I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me.
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I am a tech geek, a Dom and an old guy who blogs at domsigns.com. I also own and run Elustsexblogs.com a place you can submit your best writing on a wide variety of adult topics I am currently in an LDR with Lillith of lillithavir.com
Check out my site domsigns.com. You can also follow my twitter account - @newsigns2
I have been doing what I do (generally stuffing things inside myself and then telling the internet how good it felt) for five years now. I have had a blast, and my site has grown and grown continually and bears no resemblance to what I first created all those years ago.
There are now three of us regularly reviewing sex toys, and I appreciate the help as things are getting hellish busy these days. My partner, Stunt Cock reviews penis orientated sex toys and BDSM kit and our submissive the lovely sub'r' (who is fantastic) helps with pretty much everything we throw at her.
A new year presents new opportunities and the challenge of focussing and growing even more in a measured manner so that our standards don't drop. We love a good challenge.
Love them or hate them butt plugs are a thing, and they are here to stay. Who knows how long the human race has enjoyed the delight of filling and teasing their anus's with plugs of some sort?
I can imagine Cleopatra enjoying a sumptuous milk bath before emerging and telling a servant to fetch the royal sphincter cork.
No doubt king Leonidis would have died with a smile on his face at the battle of Thermopylae if he had been plugged.
With my disabilities, I have good days, and I have bad days.
Today is an excellent day. Not only am I mobile, but I received a delightful e-mail this morning letting me know that my blog made another top list.
This time I am sitting (at the time of writing this) at number 25 on the TOP 50: Best Sex Toy Review Blogs (2020) Toplist - Woohoo!
I love seeing hard cocks. I also love seeing cocks twitching as delightfull electrical impulses fire through them sending delicious sensations to the owner's brain to interpret as pleasure.
Sounding is also something I love doing, and the thought of combining sounding, e-stim and vacuum enlargement certainly fills me with excitement together with a warm growing dampness between my legs.
A post on smartstim about vacuum sounding got my interest, and I decided after reading some of the comments that I should document building such an electrode to help others make one.
I am planning something big, something huge. It will take me a while to realise it, but I am finally planning my next business step in lots of detail.
I want to build on the success of my review blog and my love of kink and BDSM. As a disabled writer, I am often frustrated with some of the commercial dungeons available for rent. Places that allow people to live out their fantasies are often unavailable to disabled folk.
I also need a writing space and studio where I can continue my product reviews and articles. Doing that at home is very restrictive, and I intend to change that.
I am going to channel my efforts into creating a dungeon space that is accessible to all. A place where anyone, no matter the level of their physical abilities, can visit and enjoy. It will also be a place where I can hone my writing and reviewing skills, even passing some of those skills on to people interested in them.
It's that time of the year again when @MollyDailyKiss has published her Top 100 Sex Blogs 2019 list. After months of hard work she has sifted through the internet following up leads and listing the top 100 blogs in her opinion.
You can check out her original Top 100 Sex Blog List 2019 post but I am reposting the list here with permission. Thank you Molly for your hard work on this project.
So without further ado, here is this years list (with DOFOLLOW links as they are all well worth sharing some link juice with):
This year don't give the gift of socks, woolly hats or terrible jumpers. Gift the gift of an orgasm. A fantastic way to do that is to introduce someone to the beautiful world of hands-free e-stim orgasms.
Now a mainstream activity, electrosex is a fantastic way for any gender to masturbate discreetly and hands-free. It uses tiny electrical currents that are passed through the nerves in our genitals to stimulate the senses directly. Your brain interprets the sensations as pleasure and then boom, say hello to a kinky electron driven orgasm.
Whether you are an ardent e-stim enthusiast or someone completely new to this activity, there is always something new to explore. If you are new then maybe the whole concept of e-stim is confusing you, and you are not sure what equipment you need. This article should come in handy; I will be referencing other guides on things like safety and electrode positions where required.
This article is going to concentrate on two UK companies E-Stim Systems and Electrastim as I have a lot of experience with their equipment. But I will also reference some other companies such as MyStim as they also produce some fantastic gear, but I haven't got much personal experience of their kit (yet).
Catchy title, eh? What the heck is the E-stim Inverse Proportionality Pain Rule? Well, it's a term that I just came up with to cover an often overlooked effect when playing with electrosex equipment.
It is quite simple. The sensations that you feel are inversely proportional to the surface area of the electrodes in contact with your body. So the smaller the contact surface, the more intense the stimulation. Or in other words, you will get a painful zap if you remove an electrode while the power is switched on.
Think of it like this; proportional pain is what we are all used to. Imagine dipping your toe into bathwater that is far too hot. It hurts, and so you immediately lift your toe out of the water to remove the source of the pain. That is proportional pain, if you continued dipping your other toes and then your foot into the water, the pain would increase.
It was fascinating to learn more about this amazing store that has been in business since 1st May 1987.
Condomerie was born out of necessity during the early days of the HIV and Aids epidemic in the '80s.
Their mission was to bring condoms to everyone, young and old, and they opened their iconic store in the centre of Amsterdam and have never looked back.
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