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Premium adverts are shown at the top of every pageThis advertising package consists of a 250 x 250 pixel banner image shown on the right side of my site globally. This is a prime advertising spot and is one of the first things that visitors eyes are drawn to.

Premium advertisers receive regular twitter posts advertising their business, these will be at least weekly and extra posts can be arranged to support any special promotions or competitions that you are running.

Premium advertisers will be able to rotate the banner image or change it whenever they want.

You can have upto four different banner images that rotate randomly increasing your click through rate. Please allow upto 48 hours for me to action any changes if you send me any new banner images.

I will also be happy to host and arrange competitions for Premium advertisers and this is an excellent way to gain some targeted viral traffic to your business and is a great way to increase brand awareness.

I only have one more premium advertising space left on the site at the moment.

One Month

£30Per Month
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  • Generous 250x250 Pixel Ad Space
  • Weekly Twitter Advertising Posts
  • Up To Four Banner Ads
  • £30 per month

Three Months

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  • Generous 250x250 Pixel Ad Space
  • Weekly Twitter Advertising Posts
  • Up To Four Banner Ads
  • £27 per month
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  • Generous 250x250 Pixel Ad Space
  • Weekly Twitter Advertising Posts
  • Up To Four Banner Ads
  • £24 per month
  • 20% Discount

Twelve Months

£252For 12 Months
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  • Generous 250x250 Pixel Ad Space
  • Weekly Twitter Advertising Posts
  • Up To Four Banner Ads
  • £21 per month
  • 30% Discount

Standard Advertising Space

Standard adverts are shown below the premium ones and are smallerThis advertising package allows you to list a 125 x 125 pixel banner image on my site.

These banners are also shown globally but they aren't as prominent as Premium advertising banners as they are listed below them so readers often need to scroll to see them.

Standard advertisers will benefit from twitter advertising posts made every two weeks generating brand awareness and traffic.

Standard advertisers cannot rotate their banners and so it is crucial that you design the right one for this site and its readership. I can help you with banner design if required.

Competitions can be run, just get in touch with me for details.

One Month

£20Per Month
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Three Months

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Six Months

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Advertising Package Prices

My advertising rates are extremely competitive and include volume discounts when you book more than a months advertising space. Contact me to book your advertising slot.


Payment

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If paying with PayPal I will create an invoice for your to pay for your advertising which will be sent through PayPal for your payment.

If you want to do a Bank Transfer then just let me know and I can send you a manual invoice. I will remind you when your selected advertising package is about to expire.

Getting Started Is Easy

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Terms & Conditions

I am very easy to work with and you will find it easy to get your advert listed on my site. I do however have some terms and conditions, all of which are common sense and logical:

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Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

If you find my reviews and articles interesting please leave a comment for me on them, I love reading feedback about them. Or alternatively you could Buy Me A Coffee, wink, wink.