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E-StimRead moreAs a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.
I have already reviewed the Secret Play Natural Organic Lube, and it is fantastic, right up there with the best and I actually now prefer it over Sliquid H2O.
"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."
Joanne
Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.
I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.
I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to some ingredients commonly used in lubes which is why I have only a few favourites.
I was intrigued when the lovely people over at Latex Leather & Lace got in touch asking me if I would be interested in reviewing some new body safe and hypo-allergenic lubes that they were now stocking from Secret Play.
"I found it very easy to apply and spread out, and it feels very luxurious giving a good coating that lasted a long time. This long-lasting property means that you use less, so it makes a bottle go a long way."
Joanne
I was intrigued because I had never heard of Secret Play before and I like to think of myself as educated in the lube department. I eagerly agreed while wondering what my lady bits would make of these new lubes when they arrived.
I have good news though, for anyone who has a fussy foof like me, the two Lubes that I reviewed are both fantastic. So if you are looking for a body-safe lube that won't mess with your vaginas pH levels and isn't full of nasty chemicals then read on.
As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.
I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.
It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.
Joanne
Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.
I reviewed some lubes for Licx two years ago and I was delighted when they sent me a tube of their Gel Lube in exchange for a fair and honest review. I love water-based lubes and especially ones that a lot of care and attention had gone into the ingredients used. I have used their gel lube in the past and I wasn't too impressed with it but I decided to go into this review without any preconceptions about it.
.This lubricant does not contain any spermicide and so has no contraceptive properties so make sure that you use an adequate form of contraception if using it for vaginal/penis sex such as a condom.
Joanne
Licx are a UK based company that have a range of lubricants, gels and wipes and I have had mixed results from their products in the past and so I was looking forward to seeing how this tube of lube would perform.
The lovely people over at E-Stim Systems sent me a tube of their latest creation Electrogel to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review, this will not affect the outcome of my review in any way and anyone who reads my reviews knows that I say it how it is.
Up until this point I have been using a regular water based lube during my electrosex sessions. I was looking forward to testing a product made especially for E-stim fun and games, one that had its properties tailored to focus mainly on its conductive properties - or that is what I had presumed.
Insertion was really easy with the Electrogel as it is also an amazing lube which surprised me, as I initially thought that it may have been designed focussing on its conductive properties and I am happy to report that this isn't so, this is one fine lube as well.
So armed with a tube of Electrogel, two bi-polar electrodes and a fucking machine I set about reviewing E-stim Systems' latest creation.
When I heard about a new lube manufacturer in the UK - Licx. I had to get in touch and ask if they could send me some samples to try out and review for them. I am delighted to say that they sent me some of their range of great products to try in exchange for an unbiased review.
As you can imagine I do tend to go through more lubricants than most people, but I guess that comes with the territory and so I enjoy trying new ones out. Constantly searching for the holy grail of lubes.
Licx sent me samples of their two lines of lubricants and each will be reviewed in turn here.
I found that both of these lubes last a long time and their thick nature make them really easy to apply in small quantities without any waste. That makes for a cost effective lube.
So on with the review, how did they both perform?
This is probably my favourite lube from the Sliquid range, it is totally body safe, very effective and being a hybrid lube I can safely use it with my silicone sex toys.
Sliquid Silk is a really good lube that lives up to its name. As with all the lubes in this range it is long lasting, so doesn’t need constant topping up which means you can lay back and just enjoy yourself.
I was sent the Sliquid Silk Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
It is relatively thick which makes it very easy to apply without having it running everywhere. This means that you need less in use and it also means that you get it where you need it most
Bad Dragon have an option on their dildos to have a CumTube fitted and this allows for some pretty intense Creampie fun and games as your dildo can actually be made to ejaculate inside you when you are ready for it. I personally love the feeling of a cock or dildo unloading deep inside me as I push myself over the edge into a powerful orgasm almost as much as I enjoy the sticky wet feeling as a cock or toy is withdrawn from me and it all trickles back out.
