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E-StimRead moreI can hand on heart say that I really had a lot of fun reviewing this product. When Meo.de approached me asking if I would consider reviewing their Cock Cam for them I jumped at the chance.
Who wouldn't do? It was going to be a good excuse for lots of sex. Plus, the thought of doing some very intimate action videos certainly piqued my interest.
"It is genius and so simple to use. I fitted one of the plates to my Shockspot, and the videos of it in use are far too hot to post here but let me just say they look amazing."
Joanne
My Stunt Cock just smiled when I told him what was coming. He loves it when he gets roped in with a review. Let's face it, it was no secret as to what he was going to be required to do during the reviewing process.
I didn't have to wait long for the Cock Cam to arrive and we got down to the business of reviewing it. I literally do have the best job in the world.
Anyone who reads my blog and reviews regularly knows how much I enjoy wearing collars when enjoying some BDSM play time.
I was delighted to be able to review this Puppy Play Spiked Leather Alpha Dog Collar, yes that is a bit of a mouthful. While collars are one of the mainstays of BDSM play they are a necessity for puppy play.
"I love having it fitted around my neck, being locked into it really gets my juices flowing and is a big turn on for me. I like my collars, and I loved running my fingers across all those spikes around my neck."
Joanne
This is where the wearer acts and plays as a human puppy or pup for short. They get to enjoy tummy rubs, serving their owner and playing on their hands and knees or just romping around.
This is a collar designed for puppy play, but it would equally suit anyone looking for a butch collar for regular BDSM play too. So read on to find out what I thought of it.
When writing reviews, I'm always commenting about how to clean sex toys, and I invariably recommend washing a sex toy in an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.
Well, my good friends here is one such sex toy cleaner, and it works very well indeed. It is from Meo over in Germany, and it is quick and simple to use.
"I prefer to wash my toys in warm soapy water to get rid of any vag-goo before using Veryclean on them. This way I know that no body fluids or gunk is left of the surface of the sex toy before giving it an anti-bacterial cleaning using Meo Veryclean."
Joanne
There really is no excuse for not thoroughly cleaning sex toys these days and products like this one are essential as they keep your sensitive bits safe when playing.
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Now I love my impact play, but the thought of being on the receiving end of a cat o' nine tails terrified me. The legendary punishment implement used throughout history for its extreme and cruel efficiency.
When I was asked by Meo if I would review one for them I must admit to a little trepidation but, you know me, the thought of an excuse to get my backside out for some corporal punishment was too good to miss so, of course, I said yes.
"I just bit my lip and waited for his order. He told me to stand and go into the dining room where he forced me to bend over the dining room table exposing my buttocks."
Joanne
So for anyone unaware of the history of the Cat o' nine tails, it is an implement synonymous with punishment in the Royal Navy and other institutions. People often didn't survive its use, but I had high hopes of doing so.
The Cat was going to be something special, and I couldn't wait to get started with it.
Oral sex is one of my all-time favourite sex acts, there is something about it that really gets me horny, and I just love performing it and also receiving it of course.
I was delighted then when Meo.de asked me to review their range of Cock Candy oral sex flavoured lubes
"Between the work of sub'r' and my own oral administrations, we have thoroughly tested all five flavours, and Stunt Cock is one satisfied reviewer. It's a hard life for him, but he always 'rises' to any new challenge that I throw at him."
Joanne
They sent me their value pack which contains five flavoured lubes in a handy toilet/flight bag free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.
I have spent a few weeks in conjunction with sub'r' really putting these flavours to the test, and my Stunt Cock has really enjoyed the attention. So what do we think of these flavoured lubes from Meo?
Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.
You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?
"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."
Joanne
I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.
So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?
I do enjoy my BDSM play and also really enjoy playing with others restraining them and watching them struggle. Wrist cuffs are a common theme in my BDSM play, and so I was delighted when Meo.de sent me a pair of Stainless Steel Wrist Cuffs to review.
I have already reviewed a pair of Stainless Steel Ankle Cuffs from them and hoped that these would compliment them and be of the same high standard as the ankle cuffs.
