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Sex Toy Reviews - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews | 2015

Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

A great way to put a submissive in their place

While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well.

I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.

Joanne

I have used spreader bars before when visiting dungeons like TP Studios in Cannock and it was so much fun being able to have the time to give one a lot of use.

I have used and enjoyed it, and my Stunt Cock has also enjoyed using it on one of his submissives, so it has had quite a bit of use since it arrived here from Germany.

Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

Well my cheeky nature has landed me in the hot seat this time. Whilst chatting with another sextoy reviewer (the delightful @brunettereviews on twitter) the conversation came round to pinwheels and our love of electrosex so I cheekily mentioned to Mick at E-Stim Systems that if he ever needed any reviewing we would be two willing volunteers. Mick to my delight took us up on the offer and in no time at all a Double Pinwheel arrived together with a tube of their great Electrogel (Read my review of it HERE). Oops, it looks like I landed both myself and Brunette Reviews with a torture device to review.

I will be brutally honest here, when I took it out of its case I was terrified by it. There is something medieval about it and the pins on the two rotating pinwheels are very, very sharp. I had serious reservations about using it on my skin even without connecting it to one of my E-stim control boxes but having done so I can just sum it up with OMG!

These rotating pinwheels are what this toy is all about and they strike fear into anyone who is about to have it used on them as they just look so incredibly dangerous and painful. However, whilst it looks painful and dangerous how it feels in use is not what you would expect.

Joanne

It's incredible on its own but attached to a control box the feelings are sublime. So read on to find out why you should definitely consider adding one of these electrodes to your e-stim electrode collection.

Magnum E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

The Magnum Bipolar Electrode - Enjoying The Ballistic Curve

Now for those of you who follow my blog and my reviews it will be no secret that I really, really enjoy E-stim fun and games. I was delighted when the nice people over at E-stim Systems got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing another electrode for them but this time with a completely new finish. Obviously I jumped at the chance, I mean what is a girl to do when presented with an offer like that.

I particularly like using it on the Milk setting on my ElectroPebble or ElectroHelix as I find this setting to be one that really teases me and gently brings me up to some earth shattering orgasms.

I opted for the bullet shaped Magnum™ as I had a suspicion that it would make anal Electrosex easier for me and I wasn't mistaken. More on its delightful curves in a moment but suffice to say this is the electrode if you are new to anal pleasures as it really is an amazing shape.

Bobble E-Stim Electrode From E-Stim.co.uk

The Bobble Bipolar Electrode - Good Filling Fun

I am really getting to enjoy e-stim fun and so far I have enjoyed the Flange and the Deviant with my Intro2Electro For Her Pack. Both of these are great electrodes but I now have a new favourite in the shape of the Bobble which is one of the latest additions to the range of electrodes from e-stim.co.uk within their new Red Collection.

I love to slowly raise the power on my control box, at first feeling a very light tingling sensation, almost like butterfly wings caressing my pussy before turning it up higher and letting out a sigh as I feel my pussy muscles contracting around the Bobble.

The very nice people over at e-stim.co.uk sent me this Bobble in exchange for an honest and fair review and it will in no way affect the outcome of this review.

This is my first electrode in a mirror finish and it is simply stunning but what I like about it most though is its shape, which for me is a heck of a lot of fun. This bad boy really fills me up and definitely delivers some shockingly good orgasms time after time.

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