Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

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Joanne xxx

Displaying items by tag: Harness

Pony Bridle BDSM Head Harness Review

This little ponygirl loves her harness

Now as most of my readers know I have a kinky streak a mile wide and have long fantasised about trying some pony play.

Unfortunately, due to my bad knees, I was unable to try some serious pony play, and so I enlisted the help of a submissive friend of mine who also loves pony play to help with this review.

This is a great harness, and it is ideal for anyone as a first-time harness or even for someone having some experience with pony play.

Joanne

Meo.de supplied this stunning-looking pony bridle head harness to review. As it is such a fantastic product I wanted to do it justice with the review and so I booked a session in a BDSM Dungeon (TP Studios in Cannock) for some kinky pony fun and games.

This a head harness that will give you excellent control of your little human pony. Read on to find out why I like it so much.

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