Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx


Companies that I regularly review for:

E-Stim SystemsBondaraFleshlight
Latex, Leather & LaceMeoUberkinky

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Toy Bag from MEO - Monostrap Backpack Review

A perfectly sized BDSM playbag with so many other uses

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of a piece of BDSM kit, this time the Monostrap Backpack from Meo in Germany.

I was delighted when they asked if we would review this for them as I have been thinking of getting a new play bag for BDSM sessions for a while now - so it was perfect timing.

"I love how comfortable it is to wear, once fitted it fits very snugly indeed and with the velcro strap there is a lot of adjustment to be made for different chest sizes."

Joanne

This toy bag isn't just for BDSM practitioners though as it has a myriad of other uses and is yet functional striking in its design.

So here are my thoughts on this black Meo branded shoulder bag.

Monthly Subscription Box from Dewci Box

A Great Subscription Box From Dewci Box

I was delighted to have been approached by the nice people over at Dewci Box who asked me if I would be willing to review one of their monthly boxes if they sent me one and as I've never reviewed a subscription box before I jumped at the chance of doing an honest review of one for them.

I have to admit though to having some reservations prior to its arrival and these mainly focussed on what was going to be found inside my Dewci Box. After all it's a daunting task to try to put something together that will appeal to all and lets face it I have a huge selection of toys, lubes and other novelties all designed to titilate my senses and get me off. I really thought that what was due to arrive would leave me feeling a little sad as I imagined that it would be too big a hope to think that I would agree with the choices on their way due to being - let's say sexually spoiled LOL.

Now, when it arrived I opened the box with a bit of trepidation. But to say I was blown away with what I found inside would be a huge understatement.

I had waited until I was due to spend a dirty weekend away with Stunt Cock before getting my teeth into the contents of the DewciBox and I had an amazing time, I mean just look at all this lot.

So lets look at what was in the box and why I think it's pretty good value for money.

Licx Arousal Gel and Wipes

Licx Arousal Gel & Intimate Wipes

I am delighted to have been able to review some more products from the Licx range of intimate lubricants and products, these two items are certainly worth checking out as are their range of lubricants - the Deluxe Cream Lube and their Gel Lube, you can read my review of these great products HERE.

I use a lot of lube (goes with the territory I guess) but I have only tried a few arousing gels or creams before. I was also looking forward to testing out the wipes as they come in a handy pocket or handbag sized single use sachets which are very convenient.

I applied it directly onto my clitoris and almost immediately I felt a chilling effect which was probably from the peppermint oil and it felt very nice indeed. It wasn't too overpowering but it just made my clit tingle whilst feeling cold. It was really rather nice.

So on with the review then...

IOB-Spec Speculum With Light

Speculum With Light - For Kinky Medical Play

Now Uberkinky are one of my favourite UK sex toy retailers and one day I hope to be able to review products for them in an official capacity but until that day I will keep ordering some of their incredibly kinky wares and enjoying them immensely. They have some extremely kinky products and have a great reputation for customer care and support.

Now mention a Speculum to most women and it will have them cringing with memories of uncomfortable and highly emabarrassing internal examinations at the doctors but it doesn't have to be like that.

Imagine having your partner doing the exam or using it yourself with a mirror for explore your own body and you will soon see what it is that made me order one to have some fun with.

Why would you want to use a Speculum on yourself? Well I can think of a few reasons for doing so, firstly it will allow you to have a look inside yourself at something few people have seen. Secondly it allows you to have some pretty wild medical fetish sessions using it for doctors and nurses role play.

So can using a Speculum be pleasurable and stimulating? You will have to read on to find out...

Leopard Print Eye Pajamas

Leopard Print Eye Pajamas

I'm a very light sleeper and in the Summer months I find that the morning light is enough to wake me too early and so I started looking round for a sleep mask to wear to hopefully help out with this.

I stumbled across www.eyepajamas.com which is a US company that makes designer sleep masks or as they call them Eye Pajamas and I just had to have one.

I wear it most nights and have even used it in some sexy playtime sessions where it is great for sensory deprivation and light tie tease fun. Having a blind fold on really concentrates your other senses and can be a lot of fun in the bedroom.

Looking through their designs I had to have one of the Leopard print ones as I just love big cats (and small ones as well). They claim to be able to cut out all of the light but how did it perform? Read on to find out.

Cheeky Wash 65ml Antibacterial Cleaner

Cheeky Wash 65ml Antibacterial Cleaner

After hearing about Cheeky Wash online and checking out the manufacturers website this product definitely piqued my interest. Having read the manufacturers blurb it got me even more interested in Cheeky Wash and I jumped at the chance to review it when SexToys.co.uk sent me a bottle in exchange for an honest review.

The manufacturer states:

Cheeky Wash is a NEW exciting and UK made “Sex Wash!” Ideal for sweaty sessions, outdoor loving, naughty camping, film industry, when you don’t want to get up, before work, on lunch, swinging, promiscuous partners and events. You can keep and use this anywhere!

Now I often end up having a naughty rub of myself when out and about and this seemed to be the ideal product for cleaning myself up and removing any smells from my fingers. How do you review a product like this? Thankfully the answer is to have lots of fun yourself and use it to clean up afterwards, I paid a lot of attention to smell and the feel of the cleaner and I wanted to know if it lives up to the manufacturers claims. So on with the review....

"This wash really is a great body wash when you don't have any water to hand. It really does remove body odours (thankfully) and left me feeling fresher as well."

Bound to Tease Ankle Restraints

Bound to Tease Ankle Restraints - For Kinky Sessions

I must be getting kinky in my old age. No let me rephrase that - I am definitely getting kinky in my old age. I love a bit of tie tease and when Bondage Bunnies got in touch with me asking if I could review a product for them I jumped at the chance. Everyone needs a bit of kink in their lives. I love to experiment with light BDSM and let's face it who wouldn't want the opportunity to play with some kinky restraints to heighten the sexual atmosphere when playing with their partner? Don't all shout at once.

Bondage Bunnies sent me their "Bound To Tease Ankle Restraints" in exchange for a fair and factual review and I immediately got to work coming up with imaginative scenarios where they could be put to the test as I was determined to really have some fun with them prior to writing up my thoughts.

As can probably be predicted I have used them with my fucking machines and it was amazing to have my ankles restrained so that I couldn't move my legs with the exception of being able to wriggle around as the machine did its best to prove that it had more staying power than I have.

First impressions are very good as they look really, really nice but how do they perform when put to the test - read on to find out.

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