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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

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Confused by the three terms, TENS, EMS & E-stim? You are not alone

That is a question that often turns up, and I will do my best to answer it in this article. Erotic electrostimulation refers to the use of specially designed equipment to apply electrical stimulation to the genitals for sexual pleasure. It is often referred to as e-stim.

Often though there is confusion between some of the terms involved like TENS, EMS and E-stim.

All are systems that pass an electrical current through tissue, but they interact with nerves and muscles in differing ways. These differences in performance and abilities are due to their differing waveforms and power levels.

But just as a Ford Fiesta, a Mercedes and a Ferarri are all cars, they all go about doing what they do in different ways while still coming from a universal concept.

Electrode positioning can make a massive difference to the perceived sensations, but let's cover the three different types of control boxes.

Published in Blog, E-Stim Advice

Win A Tantric Massage Starter Set Courtesy of Karma Tantric

If you enjoyed this fantastic article about Tantric Massage then you will love this competition that is being sponsored by Karma Tantric.

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An exciting competition with prizes worth $200 from Karma Tantric
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Good Luck Everyone xx

Competition Rules

This competition will run from 12:00AM 14th June 2019 — 11:59PM 14th July 2019 (London).

This competition is open to the UK, US, Canada, and Europe. If in doubt about your location please contact me and I can let you know where the item can or cannot be shipped.

I am fulfilling this competition and so you will need to respond to my e-mail if you win.

You will be responsible for paying for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.

After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact me and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then I’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide me with your address, so that I may ship the item to you.

I’m not accepting giveaway accounts for this competition. I will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway retweets. Please respect this, my sponsor companies deserve better and these competitions are for my readers and not competition accounts.

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Conductive rubber is an often overlooked material for making cheap and highly effective e-stim electrodes

It is its simplicity that makes it such a good choice for homemade DIY electrodes.

Conductive rubber is actually conductive silicone, and graphite powder is mixed in with the silicone. As it cures the graphite particles touch and allows a current to flow through the previously insulating silicone.

Initially created for the pharmaceutical industry as a way of reducing static in hoses it has found a kinkier use within the e-stim community.

Rough use and stretching reduce the life of conductive rubber as it breaks down the bonds between the graphite particles.

Published in Blog, DIY E-Stim Equipment

If you want to experience electroplay then this event is perfect

Well, Stunt Cock and sub'r' attended another fantastic Sparkzz event at Xtasia in the Midlands. It is an electro play event and is a fantastic event where you can experience both Violet Wand play and E-stim in a safe environment with experienced people.

Violet Wand play is so much funThis is their second visit to this event, and they both had a fantastic time. It is run by a very experienced Dom and equipment is supplied for those new to the scene or who want to try it for the first time.

Flirts Bar in Xtasia is a perfect location for this event with subtle lighting and lots of space so that multiple scenes can go on at the same time.

Stunt Cock enjoyed working on sub'r', and she went very deep into subspace after two fantastic sessions of e-stim and violet wand fun. She looked ravishing in her Honour PVC Maid To Serve Dress & Cap and certainly turned some heads.

If you have never tried either Violet Wand play or E-stim, then it is an ideal event to attend even if just to watch and learn. Check out the group on Fetlife for more information about the next event.

Check out - Sparkzz @ Xtasia

The next Sparkzz event is on the 24th Aug.

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If you enjoy stimming while walking around then this may be of interest to you

The 2B E-stim Control Box is an absolutely fantastic piece of equipment, and lots of people enjoy stimming while being mobile.

I decided to design my own 3D printable belt clip and holder for my 2B Control Box.

From the outset I decided on the following criteria:

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Guest Post

I am delighted to be able to introduce the amazing DerangedPiglet.

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I have been following DerangedPiglet for what seems like eternity, I love his tweets and they always have me chuckling.

In this article he chronicles a chastity session with an evil twist right at the end. Enjoy, I know I did. Follow his adventures on his Twitter account @derangedpiglet

Published in Guest Posts, Blog
Last modified on Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:17

Second Hand Sex Toys

Joanne Summers Mar 31, 2019

Would you consider using a second hand body-safe sex toy afer it has been sterilised?

I am interested in your opinion. As a sex toy reviewer, it is inevitable that I have ended up with lots and lots of sex toys. I don't have the time to enjoy them all as I am always getting new ones in to review.

Storing them all is becoming a bit of a problem, and I need a good old fashioned clear out.

Now the thought of throwing out perfectly useable sex toys is something that doesn't sit right with me. I would rather someone else enjoy them.

I am considering selling on body-safe sex toys that can be effectively sterilised so that others can enjoy them at silly prices. I can then use the money to review even more sex toys, so it's a bit of a win-win situation.

So my question is would you use a second-hand sex toy made out of body-safe materials?

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Friday, March 29th, is Boobday!

Joanne Summers Mar 29, 2019

Celebrate #BoobDay by whipping them out and admiring them

It's finally here BrexitDay and what a cluster that is, so let's think about a much better day to celebrate and enjoy - Boobday!

These pics aren't as grand as others posted on #BoobDay, but they do get a message over. We are all different, there are many body shapes and sizes, and everyone is normal.

Don't think there is something wrong with you if one boob is bigger than the other or if one nipple rests higher then the other. Diversity and these differences make every pair of breasts unique, and we should celebrate that. Imagine how boring things would be if breasts were all the same shape, size and density?

BoobDay is all about body confidence and celebrating the fact that we all different in many ways. Often we put ourselves down but we shouldn't. Be proud of your boobs, be proud of yourself.

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How To Support A Blogger Or Author

Joanne Summers Mar 29, 2019

Here are some quick ways to really help support a blogger/author

This is an article about helping to support bloggers and authors. It was created after @MrJohns96669663 suggested a post like this may be a good idea - thank you MrJohns.

Cue the violins. Being a blogger can be a very lonely existence. Sitting at a computer for hours on end writing, editing, re-writing and then saying fuck it I'll start all over again can be soul destroying.

We often stare into the screen clicking refresh on the latest article we have published, hoping that firstly someone has read it and secondly that it has helped them.


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The problem is that usually you never know if you have made an impact on someone's life. Over time, the lack of feedback can act as a hefty weight, drawing a blogger into a dark place and often it can be one of the leading causes for them to throw in the towel.

Blogs cost more than time and effort though, there are real-world costs involved which I am not going to go into in great detail, but bloggers often struggle to make ends meet.

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My Stunt Cock is going to be having lots of shockingly good fun

After a very exciting visit to the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) Show in Coventry where we spent a good deal of time chatting to the lovely people form E-Stim Systems, we were given the opportunity to review the Python.

The Python is their first electro-compression system for the testicles. It features gold contacts and a compression plate with three thumb screws that are used to compress the testicles up against the contact plates.

It allows direct e-stim play with your testicles, stimulating your posterior scrotal nerves. My Stunt Cock is in for a real treat while we get to know this amazing piece of e-stim equipment.

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