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I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.
If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them. Or alternatively you could Buy Me A Coffee, wink, wink.
Another fantastic guest review from RubberStimmer, a long time stimmer and rubber fetishist. It builds on his last review of Serious Kit receivers suitable for both V2K and Tremblr e-stim play. You can read his first review here - Serious Kit Electro SPT And V2K Conversion Kit (Or Pimp My Tremblr).
So, it's over to RubberStimmer.
Serious Kit has a large range of SPT receivers for their iconic milker system, many of them with multi-stages. With clear sections to show what is going on and, more interestingly, bi-polar e-stim electrodes. Unfortunately for V2K and Tremblr owners, they require a Serious Kit milking system as there is no liner for the column system (you can read more about the differences and an introduction to SPT’s here).
Browsing through the options on the Serious Kit store, I spotted their push to fit second electrode designed to convert the basic Electro SPT that is typically used with either a monopole anal electrode or in triphase with a bipolar plug. One of the interesting things about using the milker receiver as a single-pole electrode is that as the power levels increase, you can lose the sensation of being milked and the perception of having a cock.
"There is an endless cycle of change from slide to sensation that allows you experience being taken to the edge of pleasure/pain and back again over and over."
RubberStimmer
This seems counterintuitive, but the brain simply does not know how to process the sensations. By turning the Electro SPT into a bipolar electrode, the sensations are focused on the cock, and you get a more conventional perception of movement but more on this later.
Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.
I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.
"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."
Joanne
I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.
That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).
We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.
Thank you for purchasing one of my electrodes, the sale of these helps me devote the time and energy required with running this site and of course, creating more kinky electrodes.
These instructions are applicable to my Bipolar Glans Loop Electrodes.
I designed this electrode to allow penis owners a quick, easy and relatively simple way to enjoy bipolar glans play.
It has been designed to be used on its own as a bipolar electrode or it can be used in conjunction with other cock loops. Attach one wire from a single channel to each conductive rubber loop to enable you to enjoy a simple rig that will feel very intense. The stainless steel balls will amplify the sensations on the gland and make up for the smaller surface contact area of the 4mm conductive rubber.
I'm sure that the delivery person gets their daily workout when they deliver my latest batch of silicone cock from John Thomas Toys.
This one box of Edgware Trainers holds approximately 9.95kg of silicone securely inside.
"The slight squish makes a more comfortable ride for me. I enjoy the feel of my muscles clamping down on the dildo, especially during an orgasm where I love clamping down on whatever is inside my pussy."
Joanne
I don't always know what will be arriving, so sometimes it's a pleasant surprise to see the contents. I will admit that occasionally I will open the box for a sneaky peek before doing the unboxing video.
No one is good enough to memorise all the different dildos and stretchers that John Thomas Toys offer. They have a massive range of huge hole stretchers and pleasers that well worth checking out.
Well, after two months of planning, one visit to check out the lay of the land and lots of stressful nights of planning, I have popped my cherry. My fetish market cherry, that is, of course.
For those who haven't heard of the Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar (BBB) is a fetish market held on the third Sunday of the month in the Nightingale Club in Birmingham's Gay Village. With three floors of traders and the famous BBB Afterparty, a fetish and BDSM play event that takes place straight after the market closes.
With over 30 traders attending the BBB, it gets busy, bustling in fact, and so the thought of setting up my stall there was terrifying.
Electrastim has been very busy, bringing out not one but two new e-stim products recently.
The first was a new control box, the 'Kix' aimed at people new to e-stim or anyone wanting a small portable unit.
The second is their 'Explorer' conductive finger sleeves, which could be fun in the right hands (see what I did there LOL).
In celebration of the Discord channel that I created reaching 1,500 members, I have decided to run an e-stim competition for the members and anyone else who enjoys e-stim. It is a great way for me to give back to the community that has been so good to me.
Check out the community here - Joanne's E-Stim Community
As I design and make a range of electrodes, I have decided to offer one of the most popular ones up as a prize. But, that's not all, as I also now sell electrodes from the UK's biggest e-stim manufacturers, E-Stim Systems and Electrastim; I will be offering up an electrode from each as a prize as well.
