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Spanking Machine v.2 Review

Machine delivered corporal punishment

I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them.

The chance to review another sex machine was too good to miss and as I do enjoy a good spanking, and so does submissive 'r' I jumped at the chance.

"I have been on the receiving end of it a couple of times now, but it is submissive 'r' who has really tested this out under the steadying hand of my Stunt Cock."

Joanne

I was then left viewing the assembly video on the sexmachines.co.uk website to understand how it all goes together so that I didn't waste any time when it arrived.

I didn't have to wait long as sexmachines.co.uk are always very quick with their deliveries.

uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking Machine Review

A fucking machine that was so much fun to get to know - intimately.

With a myriad of fucking machines on the market, it is always hard to work out what is good or merely a waste of money. I love reviewing sex machines as it means that there is more information out there for customers to make informed decisions before parting with their hard-earned cash.

I was therefore delighted when Sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking for another impartial review of one of the best selling machines, the uFuc Pro.

"It has a lot of power, even managing to start a double ended dildo slowly when it was fully inserted after I had stopped it on purpose. Some cheap machines don't have the torque to do that, and you go from stop to high speed, but this one is smooth and fantastic. I was genuinely impressed."

Joanne

I jumped at the chance of reviewing another machine for them, and they sent me this one in exchange for a fair and impartial review.

So without letting anything out of the bag read on to find out if this one is a keeper or just a wannabee performer.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation - Comparison

Another Toy That Really Sucks - But In a Very Good Way

The market place is now pretty swamped with suction based clitoral stimulators and one of the first brands to produce them is Satisfyer and I've reviewed a number of their clitoral stimulators on my site.

Out of all of them I liked the cheapest one the Satisfyer 2 the most and that surprised me. My second favourite was definitely the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and whilst it out performed the cheaper one it lacked the controls that I wanted to effectively edge myself and it was a bit of a let down in that regard.

Fast forward to now and Satisfyer appear to have listened to the criticism aimed and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and they have brought out an updated version - the Gen 2. I was delighted when they sent me one to review as it meant that I could do a direct comparison between the two models. Alas though that was not to be, as my Satusfyer Pro 2 gave up the ghost just before its replacement arrived. Whilst it meant I could still enjoy the new model it also meant that direct performance comparisons wouldn't be possible unfortunately.

The nozzle is larger than on the original and this for me makes it an even better fit for my bits and it will mean that it's now more suited to a wider audience (no pun intended)

Joanne

So it means that I have to review the Gen 2 model on its own but I can point out some improvements over the previous model and compare them physically to each other, so on with the review.

So Divine ‘Need You Tonight’ Vibrating Bullet

So Divine ‘Need You Tonight’ Vibrating Bullet

I am quite partial to a bit of bullet vibe action and often use them whilst playing with myself, especially if using one of my Fucking Machines as I find them just so easy to use and they provide pin point sensations. So you can understand my delight when So Divine sent me one together with two other vibrators to review.

I particularly enjoy using it when enjoying one of my fucking machines and it adds a huge kick to these sessions and I can quickly finish off this way.

Joanne

I usually have a bullet vibe floating around in my handbag just incase I "feel the urge" when out and about and have used one on numerous occasions for a quickie when the mood strikes. How does the 'Need You Tonight' bullet perform? Read on to find out what I think of it in terms of its performance and its value for money.

So Divine Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand

The Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand Is One For My Bedside Drawer

It isn't often that a company sends me three new sex toys to review and so I was delighted when So Divine sent me one of their Sweetest Taboo Magic Wands together with a silicone coated vibrator and a bullet vibe to review. Watch out for my reviews of the other two toys in the very near future as this review is focussed squarely on the amazing Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand.

I like to read up on new toys prior to their arrival and the dual motors in this wand really caught my attention. What a great idea! You will see why later in the review but needless to say I couldn't wait for it to arrive to get my hands (and other parts of my anatomy of course) on it.

By far its best feature is its ability to be two vibrators rolled into one. This is one sex toy that is staying in my bedside drawer and it will take for something pretty spectacular to come along to evict it from there.

I love magic wand style vibrators for their sheer power and usually have no trouble enjoying some very quick and powerful orgasms but how would this wand compare to my others and is it one to recommend? You can rest assured that I have put in a lot of time getting to know it (purely in the interest of science you know LOL) and feel very qualified to comment on both its performance and value, so without further ado lets get on with the review.

