Displaying items by tag: Kinky

Pleaser Funtasma Exotica Black Patent Wide Width Platform Gogo Boot

Putting the 'Fuck Me' back into 'Fuck Me Boots'

This is another review of a fantastic piece of footwear from Latex, Leather & Lace. Everyone loves a pair of fuck me boots, and these Pleaser Boots from Funtasma can undoubtedly be described this way as they look amazing.

Stunt Cock took his submissive to visit Latex, Leather & Lace (LL&L) last year and they came away having ordered this fantastic pair of boots.

"The wide heels, I have been told, are perfect for using as handles when giving a submissive a rather hard and fast rodgering in the missionary position."

Joanne

If you have never actually visited the LL&L walk-in shop then I can highly recommend the experience, the staff are incredibly helpful and very knowledgeable. With an incredible range of sex toys, lingerie, fetish items and of course footwear to choose from it's a shop to visit if you are in the area (Barwell, Leicestershire).

The whole shop visit was a magical experience for sub 'r', and she still comments about it after six months. So why has it taken six months to write this review, well these boots have been really put to the test.

Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review

Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat)

This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes that I have ever come across. It's from Latex Leather and Lace, it is part of their Allure Lingerie Collection. I love these guys for their ethics and astonishing range of outfits, shoes, boots and kink. You name it, and they stock it.

Stunt cock is training a submissive (sub r), and he took her into Latex Leather & Lace to choose a birthday present. It turns out that she has excellent (and kinky) taste.

"This is now the favourite outfit for submissive 'r', and she looks so sweet in it, almost as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but I know otherwise LOL. I must admit as well that it is also my favourite outfit that she has as it looks amazing on her."

Joanne

As soon as they both walked into the Latex, Leather & Lace shop, they were made to feel very welcome. The staff there are just so knowledgeable and friendly. After perusing the fantastic selection of toys and outfits, sub 'r' decided that she fancied a maids outfit.

With three to try on, she was ushered into the changing area, and Stunt Cock was left to wait to see how his submissive looked in each. He didn't have to wait very long at all.

Pleaser Dice 616 Black Rhinestone Embelished Casino Themed Heels

These shoes had me feeling like Pussy Galore

Last year I was fortunate enough to have been able to visit the Latex, Leather and Lace shop at Barwell in Leicestershire. It was while I was there that I couldn't keep my eyes and hands off the fantastic selection of shoes and boots that they stock.

They have a fantastic range of kinky "fuck me" shoes, and I have never seen anything like them in person before, and they blew me away. One pair, in particular, caught my eye and that was this fantastic pair of Black Dice, Casino themed heels.

I can highly recommend checking out the range of shoes and boots on the Latex Leather & Lace website as it is enormous.

Joanne

Well, StuntCock had bought a pair of fuck me boots for his submissive, but these had to come from the USA. When they arrived in the post, I was delighted to find a little Christmas present for me from Latex, Leather in Lace.

BDSM, Kink & What I Want To Review Next

You Know I Love Sex Toys But Did You Know I Love BDSM As Well?

I am really getting into the whole BDSM scene and you know what? I can't find many decent reviews of BDSM and kinky products out there, yes you can find flogger reviews but what about gas masks, vacuum veds, furniture, hoods and countless other kink related products.

I want to rectify that situation by reviewing more BDSM kits and items and I already have some nice pieces of kit in my review queue so watch out for those reviews. I want to review more though, so if you are a manufacturer or a retailer of BDSM items then please bear me in mind if you are looking for honest in depth reviews of your products in order to raise your businesses profile through the exposure on my site and social media profiles.

I am interested in reviewing:

  • Vacuum beds
  • Hoods & masks
  • Pony girl equipment
  • Restraints
  • Impact play toys
  • Gags
  • Furniture

Get in touch if you want anything reviewing.

You can see my BDSM product reviews here.

About Me

I love what I do so let me tell you a bit about myself

Mystery LadyI'm Joanne and welcome to my site if you are new here. I am the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this my little corner of the internet - sexmachinereviews.co.uk.

It's a blog that I hope will actually help people as I share my personal experiences with the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks, but that wasn't always the case. My sexual tastes and experience have grown over time, and I now have a well-balanced view of sexuality, and I enjoy exploring the fringes.

One of the most significant kinks and loves which I am sharing on this site is my love of mechanical sex. Yes, I like sex and fucking machines and electrosex'.

I am a married mother of two who is in her 40's (cough you aren't getting a closer number than that). I could, of course, be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF' and I would wear that label with pride.

In 2015 I decided to grab the bull by the horns and do something different with my spare time - hence this blog. I can't believe that it has now been running for three years. It has grown, and I have grown with it.

I had and still have no writing qualifications, or for that matter, web design experience and so this site was a very steep learning curve. I am glad that everyone has stuck with me though as today it is so much more than I ever could have wished for when I embarked on this project.

This is my first blog, but my sexual journey has been a long one indeed. I used to be a good girl, but now I love it a little kinky. I have had my ups and downs like everyone else, but every setback that I have encountered has made me stronger for it. The knocks I have endured over the years have also made me more determined to be open about my sexuality.

Mystery Lady on her ShockspotMy body has also had its knocks and dinks over the years, and I struggle with mild arthritis in my hands and wrists. This is one of the reasons why I enjoy using sex machines so much - they are hands-free.

I often provide pretty graphic accounts of what I get up to while doing reviews, so they are not for the shy. But if I like something, I say so, and if I don't like something, then I will tell you why and that is important as while something might not work for me it may work for you. We are all different, and that is something to be celebrated.

I'm in absolute awe of some of the more prominent sex bloggers out there. I will continue to forge links and friendships with them as I progress along the long road that is ahead of me. I am fortunate now though to be in a position to help and mentor new bloggers, and I relish advising my peers.

What do I hope to achieve with this blog? Well, I hope to be able to help others expand their sexual knowledge and experiences. I also hope that along the road I can become a better person for having done so.

I love writing sex toy reviews and intend to highlight the excitement and enjoyment that sex and fucking machines and their dildos can bring to your sex life. As well as all sorts of other sex accessories and items of course.

I'm looking forward to any comments that I get so don't be shy, let me know what you think good and bad.

Oh and that's quite a likeness up there - just saying ;-)

Digital Art

sub'r' enjoying her mittsI love drawing my little doodles on my computer, but I have elementary equipment which isn't ideal, and they take me a lot of time. That said though I get a lot of pleasure out of doing them and I hope to both improve my style and also my equipment over time to enable me to do more.

I love several drawing styles, and this picture is one that I did for a review of a set of bondage mittens, and they show sub'r' enjoying herself while wearing them.

Now What?

Want to check out the reviews? - Start by checking out my sitemap it will show you everything that I have written so far or try a quick search.

If you want to support me, please read my posts, leave me some comments, and if you are feeling really generous, you can buy me a coffee.

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