I am once again delighted to have received some more John Thomas Toys dildos.
You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.
"I can honestly say that this is my first time with an anatomically correct dog dong. I did feel a little intimidated with these dildos as the small is a lot larger than I expected."
Joanne
When the postie arrived with two large boxes, I knew precisely who they were from. I just had no idea what the contents were.
I am always excited to open the boxes so that I can see what I've been sent. They have so much choice on their website, and I know it will be something new each time.
I'm still buzzing about the review I did for the Liebe Seele Wine Red Collar & Leash Set. It blew me away in terms of its quality and levels of finish.
When Liebe Seele, a Japanese manufacturer and retailer of fine BDSM products, got in touch with me, I was delighted.
"I love the look of these cuffs on sub'r'. I also love their effect on her when I fit them to her wrists and ankles. She becomes putty in my hands, and it is a lot of fun to restrain her in different positions before using wands, dildos or strap-ons for some light entertainment."
Joanne
They sent me the collar and leash set together with their wrist and ankle cuffs from the same Wine Red collection. I have had some time playing with them with sub'r' and now feel qualified to give them the review they deserve.
So let me tell you all about the Liebe Seele Wine Red Wrist & Ankle Cuff Sets.
John Thomas Toys emailed me to check if I was happy to receive some more items to review. After I said yes, I took another look in my toy box and realised I would have to put more into temporary storage at the office/workshop.
I enjoy their products so much that I just can't say no. But hey, we are already thinking of moving somewhere larger next year so we can make room for more :-p
"Okay, so The Ripper is a somewhat intimidating stretcher. After some discussion with sub 'r', we decided that it would be used vaginally and not anally. Plus, neither of us wanted to use anything larger than the small; yes, call us both chickens if you wish."
Joanne
If you are the lucky owner of any of their products, I think that you would probably realise my predicament. Would you say no to more of their fantastic silicone products?
Okay, so after the current selection had been re-jiggled, I was ready for some new additions. Plus that meant a little less room at my office/workshop, oops :-)
It isn't often that I get an e-mail out of the blue from a BDSM manufacturer enquiring as to whether I would be interested in reviewing some of their products.
It always makes my day though when it does happen. So, when Liebe Seele from Japan got in touch, I had a massive smile on my face. Their products looked fantastic on their website, so I jumped at the chance to evaluate some.
"I have lots of different collars, but none of them holds up to the quality and craftsmanship shown in this one. I love the colour combinations of the wine red main sections and the black leather highlights. The smell of the leather is strong, and that gives me all sorts of warm comfy feelings."
sub'r'
Sometimes, the reality of what it is like to use a product doesn't live up to your expectations. But, "spoiler alert", that is most definitely not the case with this great collar and leash set.
So please sit back, get comfortable and let me tell you about this collar, its leash and of course Liebe Seele themselves.
Before finishing the reviews for my last two dildos from John Thomas Toys, another box arrived on my doorstep.
I only receive this type of large and heavy box from one manufacturer, so this one was definitely from John Thomas Toys, and that pretty much made my day.
"After strapping her to my spanking bench, sub 'r' also thoroughly enjoyed the attention of Brutus. It was not long before he brought her to completion (after she asked for permission to cum, of course)."
Joanne
I knew that this box contained a set of four silicone dildo's called Brutus. So on checking my e-mails and the John Thomas Toys website, I was very excited to take them out of the box to play with them (oops, I mean to professionally review).
But before getting my kink on with them, I had to rush straight to my new workshop to record an unboxing video and to take the review photos. All of which needed doing before I took lots of pleasure from thoroughly examining and 'cough', testing this dildo out.
I do enjoy BDSM fun and games. So when Passion Craft Store (PCS) asked me if I would be interested in reviewing some of their handmade wax play candles, I jumped at the chance.
Wax play can be deliciously good fun with the right equipment. After reviewing several other Passion Craft Stores kit, I had high hopes for these candles.
"Areas like the shoulders and other fleshy areas are good to start with before you get more intimate. Once warmed up, we enjoy genital wax play, and on shaven regions, the sensations can feel intense and highly enjoyable."
