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Joanne's Christmas Electrosex And Estim Gift Guide

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Joanne's Christmas Electrosex And Estim Gift Guide

If you want to impress, then give the gift give a hands free orgasm to someone for Christmas

This year don't give the gift of socks, woolly hats or terrible jumpers. Gift the gift of an orgasm. A fantastic way to do that is to introduce someone to the beautiful world of hands-free e-stim orgasms.

Now a mainstream activity, electrosex is a fantastic way for any gender to masturbate discreetly and hands-free. It uses tiny electrical currents that are passed through the nerves in our genitals to stimulate the senses directly. Your brain interprets the sensations as pleasure and then boom, say hello to a kinky electron driven orgasm.

Whether you are an ardent e-stim enthusiast or someone completely new to this activity, there is always something new to explore. If you are new then maybe the whole concept of e-stim is confusing you, and you are not sure what equipment you need. This article should come in handy; I will be referencing other guides on things like safety and electrode positions where required.

This article is going to concentrate on two UK companies E-Stim Systems and Electrastim as I have a lot of experience with their equipment. But I will also reference some other companies such as MyStim as they also produce some fantastic gear, but I haven't got much personal experience of their kit (yet).

Estim Inverse Proportionality Pain Rule

While generally not painful, e-stim can surprise you if you panic

Catchy title, eh? What the heck is the E-stim Inverse Proportionality Pain Rule? Well, it's a term that I just came up with to cover an often overlooked effect when playing with electrosex equipment.

It is quite simple. The sensations that you feel are inversely proportional to the surface area of the electrodes in contact with your body. So the smaller the contact surface, the more intense the stimulation. Or in other words, you will get a painful zap if you remove an electrode while the power is switched on.

Think of it like this; proportional pain is what we are all used to. Imagine dipping your toe into bathwater that is far too hot. It hurts, and so you immediately lift your toe out of the water to remove the source of the pain. That is proportional pain, if you continued dipping your other toes and then your foot into the water, the pain would increase.

Worlds First Condom Specialty Shop - Condomerie

Condomerie is a wealth of condom information and carry a vast range of condoms and other products

While at Erofame, my Stunt Cock and sub'r' came across an absolutely fantastic company and stand from Amsterdam in the Netherlands.

It was fascinating to learn more about this amazing store that has been in business since 1st May 1987.

Condomerie was born out of necessity during the early days of the HIV and Aids epidemic in the '80s.

Their mission was to bring condoms to everyone, young and old, and they opened their iconic store in the centre of Amsterdam and have never looked back.

Show Stigma The Finger

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Show Stigma The Finger

We should all strive to break down the stigma associated with sex

"I think it can be difficult for young lesbian or young gay, bisexual, transgender to come out and be open with who they are because there's such a huge stigma attached to that preference of their sexuality."

Nafessa Williams - Google Search

One of my favourite sex toy manufacturers, Hot Octopuss, has recently started a campaign to raise awareness about the stigma surrounding sex, masturbation. They quite rightly want to raise awareness about sexual oppression that takes many forms, often through stigmas and stereotypes.

This struck a chord with me as I am disabled and face that stigma every day. They recently started an advertisement campaign in New York that was shut down because it showed some skin which is ridiculous.

Fantastic Black Friday And Cyber Monday SexToy Sales

You can save big time in these sextoy sales

Looking for a bargain, who isn't? These Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales have to be seen to be believed. Get yourself ready for a very kinky Christmas by grabbing a bargain for yourself or that special friend who needs spoiling.

Disclaimer - This post contains some affiliate links, if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information about affiliate links check out my disclosure page. This page has been put together to higlight some great bargains for my readers.

Ten Safety Tips For E-stim And Electrosex

Stay alive, don't fry your tackle and enjoy hands-free orgasms

E-stim or Electrosex involves putting electrical current through your sex organs - eeek!

Doing so may be something that intruiges you but also worries you a little. You may be curious about just how safe this activity is and how you can introduce electricity into your sex play safely. So, as we are investing in video recording equipment and I'm basically still pretty camera shy. I talked my Stunt Cock into doing our first e-stim educational video (I fluttered my eyes a lot and promised him so seriously kinky sex afterwards). I think he did a pretty good job of it.

So here he is to give you ten basic safety rules and tips to keep you safe when you stim.

We intend to do several educational videos about this fantastic activity, and this is the first one.

So, check out Stunt Cock's video, please be kind and leave him a helpful comment on Youtube.

Chasing an E-stim Hands-Free Orgasm

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Chasing an E-stim Hands-Free Orgasm

If the thought of enjoying a hands-free orgasm piques your interest, then read on

Since being introduced to Electrosex or E-stim by Mick from E-Stim Systems four years ago, I have relished the hands-free orgasms that it can deliver.

I started off using the humble Series 1 control box from E-stim Systems, and while it is no longer in production, I still use it occasionally for its raw power and simple controls.

Over the years, I have reviewed and also enjoyed so many e-stim control boxes. I have two favourites though, the 2B Control Box from E-Stim Systems is by far my favourite control box, but the Series 1 Remote comes in a close second. The Remote gives you so many different play styles, and it is fun to be able to have someone else control things from afar. It lends itself to BDSM play well but don't let that put you off, it is a TV star in its own right and can also deliver enormous pleasure as well as painful zaps when required.

I also enjoy playing with the Axis Control Box from Electrastim; it has some fun little features such as a proximity sensor and a very sensitive movement sensor. I tend to use it for predicament bondage play, and the handy travel case makes it an ideal travel companion.

Erofame 2019 - Day 2 Pounding The Boards And Making New Friends

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Erofame 2019 - Day 2 Pounding The Boards And Making New Friends

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are bang in the middle of it

After a lovely evening and a good nights sleep, it was on to day 2 of Erofame over in Hannover in Germany.

Our first day saw us visiting companies that we love and have worked with in the past to catch up with new developments and product releases. We had decided that day two would see us introducing ourselves to new companies that had caught our eyes.

Condomerie Amsterdam

The first of these companies was Comdomerie Amsterdam. We were blown away by their fantastic display of fun novelty condoms. With all sorts of designs and sizes on offer, there was something for everyone.

Erofame 2019 - Day 1 Checking In With Old Friends

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Erofame 2019 - Day 1 Checking In With Old Friends

Erofame is Europe's biggest adult trade show and we are in the middle of it

After a hearty breakfast Stunt Cock and sub'r' set off on the short journey (over the road) from their hotel to Erofame. But before I tell you all about this fantastic show let me tell you how much fun we had getting here.

Image showing our brand new Mercedes from EuropcarAs with last year, the gods had smiled upon us, and we had a fantastic time which started at Hamburg Airport yesterday when Europcar gave us a free two-level upgrade on our hire car. After processing the paperwork and walking to the garage, we found that we had been allocated a brand new Mercedes C200 with only 11km on the clock - Woohoo!

Now driving a car like this is fantastic, but we first had to navigate our way through the centre of Hamburg to the Autobahn where we could see just how much fun a car like this can be. All I can say is WOW, and thank you Europcar.

We are staying in the Ramada which is just over the road from Erofame, which is handy. Our room is charming, but after a full day of travelling, we just got our heads down ready for Day 1 of Erofame.

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