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  • Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art. Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic Line ceramic dildo for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. There is something about having three different diameters to enjoy that has my pussy purring in satisfaction.Joanne I have had my eyes on their wares for a while now as they are handmade and just look so inviting and Read More
  • Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review. So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that. I was Read More
  • Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    A great way to put a submissive in their place While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well. I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.Joanne Read More
  • Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    These shoes had me feeling like Pussy Galore Last year I was fortunate enough to have been able to visit the Latex, Leather and Lace shop at Barwell in Leicestershire. It was while I was there that I couldn't keep my eyes and hands off the fantastic selection of shoes and boots that they stock. They have a fantastic range of kinky "fuck me" shoes, and I have never seen anything like them in person before, and they blew me away. One pair, in particular, caught my eye and that was this fantastic pair of Black Dice, Casino themed heels. Read More
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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

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Loving Joy Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe

I bought this rabbit from www.SexToys.co.uk as I had worn out my trusty Futuretech Rabbit. I use it by hand but I also like to use it on my amazing F-Machine Pro fucking machine.

I, like many other women out there love rabbit vibrators and I've had quite a few in the past. This one is a really great rabbit toy. It is a relatively quiet toy, but not silent, I just turn the telly up a notch and can confidently use it when others are in the house. A good size, with great texture and some great speed settings ensures that the clit stim does absolute wonders.

At the time of writing the Jessica Rabbit Ultimate XXTRA G Rabbit Vibe costs just £34.95 which is great value for a sex toy that performs as well as this one does. The price had dropped since I was last browsing for rabbit vibes and so I was happy to save a couple of pounds on the deal from www.sextoys.co.uk

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Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

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Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art. Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic… Read More
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Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

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Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review. So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a… Read More
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Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

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