Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

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Icicles Rose Tentacle Glass Dildo No 24 from Pipedream

A Stunningly Practical Glass Dildo

As soon as I laid my eyes on this dildo I thought to myself that I have to have it, so I treated myself and it was a great choice. It is simply stunning and a real work of art, it was a shame to slide it into my pussy (who am I kidding). I found it to be a great glass dildo. If you have never used a glass dildo before then read on by the end of this review I hope to have convinced you to give one a go.

I bought my Icicles Rose Tentacle Glass Dildo No 24 (that's a bit of a mouthful so I will just call it the tentacle dildo from hereon in) from SexShop365.co.uk and at the time of writing this review it is on special offer for £54.63

SexShop365.co.uk is a well established UK sex toy retailer that has a great range of adult products and good customer service coupled with discrete delivery.

The size and shape of the toy isn’t too large as to make it feel like it was stretching me open, which is a positive as it makes it easy and very enjoyable to not only thrust it in and out, but to twist it around as well.

7 Function Gushing Rabbit Vibrator

The Rabbit That Almost Hit The Spot

I can't say that I have enjoyed writing this review as mediocre product reviews are much harder to write than good ones. If I had to sum up this Rabbit Vibrator in one word it would in fact be "Meh". Yes I know it's a pretty poor choice of words but that matches my pretty poor choice when I bought this Rabbit, albeit with high hopes when I did so.

I bought it as it is billed as a "Gushing Rabbit", in other words you can get it to ejaculate inside you with your chosen liquid inside it. Might I suggest either CumLube or Spunk Lube Pink - wink, wink as I love these products and they suit this application very well indeed.

If they had got this feature right then in my opinion it would be a great Rabbit vibe but alas it falls a bit short of the mark. "Why's that Joanne?" I hear you cry, well bear with me and I will point out the bad bit as well as the good bits, yes this rabbit does have good points so it's not all bad news.

The gushing or ejaculation feature is an amazing idea and it does work, however the squirter is made from a very soft material that not only easily pulls off the tube, but if the lube you put inside is watery it tends to squirt out the side and not deep inside you which lets face it isn't where it's supposed to go.

Ok big intake of breath, here we go.....

www.sexshop365.co.uk

sex toys 365

SexShop365.co.uk

These guys have a great selection of adult sex toys and carry a large selection of Glass Toys.

I have seen their range of products grow over many years of shopping with them and would highly recommend their services.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

Glass Navy Blue Spiral Dildo from Phallix

Sexy Smooth Glass Dildo With A Twist

I bought myself this dildo about three years ago and it has been a frim (please excuse the pun) favourite of mine since then I love it for a number of reasons that will be explained below but if you have never tried a glass dildo then where have you been hiding, they are beautifull, sexy and very effective.

I bought my glass navy blue spiral dildo from SexShop365.co.uk and at the time of writting this review it is on special offer for £66.50

SexShop365.co.uk is a well established UK sex toy retailer that has a great range of adult products and good customer service coupled with discrete delivery.

I love the sensations this toy gives as it glides smoothly, with the ridges causing extra sensations and stimulation that really make the toy great to use.

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