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My thoughts and musings about life as a sex toy reviewer I hope that you enjoy this insight into my life and what I do. I love reviewing adult products and I will use this blog to keep everyone aware of what is coming up for review soon and also to pass on any thoughts or issues that I have. I love feedback so please use the comments sections of these posts to get in touch with me. You can use the search function on the site if you are looking for something in particular.

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Sex Toys That Really Suck

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Sex Toys That Really Suck

Some Sex Toys Suck & Some Suck In A Good Way

You would be forgiven for thinking that this blog post is about really, really bad sex toys but it isn't. You see a sex toy can suck and that can be a very good thing when I am talking about the range of products from Satisfyer.

I have been sent three new vibrators to review and all of them suck, in a good way I hasten to add. What I mean is that as well as vibrating they actually suck gently or vigorously on your clitoris and ladies having experienced it myself I was left wondering why it has taken so long to develop this amazing style of vibrator. The suction adds and incredible new twist to these vibrators and they are actually better in the bath than out of it as the feelings are more intense when they are used underwater.

I have had some amazing orgasms with these toys and have actually enjoyed an orgasm in under 20 seconds which even for me is a new record. My reviews will be going up very soon but as I say a sex toy can suck and still be an amazing toy.

New ElectroHelix Control Box Released from e-stim.co.uk

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New ElectroHelix Control Box Released from e-stim.co.uk

I Am Delighted To Have Received An ElectroHelix

I had an amazing surprise today when the postman dropped off a brand new E-stim control box from e-stim.co.uk.

The ElectroHelix or Helix for short is a replacement for their longest running and extremely popular Series 1 control box (read my review of one here). The Helix is a smaller unit that is packed full of some great new features included some of the program modes featured in their last release, the ElectroPebble. It has the old favourites such as the 'Fire' button that can be used to shock and tease together with a new 'Sports' mode where the output power is increased for those needing a bit more kick in their e-stim play.

To say that I am now looking forward to going to bed early tonight would be an understatement, watch out for my review which will be coming soon.

Guest Blog Post At KinkCraft.co

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Guest Blog Post At KinkCraft.co

Writing Sex Toy Reviews Or “Messing Around On The Internet And Getting Free Sex Toys”

I was asked to write a guest blog article by the lovely people over at KinkCraft about reviewing sex toys. So I tried to get everything that I do down on paper to dispell the myth that reviewing sex toys is just an easy way to get free sex toys - it isn't, trust me on this one as I know what I am talking about here.

I was amazed when the ever so talented Amy Gardener who does all of the blog post header pics at KinkCraft agreed to base the articles header image on my little old avatar and I was blown away with her creation which you can see above.

Well what are you waiting for, get yourself over to KinkCraft to read my article there and whilst there check out their amazing kits and products of course. I have reviewed several and found them both a lot of fun and very functional.

Joanne's Shocking 2k Followers Twitter Competition

Celebrating 2000 Amazing Twitter Followers

To celebrate finally reaching my next milestone in my Twittersphere - what I mean to say is to celebrate getting 2000 amazing followers on Twitter I thought I should do something very special for my followers in the form of a competition.

Thank you to everyone who has followed me, supported me and made my blog and being online so enjoyable for me.

The lovely people from www.e-stim.co.uk have stepped forward with an absolutely amazing prize and I have also dug deep into my own pockets to make this a competition to remember and certainly one to enter - what have you got to lose?

Kinky Gift Ideas (Or Should I Say Shocking Ideas)

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Kinky Gift Ideas (Or Should I Say Shocking Ideas)

Looking For Something Different? Try Electrosex

I have discovered the joys of electrosex or e-stim and can highly recommend it for both single males and females together with couples. You can get some incredible sensations when using e-stim equipment and can even get hands free orgasms.

I love using insertable bi-polar electrodes in my pussy and the feelings I get when using these is basically just like I am being fucked slowly or aggressively depending on how I set the controls on my Series 1 control box. Analy these electrodes are also incredible and I can easilly give myself a hands free orgasm and I've even used my e-stim kit on stunt cock milking him with it.

