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I was delighted when they asked if we would review this for them as I have been thinking of getting a new play bag for BDSM sessions for a while now - so it was perfect timing.
"I love how comfortable it is to wear, once fitted it fits very snugly indeed and with the velcro strap there is a lot of adjustment to be made for different chest sizes."
Joanne
This toy bag isn't just for BDSM practitioners though as it has a myriad of other uses and is yet functional striking in its design.
So here are my thoughts on this black Meo branded shoulder bag.
I do have a bit of a reputation for enjoying shall we just say "larger dildos", yes I am a size queen and love a good challenge.
I am quite proud of the ability of my Foof to tackle anything that I have so far thrown at it and so when Meo.de asked if I wanted to review their Eiffel Tower dildo you can guess what I said.
"It has a very bulbous head which you have to tackle first when inserting it. Once you get that inside you, then you can really enjoy the unique texture covering it. I love the rivest and rings down its length, they give just enough texture to feel amazing without being too much."
Joanne
This is a beast of a dildo, and I was fascinated not just by the size but the texture of it as it looked so much fun. So with my Foof's enthusiastic approval, I agreed to once again to put myself to the test - in the name of reviewing science.
Now, this is definitely not a beginners dildo but for the lover of that feeling of being totally stretched it is oh so good. So, here are my thoughts on the Eiffel Tower dildo.
Let's face it, the sound of a pair of latex gloves being snapped onto a hand can evoke all sorts of emotions. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me some to review as there are just so many uses for them.
I asked for large as Stunt Cock is always using them when playing with me or sub'r' in a BDSM scene and his hands are much bigger than mine.
"On the psychological aspect of gloves, they are great for role play too. Let's face it, tie someone up and blindfold them before snapping some gloves on close to their ears and you will have them putty in your hands."
Joanne
So why are latex gloves so much fun and just what can you get up to with them that send shivers down my spine when I hear a pair being fitted to a pair of masculine hands? Read on to find out.
Stunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.
This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.
"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."
Joanne
But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.
So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.
As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.
I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.
"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."
Joanne
Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.
So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.
Puppy play or kitten play for that matter is a lot of fun and a way of forgetting about your daily woes and just relaxing and playing. I recently discovered this little-known kink when Meo.de sent me a puppy play collar for review.
I was delighted when they sent me a pair of Bad Puppy Knee Pads as well to review, and I must say that these are essential if you are going to be on your knees for any length of time.
"Basically, think of a sexual activity where it involves one party on their knees, and this product can make it better."
Joanne
Once again I jumped at the chance to review another piece of kinky German sex equipment, and this set was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, it's down on all fours and on with the review.
I have received another fantastic collar from the kinky guys over at Meo.de to review. This one is from the puppy play range, and it features a stunning dog tag which I will talk about later in the review.
This item arrived with some other extremely naughty products, and I am enjoying reviewing them all so watch out for the reviews of such classics as a remote controlled egg vibrator and some kinky puppy knee pads.
"The 'O' Ring at the front as well as carrying the dog tag can be used to restrain your puppy or to put him or her on a leash to better control them, especially in a training environment."
Joanne
Meo is a company based in Germany but they ship worldwide, and they have an incredible range of BDSM and other kinky products. I am becoming quite addicted to their range of products and have thoroughly enjoyed everything that I have reviewed for them.
Collar reviews are pretty hard to write as, well basically it's a collar but read on to see my thoughts on this little collar.
Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step back and think what a great idea and this is one of those products. Meo has sent me a pack of Fetish Pads to review, and I have had a lot of fun doing so. Even venturing into the world of Youtube again to do a short video about them.
So what are they? In essence, think of a product that you can place under you to absorb unwanted liquids during play. Fetish Pads are something that will protect your bedding or playspace from stains and damp.
"They are ideal for squirters as you can go with the flow, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to be washing the bedding after your primaeval orgasms."
Joanne
Reviewing this product meant getting messy and that was a lot of fun in itself. It was also nice to be able to let myself go and enjoy some serious squirting sessions.