"These cuffs are substantial, in a reassuring way, when you wear them the weight re-enforces the feeling of submission you feel when wearing restraints."
Joanne
I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive so that I could find out.
So let me tell you my thoughts on these metal cuffs from the kinky guys in Germany - Meo.
Stunt Cock here again with another review of a product aimed fair and square at the male market although there is nothing to say that a female Dominant couldn't wear this product if she wished.
Meo.de got in touch asking if we could review this BDSM necklace for them and I jumped at the chance. Thinking it would be an excellent addition to my dungeon attire, making me look even more Domly as if my leather kilt didn't already do that.
"The pendant is a work of art, the black enamel background makes the raised letters of the word "TOP" stand out, and your eyes are immediately drawn to it. I enjoy wearing it, and when I wore it to the last BDSM event, I got a lot of attention from other Dominants and submissives asking where they could get one to wear or give as a gift."
Stunt Cock
I like the concept of this pendant and necklace, and so I looked forward to getting my hands on it and seeing what others thought of it at my next BDSM get together.
Read on to see if I like it and also what the comments I received about it were.
Everyone loves a good fingering, whether its a finger or two in your vagina or even your ass, so when I was presented with the opportunity to review a pre fisting glove by Meo.de, you can bet your bottom dollar that I jumped at the chance.
When I masturbate, penetration is often part of my play, while I enjoy some lovely clitoral pleasure I relish the feeling of being stretched and penetrated.
"Fingering myself felt completely different, and I soon worked myself up to an incredible orgasm that had me squirting when I pulled the fingers out of my pussy."
Joanne
These gloves are coated in the most delicious textures and being a self-confessed texture queen I knew that this was going to be right up my alley, and you know what I mean by "alley".
So, does this glove feel as good as its looks suggest, read on to find out?
Meo is a German sex toy retailer, and they are one of my favourites, I can spend hours looking through their incredible selection of kinky sex toys.
I was delighted when they asked if I would be interested in reviewing their Little Johnny Prostate Stimulator and I jumped at the chance of course. So they sent me one for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
"There is something amazing about solid metal dildos. I love the way you can feel the chill of cold steel as you insert it but that soon changes as it warms up to body temperature. I am always amazed at just how warm a steel dildo can get in use, when I remove it after a good pussy fucking I love how warm it feels in my hand."
Joanne
I love steel dildos, and while I don't have a prostate, I was definitely looking forward to enjoying this hunk of metal, and I am pretty sure you can guess where I planned on putting it.
So is this a steel dildo that really hits the spot or is it a miss for this one. Read on to find out.
Stunt Cock here again with another review of a piece of BDSM kit, this time the Monostrap Backpack from Meo in Germany.
I was delighted when they asked if we would review this for them as I have been thinking of getting a new play bag for BDSM sessions for a while now - so it was perfect timing.
"I love how comfortable it is to wear, once fitted it fits very snugly indeed and with the velcro strap there is a lot of adjustment to be made for different chest sizes."
Joanne
This toy bag isn't just for BDSM practitioners though as it has a myriad of other uses and is yet functional striking in its design.
So here are my thoughts on this black Meo branded shoulder bag.
I do have a bit of a reputation for enjoying shall we just say "larger dildos", yes I am a size queen and love a good challenge.
I am quite proud of the ability of my Foof to tackle anything that I have so far thrown at it and so when Meo.de asked if I wanted to review their Eiffel Tower dildo you can guess what I said.
"It has a very bulbous head which you have to tackle first when inserting it. Once you get that inside you, then you can really enjoy the unique texture covering it. I love the rivest and rings down its length, they give just enough texture to feel amazing without being too much."
Joanne
This is a beast of a dildo, and I was fascinated not just by the size but the texture of it as it looked so much fun. So with my Foof's enthusiastic approval, I agreed to once again to put myself to the test - in the name of reviewing science.
Now, this is definitely not a beginners dildo but for the lover of that feeling of being totally stretched it is oh so good. So, here are my thoughts on the Eiffel Tower dildo.
Let's face it, the sound of a pair of latex gloves being snapped onto a hand can evoke all sorts of emotions. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me some to review as there are just so many uses for them.
