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The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

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The Pornocalypse Continues - Tumblr Bans Adult Content

Here we go again, this time it's Tumblr

We can all sleep safer in our beds at night, on December the 17th Tumblr will join a long list of sites that got rich and popular through adult content but then turned their back on it. Yes, Tumblr is the latest site to join the Pornopocalypse by banning adult content.

But it will protect the children I hear some people cry. No, no it won't, this drives things further underground. Worse excellent content from marginalised groups will be censored, and this could actually cause harm to people looking for answers. This latest capitulation is just another in a long line of sites doing the easy thing instead of tackling problems on their systems. Punish everyone for the crimes of a few that seems to be the answer. Tumblr was recently removed from Apple's app store because of a child pornography case. I applaud shutting down that sort of thing, but big blanket bans help no-one.

Sex workers who are finding it harder and harder to earn a living safely are struggling to find ways of advertising their services, and they are being put in danger through the guise of saving them. Why not try actually listening to them but no-one does.

I am taking steps of my own to disassociate myself with Tumblr now. I am closing my accounts on there even though I don't post XXX content there, why should I let myself be another medium through which they can make money through ad sales. I also have a couple of vanilla blogs on there that I will also be removing, and I hope that others follow suit. Yes I am only one person, but I refuse to support companies that persecute others, and so I want nothing to do with them from this point forward.

Fuck You Tumblr!

Yes, I am upset as a few of my friends will now have to struggle even harder to make ends meet because fat cats shy away from their responsibilities to their users. Rant Over.

How can you help sex workers? Support them, follow them, re-post their posts and appreciate them for who they are, real people struggling to enjoy the job that they chose and love.

I would be interested to hear your thoughts on this latest pornocalypse, is Twitter next? Let me know your thoughts by using the comments form below.

Erofame 2018 - Day 2 More Jam Than Robinsons Jam Factory

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Erofame 2018 - Day 2 More Jam Than Robinsons Jam Factory

Day 2 at Erofame

Stunt CockStunt cock here again with another Erofame update after day 2 of the trade show. What a day we have had, it has been a roller coaster of a ride, and we are both sat here with throbbing feet but huge grins on our faces. So without further ado let me tell you about day 2.

We started early with another healthy breakfast (for sub'r' that is, I opted for the heart clogger special again). After breakfast, we went back to our room so that sub'r' could change as today she would be in uniform. A PVC maids outfit from Latex, Leather and Lace, a set of cuffs, a collar and leash. Today, sub'r' would enjoy the confidence of being who she is, a confident submissive.

Rather than catch the Erofame bus, this time we opted to take the car and use the onsite parking (10 euro). We did this as we left before the busses yesterday and that cost us 20 euro in a Taxi to get back to the hotel (rip off), so we saved 10 euro today.

Erofame 2018 - Day 1 And We Need A Wheel Barrow

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Erofame 2018 - Day 1 And We Need A Wheel Barrow

Our first visit to Erofame

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again, after a good nights sleep (slept like a log, after all, that driving yesterday) it was time to sample a good hearty breakfast before getting on the happy bus to Erofame. But first we had to get out things ready for the day.

After packing my day bag with notes, business cards and some drinks we headed down for breakfast.

Our breakfast was pretty amazing, and I have to post a pic of it. Naturally, I opted for the heart clogger special but sub'r' chose the more sensible options of fresh fruit and healthy stuff. I loved the fresh orange juice, and the Cappuccino was to die for.

Erofame 2018 - The Journey To Europe's Largest Sex Toy Trade Show

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Erofame 2018 - The Journey To Europe's Largest Sex Toy Trade Show

Our first visit to Erofame

Stunt CockStunt Cock, here again. For anyone not aware, Erofame is Europes largest adult industry trade show, and this year we planned to visit it to show our faces and also to plug our blog and reviews shamelessly - well why wouldn't you if you could?

The timing though presented some problems for us as Joanne has a consultants visit planned for the middle of the Erofame week so she couldn't come along. However, she decided that I, her Stunt Cock and the lovely sub'r' should continue with the visit to represent her and the blog.

So, after weeks of planning and having saved and saved for ages we had all of the pieces of what has turned out to be quite a significant endeavour in place, and as the days drew closer, we all got more and more excited.

