HiSmithhttps://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/fucking-machine.html2024-03-29T09:38:44+00:00Fucking Machines And Why I Love Them2021-07-19T15:41:30+00:002021-07-19T15:41:30+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/fucking-machines-and-why-i-love-them.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/671fe58af5845f33e7786dd608484c8d_S.jpg" alt="Fucking Machines And Why I Love Them" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Popular in porn, fucking machines can be fun but also essential for some people</h2>
<p>So, when I found out that Molly had decided that the latest Kink Of The Week should be Fucking Machines, I just had to write something. As she pointed out on Twitter, it is kind of one of my passions.</p>
<p>I have been using fucking machines (and sex machines in general) for over five years now, and I love them for so many good reasons.</p>
<p>Before I dive too deeply into this subject, let me give you some background information on why I turned to them and why they work so well for me.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>My disabilities - way to take a darker turn in this article</h3>
<p>Lots of people don't realise that I am disabled (although I prefer the term differently-abled). I have had both knees replaced, and that procedure didn't go to plan, leaving me with problems I will have to face for the rest of my life.</p>
<p>I also suffer from fibromyalgia, which means that I want to curl up in a ball and die some days. So I live for the good days, and my sex life has adjusted to my conditions.</p>
<p>I love penetrative sex, but I find it incredibly painful to have someone between my legs giving me a good rodgering. I also can no longer enjoy doggy style fun (because of my knees). My incredibly understanding partner Stunt Cock suggested that we try a fucking machine to satisfy my "horn".</p>
<h3>Rise of the machines</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/shockspot/joanneshockspot1.jpg" alt="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" title="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" align="left" hspace="15" />So I decided that I would try one and see if it could satisfy my need for penetrative pleasure.</p>
<p>OMG, it blew me away, and I relished the feeling of being pounded relentlessly by a robo-cock.</p>
<p>It meant I could once again enjoy the delicious feeling of my pussy being penetrated and fucked hard.</p>
<p>That very first session with a fucking machine was the seminal reason for my blog, hence its name. I wanted to tell everyone about this fantastic way to get off, and I have never looked back.</p>
<p>I consider myself incredibly lucky to have been able to experience so many different types, and each has both positive and negative points to its design. One thing that all (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.html">bar one</a>) achieve, though, is they provide a relentless fucking with whatever dildo you opt to enjoy.</p>
<p>Now fucking machines feel very different from being fucked by a real cock. Unless you have one of the expensive ones with built-in routines and the ability to vary the stroke depth as with the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a>, some people may find it a bit repetitive.</p>
<p>Most fucking machines allow you to adjust the stroke length but to do so, the machine must be not moving, and that can ruin the 'moment' if you know what I mean. Speed adjustments are easy, though, and it can be fun edging yourself for long periods by just slowing or stopping the machine until you are ready to enjoy a good hard orgasm.</p>
<h3>I love a good Robo-knobing</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/shockspot/joanneshockspot2.jpg" alt="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" title="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" align="right" hspace="15" />For me, though, it was like even the cheaper machines were sent from heaven to spice up my sex life. With my conditions, they are perfect for just using to satisfy my lust for penetration, and with so many dildos available, I have never been bored of machine sex.</p>
<p>I also love vibrating sex machines like the Sybian, Cowgirl and Motorbunny, but I can't straddle them. I use them on my back with them resting against me. Unorthodox maybe, effective, most definitely yes!</p>
<p>For some people, fucking machines are a great way to add some kink into the bedroom. But for others, they can be a lifesaver and a way to rekindle your sex drive and enjoyment if you have a disability.</p>
<p>I also relish using my machines on others, and sub'r' does enjoy some mechanical kinkery at my hands. A fucking machine is a great way to pleasure others or to introduce an extra cock/dildo into a play session.</p>
<p>The truly relentless nature of fucking machines is also something I love. They never tire, never want a break, and keep on ploughing whatever hole is in front of them for as long as you need them to.</p>
<p>They are, therefore, perfect for forced orgasm play; just don't forget the lube (and lots of it).</p>
<h3>Kinky scenes</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/blue-balls-xl-2/blue-balls-xl-2-10.jpg" alt="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" title="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" align="left" hspace="15" />Thinking about it, though, fucking machines are not only perfect for solo fun; they can also be incorporated into so many fantasies to allow you to live out some of them.</p>
<p>Fancy trying double penetration or a spitroast? Well, with a fucking machine, you can experience just that.</p>
<p>Lots of the newer fucking machines also can be controlled remotely through an app. that can be a godsend for anyone in a long-distance relationship, allowing intimate play to continue even if your partner is not physically present.</p>
<p>If you are curious about sex machines and fucking machines, they can add a lot of variety and kink to your playtime. For some, it can even be a game-changer where penetrative sex is concerned.</p>
<p>I love my machines, and whether I am using them on myself or others, I will never tire of the sight of a dildo relentlessly sliding back and forth, delivering so much pleasure.</p>
<p>Fucking machines - bring it on!</p>
<h3>Read My Reviews</h3>
<p>If you want the low down on lots of different sex machines that I have reviewed including classics like the Sybian and Shockspot, check out my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/browse-reviews/by-type/sex-or-fucking-machines.html">Sex Machine Reviews</a>. I have got quite a collection now, and have really enjnoyed reviewing them over the years.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="https://kinkoftheweek.mollysdailykiss.com" title="Kink of the Week" target="_blank"><img src="https://kinkoftheweek.mollysdailykiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Kink-of-the-WeekLips-mark-sq125.png" title="Kink of the Week" style="border:none;" /></a></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Blog</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/671fe58af5845f33e7786dd608484c8d_S.jpg" alt="Fucking Machines And Why I Love Them" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Popular in porn, fucking machines can be fun but also essential for some people</h2>