I asked for large as Stunt Cock is always using them when playing with me or sub'r' in a BDSM scene and his hands are much bigger than mine.
"On the psychological aspect of gloves, they are great for role play too. Let's face it, tie someone up and blindfold them before snapping some gloves on close to their ears and you will have them putty in your hands."
Joanne
So why are latex gloves so much fun and just what can you get up to with them that send shivers down my spine when I hear a pair being fitted to a pair of masculine hands? Read on to find out.
Stunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.
This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.
"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."
Joanne
But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.
So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.
As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.
I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.
"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."
Joanne
Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.
So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.
Puppy play or kitten play for that matter is a lot of fun and a way of forgetting about your daily woes and just relaxing and playing. I recently discovered this little-known kink when Meo.de sent me a puppy play collar for review.
I was delighted when they sent me a pair of Bad Puppy Knee Pads as well to review, and I must say that these are essential if you are going to be on your knees for any length of time.
"Basically, think of a sexual activity where it involves one party on their knees, and this product can make it better."
Joanne
Once again I jumped at the chance to review another piece of kinky German sex equipment, and this set was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
So, it's down on all fours and on with the review.
I have received another fantastic collar from the kinky guys over at Meo.de to review. This one is from the puppy play range, and it features a stunning dog tag which I will talk about later in the review.
This item arrived with some other extremely naughty products, and I am enjoying reviewing them all so watch out for the reviews of such classics as a remote controlled egg vibrator and some kinky puppy knee pads.
"The 'O' Ring at the front as well as carrying the dog tag can be used to restrain your puppy or to put him or her on a leash to better control them, especially in a training environment."
Joanne
Meo is a company based in Germany but they ship worldwide, and they have an incredible range of BDSM and other kinky products. I am becoming quite addicted to their range of products and have thoroughly enjoyed everything that I have reviewed for them.
Collar reviews are pretty hard to write as, well basically it's a collar but read on to see my thoughts on this little collar.
Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step back and think what a great idea and this is one of those products. Meo has sent me a pack of Fetish Pads to review, and I have had a lot of fun doing so. Even venturing into the world of Youtube again to do a short video about them.
So what are they? In essence, think of a product that you can place under you to absorb unwanted liquids during play. Fetish Pads are something that will protect your bedding or playspace from stains and damp.
"They are ideal for squirters as you can go with the flow, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to be washing the bedding after your primaeval orgasms."
Joanne
Reviewing this product meant getting messy and that was a lot of fun in itself. It was also nice to be able to let myself go and enjoy some serious squirting sessions.
So let me tell you what this product is for and why I had so much fun with it.
I was so excited when I laid eyes on this black and gold collar from meo.de. It was sent to me together with some other articles for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.
The Ring of O BDSM Collar is the first one that I am reviewing from this batch as, well, it is gorgeous. I love the high contrast look to it, and the large ring is a real feature. I enjoy reviewing BDSM products as it is my lifestyle choice as well.
"When Stunt Cock places a collar around my neck, I can feel all of my problems and anxiety fall away, putting on a collar both clears my mind and gets me into my submissive zone."
Joanne
As a submissive, I seem to be collecting collars though, and this one is right up there with my favourites, and I will endeavour to tell you why that is within this review.
Meo produces some incredible kinky BDSM equipment. Their range of collars is massive, just check out their site to see what I mean. There is something there for anyone no matter what your tastes.
Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I am a sucker for a beautiful BDSM collar. I am a gal who loves to feel that form or restraint around my neck while getting up to all sorts of kinky fun.
You can imagine my excitement when the kinky boys at meo.de asked me if I would be interested in reviewing another collar for them. This time one of their black and white leather bondage collars. Naturally, I couldn't refuse such an offer, and here I am about to fill you in on the details of what I thought if it.
"Meo always impresses me with their Meo branded products; they take the time to source the best materials and artisans, I can say with my hand on my heart all of the products that I have reviewed for them have been first class. I just love reviewing for them, they are so kinky, and their product range has to be seen to be believed."
Joanne
This collar is from the same range as the black and white leather bondage wrist cuffs that I recently reviewed from Meo.de, and it looks fantastic.