So let me tell you what this product is for and why I had so much fun with it.
I was so excited when I laid eyes on this black and gold collar from meo.de. It was sent to me together with some other articles for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
The Ring of O BDSM Collar is the first one that I am reviewing from this batch as, well, it is gorgeous. I love the high contrast look to it, and the large ring is a real feature. I enjoy reviewing BDSM products as it is my lifestyle choice as well.
"When Stunt Cock places a collar around my neck, I can feel all of my problems and anxiety fall away, putting on a collar both clears my mind and gets me into my submissive zone."
Joanne
As a submissive, I seem to be collecting collars though, and this one is right up there with my favourites, and I will endeavour to tell you why that is within this review.
Meo produces some incredible kinky BDSM equipment. Their range of collars is massive, just check out their site to see what I mean. There is something there for anyone no matter what your tastes.
Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I am a sucker for a beautiful BDSM collar. I am a gal who loves to feel that form or restraint around my neck while getting up to all sorts of kinky fun.
You can imagine my excitement when the kinky boys at meo.de asked me if I would be interested in reviewing another collar for them. This time one of their black and white leather bondage collars. Naturally, I couldn't refuse such an offer, and here I am about to fill you in on the details of what I thought if it.
"Meo always impresses me with their Meo branded products; they take the time to source the best materials and artisans, I can say with my hand on my heart all of the products that I have reviewed for them have been first class. I just love reviewing for them, they are so kinky, and their product range has to be seen to be believed."
Joanne
This collar is from the same range as the black and white leather bondage wrist cuffs that I recently reviewed from Meo.de, and it looks fantastic.
Once again I am chuffed to be reviewing another piece of BDSM equipment, this time a set of black and white wrist cuffs from the kinky boys at Meo.de.
I do enjoy a good set of kinky restraints, and a set of wrist cuffs are one of the core pieces of equipment that every kinkster should have in their toybox.
"I just love the smell of leather; there is something so basic about it that gets my mind going into overdrive and my panties dampening in double quick time."
Joanne
Meo.de sent me this pair of leather restraints for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I looked forward to giving them a thorough testing. I must say that we had an extremely enjoyable time getting to know them.
My Stunt Cock even used them on one of his submissives, and she loved them too. So what makes these cuffs so enjoyable from a submissives perspective? Read on to find out.
I have been reviewing products from Meo.de for about four months now, and I am always impressed by their service and the range of products on their site.
These German guys know their stuff when it comes to BDSM, and their equipment is fantastic. I consider myself to be very submissive and so I always love it when they send me a collar to review.
When I wear it I am owned, I am his property, and I will do anything for him. It sets me into a very submissive mindset, and that is something I love.
Joanne
To a submissive a collar of one of the most important pieces of BDSM equipment that you can own. Its significance is very deep between a submissive and their Dominant.
The latest collar that they have sent me to review is their Lady MEO - SLAVE collar in gold, and it's a beauty. It was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and when I received one of their newsletters at the beginning of January, I was intrigued by their bondage self-timer padlock. So intrigued that I immediately bought one so that I could review it. I just had to see how much fun I could have with one.
I must admit that the feeling of being locked with the padlock was intoxicating and unlike just clipping some restraints together. I knew that I was stuck and that is a turn on.
Joanne
I have long wondered about trying some self-bondage, and this seemed to be the perfect item to give it a go.
Having given it a thorough testing, I can categorically say one thing, and that is that it isn't just for self-bondage. You can have so much fun with a partner playing with it, and in fact, I recommend that you do so.
If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de.
This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage.
My partner enjoyed using it on me especially licking and sucking it off my nipples after spending a lot of time massaging my breasts (kinky bugger). I must admit that I did enjoy that though and he commented on the sweet taste. It would, therefore, make an ideal foreplay activity. It has me curious to try some of the other gel products from Meo.de like their oral sex lubes.
