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Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

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EStim Electrostim

Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

Just a quick note to let you know that E-Stim Systems (my favourite purveyor of electrosex goodies) is having a Valentines Sale which is running until Midnight on the 18th of February.

They have also created the Limited Edition Red Pack. This kit contains the amazing Series 1 box that I use together with a Small Flo which is a stunning looking electrode from the Red Collection - See my review of its sister product the Bobble HERE.

The Red pack contains everything that you need to get going and to dip your toes into the world of e-stim pleasure, read my review of the Intro2Her pack to see how I enjoyed my introduction, this is basically the same kit but with a top end bi-polar electrode instead of the Veriprobe.

So why not try something different this valentines day, making it a shocking day to remember ;-)

PS. Check out my Beginners Guide To E-stim to learn a bit more about this great sexual activity.

Venus Sex Machine - For Men

I Was Blown Away By The Venus

I have been lucky enough to review a Venus Sex Machine. This is a machine from the makers of the Sybian which is a legendry sex machine that needs no introduction.

I was a little confused as to how the Venus works prior to receiving one to review from www.fmachinefun.co.uk but I'm happy to say that setting it up is very simple and OMG is it effective.

I was mesmerised watching it bob up and down on my Stunt Cock and it didn't take long to milk him dry. Watch out for the full review in the very near future.

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

The Ora 2 from Lelo is a nice little unique piece of sex toy machineryThe Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked.

Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.

How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a unique vibrator it definitely holds its own. So check out my full review to see what I thought of it HERE.

Joannes 1k Followers Twitter Competition

I'm Celebrating Getting 1000 Followers On Twitter

SPUNK Lube PinkAs well as celebrating my 1st Blogaversary with a competition this month I am also delighted to have finally reached 1000 followers on Twitter and so I think another competition is in order.

Thank you to everyone who has followed me and has made the last year so enjoyable for me.

The lovely Ian from www.fmachinefun.co.uk has stepped forward with a prize for this competition and it's in the form of an 8oz bottle of SPUNK Lube Pink.

Bad Dragon produce some of the best sex toys I have ever used

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BadDragon Silicone

Bad Dragon Fantasy Silicone Sex Toys

I Just Can't Get Enough Bad Dragon In Me ;-)

I have always had a bit of a kinky streak (it's a mile wide actually) and it's only relatively recently that I have stumbled across an absolutely amazing sex toy manufacturer in the US called Bad Dragon. Their fantasy themed dildos and masturbators are incredible and definitely cater for some of my kinkier fantasies and fetishes.

I currently have seven Bad Dragon dildos and I'm slowly working my way through them reviewing them for you all. Rest assured though that I have already "worked my way through them" if you know what I mean - nudge, nudge, wink wink.

What makes them so special? Well they only make their toys out of 100% platinum cure silicone which is body safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic and contain absolutely no Phthalates at all. So it is basically the perfect material for ramming into any orifice, couple that with amazing designs and features such as the CumTube and you have some sex toys that really do stand out from the crowd.

These are the naughty characters that have pleasured me in more ways than one since I discovered Bad Dragon.

One Year Blogaversary Dildotastic Competition

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Competition Blog

One Year Blogaversary Dildotastic Competition

I'm Celebrating My First Anniversary

Well I never thought I would make it but here I am one year into my exciting new pastime. I never in a million years thought that I would get to review so many things and get to know so many incredible people and amazing companies.

This is a huge milestone for me and it really has boosted my confidence and has me gagging at the bit to make my second year even better than my first.

I couldn't have done it without my loyal readers, thank you for all of your support and words of advice it really is appreciated.

I thought long and hard as to how I would celebrate and give something back to the community and I thought that running my first ever competition starting on my blogaversary would be a great way to go forward.

New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator

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Cara Sutra PleasurePanel

New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator

New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator

I have done another review on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk

I was sent a Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator to review for Peachy Keen and had lots of fun with it. I was surprised at just how good it was as it really is tiny. I reviewed it for her as part of the Pleasure Panel project and you can read the review HERE.I hope you enjoy reading it too.

"All in all though for the price this Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator is an excellent little clitty pleaser and an ideal first time vibrator or something to drop into your hand bag for when the opportunity for a bit of fun arises..."

So what are you waiting for CLICK HERE to read the full review.

I love reviewing products for the lovely Cara Sutra

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Cara Sutra PleasurePanel

Check Out My Pleasure Panel Reviews

Read My Pleasure Panel Reviews

I am delighted to be on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk

I have now written a number of reviews for the Pleasure Panel and you can read them all by following the link below. Have a good look around Cara's amazing site and don't forget to tell her that Joanne says Hi.

So what are you waiting for READ MY PLEASURE PANEL REVIEWS.

I squirted for the first time in my life on a Sybian

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Sybian Video

Sybian Video - Operation

Just How Powerful Is The Sybian?

This is one question that I get asked regularly and I always say it is amazing. Well in this short video I show you just how the attachment moves around inside a woman and how incredibly powerful it is when vibrating. The attachment almost wants to fly off the machine, enjoy the video.

So what are you waiting for, read the full of the Sybian review. CLICK HERE

Pussy Cam - My Internal Orgasm Video

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Pussy Cam - My Internal Orgasm Video

The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye

Intimate Video Clip

These two videos are definitely not safe for work. The first shows me fucking myself with the Svakom and you can see that the image quality is not too bad as it is drawn out but as you slide it in the pussy juices just turns everything into a pink blur. The second video was taken with me holding the svakom at the entrance to my pussy which is held open with a plastic speculum. I get myself off at around the 2 minutes and 44 seconds point and have problems holding the camera steady LOL.

Only watch both videos if you are fine with their graphic content.

Fucking Myself With The Svakom Siime Eye

Video of me using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. The qulaity is better as it is withdrawn as pussy juices blur everything on the in stroke.

Video of me using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. The qulaity is better as it is withdrawn as pussy juices blur everything on the in stroke

Internal Orgasm Video

Video of my internal orgasm using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. My orgasm starts at around 2mins 44secs when all hell breaks loose and I can't hold the camera straight LOL.

Video of my internal orgasm using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. My orgasm starts at around 2mins 44secs when all hell breaks loose and I can't hold the camera straight LOL

So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

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