My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer

I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.

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Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it

After a lovely evening and a good nights sleep, it was on to day 2 of Erofame over in Hannover in Germany.

Our first day saw us visiting companies that we love and have worked with in the past to catch up with new developments and product releases. We had decided that day two would see us introducing ourselves to new companies that had caught our eyes.

Condomerie Amsterdam

The first of these companies was Comdomerie Amsterdam. We were blown away by their fantastic display of fun novelty condoms. With all sorts of designs and sizes on offer, there was something for everyone.

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Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are in the middle of it

After a hearty breakfast Stunt Cock and sub'r' set off on the short journey (over the road) from their hotel to Erofame. But before I tell you all about this fantastic show let me tell you how much fun we had getting here.

Image showing our brand new Mercedes from EuropcarAs with last year, the gods had smiled upon us, and we had a fantastic time which started at Hamburg Airport yesterday when Europcar gave us a free two-level upgrade on our hire car. After processing the paperwork and walking to the garage, we found that we had been allocated a brand new Mercedes C200 with only 11km on the clock - Woohoo!

Now driving a car like this is fantastic, but we first had to navigate our way through the centre of Hamburg to the Autobahn where we could see just how much fun a car like this can be. All I can say is WOW, and thank you Europcar.

We are staying in the Ramada which is just over the road from Erofame, which is handy. Our room is charming, but after a full day of travelling, we just got our heads down ready for Day 1 of Erofame.

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Deviant Designs focusses on kink and BDSM related projects that are amazing

I have been following a fabulous twitter account for what seems like ages, and I wanted to share some information about the fantastic Deviant Designs.

Now anyone who reads my blog knows that I enjoy my BDSM and kink play, especially where e-stim is involved. Deviant Designs as the name suggests comes up with some incredibly devious creations, all of which have one thing in common. They can be used to tease and please.

I first learned about Deviant Designs when I saw a video of one of his creations which was the Shocking Maze Game. It blew me away, and I loved how predicament bondage was mixed with a fun game which would inevitably end with a shock to his submissives pussy.

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Walking around E-Stim Systems HQ is an e-stim lovers dream come true

I have reviewed so much kit from E-Stim Systems and have always thought very highly of them. This is for several reasons, but the main ones are because of their exceptionally high-quality standards and also their superb customer support.

When my Stunt Cock and sub'r' were on a trip "down south" and they floated the idea of dropping into E-Stim Systems HQ in Watford. I, of course, thought it was a great idea.

I do admit though to being jealous as to not being with them for a visit though. I do intend on gate crashing E-Stim Systems soon though for a cuppa and a chat with the lovely Caz, Wayne and of course Mick.

So, on a wet and blustery Monday morning, they gave E-Stim Systems a call and then popped round for a shockingly good cup of coffee, a chat and a guided tour of their impressive workshop.

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This is a serious butt plug electrode for serious players

E-stim electrodes come in all shapes and sizes from the humble self-adhesive monopole pad style electrode to DIY creations and of course commercial bi, tri or even quad-pole electrodes.

They come in all shapes and sizes, giving everyone an option. But what if you are a size queen, looking for the ultimate e-stim challenge? Well, E-Stim Systems has you covered in that regard.

They produce the eye-watering Decimator Butt Plug Electrode, and it certainly lives up to its intimidating name.

As E-stim Systems so eloquently puts it:

"When customers come to us and ask for the best we deliver, when they asked for the biggest, we stepped up to the challenge and created the worlds largest e-stim electrode. The Decimator is its name."

E-Stim Systems
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Do you know the difference between a vagina and a vulva?

The word vagina is commonly used to describe what is in the picture below. But it is being used incorrectly as what you can see is a lot of vulva not vaginas.

The great wall of vagina (vulva)

"It’s not vulgar, it’s vulva! This isn’t just sensation, it is art with a social conscience and McCartney wants people to stop, look and listen. This is about grabbing the attention, using humour and spectacle, and then educating people about what normal women really look like."

I have to put my hand up and admit that I used to call my vulva my vagina. But, as I became a sex blogger, I became more educated about female anatomy and some of the ways it has been misrepresented in the past.

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Win A Ylva & Dite Anteros Silicone Dildo

I have just been sent a fantastic silicone dildo by and they included a second dildo for me to offer to my readers in a giveaway competition.

Ylva & Dite we make erotic toys. Specially designed for you in beautiful colours. They make all of their models with great care. By hand, in the Netherlands. For him, for her or for you together. Naturally 100% body safe. Ready to play? Discover now which handmade dildo fits you perfectly.

For your chance of winning one of their sublime dildos, check out the app below and enter the free competition! If you can't see it then just use this link instead - Enter The Competition

An exciting competition to win a Silicone Anteros Dildo from Ylva & Dite
An exciting competition to win a Silicone Anteros Dildo from Ylva & Dite.

Check out my review of the Ylva & Dite Rhea Silicone Dildo.

Ylva & Dite Anteros Silicone Dildo Giveaway

Good Luck Everyone xx

Competition Rules

This competition will run from 12:00AM 6th September 2019 — 11:59PM 5th October 2019 (London).

This competition is open to the UK, US, Canada, and Europe. If in doubt about your location please contact me and I can let you know where the item can or cannot be shipped.

I am fulfilling this competition and so you will need to respond to my e-mail if you win.

You will be responsible for paying for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.

After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact me and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then I’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide me with your address, so that I may ship the item to you.

I’m not accepting giveaway accounts for this competition. I will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway retweets. Please respect this, my sponsor companies deserve better and these competitions are for my readers and not competition accounts.

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Yes, you can get dildo shaped like a poop

You probably arrived on this article after tentatively clicking on a link while thinking OMG did I read that right?

Well, it appears that as the title suggests, Poo Dildos are a real thing. Yes, there is a market for dildos moulded and made to look like a poo, jobby, dump, or something from the Hershey Highway.

You probably think that can't be true, but I am going to show you some examples of incredibly popular ones, and you can make your mind up if they are for you or not.

Now while pushing something looking like a turd, polished or not, up my holes doesn't fill me with glee and lustful thoughts. That obviously isn't the same for everyone, and I am never one to kink shame. I can see why it could be fun as a fantasy. Let's face it, I love dildos with lots of texture, and some of these dildos tick the texture box for me.

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It's time to vote for your favourite companies and products again

XBiz AwardsEvery year the XBiz awards come around, and they are an opportunity for everyone to vote for their favourite products and brands.

Why am I making this post? Well, it is nice to be able to have an input on who wins this year's awards. You can too by creating an account at XBiz and placing your vote for your favourites.

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A place where you can get and give advice to others and to converse with me

So, I have done a thing. I created a forum on my site to enable me to better converse with my readers and friends on here.

To say that setting it up was taxing would be an understatement but I am happy with where it is at now and feel I can let others play in this new sandbox on my site.

What do I hope to achieve from having a forum here? Well, I hope that it grows into an excellent repository of help and advice for others. It will also enable you to interact with me directly. I love hearing from my visitors and readers, and it will be a place where we can all exchange ideas and advice.

Please feel free to join in the conversations there, your voice is important, and you can actively help others through your own experiences there.

So without further ado, here is Joanne's Kinky Forum.

A place where you will be welcome.

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