Fleshlight Alien Male Masturbator

Fleshlight Alien Pussy - Do your own probing

When I saw the new Fleshlight Freaks range I was blown away, talk about kinky. With a Vampire, Cyborg, Zombie, Frankenstein and even an Alien pussy to enjoy, I was spoilt for choice. They also have a range of similar dicks that I would love to explore as I do like my kinky dildos. So when I was approached by the nice people over at www.sexcite.co.uk and asked if I would like a Fleshlight Alien to review in exchange for an honest and impartial review I jumped at the chance.

My stunt cock was put on standby and I couldn't wait to see this Fleshlight as the last one I reviewed turned out to be a lot of fun - The Pink Lady Vortex. Obviously a girl needs a bit of help when reviewing a male masturbator and I approach the review from two angles, firstly solo use and secondly use when playing together as a couple. Both are a lot of fun.

I found that the Alien Fleshlight was a very good male masturbator, my stunt cock loves using it and he has done so several times now even after we have finished reviewing it, so that must count for something.

To find out how much fun though, you will have to continue reading the review.

Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire Erotic Ink Vibrator

Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire 10 Speed Vibrator

Sometimes you need something a little bit more than just your fingers and I often just have to grab a vibrator to give my clit a good seeing to, I must say that I do like the Rocks Off ones, as the brand name suggests they do indeed get my rocks off.

I really enjoyed moving it slowly around my clit and the feelings are very intense when you do so especially on the lower speeds as this creates a rumbly sort of vibration.

I recently got chatting with the lovely Angela over at BonneAmour.co.uk and got hold of a Rocks Off RO-120mm Wings Of Desire 10 Speed Vibrator to review. Now so far I have only reviewed bullet vibes and a butt plug from Rocks off but I have found the motors used and the vibrations created in the smaller vibes to be great. Would the 120mm version do the job just as well? Read on to find out.

Shockspot 12 Inch Fucking Machine

Shockspot 12 Inch Fucking Machine

When you ask someone to name their dream car you will often hear names like Ferarri, Porsche and Lambourghini and these cars are at the top of the pyramid and quite rightly so. When it comes to Fucking Machines there are only a couple of contenders for the position of the best one and the Shockspot is definitely a contender for the title. I have been saving for a very long time to be able to get my hands on one of these and have been using it now for just over a month and so I feel that I know it well enough by now to give it a thorough reviewing.

The Shockspot is a sex machine designed and manufactured to order in the USA. I got mine through the lovely people over at www.fmachinefun.co.uk, this is the third machine that I have reviewed from them.

The thing is that this machine is so good you can give yourself a quickie on it or you can really take your time and enjoy a long slow sensuous fuck.

The Shockspot has a pretty good reputation and I certainly put it to the test so how did it perform....

Male Nereid Dildo From Tails and Portholes

Tails and Portholes Male Nereid Dildo

I have heard a lot about Tails and Portholes and their creations and I had to get myself one to review. I bought myself a pre made Male Nereid Dildo from their store in a stunning combination of black and glow in the dark green. This is one toy that can really lighten up a dreary dark evening.

Tails and Portholes is run by Brandie Harris and she's a fully fledged mermaid who makes her own range of accessories out of silicone. It didn't take her long to come up with the idea of a Mer-folk themed dildo and so the Nereid was conceived.

As I started to fuck myself with it I could really feel the head of the toy rubbing on my G-spot and this coupled with the sensations caused by the scales had me getting very excited very quickly.

Now the Nereid looks stunning but does it do the job or is it as useless as a fish out of water? Read on to find out....

Fleshlight Vortex Male Masturbator

Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex - Slip Inside Something Comfortable

This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.

Fleshlight is the brand name for the worlds largest and most popular brand of male masturbators and I have heard a lot about them but this was also going to be my first introduction to them as well as my husbands.

After looking through the extensive Fleshlight range at bondara.co.uk we chose the Vortex to review as the inner texture looks pretty intense and so I ordered one.

I got very turned on using it on my Stunt Cock and found that even for couples it is a great sex toy. Throw in a little light tie tease fun and a blindfold and you have some really naughty fun.

So how did it actually feel? Read on to find out.

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