Joanne
My Stuntcock and I had lots of fun using it on each other, and while the details would be fun to go into, I am just going to summarise the massage gel here. I am sure you can use your imagination for the rest of it. So is this a massage gel that hits the spot or is it something to be avoided?
I just love reviewing dildos, some people prefer vibrators to dildos but when I need to give myself an excellent seeing to it is usually a dildo that I grab.
There is something so sensual and naughty at the same time about thrusting one in and out of a well lubed up orifice.
The glans felt terrific against my g-spot, and the girth felt very nice too. I managed to get all of it in, and that meant I could enjoy the feeling of the balls slapping against me.
Joanne
It seems that Meo.de just know what I like and the type of dildo that I enjoy.
They sent me this 8 Inch black silicone dildo to review, and I have to admit that I have grown rather fond of it and why wouldn't I? Just look at it, it's enough to tempt anyone.
I have finally managed to tick off an amazing sextoy from my sextoy bucket list. After three years of longing, my body has had the pleasure of a Doxy wand. It's not the one that I have spent the last two years lusting over, but my luck never fails to surprise me as this one is even better.
The kinky guys over at Meo.de sent me a Doxy Number 3 wand vibrator to review for them free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I recommend using a water based lube on and around your clitoris when using the Doxy; the vibrations are so intense I find that some lube helps them to spread more and it smoothes them out a bit which means you can up the power a little.
Joanne
For anyone not in the know, the Doxy wands are the holy grail of handheld sex toys, and they are the wands that all others are now measured against.
Yes, I know the Hitachi Magic Wand was the first, and I did have one of those, but my Foof broke it a long time ago, and since then I have longed to experience a Doxy to see if they would live up to all of the hype about them.
I had a lot of fun reviewing the Alpha Male Leten Wand Massager from Meo.de which surprised me as it is a small, unobtrusive looking wand style vibrator, but it packs quite a punch.
I was sent this wand massager by Meo.de in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I have taken my time to get to know it, and I am glad that I have as it has a feature not found on most wands due to its small form.
Pressing it against my clit feels fantastic, the sensations are a little buzzy but they do go deep, and it feels nice. However, when I am close, I enjoy sliding the egg end inside so that all of that power is directed right onto my G-spot and that always delivers some incredibly hard orgasms for me.
Joanne
This is a wand that is not only great for external stimulation but it is also small enough for you to experiment with it internally and that gives it an excellent edge for some kinky play options.
It has two motors, and I will talk about that later in the review.
While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well.
I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.
Joanne
I have used spreader bars before when visiting dungeons like TP Studios in Cannock and it was so much fun being able to have the time to give one a lot of use.
I have used and enjoyed it, and my Stunt Cock has also enjoyed using it on one of his submissives, so it has had quite a bit of use since it arrived here from Germany.
Now as most of my readers know I have a kinky streak a mile wide and have long fantasised about trying some pony play.
Unfortunately, due to my bad knees, I was unable to try some serious pony play, and so I enlisted the help of a submissive friend of mine who also loves pony play to help with this review.
This is a great harness, and it is ideal for anyone as a first-time harness or even for someone having some experience with pony play.
Joanne
Meo.de supplied this stunning-looking pony bridle head harness to review. As it is such a fantastic product I wanted to do it justice with the review and so I booked a session in a BDSM Dungeon (TP Studios in Cannock) for some kinky pony fun and games.
This a head harness that will give you excellent control of your little human pony. Read on to find out why I like it so much.
I love my BDSM products as I consider myself to be quite a kinky lass. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me this set of metal ankle shackles in exchange for a fair and honest review.
This isn't the first product that I have reviewed for the Meo team, and once again I was delighted with both the product and their customer service.
I am fascinated by just how smooth and shiny they are; it is evident that a lot of effort has gone into their finish.
Joanne
If you've tried leather or rope restraints then why not give some metal restraints a try as they feel so different, and different is good.
You may have already guessed that this is going to be a positive review, I love these shackles but let me tell you why I think that they are so good and why they are definitely worth trying out.