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Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I absolutely adore the folks over at KinkCraft.co as they produce an amazing line of kinky kits and products. They started off with the mission statement - "If there is one thing better than really good kinky toys, it is really good kinky toys you made yourself. We want to teach you everything you need to know to make your own toys and have a lot of fun doing it".
I can certainly attest to the fact that their kits are excellent quality and a heck of a lot of fun to make up, even for someone with hand problems as I have. So far I have had the pleasure of reviewing the following products for them:
But enough about their amazing kits and kinky products that I have reviewed, what I really want to talk to you about is their stunning new line of Plus Sized Hand Made Latex Dresses. It is just so hard to find decent quality latex products when you are a big girl and I am so pleased that Pixie from KinkCraft has designed this range of amazing looking dresses. Having spoken to her last year at the ETO (Erotic Trade Online) show where she hinted at the new line of products I was blown away when I saw them. They also have some great new plus sized products in the pipeline but I will not steal their thunder, keep an eye on their site to see the new developments.
One thing that the brand name of KinkCraft is synonymous with is the quality materials that they use coupled with their impeccable attention to detail and both of these shine through in the new range.
Launching a product line aimed fairly and squarely at plus sized women is a very ballsy move and one that pleases me so much. KinkCraft are movers and shakers, they are out to make a big impact on the industry and they just keep coming up with innovative products and designs. I can't wait to see what they come up with next. This great team deserve some attention and support.
I have some latex dresses and kinky outfits (no surprise there I guess) but they came from WestwardBound when they had a range of plus sized dresses and outfits but they cut that line and I vowed never to buy anything from them again. Intelligent companies should be clamouring to provide for plus sized ladies as lets face it the average sizes are going up and not down so it always upsets me when the big players in the industry show their true colours and stop supporting plus sized clothing. This is another reason why I have a soft spot for KinkCraft they are doing something about the problem of a lack of choice for plus sized women, so good on them.
So, if you want to feast your eyes on quality hand made plus sized clothing then what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft and don't forget to tell them Joanne says "Hi!"
To celebrate reaching another milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting over 3000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of another great competition.
Thank you to everyone who has followed me, supported me and made my blog and being online so enjoyable for me.
The lovely people from www.sexmachines.co.uk have given me a Stroking Man III Rechargeable Sex Machine to give away as a prize so what are you waiting for get your entries in - what have you got to lose?
I am beside myself with excitement, I have just learnt that I will be reviewing the new silicone sybian attachments, the G-Egg, Orb & Triple Delight.
I feel like the luckiest reviewer alive to have been selected to be one of the first to review these awesome looking silicone attachments. Body safe materials are a definite bonus in any sex toy and silicone is by far the best type of material due to it being non-porous and phthalate free making it hypoallergenic - body safe for short.
I have already reviewed the amazing Sybian sex machine and you can read my full review of it HERE. So you can imagine my delight when Karen (@SybianMaker) the designer of these new attachments got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing them - needless to say I didn't have to think about it for long before I said yes but I would need help. Karen then got in touch with Ian (@FuckMachineIan) who runs an amazing fucking machine and Sybian rental service to see if he could help and he stepped in to lend me a Sybian for my review - Thank you Ian.
So i am just waiting now for the new silicone sybian attachments to arrive with Ian before he then sends the G-Egg Orb and Triple Delight on to me for a weekend of orgasmic highs, to say I can't wait would be an understatement as the Sybian has to be tried so you can understand its sheer ability to rip orgasms out of you.
I can't wait......
To find out more about Ians fucking and sex machine rental service then click here - http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk
You would be forgiven for thinking that this blog post is about really, really bad sex toys but it isn't. You see a sex toy can suck and that can be a very good thing when I am talking about the range of products from Satisfyer.
I have been sent three new vibrators to review and all of them suck, in a good way I hasten to add. What I mean is that as well as vibrating they actually suck gently or vigorously on your clitoris and ladies having experienced it myself I was left wondering why it has taken so long to develop this amazing style of vibrator. The suction adds and incredible new twist to these vibrators and they are actually better in the bath than out of it as the feelings are more intense when they are used underwater.
I have had some amazing orgasms with these toys and have actually enjoyed an orgasm in under 20 seconds which even for me is a new record. My reviews will be going up very soon but as I say a sex toy can suck and still be an amazing toy.
