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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me. You can use the search function on the site if you are looking for something in particular.

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New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator

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New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator

New Review - Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator

I have done another review on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk

I was sent a Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator to review for Peachy Keen and had lots of fun with it. I was surprised at just how good it was as it really is tiny. I reviewed it for her as part of the Pleasure Panel project and you can read the review HERE.I hope you enjoy reading it too.

"All in all though for the price this Minx Simplicity Bullet Mini Vibrator is an excellent little clitty pleaser and an ideal first time vibrator or something to drop into your hand bag for when the opportunity for a bit of fun arises..."

So what are you waiting for CLICK HERE to read the full review.

I love reviewing products for the lovely Cara Sutra

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Cara Sutra PleasurePanel

Check Out My Pleasure Panel Reviews

Read My Pleasure Panel Reviews

I am delighted to be on the Pleasure Panel for the lovely Cara Sutra at www.carasutra.co.uk

I have now written a number of reviews for the Pleasure Panel and you can read them all by following the link below. Have a good look around Cara's amazing site and don't forget to tell her that Joanne says Hi.

So what are you waiting for READ MY PLEASURE PANEL REVIEWS.

I squirted for the first time in my life on a Sybian

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Sybian Video

Sybian Video - Operation

Just How Powerful Is The Sybian?

This is one question that I get asked regularly and I always say it is amazing. Well in this short video I show you just how the attachment moves around inside a woman and how incredibly powerful it is when vibrating. The attachment almost wants to fly off the machine, enjoy the video.

So what are you waiting for, read the full of the Sybian review. CLICK HERE

Pussy Cam - My Internal Orgasm Video

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Pussy Cam - My Internal Orgasm Video

The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye

Intimate Video Clip

These two videos are definitely not safe for work. The first shows me fucking myself with the Svakom and you can see that the image quality is not too bad as it is drawn out but as you slide it in the pussy juices just turns everything into a pink blur. The second video was taken with me holding the svakom at the entrance to my pussy which is held open with a plastic speculum. I get myself off at around the 2 minutes and 44 seconds point and have problems holding the camera steady LOL.

Only watch both videos if you are fine with their graphic content.

Fucking Myself With The Svakom Siime Eye

Video of me using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. The qulaity is better as it is withdrawn as pussy juices blur everything on the in stroke.

Video of me using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. The qulaity is better as it is withdrawn as pussy juices blur everything on the in stroke

Internal Orgasm Video

Video of my internal orgasm using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. My orgasm starts at around 2mins 44secs when all hell breaks loose and I can't hold the camera straight LOL.

Video of my internal orgasm using a Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator. My orgasm starts at around 2mins 44secs when all hell breaks loose and I can't hold the camera straight LOL

So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex

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New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex

New Review - Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex

Slip Inside Something Comfortable

This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.

Fleshlight is the brand name for the worlds largest and most popular brand of male masturbators and I have heard a lot about them but this was also going to be my first introduction to them as well as my husbands.

We really enjoyed reviewing it and intend to get some more in to compare with it. Chek out my inner texture video and then the full review for more information as to how good it really is.

Check Out The Inner Texture

So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

Currently Enjoying - The Male Nereid in glowing green and black

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Currently Enjoying - The Male Nereid in glowing green and black

The Male Nereid in glowing green and black

I am currently enjoying a new fantasy silicone dildo from Tails & Portholes, I absolutely love it. The colours and mottles effect are really nice as is the glow in the dark pigment. This is a superbe example of a small independant company making something original and really cool. The Male Nereid features a really nice set of scales aong its shaft that really feel nice.

The Male Nereid fantasy sildo in glow in the dark green and black

Full review to follow, as I am too busy enjoying it right now LOL.

Pussy Cam - The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator

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Pussy Cam - The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator

The Inner Selfie Stick - Svakom Siime Eye

The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator allows you to take internal video and sill picsI am having a lot of fun playing with the Svakom Siime Eye camera vibrator, taking still pics and even video footage of the inside of my pussy as I play and orgasm.

I'm about halfway through writting up my review of it and have decided to show an internal video of what happens inside of my pussy as I orgasm. It's both an exciting and terrifying thought to be sharing that with you all.

So what are you waiting for, read the full review. CLICK HERE

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