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E-StimRead moreWhen we received the Barbarian dildos from John Thomas Toys to review they included a bottle of J-Jelly lube as a gift.
It was a really lovely thought, and I was over the moon as I have heard so much about J-Lube, a lube in powder form that you mix up as required.
"I can attest to it being extremely effective for both vaginal and also anal play too. Vaginal fisting with it felt amazing, and the consistency really works well on a gloved hand."
Joanne
J-Jelly is the lazy version of this lube, and by that I mean it comes ready mixed as a thick gel.
So rather than just use and enjoy it, I thought it would be better to do a full review of this lube as it is new to me and I presume new to most people too. So let me tell you all about this water-based lube.
Hi, it's sub 'r' here again with another review of a Satisfyer toy, the Sweet Treat.
The Sweet Treat is a clitoral stimulator that looks like a strawberry ice cream cone and it provides lots of orgasms. You may burn some calories at the same time unlike with real ice-cream.
"I also love how the silicone has been shaped to look like a fresh whip ice cream that you get off the ice cream man (the one that comes round here is quite dishy)."
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With us being in lockdown at the moment, I have had lots of time to get to know the Sweet Treat from Satisfyer if you know what I mean ;-)
So here's what I thought of this quirky sex toy, I hope you enjoy.
I always recommend that we should all be using lubes in our sex lives. But did you know you can also get delightfully flavoured lubes that can really enhance your oral sex too?
System JO has produced a Candy Shop range of three flavoured lubes that smell and taste delightful.
"While it is suitable for penetrative fun, it really comes into its own when you use it for foreplay and oral pleasure. When using it this way you can really enjoy the blend and its features."
Joanne
I have enjoyed reviewing one of their Butterscotch flavoured lubes for Harmony in London.
So with a bottle of flavoured lube and my Stunt Cock on hand, it was time to put to the test. So, read on to find out what we both thought of this flavoured lube.
Lube is an often overlooked bedroom accessory that is extremely useful, even I dare say essential for brilliant sex.
I was delighted when Latex, Leather & Lace sent us a bottle of Wicked Jelle water-based anal lubricant.
"As it is so deliciously thick, I often end up playing with it between a finger and thumb watching it stretch as I move them apart."
Joanne
Wicked does some fantastic lubes and we couldn't wait to put this one to the test. I love my job.
So after some intense "cough" thorough testing, I can now let you know our thoughts on this deliciously thick lubricant. So read on for the details about this lube.
With so many lubes on the market, it can often be hard to find which one will work best for you. That is one reason why I love writing lube reviews.
It is always nice to try a new lube and as I go through so much lube (it's a hard life) I am lucky to be able to try lots of lubes out.
"I Loved masturbating with the bottle and have used it several times, enjoying the gentle ridges as I thrust. It is unusual to have a lube bottle that arrives together with the means to enjoy it internally."
Joanne
When we managed to acquire a bottle of Eros Aqua Water-based Lubricant from their stand at Erofame last year I was delighted.
I have heard lots of good things about this lube, and after using it for some time now, I feel the time is right to tell you all about it.
So, here comes another lube review and it's one that I am actually pretty excited about. As a sex toy reviewer, I go through lots of lube, and I am always interested in comparing brands and trying out new lubes.
I need to start buying it in 5l bottles though with the rate that I go through the stuff. I always use lube when masturbating or having sex and it is essential to do so. The inner membranes of the vagina and anus are easily damaged.
"I much prefer thicker lubes and have lost count of how many times I have applied runnier lubes to a fingertip only to find that when said fingertip arrives at my clitoris or anus, it arrives without the lube which is now soaking into my sheets."
Joanne
Lube helps to prevent damage caused by friction, and it also makes things feel so much nicer too.
Latex, Leather and Lace sent me this bottle of Wicked Toy Love Gel For Intimate Toys to get my opinion of it, and so here we go.
I go through an incredible amount of lube; I suppose it goes with the territory with being a sex toy reviewer I guess, and so I am always grateful when I get sent a new lube to evaluate.
The lovely people over at AdultShopIt sent me a tube of Astroglide Gel Waterbased Personal Lube to review and as I have already reviewed the Astroglide Spark Hybrid Lube I was curious to see how this one would perform.
"Once you apply the lube to your intimate parts, it instantly spreads out well, and it provides luxurious lubrication that is very smooth and pleasing."
Joanne
A quick examination of the ingredients though highlighted some interesting materials present in this lube.
Astroglide produces a massive range of personal lubes and so let me tell you about their Gel Water-Based Lube.
As a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.
I have already reviewed the Secret Play Natural Organic Lube, and it is fantastic, right up there with the best and I actually now prefer it over Sliquid H2O.
"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."
Joanne
Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.
I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.
I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to some ingredients commonly used in lubes which is why I have only a few favourites.
I was intrigued when the lovely people over at Latex Leather & Lace got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some new body safe and hypo-allergenic lubes that they were now stocking from Secret Play.
"I found it very easy to apply and spread out, and it feels very luxurious giving a good coating that lasted a long time. This long-lasting property means that you use less, so it makes a bottle go a long way."
Joanne
I was intrigued because I had never heard of Secret Play before and I like to think of myself as educated in the lube department. I eagerly agreed while wondering what my lady bits would make of these new lubes when they arrived.
I have good news though, for anyone who has a fussy foof like me, the two Lubes that I reviewed are both fantastic. So if you are looking for a body-safe lube that won't mess with your vaginas pH levels and isn't full of nasty chemicals then read on.