Guest Post - A Babygirl’s Thoughts About Rough Sex : Miss Doll

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Guest Post - A Babygirl’s Thoughts About Rough Sex : Miss Doll

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Miss DollMiss Doll
Adult copywriter, sex toy tester and sex positive blogger. After my classical studies, I decided to use my writing skills to help women smash the taboos that prevent them to live their sex lives to the fullest, and to make better, more informed choices about their sexuality and the pleasure products they choose to use. Follow my adventures at:

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DIY Pussy Clamp Electrode

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I build my own DIY clitoral e-stim electrode and this article shows you how to do it step by step.

DIY Pussy Clamp Electrode

For BDSM clamping and stimming of the labia

After having so much fun creating my DIY Clitrode I decided that making DIY eletrodes is something that I want to explore and as I now own a 3D printer many more opportunities for doing so have just sprung up. My next electrode is a BDSM pussy lip clamp that can also be used for e-stimming.

It was inspired by the amazing creations of @_DeviantDesigns (Check out their Patreon Page and show them some love), in particular their pussy clamp EM60 mounting box. Check out some of their incredible creations here - There’s no limit to the connected sex toys you can build at home.

So, as I am learning 3D design the hard way (trial and error), this was a huge leap forward for me and I decided to create a basic pussy lip clamp that uses two 6mm bolts. The center piece would have teeth to aid in grabbing the skin and preventing it slipping off due to lube and vag-goo. The outer sections are designed to hold two lengths of 6mm conductive rubber tubing.

This rubber tubing will have a wire threaded through it to remove any resistance issues with the rubber and to ensure there are no hot spots. In use it is deisgned to clamp the labia and then allow for you to attach the rubber tubing to your e-stim control box for some added 'stimulation'. It should be a lot of fun, especially in BDSM scenes.

This was the first prototype design, the little icons at the bottom of the pic show how many steps it took to sculpt in 3D using Fusion 360:

Image showing the design of my pussy clamp in Fusion360
Here is a sneak peek at the design I have drawn in Fusion 360

Here are three of my Mr Hankeys Dildos

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Here are three of my Mr Hankeys Dildos

Mr Hankeys Dildos are definitely for the lovers of larger sex toys

I am delighted that you can now buy Mr Hankeys dildos in the UK from sexmachines.co.uk, they have a fantastic range available and so I thought I should make a short clip of some o fthe ones that I own that are available from there.

Mr Hankeys Toys is a USA based manufacturer of body-safe silicone dildos and their designs are incredible, I have reviewed five of their creations now and the last one was supplied to me by sexmachines.co.uk.

Custom Printed Sex Toy Charging Cable Clips

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Custom Printed Sex Toy Charging Cable Clips

Making charging my sex toys even easier

I have just finished printing off my first sex toy chaging cable label clip using my Ender 3 printer and to be honest, I am quite happy with the results. I have always had a problem with locating the right sex toy charging cable to charge my toys. It is a common problem especially when you have as many sex toys as I do.

I used a design I found online and edited it in Fusion 360 to add the name Rocks Off to the tag. I love the results and it was a good prototype to print out. I am now going to design my own with a much smaller clip as this one is for ethernet cables so it is too loose on a USB charging cable. But it was proof of concept.

Hardcore BDSM Fun Ahead With The Help Of Lodbrock

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Hardcore BDSM Fun Ahead With The Help Of Lodbrock

Lodbrock make amazing hand crafted BDSM equipment

I am fortunate to have been given the opportunity to review some fantastic handcrafted BDSM products from Lodbrock.com.

Lodbrock is a German company specialising in handcrafted BDSM products, and their range of products is breathtaking. Their designs remind me of medieval dungeon equipment, the sort of thing you would see in a film, and the quality is exceptional.

I have just had a Goo Plate delivered, and I was blown away when I opened up the sturdy packaging, and I am so looking forward to putting it to the test on sub 'r' on Sunday at TP Dungeon (one of my favourite BDSM venues).

Now I have The Ability To Create My Own Dildos - 3D Printing

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Now I have The Ability To Create My Own Dildos - 3D Printing

Making 3D printed dildos and bondage equipment is so much fun

Anyone who reads my blog and my reviews knows that I do love a good bit of quim sticking fun. I relish using highly detailed and textured dildos and other sex toys.

For a while now, I have contemplated getting myself a 3D printer so that I can experiment and have lots of kinky fun with one. I have been inspired by Deviant Designs. Their kinky fuckery with 3D printed products is legendary, and they have spurred me into action.

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