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E-StimRead moreFor anyone who doesn't know what the Motorbunny is - where have you been? The Motorbunny is a Sybian® style ride on sex machine, and I was incredibly lucky to have had to opportunity to use one when I was sent a Motorbunny to review.
When visiting Erofame this year Stunt Cock and sub'r' had stopped for a drink at one of the cafes when they heard the unmistakable sound of a Motorbunny being revved up.
Finishing their drinks quickly sub'r' almost dragged Stunt Cock over to the stand where the noise was coming from. You see the Motorbunny is her all-time favourite sex machine and she was so excited to see it at Erofame.
They were both delighted to hear about the new range of silicone attachments for the Motorbunny and sub'r' couldn't believe her luck when Motorbunny said they would send us a few to review, it was like a dream come true for her. So read on to find out what sub'r' and I thought of these new body-safe attachments.
I am delighted to have a review published in Darkside Magazine Edition 9, and this is the third time that I have written for them.
This edition features a side by side comparison of the Motorbunny and Sybian ride on sex machines.
Check it out and enjoy the rest of the magazine, you can buy your copy from the Darkside Magazine Website.
The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all around the world.
It's without a doubt the most powerful vibrator that I have ever had the privilege of having between my legs but getting the most out of it requires some thought and lots of practice.
It's all too easy just to straddle it and then really ramp up the power too quickly but that will leave you sore and probably a little jaded about its capabilities. Instead, follow these simple steps to ensure that you get the most out of a Sybian.
I had a lot of fun drawing my latest character for my Halloween review which will be coming out next week. No clues as to what it's about though but you may be able to guess.
When I posted a sneak preview of the character on Twitter the lovely Karen at Sybian.com asked if she could have permission to use it in some posts and I agreed as she is so lovely and I love the Sybian brand.
I then had an idea and tweaked the image to enable Karen to use it to advertise the Venus Male Masturbator and if you've read my review of the Venus you'll know that it can work on even a flaccid cock - much like a Zombie cock I guess. So I tweaked the image for Karen and sent her this one to use in this holidays advertising posts on social media. I am quite happy with the results.
You can buy the Venus in the US from - http://www.venusformen.com
In the UK you can buy and also rent one to try from - http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk
I gave him that name as he isn't much into 'Brains', he prefers to "grab em by the pussy".
"Only the Venus can raise the dead".
I was asked to review the MotorBunny sex machine by the amazing @CaraSutra as part of her Pleasure Panel Reviewer Program. I jumped at the chance to try this new entry into the marketplace as it isn't often that you get to try a new sex machine now is it?
The MotorBunny borrows its roots from the amazing Sybian sex machine, for those of you who haven't heard of the Sybian - where have you been all of your life? It's a veritable legend, a TV and radio star in its own rights and riding it caused me to squirt for the first time in my life. Oh, happy memories.
An orgasm on the Motorbunny is like someone has dropped a hand-grenade into a kettle. Yes, the water slowly starts to boil and then 'BANG' the grenade explodes and blows the kettle apart.
Joanne
Having thoroughly enjoyed a Sybian I was really keen to see just how well the MotorBunny would perform, as the Sybian is a hard act to follow.
I have been dying to be able to review a Sheets Of San Francisco (SOSF) product ever since I bumped into their stand at the ETO show in 2016. I was blown away by the materials that they use. So you can imagine my excitement when the lovely Karen at Sybian.com got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the new Sybian cover made in collaboration with SOSF. Not only was I going to get to enjoy a Sybian again with the help of Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk but I was finally going to get to review a SOSF product. After much grinning and clapping of hands together I sat back waiting for all of the pieces to fall into place for the review.
It doesn't get better than this, you can squirt with confidence, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to ruin your Sybian investment and then you can just throw the fluid proof cover into the laundry and pour a glass of post orgasmic wine - sweet.
Joanne
I didn't have to wait long at all and I stood with excitement welling up inside me looking at a Sybian and a lovely black box containing the new cover for it. So after all this time and anticipation what do I really think of the materials produced by SOSF and more importantly is the cover worth the money if you already own a Sybian? Read on to find out.