I reviewed some lubes for Licx two years ago and I was delighted when they sent me a tube of their Gel Lube in exchange for a fair and honest review. I love water-based lubes and especially ones that a lot of care and attention had gone into the ingredients used. I have used their gel lube in the past and I wasn't too impressed with it but I decided to go into this review without any preconceptions about it.
.This lubricant does not contain any spermicide and so has no contraceptive properties so make sure that you use an adequate form of contraception if using it for vaginal/penis sex such as a condom.
Joanne
Licx are a UK based company that have a range of lubricants, gels and wipes and I have had mixed results from their products in the past and so I was looking forward to seeing how this tube of lube would perform.
I am delighted to have been able to review some more products from the Licx range of intimate lubricants and products, these two items are certainly worth checking out as are their range of lubricants - the Deluxe Cream Lube and their Gel Lube, you can read my review of these great products HERE.
I use a lot of lube (goes with the territory I guess) but I have only tried a few arousing gels or creams before. I was also looking forward to testing out the wipes as they come in a handy pocket or handbag sized single use sachets which are very convenient.
I applied it directly onto my clitoris and almost immediately I felt a chilling effect which was probably from the peppermint oil and it felt very nice indeed. It wasn't too overpowering but it just made my clit tingle whilst feeling cold. It was really rather nice.
So on with the review then...
When I heard about a new lube manufacturer in the UK - Licx. I had to get in touch and ask if they could send me some samples to try out and review for them. I am delighted to say that they sent me some of their range of great products to try in exchange for an unbiased review.
As you can imagine I do tend to go through more lubricants than most people, but I guess that comes with the territory and so I enjoy trying new ones out. Constantly searching for the holy grail of lubes.
Licx sent me samples of their two lines of lubricants and each will be reviewed in turn here.
I found that both of these lubes last a long time and their thick nature make them really easy to apply in small quantities without any waste. That makes for a cost effective lube.
So on with the review, how did they both perform?
This is probably my favourite lube from the Sliquid range, it is totally body safe, very effective and being a hybrid lube I can safely use it with my silicone sex toys.
Sliquid Silk is a really good lube that lives up to its name. As with all the lubes in this range it is long lasting, so doesn’t need constant topping up which means you can lay back and just enjoy yourself.
I was sent the Sliquid Silk Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
It is relatively thick which makes it very easy to apply without having it running everywhere. This means that you need less in use and it also means that you get it where you need it most
Bad Dragon have an option on their dildos to have a CumTube fitted and this allows for some pretty intense Creampie fun and games as your dildo can actually be made to ejaculate inside you when you are ready for it. I personally love the feeling of a cock or dildo unloading deep inside me as I push myself over the edge into a powerful orgasm almost as much as I enjoy the sticky wet feeling as a cock or toy is withdrawn from me and it all trickles back out.
Cum Lube is a waterbased lubricant that looks and feels just like the real sticky stuff and it is a lot of fun to play with. It even has a slight salty taste to it (I'd best not get into how I know that LOL).
I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.
If you order a Bad Dragon dildo with a cum tube you get a 250ml bottle of Cum Lube along with a sealed syringe (no sharp needle though thankfully) and the syringe fits the cum tube perfectly. You simply put as much of the Cum Lube into the syringe that you want and then attach the cum tube.
I was keen to try out the Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lube and have used it on numerous occasions now with various butt plugs and also with my Flange e-stim electrode.
I am delighted to say that it performed exactly as expected, being water based and free from parabens and glycerin means that it is kind on your lady (or man) bits.
I found that in use it provided a lot of lubrication but as with all water based lubes I did need to top it up in use especially for fucking machine play. That said though it did last a long time and provided the lubrication I need.
I have tested out another of the great lubes from the Sliquid Naturals Range, this time though it was their water based lube - H2O.
This is a very good lube indeed, a little went a very long way and it is completely body safe - bonus. Everytime I pick up a Sliquid product I am amazed by just how they have got it absolutely right in terms of presentation, ingredients and performance.
I was sent the Sliquid Naturals H2O Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
I found it to be a very sensual lubricant and one that I am delighted to recommend so if you are looking for a body safe water based lube then this one is definitely for you
I thought that this lube was too good to be true as it has many plus points such as being Paraben and Propylene free which makes it very vagina friendly and I had heard that it really did taste great, so it really had a lot to live up to as far as I was concerned.
So did it live up to my high expectations - read on to find out.
I was sent the Sliquid Swirl Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
The real surprise for me was not only the taste but the smell too. It smells wonderfully fruity, and tastes just like strawberries and pomegranate, but it’s not an overpowering flavour. So no cringing at the taste during fun play (that’s as long as you like fruit ;-) )
I am one of those women who often need a bit of lube when I start playing to get things going before my natural juices take over and for years I have been using ID Glide water based lubes.
Even though I now experiment with other types of lube I always have a bottle of this lube in my bedside cabinet drawer just in case I need it.
I have used countless bottles of this lube over the years and it’s a firm favourite of mine. I bought this bottle 2.2Fl/Oz or 55ml from Bondara.co.uk for £4.99 which is a bargain.
Bondara.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has a great line of toys and especially lubes.
If you are looking for a cheap and reliable water based lube that is very toy and body friendly then I would heartily recommend ID Glide Lube.I will continue keeping a bottle of it in my bedside drawer as I trust it and enjoy its feeling and properties.