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Universal Fucking Machine Dildo Adaptor

Universal Stainless Steel Fucking Machine Adaptor

One of the biggest problems with having fun with Fucking Machines is the limited number of dildos that you can attach to them. Most fucking machines come with a Vac-u-lock adaptor which is great for quick dildo swaps but it ties you down to just a small range of dildos. I wanted to be able to use pretty much any dildo with my machines and so after looking round for solutions to this problem I found this one at

One of my favourite uses of this adaptor is to use it to mount my Bad Dragon Flint dildo which allows me to fuck myself with it hard and fast to an amazing orgasm.

Boom Chi 10 Speed Silicone Vibrator

The Boom Chi - A Sleek Silicone Vibrator

I was sent the Chi to review by the nice people over at in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. Who was I to argue, I love silicone vibrators and this one looked really nice in the pics that I had seen on their website.

The Boom line of vibrators is new and I was looking forward to experiencing one of them myself. There are nine vibrators in the range and these include the Orna, the Olive, the Maple, the Elm, the Miki, the Lina, the Ayla, the Hada and finally the Chi which I have been sent.

The Boom Chi is a stylish water resistant 100% silicone vibrator with ten different settings. It costs just £39.99 which is £10 under the manufacturers RRP.

I find that penetration is incredibly easy with this toy due to its very rounded tip, it parts your inner lips easily and guides itself inside.

So on with the review, I have given this vibrator a thorough thrashing, so how does it perform?

Vibe Therapy Dive Slimline Pink Silicone Vibrator

A Silicone Vibrator That Doesn't Hold Back On The Power

I couldn't wait to get the packaging openI was asked by the good people over at Sexcite if I would be interested in reviewing a product for them and I of course jumped at the chance to try something new - in the interests of science I must add and not just because I love sex toys.

They sent me the Vibe Therapy Slimline Silicone Vibrator from their excellent range of Vibrators in return for an honest and unbiased review of the vibrator, its performance and their service.

The Dive is billed as a lavish waterproof 100% silicone vibrator with seven different functions. It doesn't carry a hefty price tag (costing just £23.99) and this often means performance that is "almost there", the Dive shatters this preconception by bringing very quiet and powerful motors to the party. Was I surprised? - Yes.

I ended up fucking myself with the Dive hard and fast occasionally slipping it out to tease my clit before plunging it back into my pussy until I came really hard.

So on with the review, I'll be getting to more of the juicy details in a bit - I promise.....

Beginners Guide To Sex Machines

Thinking About Buying A Sex Or Fucking Machine?

As with anything else, it always pays to do your research when planning a major purchase. Hopefully this guide will give you a few pointers to check up on before you part with your cash. Sex and Fucking Machines are expensive pieces of equipment and as with any type of product out there the marketplace is filled with everything from junk to amazing bargains. I should know as I have tried the best and the worst.

The aim of this article is to describe the different types of sex machines out there and what to look at when considering buying one. With some luck it will help you avoid buying a lemon and mean that you get more fun and enjoyment out of your new bedroom accessory.

"Buying a Sex Machine is a huge commitment, there is a lot of choice available and it definitely pays to do your homework and find out what really makes the machine that you are interested in better than the rest."


7 Function Gushing Rabbit Vibrator

The Rabbit That Almost Hit The Spot

I can't say that I have enjoyed writing this review as mediocre product reviews are much harder to write than good ones. If I had to sum up this Rabbit Vibrator in one word it would in fact be "Meh". Yes I know it's a pretty poor choice of words but that matches my pretty poor choice when I bought this Rabbit, albeit with high hopes when I did so.

I bought it as it is billed as a "Gushing Rabbit", in other words you can get it to ejaculate inside you with your chosen liquid inside it. Might I suggest either CumLube or Spunk Lube Pink - wink, wink as I love these products and they suit this application very well indeed.

If they had got this feature right then in my opinion it would be a great Rabbit vibe but alas it falls a bit short of the mark. "Why's that Joanne?" I hear you cry, well bear with me and I will point out the bad bit as well as the good bits, yes this rabbit does have good points so it's not all bad news.

The gushing or ejaculation feature is an amazing idea and it does work, however the squirter is made from a very soft material that not only easily pulls off the tube, but if the lube you put inside is watery it tends to squirt out the side and not deep inside you which lets face it isn't where it's supposed to go.

Ok big intake of breath, here we go.....

Sex Toy Material Guide

Which Sex Toy materials are best?

Your foremost consideration when selecting a sex toy, whether it be a vibrator, dildo or anything for that matter is what material it's made out of. Some materials are amazing for sex toys and some are outright dangerous, I hope to shed some light on the best and the very worst of them out there to hopefully help you make an informed decision as to your next purchase. So in other words I am going to highlight:

"Materials I think are good for the pink and materials I'd frown at even for the brown."

To start off then I will concentrate on the best materials for sex toys and these are:

  • Silicone
  • Glass
  • Stainless Steel
  • Ceramic
  • Wood
  • Hard Plastic
  • Aluminium

These are by far the best materials for sex toys and all of them are Phthalate free (more on this later in this article). All are non-porous which means that they don't have microscopic holes in them that are ideal breading grounds for bacteria and as such they can be safely shared if they are sterilised between users.

Remember that all of your sex toys should be non-porous, this makes them easy to clean and above all safe to use. Porous sex toys harbour bacteria that are very difficult to kill even with sex toy cleaners and these toys can easily give you bad yeast infections or worse.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured

I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £38.95 which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.

This is another dildo that I have used with my F-Machine Pro and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.

This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

I was sent the Loveline Leah Vibrator by in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £21.95 which is excellent value for money for what is a very nice entry level vibrator with some great characteristics.

A really lovely toy that both looks and feels great. I love the range of speeds, and the quietness of the motor. It would make an ideal choice for a first time vibe.

Loving Joy Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

I bought this rabbit from as I had worn out my trusty Futuretech Rabbit. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my amazing F-Machine Pro fucking machine.

I, like many other women out there love rabbit vibrators and I've had quite a few in the past. This one is a really great rabbit toy. It is a relatively quiet toy, but not silent, I just turn the telly up a notch and can confidently use it when others are in the house. A good size, with great texture and some great speed settings ensures that the clit stim does absolute wonders.

At the time of writing the Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe costs just £34.95 which is great value for a sex toy that performs as well as this one does. The price had dropped since I was last browsing for rabbit vibes and so I was happy to save a couple of pounds on the deal from

Bad Dragons Elden The Faerie Dragon

Bad Dragons Elden The Faerie Dragon

I bought this dildo from Bad Dragon as I have read some amazing reviews about their toys. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my F-Machine Pro.

This is a really amazing toy. If you don’t want to use the standard shape and feel toys all the time then I highly recommend getting a bad dragon toy. They really are great for fantasy play, it feels amazing in use, with the texture adding that extra touch and the knot finishes this toy off nicely.

At the time of writing the Elden The Faerie Dragon costs just £77.31 which seems a bit expensive but when you realise that it is hand made out of 100% Platinum-cure Silicone you soon realise that it is money well spent.

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