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Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

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  • Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

    Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine

    Sweet Sensation Booty Plug Review - SoDivine I am not normally a big fan of butt plugs but when I received the press release from So Divine about their new addition to their range of sex toy - the Sweet Sensation Booty Plug there was just something about it that caught my Read More
  • Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

    Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk

    Double Electro Pinwheel E-Stim Electrode From e-stim.co.uk Well my cheeky nature has landed me in the hot seat this time. Whilst chatting with another sextoy reviewer (the delightful @brunettereviews on twitter) the conversation came round to pinwheels and our love of electrosex so I cheekily mentioned to Mick at E-Stim Systems Read More
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Tuesday, 13 January 2015 18:10

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I have used Love Honey for years and their amazing product range coupled to their low prices and discreet service have ensured that they are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK.

Check out their Deal of the day. For the guys though check out their Fleshlight Range, it’s the largest in the UK. Remember you can always attach a Fleshlight to a fucking machine for a mind blowing experience - they’re not just for the girls.

My favourites though are their range of Rabbit Vibrators, second to none and I have to hold my hand up to owning two of theirs.

They have a full range of Vac-u-lock dildos for fucking machines such as the F-machine Pro.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Jeff Stryker Realistic

I bought this dildo primarily to use on my F-Machine Pro but I like it so much I often use it on its own. I got it from Love Honey.

At the time of writing the Jeff Stryker Vac-u-lock Dildo costs just £38.99 which sounds a lot but this thing is huge LOL.

Where do I begin? I could say that it gave me the ride of my life on the fucking machine, or I could say that I have never felt so full up all of which would be true. It really is a beast, the moment I felt it parting my lips and stretching me wide as it slid in I actually had a deep involuntary intake of breath. I couldn’t believe how good and filling it felt deep inside me.