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Joanne Summers

Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them. Or alternatively you could Buy Me A Coffee, wink, wink.

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Week 472 and this week's pic is called 'Colour'

It's all about the picture, and this one features my delightful submissive, the lovely sub'r' in a ropework harness using three different colours of rope. I thought having the contrast of the colours of the rope on a B&W pic might look good. I love how your eyes are drawn to the colours even in the reflection, I hope everyone else likes it too.

"Weave me a rope that will pull me through these impossible times."

Tim Finn

The lovely sub'r' in some ropewrok

Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.

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Week 471 and this week's pic is called 'Flog Me'

It's all about the picture, and this one features little old me and someone strapped down for a good flogging. I love the corset I am wearing in this pic it makes me feel very naughty, I hope everyone else likes it too.

"The Flogging will continue until morale improves."

Julie Klassen

Just a little dungeon fun

Please leave a comment on this post if you enjoyed the pic as it should be the kick up the bum I need to post more for the Sinful Sunday roundup.

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Another cracking bi-polar e-stim electrode to stim the blues away

Life in a lockdown can be depressing, worrying and of course, boring. So, you can imagine my excitement when E-stim Systems got in touch with me to let me know I had a package of review electrodes on the way.

Anyone who has read my blog for a while knows just how much I enjoy my e-stim play. The hands-free orgasms that I get from it are incredible, and one of the reasons why I enjoy helping new people into the scene.

"You can insert the E-Bead 2.0 as deeply as you want or just insert one bulb and I recommend experimenting to find what works best for you."

Joanne

I received four new electrodes (both sizes of E-Bead 2.0 and E-WMCBP 2.0), and they are all stunning. They are also a new unique design as they are a collaboration between E-Stim Systems in the UK and the world-renowned Mr S Leather in the USA.

Designed for anal play, I was determined to test them thoroughly in the vaginal department too, as their design is brilliant. In this review, I will be talking about the E-Bead 2.0, so read on to see what I think of it.

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Now that title may have you a little confused but bear with me on this one as this is a serious subject.

I am talking about STI's (Sexually Transmitted Infections) here, and this lockdown may be a blessing in disguise for the swinging community and just everyone who is sexually active.

All STI's have a gestation period before symptoms arise, and often the infection can be spread between partners before symptoms occur. The lockdown, we are in as a nation, has pretty much stopped people having sex with new partners. That is a good thing regarding STI spread.

Think about it for a minute, with people not freely engaging sexually with new partners we are not only stopping the spread of Coronavirus, but we are also not spreading HIV and all of the other STI's that plague humanity.

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I am upping my game so I can make some even kinkier things

I have so many projects and ideas rushing around in my head at the moment. Anyone who follows my site and the kinky things I get up to will be well aware of my love of designing electrodes and kinky things. I am a total geek at heart LOL.

I have no formal education in anything like this. While the designs I come up with look polished, it takes me days to perfect something I have decided to model in 3D. I use Fusion360 to design my bits and bobs and the learning curve on that was like the North Face of the Eiger. Here is a link to the first thing I ever designed and it took forever - Bumble Bee Pussy Clamp Electrode.

I am self-taught, which is nothing new there. When I was introduced to the beautiful world of e-stim play, I pretty much fumbled my way around. I taught myself how to give myself hands-free orgasms reliably. That is one of the reasons why I write so many e-stim articles and advice guides. They hopefully help others coming into the scene to find it easier to reach their first HFO.

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The Sex Blogging Community Can Be So Much More

It's time for me to sit here and place my thoughts in front of the whole world as to what is currently happening in the sex blogging community.

The sex blogging community should be a beacon of mutual acceptance and understanding. But it is a beacon with a weak flickering flame, one that will not go out but still a beacon that falls short of its true potential.

As an open community, we had the opportunity to accept and welcome all genders, colours, sizes and shapes, but recent events have highlighted how this is not truly the case.

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Stereostim is a great way to enjoy stimming some fun

Recently Electrastim, a UK manufacturer of some brilliant E-Stim Control boxes such as their AXIS (read my review of it here) and the FLUX started to produce some excellent estim videos.

On social media, they asked if there was anything in particular people would like to see explained in these videos. Well being a gobby cow (in the most delightful way), I had to ask about a quick primer on stereo-stim or using audio files when stimming. It's often a subject that causes lots of confusion to people new to stimming.

Imagine my delight when they did produce an excellent video on this subject. They even gave me a shout out in it too, thank you Electrastim.

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I am doing my own little bit to help keep NHS staff safe by making PPE for them

With the pandemic running its cause all over the globe, healthcare professionals are at the front lines of the battle against this virulent foe. Here in the UK, we are incredibly proud of all the NHS staff and critical workers doing their bit to keep everyone safe and sound.

The NHS staff, in particular, are in harm's way, caring for patients with Covid-19, and they rely on personal protective equipment (PPE) to keep them safe.

This vital equipment is becoming in short supply, and small businesses and individuals who can help are rallying to the cause.

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Take your fingering fun to the next level

While in lockdown, the days can be very long and very dull. With lots of worrying thoughts, I needed something to take my mind of the current problems beyond my front door.

My prayers were answered when another package arrived from John Thomas Toys. I immediately knew who it was from for two reasons, firstly its size and secondly its considerable weight.

"I love the feeling of the fingers sliding inside, the fingers are flexible and so with some added pressure, in the right place, you can bend them to hit your g-spot. It also allows for your partner to finger or fuck one hole while this dildo fucks the other."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened the box to find four more silicone dildos to try out and review.