I was happilly tweeting away one day when Karen sent me a message asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations - the silicone G-Egg? I replied that I would love to but I don't own a Sybian (unfortunately) as I got hold of one through @FuckMachineIan's rental service. To my delight Karen got in touch with Ian and they both worked some magic. Two weeks later a Sybian arrived with not just one new silicone attachment to review but three. I couldn't believe my luck and actually considered going out and buying a National Lottery ticket as my luck was running high. I was spoilt for choice with a G-Egg, an Orb and a Triple Delight attachment all in a stunning shade of purple (my favourite colour).
Now, for those of you that don't know the Sybian is a legendary sex toy and a star of TV and radio shows alike, it has the ability to literally rip orgasms from you again and again and can be an instrument of sweet bliss or absolute torture depending on whose hands the controls are in. I really enjoyed previously reviewing one and you can read that review HERE.
It was like an epiphany when I found the sweet spot and I just kept orgasming over and over again with it and for those of you curious, yes it made me squirt.
Joanne
I had been given a Sybian for a week so that I could get to know all three attachments intimately and can honestly say it was one hell of a week but I don't think the neighbours like me anymore LOL. So, what's the fuss all about with the new range of Silicone Sybian Attachments? Well read on to find out just how good they are and why if you own a Sybian you should consider getting some of them in to enjoy.
I am beside myself with excitement, I have just learnt that I will be reviewing the new silicone sybian attachments, the G-Egg, Orb & Triple Delight.
I feel like the luckiest reviewer alive to have been selected to be one of the first to review these awesome looking silicone attachments. Body safe materials are a definite bonus in any sex toy and silicone is by far the best type of material due to it being non-porous and phthalate free making it hypoallergenic - body safe for short.
I have already reviewed the amazing Sybian sex machine and you can read my full review of it HERE. So you can imagine my delight when Karen (@SybianMaker) the designer of these new attachments got in touch with me asking if I would be interested in reviewing them - needless to say I didn't have to think about it for long before I said yes but I would need help. Karen then got in touch with Ian (@FuckMachineIan) who runs an amazing fucking machine and Sybian rental service to see if he could help and he stepped in to lend me a Sybian for my review - Thank you Ian.
So i am just waiting now for the new silicone sybian attachments to arrive with Ian before he then sends the G-Egg Orb and Triple Delight on to me for a weekend of orgasmic highs, to say I can't wait would be an understatement as the Sybian has to be tried so you can understand its sheer ability to rip orgasms out of you.
I can't wait......
If you want to find out more about the Sybian then read my review of it HERE or check out Karens site - https://www.sybian.com
To find out more about Ians fucking and sex machine rental service then click here - http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk
This is one question that I get asked regularly and I always say it is amazing. Well in this short video I show you just how the attachment moves around inside a woman and how incredibly powerful it is when vibrating. The attachment almost wants to fly off the machine, enjoy the video.
So what are you waiting for, read the full of the Sybian review. CLICK HERE
As with anything else, it always pays to do your research when planning a major purchase. Hopefully, this guide will give you a few pointers to check up on before you part with your cash. Sex and Fucking Machines are expensive pieces of equipment, and as with any type of product out there the marketplace is filled with everything from junk to amazing bargains. I should know as I have tried the best and the worst.
This article aims to describe the different types of sex machines out there and what to look at when considering buying one. With some luck, it will help you avoid buying a lemon and mean that you get more fun and enjoyment out of your new bedroom accessory.
"Buying a Sex Machine is a huge commitment, there is a lot of choices available, and it definitely pays to do your homework and find out what really makes the machine that you are interested in better than the rest."
Joanne
I have to state that I don’t yet own a Sybian (but it is high on my list of wants or should I say needs). So I decided to hire one after realising that you can do so from www.fmachinefun.co.uk
I came extremely quickly on the Sybian and actually squirted for the first time in my life (Yay for me). The vibrations are so strong you tend to lose focus on everything that is going on around you. All that you can feel and is the throbbing of your clitoris as it gets vibrated into an high state of arousal.
The Sybian is very expensive and is way out of my price league at £1370. So I decided to try the effective rental service from Fmachinefun.