I can highly recommend any of these amazing kits as they have everything in them to get going and enable you to explore the wonderful world of electrosex. I have the Intro2Her kit from E-Stim Systems and I loved the pads in it together with the vaginal electrode and I have since added lots of other electrodes to my range of equipment.

These kits are great value for money and buying them as opposed to buying the individual components seperately will save you a lot of money. So what are you waiting for, if you fancy treating yourself or your partner jump in with both feet and explore the exciting world of e-stim.

Check out my beginners guide to e-stim from a female perspective here, yes I was nervous the first time I tried one but I was blown away with the sensation that it generated in my lady bits.

Intro2Electro™ Kit For Her from e-stim.co.uk

This is the kit that I have and it featured the Series 1 control box with a cable and a set of pads and a nice vaginal electrode for great female electrosex sessions.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with vaginal electrode and pads

Intro2Electro™ Kit For Him from e-stim.co.uk

The same great control box together with a cable, a set of pads and a set of conductive rubber Cock Loops which makes it perfect for guys.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with coductive cock loops and pads

Intro2Electro™ Ultra Kit from e-stim.co.uk

This kit combines the for Her and Him kits to make a kit perfect for couples, it has the same Series 1 control box and cables together with the pads, conductive rubber Cock Loops and the vaginal bi-polar electrode and it can make bedtime fun extra special.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with vaginal electrode and pads

Limited Edition Red Pack

The same Series 1 control box and cable together with pads and one of the special limited edition bi-polar electrodes from the Red Range, this really is the cream of the crop and a great way to start exploring e-stim fun and games.

Intro2Her e-stim kit with vaginal electrode and pads

Oh, I amost forgot, all of these kits come with a lifetime guarantee from E-Stim Systems.

This post contains affiliate links but that doesn't detract from the fact that I do recommend them and actually own one myself and I use it regularly.

Electro Eggs from E-Stim Systems in the UK

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Electro Eggs from E-Stim Systems in the UK

Elctro-Eggs Are Lots Of Fun

I have been asked to review the newest addition to E-Stim Systems products, their polished Electro Eggs. They sent me all three of the new design to try out and review and I got straight to it (needing no encouragement at all due to my love of electrosex fun and games).

I must admit though to having second thoughts about sliding them into my pussy and then attaching them to my Series 1 Control Box before zapping my pussy with electricity on Friday 13th. But I thought "what the hell" and I'm pleased to say that not only did I survive my first encounter with these Electro Eggs but I enjoyed three seperate orgasms that left me wanting more in that session alone.

My first thoughts about them are that they are very well made (as is everything from E-Stim Systems) and they really do feel good in use and you can even use them without a control box for Kegel excercises. But I must say that it's more fun with the control box added to the equation.

I'm using them daily at the moment and plan on having my review up and online in the next week or so once I have really given them a run for their money. You should definitely check out the amazing range of Electrosex goodies over at E-Stim Systems

I'm looking forward to meeting up with them this year at the Erotic Trade Online show in Birmingham, that should be quite a shocking experience I think LOL.

REVIEW NOW LIVE - CHECK OUT MY FULL REVIEW HERE

This post contains affiliate links to the e-stim website. If you use one of these links and then go on to purchase something from them I get a small commission at no cost to yourself that I use for buying more sex toys.

I've Joined The Bitcoin Revolution

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I've Joined The Bitcoin Revolution

I'm a real 'Geek' now and I love Bitcoins

I had heard the term Bitcoin used fairly regularly but it is only recently that I have taken the time to learn a little bit more about it and it fascinates me. A peer to peer payment system that doesn't involve the powers that be - who doesn't lke the sound of that?

What is a Bitcoin?

