Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM. Basically I like it the kinkier the better.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I am joined by two friends, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' who assist me with some reviews or where I need a second opinion. I can always rely on them for a good time and honest advice.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch. It is always nice to get feedback about my site, reviews and articles.

Joanne xxx

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Latest Reviews & Articles

September 14, 2019

The Decimator - The Worlds Largest E-Stim Butt Plug Electrode

This is a serious butt plug electrode for serious players E-stim electrodes come in all shapes and sizes from the humble self-adhesive monopole pad style electrode to DIY creations and of course commercial bi, tri or even quad-pole electrodes. They come in all shapes and sizes, giving everyone an option. But what if you are a size queen, looking for the…
September 12, 2019

So Divine Sensual Kegel Ball Training Set

Kegel balls can be a lot of fun, using them can have great benefits to your sex life Who would turn down the opportunity to improve their sexual performance and tackle some lady issues often present in later life? I know I love a challenge, especially when it involves playing with insertables, of course. So, I was delighted when So Divine got in touch…
September 10, 2019

This Is Not A Vagina, It Is A Vulva

Do you know the difference between a vagina and a vulva? The word vagina is commonly used to describe what is in the picture below. But it is being used incorrectly as what you can see is a lot of vulva not vaginas. "It’s not vulgar, it’s vulva! This isn’t just sensation, it is art with a social conscience and McCartney wants people to stop, look and…
September 06, 2019

Win A Ylva & Dite Anteros Silicone Dildo

Win A Ylva & Dite Anteros Silicone Dildo I have just been sent a fantastic silicone dildo by https://www.ylva-dite.com and they included a second dildo for me to offer to my readers in a giveaway competition. Ylva & Dite we make erotic toys. Specially designed for you in beautiful colours. They make all of their models with great care. By hand, in the…
September 06, 2019

The Rise of VR Porn

VR Porn is taking the internet by storm, here's how to get in on the action? Two months ago, VRPorn.com announced that it has officially surpassed 100 million users. That is a lot of kinky people looking for VR Porn. Any website would be more than happy with that sort of traffic. But remember this is a site catering solely for VR Porn and it makes that…
August 29, 2019

The Cowgirl Sybian Style Sex Machine Review

Ride the Cowgirl for some intense orgasms Now it is no secret that I am addicted to sex machines. I love them for their sheer power, stamina and ability to deliver incredibly hard orgasms time and time again. I have reviewed the Sybian, Motorbunny and Tremor but so far the Cowgirl had eluded me. That is until I got a very kind offer from Nat who used to…

Beowulf Silicone Dildo Review From Hankeys Toys

Aug 27, 2019 Dildos
The Beowulf is a silicone dildo of beastly proportions I have long been a fan of Hankeys Toys, their silicone delights are a sight to behold. With a reputation for larger than life dildos, they are a size queens dream. I was therefore delighted when they got…

Mister-B Datex Cocksucker Hood Review

Aug 26, 2019 BDSM Kit Reviews
A hood designed for sucking cock and pussy eating pleasure I love playing with BDSM kit, and kink is fantastic as far as I am concerned. So, when Latex, Leather & Lace asked if I would be interested in reviewing the Mister B's Datex Cocksucker Hood who was I…

XBiz Europa Awards

Aug 22, 2019 Blog
It's time to vote for your favourite companies and products again Every year the XBiz awards come around, and they are an opportunity for everyone to vote for their favourite products and brands. Why am I making this post? Well, it is nice to be able to have…

Electro Speculum Bipolar Electrode From E-stim Systems

Aug 19, 2019 E-Stim
The Electro Speculum takes kinky medical play to the next level Some things in life make you ponder; they make you sit there, thinking for quite some time. The Electro Speculum from E-Stim Systems is one of those things. Ever since I laid eyes on one for the…

Hot Octopuss DiGiT Finger Vibrator Review

Aug 15, 2019 Vibrators
The DiGiT from Hot Octopuss is a superb little finger vibrator I am delighted to be able to tell you all about the latest creation from Hot Octopuss, the DiGiT. I love their advertising slogan "Show bad sex the finger!" I could hardly contain myself when Hot…

Joanne's Kinky Forum

Aug 15, 2019 Blog
A place where you can get and give advice to others and to converse with me So, I have done a thing. I created a forum on my site to enable me to better converse with my readers and friends on here. To say that setting it up was taxing would be an…
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