is just one example of electricity being used for positive health benefits, but it is for a specific condition.
You can imagine my excitement when yet another delivery arrived from John Thomas Toys. I was sent another lovely set of lovely silicone dicks for me to use and abuse, all in the name of reviewing science, of course.
This is the third dildo design that I have reviewed for John Thomas Toys, and it's another cracker, or should that be crack stuffer? There are links at the bottom of this review to the others.
"The shaft carries some beautiful vein details that provide extra stimulation as you thrust. The base of the dildo features a vac-u-lock hole for the included suction cup adaptor. You can, of course, opt to fit this dildo to a fucking machine or strap-on harness for lots of kinky fun."
Joanne
My first impressions of the new Billy Bunter dildo were excellent. I could hardly contain my excitement, and it wasn't long before I was enjoying them.
So please sit back, grab some popcorn and let me tell you all about the Billy Bunter body-safe silicone dildo range.
Well, I have finally settled on my new office/studio. I will be based in Derby in the midlands, and after looking over several options I have decided on a ground floor office (suitable for my disabilities), and I can't wait to move in.
This one is a little cheaper than the last one I checked out, and it is ever so slightly smaller. That means I have had to change my plans slightly to enable me to get the most out of the space.
This office space is heated (woohoo) and it also has air conditioning (WOOHOO!) which is a massive bonus as is the fact it is on the ground floor and pretty close to the main entrance of the building.
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I know that I love the idea, and one evening while watching TV I saw the adverts from TopCashBack.co.uk and thought to myself - I wonder if it would work for sex toys?
Well, as the old saying goes, curiosity killed the cat. But in my case, curiosity saved me some hard cash - woohoo!
If you are like me, you will enjoy your time soaking in the bath. Lounging in a tub full of hot water feels so relaxing, and it usually ends up with me getting horny and enjoying some wet and wild "me time" while enjoying a good soak.
I was therefore delighted when Bath Jelly got in touch asking me if I fancied trying their Bath Jelly. It is a product that you add to a bath full of hot water, and it turns to very slippery jelly before your eyes.
"This is the sort of product that is ideal if you plan on having some fun with a partner in the bath as pouring it and rubbing it into each others body would be so erotic."
Joanne
It differs from other products that turn bathwater into lube, and while those are fun, I thought jelly might be even more fun, so I hastily agreed.
But, I forgot that my submissive, the lovely sub'r' has a very playful streak, and she wanted to use it, so I let her. So let us tell you what we thought of this slippery product.
In December I was sent a HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine to review and along with it I received two adaptor sets (this one and the Lovers kit).
This is a review of the Expansion Set For Women.
"This is a great little attachment set that has had a lot of thought put into it. Each of the five attachments is useful, it isn't a case of a couple and others thrown in to bulk the set out."
Joanne
It is an expansion kit that contains lots of extra attachments so that you can mount some of your favourite sex toys on the business end of your fucking machine.
So let me tell you all about what you get in this expansion kit and what it will allow you to do.
Imagine my surprise when just before Christmas the doorbell rang, and I accepted a surprise package from E-Stim Systems - woohoo!
They had sent me one of their brand new control boxes, the brand new E-Stim Remote to review, and I was so excited. It appears Santa must love electrosex as I definitely had a shockingly good time over the festive period.
"I can't take it over 50%, and just the threat of using the 75% button in Training Mode would have me doing absolutely anything to prevent my fanny lips from being fried - can anyone smell cooking bacon?"
Joanne
I reviewed the Series 1 E-Stim Remote System in June last year, and it blew me away. Its simplicity and functions fitted in with my play style and I have had hours of play tormenting the lovely sub'r' with it.
Comparing the Series 1 Remote box with this one though is like comparing the Model T Ford with a modern car. While the Model T is a historical classic and it gets you from A to B, we don't drive them now as we all prefer the functions, features and form of modern cars.
A sex machine can add a lot of fun to how you choose to get your sexual gratification. At their core, they’re just machines that can have a dildo attached and then thrust back and forth at your desired speed. Still, not all sex machines are created; equally, it’s of extreme importance to find one that’s perfect for you & your needs without any unnecessary extras. They should be seen as investments into your sexual health that can be enjoyed both alone or with a partner at the controls.
So before you take the plunge and get a sex machine of your own, keep these tips in mind...
I love reviewing new toys and was thrilled when we were given a We-Vibe Moxie vibrator at Erofame.
We were asked to try it and review it, and of course, that is what we enjoy doing.
"When out I would either turn it down or pause the vibrations when someone stood close by, although once or twice I pretended it was my phone vibrating :-). I did find a sneaky way of adding pressure was to sit on a padded chair and tilt my pelvis to be able to push myself against the padding Mmmmm."
Joanne
Having reviewed other remote control vibrators before I was looking forward to trying out this panty vibe.
This small intimate clit vibe looks unassuming and straightforward, but how does it perform? If you want to find out what I think about the little vibe, then read on.