Cum Lube is a waterbased lubricant that looks and feels just like the real sticky stuff and it is a lot of fun to play with. It even has a slight salty taste to it (I'd best not get into how I know that LOL).
I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.
If you order a Bad Dragon dildo with a cum tube you get a 250ml bottle of Cum Lube along with a sealed syringe (no sharp needle though thankfully) and the syringe fits the cum tube perfectly. You simply put as much of the Cum Lube into the syringe that you want and then attach the cum tube.
I was keen to try out the Sliquid Naturals Sassy Anal Lube and have used it on numerous occasions now with various butt plugs and also with my Flange e-stim electrode.
I am delighted to say that it performed exactly as expected, being water based and free from parabens and glycerin means that it is kind on your lady (or man) bits.
I found that in use it provided a lot of lubrication but as with all water based lubes I did need to top it up in use especially for fucking machine play. That said though it did last a long time and provided the lubrication I need.
I have tested out another of the great lubes from the Sliquid Naturals Range, this time though it was their water based lube - H2O.
This is a very good lube indeed, a little went a very long way and it is completely body safe - bonus. Everytime I pick up a Sliquid product I am amazed by just how they have got it absolutely right in terms of presentation, ingredients and performance.
I was sent the Sliquid Naturals H2O Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
I found it to be a very sensual lubricant and one that I am delighted to recommend so if you are looking for a body safe water based lube then this one is definitely for you
This is another amazing lube from the Sliquid Range, this one however is a silicone based one so whilst it performs flawlessly it won't be safe for use with any pure silicone sex toys that you have.
This is the first purely silicone lubricant that I have used and I was amazed at just how long it lasted. With most water based lubes you often have to "top them up" but not this one, just a few drops goes a very long way which makes it amazing value for money.
I was sent the Sliquid Naturals Silver Silicone Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
This is definitely at the top of the lubes I have tried to date. I don’t know about you, but I find it off putting when I have to hunt for the lube when playing, and this lube definitely doesn’t need topping up in my opinion.
I thought that this lube was too good to be true as it has many plus points such as being Paraben and Propylene free which makes it very vagina friendly and I had heard that it really did taste great, so it really had a lot to live up to as far as I was concerned.
So did it live up to my high expectations - read on to find out.
I was sent the Sliquid Swirl Lube by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of its performance.
SexToys.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has amazing customer service coupled with a very extensive range of adult products.
The real surprise for me was not only the taste but the smell too. It smells wonderfully fruity, and tastes just like strawberries and pomegranate, but it’s not an overpowering flavour. So no cringing at the taste during fun play (that’s as long as you like fruit ;-) )
I am one of those women who often need a bit of lube when I start playing to get things going before my natural juices take over and for years I have been using ID Glide water based lubes.
Even though I now experiment with other types of lube I always have a bottle of this lube in my bedside cabinet drawer just in case I need it.
I have used countless bottles of this lube over the years and it’s a firm favourite of mine. I bought this bottle 2.2Fl/Oz or 55ml from Bondara.co.uk for £4.99 which is a bargain.
Bondara.co.uk is a large UK sex toy retailer that has a great line of toys and especially lubes.
If you are looking for a cheap and reliable water based lube that is very toy and body friendly then I would heartily recommend ID Glide Lube.I will continue keeping a bottle of it in my bedside drawer as I trust it and enjoy its feeling and properties.
As this is my first ever Lube review please bear with me, I have used this lube about eight times now and feel confident that I can give it a good review so here we go.
It's a smooth, long lasting lube that is safe to use on all toys even silicone ones. I have used it several times on some of my Bad Dragon toys and they are in pristine condition. If you are looking for a high quality lube that is a little different then this is the lube for you.
I bought my SPUNK LUBE PINK 8oz/236ml from www.fmachinefun.co.uk for £13.99