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BDSM, Kink & What I Want To Review Next

You Know I Love Sex Toys But Did You Know I Love BDSM As Well?

I am really getting into the whole BDSM scene and you know what? I can't find many decent reviews of BDSM and kinky products out there, yes you can find flogger reviews but what about gas masks, vacuum veds, furniture, hoods and countless other kink related products.

I want to rectify that situation by reviewing more BDSM kits and items and I already have some nice pieces of kit in my review queue so watch out for those reviews. I want to review more though, so if you are a manufacturer or a retailer of BDSM items then please bear me in mind if you are looking for honest in depth reviews of your products in order to raise your businesses profile through the exposure on my site and social media profiles.

I am interested in reviewing:

  • Vacuum beds
  • Hoods & masks
  • Pony girl equipment
  • Restraints
  • Impact play toys
  • Gags
  • Furniture

Get in touch if you want anything reviewing.

You can see my BDSM product reviews here.

About Me

Mystery LadyI'm Joanne, the writer, editor, re-editor, spelling corrector and creator of this site sexmachinereviews.co.uk. A blog that I hope will help people as I share my personal experiences of the products you see on this site. I'm very sexually liberated and have my kinks.

The biggest of which I am sharing on this site and that is my love of mechanical sex. Yes I like fucking machines.

I am a married mother of two who is in her 40's. I could of course be described as a 'Cougar' or 'MILF'. In 2015 I decided to grab the bull by the horns and do something different with my spare time - hence this blog.

I had no writing qualifications or for that matter experience and so this site had a steep learning curve. I hope you bear with me and stick in there as I think that it will be a fun place to frequent.

This is my first blog but my sexual journey has been a long one indeed. I used to be a good girl but now I love it a little kinky. I have had my ups and downs like everyone else but every setback that I have encountered has made me stronger. It has also made me more determined to be open about my sexuality.

My body has had its knocks and dinks over the years and I struggle with mild arthritis in my hands and wrists. This is one of the reasons why I enjoy using sex machines so much - they are hands free.

I often provide pretty graphic accounts of what I get upto whilst doing reviews so they are not for the shy. But if I like something I say so and if I don't like something then I will tell you why.

I'm in absolute awe of some of the bigger sex bloggers out there. I will continue to forge links and friendships with them as I progress along the long road that is ahead of me.

What do I hope to achieve with this blog? Well, I hope to be able to help others expand their sexual knowledge and experiences. I also hope that along the road I can become a better person for doing so.

Mystery Lady on her ShockspotI love writting sex toy reviews and intend to highlight the excitement and enjoyment that sex and fucking machines and their dildos can bring to your sex life.

I'm really looking forward to any comments that I get so don't be shy, let me know what you think good and bad.

Oh and that's quite a likeness up there - just saying ;-)

Now What?

Want to check out the reviews? - Start by checking out my sitemap it will show you everything that I have written so far or try a quick search.

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