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  • Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

    Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art. Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic Line ceramic dildo for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. There is something about having three different diameters to enjoy that has my pussy purring in satisfaction.Joanne I have had my eyes on their wares for a while now as they are handmade and just look so inviting and Read More
  • Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

    Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review. So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that. I was Read More
  • Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

    A great way to put a submissive in their place While you can have a lot of fun using some pretty simple BDSM instruments such as a blindfold or flogger, it's sometimes fun to be able to use something kinky and handy as well. I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de sent me this 30"/75cm Spreader Bar to use for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. It's one of those BDSM pieces of apparatus that once you have one, you never know how you got on without it. Getting creative with it is a lot of fun.Joanne Read More
  • Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

    These shoes had me feeling like Pussy Galore Last year I was fortunate enough to have been able to visit the Latex, Leather and Lace shop at Barwell in Leicestershire. It was while I was there that I couldn't keep my eyes and hands off the fantastic selection of shoes and boots that they stock. They have a fantastic range of kinky "fuck me" shoes, and I have never seen anything like them in person before, and they blew me away. One pair, in particular, caught my eye and that was this fantastic pair of Black Dice, Casino themed heels. Read More
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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

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Grab a bargain at Lovehoney Grab a bargain at Lovehoney

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I have used Love Honey for years and their amazing product range coupled to their low prices and discreet service have ensured that they are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK.

Check out their Deal of the day. For the guys though check out their Fleshlight Range, it’s the largest in the UK. Remember you can always attach a Fleshlight to a fucking machine for a mind blowing experience - they’re not just for the girls.

My favourites though are their range of Rabbit Vibrators, second to none and I have to hold my hand up to owning two of theirs.

They have a full range of Vac-u-lock dildos for fucking machines such as the F-machine Pro.

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Jeff Stryker Realistic

Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Jeff Stryker Realistic

I bought this dildo primarily to use on my F-Machine Pro but I like it so much I often use it on its own. I got it from Love Honey.

At the time of writing the Jeff Stryker Vac-u-lock Dildo costs just £38.99 which sounds a lot but this thing is huge LOL.

Where do I begin? I could say that it gave me the ride of my life on the fucking machine, or I could say that I have never felt so full up all of which would be true. It really is a beast, the moment I felt it parting my lips and stretching me wide as it slid in I actually had a deep involuntary intake of breath. I couldn’t believe how good and filling it felt deep inside me.

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Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

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Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art. Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic… Read More
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Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls

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Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review. So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a… Read More
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Fuck & Play Spreader Bar From Meo.de

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