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  • Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art. Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic Line ceramic dildo for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. There is something about having three different diameters to enjoy that has my pussy purring in satisfaction.Joanne I have had my eyes on their wares for a while now as they are handmade and just look so inviting and Read More
  • Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review. So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that. I was Read More
  • Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    A great way to put a submissive in their place While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well. I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.Joanne Read More
  • Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    These shoes had me feeling like Pussy Galore Last year I was fortunate enough to have been able to visit the Latex, Leather and Lace shop at Barwell in Leicestershire. It was while I was there that I couldn't keep my eyes and hands off the fantastic selection of shoes and boots that they stock. They have a fantastic range of kinky "fuck me" shoes, and I have never seen anything like them in person before, and they blew me away. One pair, in particular, caught my eye and that was this fantastic pair of Black Dice, Casino themed heels. Read More
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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

Displaying items by tag: Uberkinky

LateX Ladies Mask Review

A mask can really set the scene and change your whole personality

Anyone who has read any of my reviews will know that I am more than just a little bit kinky in the bedroom and as I am really getting in to the BDSM scene I was keen to experiment a bit more and so I have recently bought myself this red latex mask from one of my favourite sex toy shops - Uberkinky.co.uk for just £19.99.

I wanted to try a latex mask out as they just look so kinky and so I thought that it was about time that I should try one out.

The best bit though is definitely running you hands over your silky smooth head and gasping when you look at yourself in the mirror. I love the smell of latex and it was a big turn on for me to be encased in latex, I must get myself some outfits to go with this mask to cover more of my body.

Joanne

Now a quick word about allergies, don't try a latex mask out if you have a latex allergy for obvious reasons. But if you, like me don't have a latex allergy then read on to find out what it is like to wear a latex mask.

Fantasy C-Ringz Ultimate Couples Cage Vibrating Cock Ring from Uberkinky

Double The Fun With This Cock Ring

This is the first cock ring that I have reviewed and its a cracker. I obviously had to enlist the aid of my 'Stunt Cock' who is always all too eager to join me in my quest for experimenting with more and more sex toys. I was delighted when I was asked by Uberkinky if I would like to review a cock ring from their range of cock rings for them and I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for this one to arrive as it seemed too good to be true - body safe materials, two vibrators in one toy etc.

I didn't have to wait long as Uberkinky are always super fast with their deliveries and they are always very discreet when it comes to their packaging too.

It's when you turn it on whilst enjoying intercourse that this cock ring really comes into its own as it stimulates both partners.

Joanne

I must admit I was a little under inspired when I took this toy out of the box that it arrived in as the packaging is a little shall we say cramped. But I suppose you could say cosy instead and so I put that behind me and got on with the reviewing process. Would it open my eyes to a whole new world of kinky toys or is it just a gimmick? Read on to find out.

Icicles No 48 Glass Butt Plug with Flower Base Review

A Beautiful Glass Butt Plug That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

I am such a lucky woman and when Uberkinky agreed to send me the stunning Icicles No 48 Butt Plug to review that just confirmed that. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest review and as I am now an avid fan of lets just say, backdoor pleasures I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Glass sex toys can be incredible due to their smooth texture and their ability to be used very effectively for temperature play.

I have found that I can wear this plug for extended periods of time and having sex whilst it's in place is both possible and something that I strongly recommend that you try as the feeling of being so full is incredible.

Joanne

Uberkinky are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and I just love their incredible range of sex toys. It was so hard to choose a butt plug to review as they have just so many to choose from, but (no pun intended so stop giggling) as you will see in the pictures on this review the Icicles No 48 just looks incredible.

Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness from Uberkinky

I was delighted when Uberkinky asked me if I would be interested in reviewing a strap on harness for them and of courseI said that I would be delighted to. I mean, who would turn down the offer of a quality leather harness that would be a great excuse to have some more girly fun? I'm only human and so I jumped at the chance informing my Stunt Cock that he was off the hook as I know he was worried that I would be using it on him by pegging him instead of enjoying it with my friend.

I cannot describe just how much fun I had with my female friend whilst wearing this harness and also whilst being at her mercy with her wearing it as well.

Joanne

Uberkinky have an amazing range of Strap Ons and to this date I have only ever reviewed one strap on and that was for the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel so I was really looking forward to getting my hands (and hips) on the Aslan Leather Driver Strap On Harness.

Trinity Vibes 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo

Super Stretching Fun With This 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo

I was really excited when Uberkinky asked me to review their Trinity Vibes 11 Inch Inflatable Dildo. I like large toys and the thought of one that could expand inside me was very kinky indeed so I jumped at the chance to review it. This was my first inflatable sex toy and it won't be my last.

The pump and valve are very easy to use and I enjoyed inflating it then deflating it over and over again. I am amazed at just how hard this toy goes when fully inflated and it almost feels like a solid dildo at that point.

They sent me this sex toy for free in exchange for an honest and impartial review. So lets get on with it, how did it perform. Did it get me off or is it just filled with hot air?

Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers

Pleasure Or Pain For Your Nipples With The Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers

I was delighted when Uberkinky approached me to ask if I would like to review a set of their Size Matters Max Twist Nipple Suckers. I have very sensitive nipples and love playing with them and having them sucked so I was really looking forward using these on them.

They really do create a lot of suction and you can make your nipples very, very sensitive when using them, you should use a bit of lube as it helps the skin to be drawn into the suckers painlessly and also facilitates a good seal.

This will be my first introduction to nipple suckers and I relish the thought of reviewing more as they are so much fun to use.

IOB-Spec Speculum With Light

Speculum With Light - For Kinky Medical Play

Now Uberkinky are one of my favourite UK sex toy retailers and one day I hope to be able to review products for them in an official capacity but until that day I will keep ordering some of their incredibly kinky wares and enjoying them immensely. They have some extremely kinky products and have a great reputation for customer care and support.

Now mention a Speculum to most women and it will have them cringing with memories of uncomfortable and highly emabarrassing internal examinations at the doctors but it doesn't have to be like that.

Imagine having your partner doing the exam or using it yourself with a mirror for explore your own body and you will soon see what it is that made me order one to have some fun with.

Why would you want to use a Speculum on yourself? Well I can think of a few reasons for doing so, firstly it will allow you to have a look inside yourself at something few people have seen. Secondly it allows you to have some pretty wild medical fetish sessions using it for doctors and nurses role play.

So can using a Speculum be pleasurable and stimulating? You will have to read on to find out...

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