The ElectroHelix or Helix for short is a replacement for their longest running and extremely popular Series 1 control box (read my review of one here). The Helix is a smaller unit that is packed full of some great new features included some of the program modes featured in their last release, the ElectroPebble. It has the old favourites such as the 'Fire' button that can be used to shock and tease together with a new 'Sports' mode where the output power is increased for those needing a bit more kick in their e-stim play.
To say that I am now looking forward to going to bed early tonight would be an understatement, watch out for my review which will be coming soon.
I was asked to write a guest blog article by the lovely people over at KinkCraft about reviewing sex toys. So I tried to get everything that I do down on paper to dispell the myth that reviewing sex toys is just an easy way to get free sex toys - it isn't, trust me on this one as I know what I am talking about here.
I was amazed when the ever so talented Amy Gardener who does all of the blog post header pics at KinkCraft agreed to base the articles header image on my little old avatar and I was blown away with her creation which you can see above.
Well what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft to read my article there and whilst there check out their amazing kits and products of course. I have reviewed several and found them both a lot of fun and very functional.
To celebrate finally reaching my next milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting 2000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of a competition.
Thank you to everyone who has followed me, supported me and made my blog and being online so enjoyable for me.
The lovely people from www.e-stim.co.uk have stepped forward with an absolutely amazing prize and I have also dug deep into my own pockets to make this a competition to remember and certainly one to enter - what have you got to lose?
I have discovered the joys of electrosex or e-stim and can highly recommend it for both single males and females together with couples. You can get some incredible sensations when using e-stim equipment and can even get hands free orgasms.
I love using insertable bi-polar electrodes in my pussy and the feelings I get when using these is basically just like I am being fucked slowly or aggressively depending on how I set the controls on my Series 1 control box. Analy these electrodes are also incredible and I can easilly give myself a hands free orgasm and I've even used my e-stim kit on stunt cock milking him with it.
I can highly recommend any of these amazing kits as they have everything in them to get going and enable you to explore the wonderful world of electrosex. I have the Intro2Her kit from E-Stim Systems and I loved the pads in it together with the vaginal electrode and I have since added lots of other electrodes to my range of equipment.
These kits are great value for money and buying them as opposed to buying the individual components seperately will save you a lot of money. So what are you waiting for, if you fancy treating yourself or your partner jump in with both feet and explore the exciting world of e-stim.
Check out my beginners guide to e-stim from a female perspective here, yes I was nervous the first time I tried one but I was blown away with the sensation that it generated in my lady bits.
This is the kit that I have and it featured the Series 1 control box with a cable and a set of pads and a nice vaginal electrode for great female electrosex sessions.
The same great control box together with a cable, a set of pads and a set of conductive rubber Cock Loops which makes it perfect for guys.
This kit combines the for Her and Him kits to make a kit perfect for couples, it has the same Series 1 control box and cables together with the pads, conductive rubber Cock Loops and the vaginal bi-polar electrode and it can make bedtime fun extra special.
The same Series 1 control box and cable together with pads and one of the special limited edition bi-polar electrodes from the Red Range, this really is the cream of the crop and a great way to start exploring e-stim fun and games.
Oh, I amost forgot, all of these kits come with a lifetime guarantee from E-Stim Systems.
This post contains affiliate links but that doesn't detract from the fact that I do recommend them and actually own one myself and I use it regularly.
I have been asked to review the newest addition to E-Stim Systems products, their polished Electro Eggs. They sent me all three of the new design to try out and review and I got straight to it (needing no encouragement at all due to my love of electrosex fun and games).
I must admit though to having second thoughts about sliding them into my pussy and then attaching them to my Series 1 Control Box before zapping my pussy with electricity on Friday 13th. But I thought "what the hell" and I'm pleased to say that not only did I survive my first encounter with these Electro Eggs but I enjoyed three seperate orgasms that left me wanting more in that session alone.
My first thoughts about them are that they are very well made (as is everything from E-Stim Systems) and they really do feel good in use and you can even use them without a control box for Kegel excercises. But I must say that it's more fun with the control box added to the equation.
I'm using them daily at the moment and plan on having my review up and online in the next week or so once I have really given them a run for their money. You should definitely check out the amazing range of Electrosex goodies over at E-Stim Systems
I'm looking forward to meeting up with them this year at the Erotic Trade Online show in Birmingham, that should be quite a shocking experience I think LOL.
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