I was delighted to have something to occupy my mind, hands and of course, other parts of my anatomy. So read on to find out what I thought of the John Thomas Toys The Extremity Silicone Dildo.

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Fibromyalgia is a condition that causes widespread pain and extreme tiredness.

Ok, so the first thing I need to say is that most people with Fibromyalgia may have different symptoms. This post details my struggle with it and how I cope. There is no cure or easy solution to the constant pain, stiffness and other symptoms, and it's undoubtedly not something that I would wish on anyone.

In some respects, I am quite lucky though, while I'm on a lot of pain meds and do walk with crutches, or need to use a wheelchair over longer distances. I can still walk with crutches, and the pain meds do help slightly, and I also only suffer from mild fibro-fog (yes, that is a real term).

Luckily the fibro-fog is something that is not a constant for me, so I can just stop writing, and come back later to finish and edit what I am working on as needed.

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Another fine example of dick-smithing from Sinnovator

With the Coronavirus lockdown, I was starting to get worried that I would run out of items to review. Not having a queue of lovely sex toys to keep me amused would have been devastating.

Luckily for me, Uberkinky were kind enough to send me one of their Sinnovator range of dildos to review. I was delighted when they said they were sending me one with a vac-u-lock hole in the base.

"The veins add stimulation that really does help to send you over the edge. If you are lucky, you can get this dildo in deep enough to allow the balls to slap against you, which again feels wonderful."

Joanne

Uberkinky is still shipping out orders during the lockdown, which is fantastic for anyone currently bored and looking for a way of brightening up their sex life.

When the Sinnovator Sean arrived I was more than delighted when I laid my eyes upon it, so let me tell you all about this body-safe dildo.

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More inspiration from Deviant Designs

I am in awe of Deviant Designs; he produces the most incredibly kinky and deviant projects that he uses on the lovely MistressKrush.

I always recommend checking out his site, social media accounts and of course his Patreon account. Consider subscribing if you want a peek behind the scenes and access to the latest news, videos and posts about his kinky creations.

I want to tell you all about one of his latest creations and how it has spurred me into designing something like it for myself and sub'r'.

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The 2B is a powerhouse of pleasure but it takes some experimentation to get the best out of it

The 2B from E-Stim Systems is an amazing, e-Stim control box, but its vast array of functions can be a little confusing for beginners. Read my review of the E-Stim Systems 2B Control Box to see my initial thoughts on it.

Having now spent almost three years getting to know it and enjoying its basic as well as the advanced functions, I thought it was time to write a guide for newbies to the 2B.

I'm going to focus on function or performance tips rather than just going over what is already in the excellent instructions that you get with the machine.

I don't want to be repeating what is already available, so I am going to focus on settings and ways to play with it that will maximise your chances of getting comfortable with this fantastic control box. Hopefully leading to the holy grail of e-stimming, the hands-free orgasm (HFO).

Published in E-Stim Advice, Articles

I have finished setting up my office and here it is

Well, the office is now ready, and we are using it, but with self-isolation being advised by the government, it seems that the doors may be locked for a few weeks.

Never the less, here is a little tour of my office or Dildo Cave as I like to call it. I am thrilled with it, and it suits me down to the ground. Onwards and upwards.

So without further ado, check out this little video intorduction to my new office, or Dildo Cave.

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The Don, a name with Mafia connotations brings a whole new meaning to "kissing his ring"

I get so excited when John Thomas Toys let me know that another new box is on the way to me.

The dildos and plugs that I have reviewed for them so far are all fantastic, I know that I won't be disappointed with anything they send this way to review.

"I really enjoy the way the girth fills out, and the whole feel of the veins and ridge on the shaft create fantastic stimulation together with the drag of the silicone blend."

Joanne

This time was certainly no different, another hefty box meant another four new dildos to review.

I was thrilled when I opened the box to find all four of The Don dildos nestled inside. So after enjoying myself with The Don and in particular making sub'r' enjoy one on the end of a fucking machine, it's time to write up our thoughts.

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Stay safe in these worrying times

We are all living at a time in history where we, as a species, face a real and imminent threat. The Covid-19 pandemic is all around the globe now, and governments everywhere are implementing various levels of social distancing and even quarantining.

The government is scrambling to find a solution to the pandemic, but it seems so far they have done too little, too late.

We are now into a voluntary social distancing phase in the fight against coronavirus. But, all too many people are treating it with lip service. Panic buying (for loo rolls of all things) is in full swing, and we seem to be on the brink of an apocalypse. We all need to take a chill pill, analyse what is happening around us and implement reasonable and straightforward adjustments to our lives to minimise or slow the advance of the virus.

Both sub'r' and I are in the vulnerable group of adults when it comes to this virus, and that means we have to take extra care as if either of us gets it there is a good chance this blog won't be getting any future updates.

To that end, this is what we are changing and how we are coping with this problem.

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Hands-free orgasms are why I make my electrodes

I have been blown away by the positive feedback I have been receiving about my e-stim electrodes, in particular, the cock loop insulators and bi-polar cock rings.

For anyone who is new to my blog and my e-stim products, I started designing my electrodes and insulators about a year ago. Over time I have refined the designs, and I offer them for free on my site.

I do produce them for people who do not have access to a 3D printer, and recently I have been working with a company in London to create some of my designs in very hard-wearing Nylon instead of the usual PLA.

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