Joanne
With some very nice colour options available, I asked for purple as it is one of my favourite colours, and I know it is, in fact, the favourite of my submissive, the lovely sub'r'.
So, in this review, I will talk about them and some safety considerations for anyone considering experimenting with some wax play.
As an avid kinkster who loves restraints in all their forms, I was delighted when Betty's Toy Box asked me to review their KinkLab Adjustable Spreader Bar.
Spreader bars can be so much fun, and an adjustable one gives you lots of flexibility in how you use it.
"When using it with her wrist cuffs, it was handy to shorten it to keep her wrists firmly fixed behind her so I could have unfettered access to her breasts for nipple and breast play. I have to admit in taking great delight in using "Chompy", my own nipple clamp design on her nipples."
Joanne
So I couldn't wait to get my hands on it to put it through its paces with my lovely submissive, they very sexy sub'r'.
We didn't have to wait long as Betty's Toy Box always ship products quickly and discreetly. So let me tell you all about this little BDSM implement.
Even when I am busy with various other projects and reviews, when John Thomas Toys approach me with an offer of sending me more, I just can't seem to say no.
How can I turn down great products that I get to play with? Especially when I know the quality of the dildos being sent.
"The vein textures are enough to add lots of pleasurable sensation as you work more and more inside. Once fully inserted, I relished the feeling of being full and the satisfaction of knowing I took it all - Yay for me!"
Joanne
So I said yes, I would be happy to receive them. As these dildos were a brand new design, I was given the name but had no idea what they looked like. That was because they had not even put them up on their website.
This is the review for Henry (not the vacuum cleaner I hasten to add), a silicone dildo from John Thomas Toys.
So, when I found out that Molly had decided that the latest Kink Of The Week should be Fucking Machines, I just had to write something. As she pointed out on Twitter, it is kind of one of my passions.
I have been using fucking machines (and sex machines in general) for over five years now, and I love them for so many good reasons.
Before I dive too deeply into this subject, let me give you some background information on why I turned to them and why they work so well for me.
John Thomas Toys once again approached me to see if I wanted to review two new designs of dildos.
I can never say no because they not only ask so nicely, but they also produce some awe-inspiring silicone dildos and stretchers.
"I got the glowing version to review, and I have to say it blew me away the first time I switched the lights off and saw its lovely green glow. I don't know what the neighbours must have thought if they saw the Medium charging on my bedroom window sill LOL."
Joanne
John Thomas Toys gave me the names, but I had no idea what they would actually look like. This was because they were so new they hadn't even added them to their website.
So with just the names, I sat back and waited for two boxes to arrive full of some nice cock for me to play with.
Why do I design my e-stim electrodes? This is a complex question that deserves some explanation.
Years back, I saw a post on smartstim (I miss that place) where someone explained the reasons for wanting to insulate the top surface of a cock loop. That intrigued me, and I started to look into the idea and reasons for it in great detail.
It made sense that insulating the top half on a cock loop placed around cock and balls could increase pleasure. But, the recommendations as to how to go about it left a lot to be desired.
I must admit to being impressed with the service and products from Passion Craft Store (PCS) in Ukraine. They sent me some fantastic Jute Rope to review recently, and this stunning BDSM Whip with tassels also arrived for me to review.
I love my BDSM play and have quite a collection of impact toys but nothing quite like this whip.
"Having used it on sub'r' in several sessions now to get a good feel for it, I found it easy to wield and versatile. You can deliver some extremely painful blows with it if you so choose, but at the same time, it is capable of very light touches that almost caress the skin."
Joanne
I have had lots of fun putting it to good use together with my new spanking bench and both sub'r', and I love it.
So let me tell you about this devilishly good impact play toy from PCS.
As some of you may already know, I am building a Laser Engraver/Cutter. Yes, I know, I'm a sucker for punishment, but I love learning new skills, and I am a bit of a TechnoGeek.
I love my 3D printers, but I have some ideas for e-stim electrodes that aren't practical to make on them, so I decided to grab the bull by the horns and make myself a new tool.