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Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring

I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.

Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.

"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."

Joanne

They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.

Rocks Off Bamboo Fire 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator Review

The chisel shaped clitoral pleaser

One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably priced vibrators and sex toys. Don't let the fact that they are cheap put you off though. I have the utmost respect for the genius in their orgasm engineering department. He or she designs first-class vibrators.

I was delighted when they asked if I would review their Bamboo Fire Vibrator for them. This is a design that they have had on the books for a while. I have had my eye on it, and so I jumped at the chance to treat my clit to some Rocks Off loving again.

I like Rock-Off vibes; I find that they work well with my masturbation style. I always have no problems getting off with them. This one didn't disappoint.

Joanne

The Bamboo Fire was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. That has not affected the outcome of this review in any way.

I didn't have to wait long for it to arrive and I must say it looks fantastic. I guess that you are more interested in how it performs though and so on with the review.

Rocks Off Atomic Streamlined Elegance Vibrator Review

The little vibrator with the devils horns

I have quite a few Rocks Off vibrators and have found them to be reliable an to deliver the goods. I was therefore delighted when they asked me to review the Atomic Streamlined Elegance for them.

They sent me one to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I have had my eyes on this bullet vibe for a while now because of its unique shape.

You can insert it but as it is so small it is better off used as a clitoral vibrator, and it's in this role that it excels. Most clitoral vibrators have only one tip which you can use to focus the sensations, but this one has two.

Joanne

I had visions of placing it above my clit and enjoying the sensations from the two tips, and that is the first thing I did with it.

So did it live up to the fantasy or is my tip going to be to steer clear of this horny devil? Oh and before anyone comments, tinsel is like a pet, it's not just for Christmas ;-)

So Divine Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe Review

Just when you thought the rabbit vibe couldn't get better

I absolutely love Rabbit Vibes, their design really does it for me. I like to be filled as I masturbate, feeling the delicious sensations of having myself open up to accept a sex toy. I also love strong clitoral stimulations as well.

I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking me if I wanted to review one of their latest creations, the Lets Go Crazy rabbit vibe. They sent me this vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review and that has not affected this review in any way.

Quimsticking with a sex toy that is at body temperature is an amazing feeling and this rabbit stands out from the crowd because of this and the amazing thudding g-spot stimulations that it delivers.

Joanne

Now I know its name has some negative connotations for some people but for me, it's talking about fun and that is what I hoped (or should that be hopped) for. Fun and lots of it.

So, why does the Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe have me hopping for joy?

Lovesexy Silky Touch Vibrator Review - SoDivine

A Delightfully Discreet Silicone Coated Vibe

I have been lucky enough to have been able to review four sex toys so far from So Divine, as well as this one I have reviewed the 'Need You Tonight' vibrating bullet as well as the amazing 'Sweetest Taboo' wand style vibrator and the 'Sweet Sensation' Booty Plug. This is my review of another battery operated silicone coated vibrator from So Divine and it features some nice texture on it that feels very nice when it is being used - I do like my textures. I was sent this sex toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.

There is something intensely enjoyable about this vibe that had me wanting to use it again and again. It just feels so comfortable in use and the ridges almost massage your clitoris as you use it.

Joanne

Having spent a lot of time (coughs) researching this sex toy I am happy to be able to tell you all about it. Is it one for the bedside cabinet or is it destined for the bottom of my toy bag? Read on to find out.

Lelo Smart Wand Large

Lelo Smart Wand Large - Where Have You Been All My Life?

I have the original Hitachi Magic Wand and it really does pack a punch but for me in my current circumstances it is just too noisy to be able to use it much so I was looking around for a quieter replacement for it. I came across the Lelo Smart Wand Large that is available in a number of different sizes and it sounded perfect.

I ordered one from Bondara.co.uk and couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could put it to the test to see if it was a good as I had heard.

Try it in the shower for an amazing masturbatory experience unlike anything else I have tried. It has bags of power, is very quiet on its lowest settings and it produces the flesh quiveringly deep rumbly vibrations that I love.

I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the next day.

Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator

Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator - The Inner Selfie Stick

I have been wanting to try out the "Inner-selfie Stick" for a while now and so I jumped at the chance when the really nice people over at Sexcite asked me if I wanted to review it for them. I didn't need asking twice and couldn't wait for the chance to try out this ever so kinky take on the vibrator.

They sent me the Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator from their excellent range of sex toys in exchange for an honest and impartial review.

The Svakom Siime Eye Camera Vibrator is the worlds first camera vibrator and it lets you see what no-one except your doctor has ever seen before. It is bound to be an instant hit with medical fetishist and anyone interested in seeing what happens internally when you orgasm.

I found that using it on my clit whilst viewing the output of the camera was very exciting.

So the question is, am I brave enough to show you what happens inside my vagina when I orgasm? Read on to find out.....

The Rocks Off 7 Speed Butt Throb Butt Plug

No Butts, It's Got To Be Butt Throb

I'm not someone who particularly enjoys a lot of anal action except for the occasional fucking machineprobing when I'm in one of "those" moods and this butt plug from Rocks Off is much bigger than I'd normally opt for. That lead to two problems initially. The first being actually getting it up my bum and secondly I had to try to stop myself from using it vaginally so I could keep trying to get it up my ass as it was so much fun when deep inside my pussy.

It's safe to say that at the end of this review I am going to recommend it for "front door" use as well as "back door" use. The last thing to go where the sun doesn't shine was my Flange Electrode and that is much narrower than this bad boy.

Once I managed to finally get it deep into my ass it sort of popped in as the widest part entered me and I let out a gasp as waves of pleasure washed over me. It wasn't until I switched it on though that it really started to get me off - very quickly I might add.

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