Bitcoin is a peer to peer payment system introduced in 2009 by software developer Satoshi Nakamoto. All payments are recorded on a public ledger in its own unit of currency - the Bitcoin. Payments work peer-to-peer without a central repository or single administrator. This has led to it being called a decentralized virtual currency. Although its status as a currency is often disputed, media reports often refer to bitcoin as a cryptocurrency or digital currency. I like the term cryptocurrency - it awakens all sorts of geekish feelings in me.

There is an excellent video on youtube that clearly explains what Bitcoin is and it's definitely worth a watch.

My Bitcoin Wallet

So I now have a Bitcoin wallet and it was looking pretty empty and just as I was considering buying some bitcoin or parts of one to play around with the system I discovered Bitcoin Faucets that give bitcoin away for free. Yes I know you have probably just rolled your eyes heavenwards thinking no-one gives away free money. Well that's what I though as well before doing some research and then dipping my toes and trying a few out.

Bitcoin Faucet websites exist from advertising revenue and they pay you in Bitcoin for visiting them and basically claiming them, they get paid for the adverts displayed on the page you visit. Now the amount of Bitcoin that you are given is very, very small, it is a unit of Bitcoin called a Satoshi (the designers name) but they do soon add up. I keep a couple of the sites open as tabs on my browser and regularly visit each to claim the free Bitcoin and it isn't a scam as I have transfered the issued Bitcoin into my own wallet so I now have something to play with - yay for me. So here are some links to four of them Faucets I use:

FreeBitcoin - This is my favourite by far, you can play games with the Satoshi you get and it pays out well. You can claim every hour.

BitcoinZebra - This one is a bit weird you can claim every hour for feeding a zebra LOL.

Bitcoinker - This one just gives you Satoshi but every fifteen minutes instead of every hour.

BonusBitcoin - This one pays out well and is another fifteen minute claim.

Now I'm off to find a sex toy shop that takes Bitcoin ;-)


PS if you want to.......

Feel free to make a donation to buy me a coffee of help me save up enough to buy my next machine.
My Bitcoin Address: 1M5JMQi8Bsh1o3h8aHCfqbo1wJqoSgjEyj

Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

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Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

Valentines Sale at E-Stim Systems Ltd

Just a quick note to let you know that E-Stim Systems (my favourite purveyor of electrosex goodies) is having a Valentines Sale which is running until Midnight on the 18th of February.

They have also created the Limited Edition Red Pack. This kit contains the amazing Series 1 box that I use together with a Small Flo which is a stunning looking electrode from the Red Collection - See my review of its sister product the Bobble HERE.

The Red pack contains everything that you need to get going and to dip your toes into the world of e-stim pleasure, read my review of the Intro2Her pack to see how I enjoyed my introduction, this is basically the same kit but with a top end bi-polar electrode instead of the Veriprobe.

So why not try something different this valentines day, making it a shocking day to remember ;-)

PS. Check out my Beginners Guide To E-stim to learn a bit more about this great sexual activity.

Venus Sex Machine - For Men

I Was Blown Away By The Venus

I have been lucky enough to review a Venus Sex Machine. This is a machine from the makers of the Sybian which is a legendry sex machine that needs no introduction.

I was a little confused as to how the Venus works prior to receiving one to review from www.fmachinefun.co.uk but I'm happy to say that setting it up is very simple and OMG is it effective.

I was mesmerised watching it bob up and down on my Stunt Cock and it didn't take long to milk him dry. Watch out for the full review in the very near future.

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

Lelo Ora 2 - Oral Simulator

The Ora 2 from Lelo is a nice little unique piece of sex toy machineryThe Ora 2 was kindly supplied by ToysRYours.co.uk and I had a lot of fun reviewing it for them. For those of you who don't know the Lelo Ora 2 has a rotating nub that circles your clitoris to simulate the sensations you get when being licked.

Lelo obviously know their stuff as women love to be licked.

How did it perform? Qell to some it up I really like it, I would have prefered it to be a bit stronger but as a unique vibrator it definitely holds its own. So check out my full review to see what I thought of it HERE.

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