<p>So, when I found out that Molly had decided that the latest Kink Of The Week should be Fucking Machines, I just had to write something. As she pointed out on Twitter, it is kind of one of my passions.</p>
<p>I have been using fucking machines (and sex machines in general) for over five years now, and I love them for so many good reasons.</p>
<p>Before I dive too deeply into this subject, let me give you some background information on why I turned to them and why they work so well for me.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>My disabilities - way to take a darker turn in this article</h3>
<p>Lots of people don't realise that I am disabled (although I prefer the term differently-abled). I have had both knees replaced, and that procedure didn't go to plan, leaving me with problems I will have to face for the rest of my life.</p>
<p>I also suffer from fibromyalgia, which means that I want to curl up in a ball and die some days. So I live for the good days, and my sex life has adjusted to my conditions.</p>
<p>I love penetrative sex, but I find it incredibly painful to have someone between my legs giving me a good rodgering. I also can no longer enjoy doggy style fun (because of my knees). My incredibly understanding partner Stunt Cock suggested that we try a fucking machine to satisfy my "horn".</p>
<h3>Rise of the machines</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/shockspot/joanneshockspot1.jpg" alt="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" title="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" align="left" hspace="15" />So I decided that I would try one and see if it could satisfy my need for penetrative pleasure.</p>
<p>OMG, it blew me away, and I relished the feeling of being pounded relentlessly by a robo-cock.</p>
<p>It meant I could once again enjoy the delicious feeling of my pussy being penetrated and fucked hard.</p>
<p>That very first session with a fucking machine was the seminal reason for my blog, hence its name. I wanted to tell everyone about this fantastic way to get off, and I have never looked back.</p>
<p>I consider myself incredibly lucky to have been able to experience so many different types, and each has both positive and negative points to its design. One thing that all (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.html">bar one</a>) achieve, though, is they provide a relentless fucking with whatever dildo you opt to enjoy.</p>
<p>Now fucking machines feel very different from being fucked by a real cock. Unless you have one of the expensive ones with built-in routines and the ability to vary the stroke depth as with the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a>, some people may find it a bit repetitive.</p>
<p>Most fucking machines allow you to adjust the stroke length but to do so, the machine must be not moving, and that can ruin the 'moment' if you know what I mean. Speed adjustments are easy, though, and it can be fun edging yourself for long periods by just slowing or stopping the machine until you are ready to enjoy a good hard orgasm.</p>
<h3>I love a good Robo-knobing</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/shockspot/joanneshockspot2.jpg" alt="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" title="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" align="right" hspace="15" />For me, though, it was like even the cheaper machines were sent from heaven to spice up my sex life. With my conditions, they are perfect for just using to satisfy my lust for penetration, and with so many dildos available, I have never been bored of machine sex.</p>
<p>I also love vibrating sex machines like the Sybian, Cowgirl and Motorbunny, but I can't straddle them. I use them on my back with them resting against me. Unorthodox maybe, effective, most definitely yes!</p>
<p>For some people, fucking machines are a great way to add some kink into the bedroom. But for others, they can be a lifesaver and a way to rekindle your sex drive and enjoyment if you have a disability.</p>
<p>I also relish using my machines on others, and sub'r' does enjoy some mechanical kinkery at my hands. A fucking machine is a great way to pleasure others or to introduce an extra cock/dildo into a play session.</p>
<p>The truly relentless nature of fucking machines is also something I love. They never tire, never want a break, and keep on ploughing whatever hole is in front of them for as long as you need them to.</p>
<p>They are, therefore, perfect for forced orgasm play; just don't forget the lube (and lots of it).</p>
<h3>Kinky scenes</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/blue-balls-xl-2/blue-balls-xl-2-10.jpg" alt="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" title="Image showing my avatar enjoying a fucking machine" align="left" hspace="15" />Thinking about it, though, fucking machines are not only perfect for solo fun; they can also be incorporated into so many fantasies to allow you to live out some of them.</p>
<p>Fancy trying double penetration or a spitroast? Well, with a fucking machine, you can experience just that.</p>
<p>Lots of the newer fucking machines also can be controlled remotely through an app. that can be a godsend for anyone in a long-distance relationship, allowing intimate play to continue even if your partner is not physically present.</p>
<p>If you are curious about sex machines and fucking machines, they can add a lot of variety and kink to your playtime. For some, it can even be a game-changer where penetrative sex is concerned.</p>
<p>I love my machines, and whether I am using them on myself or others, I will never tire of the sight of a dildo relentlessly sliding back and forth, delivering so much pleasure.</p>
<p>Fucking machines - bring it on!</p>
<h3>Read My Reviews</h3>
<p>If you want the low down on lots of different sex machines that I have reviewed including classics like the Sybian and Shockspot, check out my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/browse-reviews/by-type/sex-or-fucking-machines.html">Sex Machine Reviews</a>. I have got quite a collection now, and have really enjnoyed reviewing them over the years.</p>
<p align="center"><a href="https://kinkoftheweek.mollysdailykiss.com" title="Kink of the Week" target="_blank"><img src="https://kinkoftheweek.mollysdailykiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Kink-of-the-WeekLips-mark-sq125.png" title="Kink of the Week" style="border:none;" /></a></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Blog</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><ul></div>Remote Controller And App For Hismith Premium Sex Machines2020-11-28T09:58:19+00:002020-11-28T09:58:19+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/remote-controller-and-app-for-hismith-premium-sex-machines.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/4fbac1ae9814b22f440e824a6b165325_S.jpg" alt="Remote Controller And App For Hismith Premium Sex Machines" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Taking your fucking machine play to the next level using your phone</h2>
<p>Last month Hismith got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new fucking machine controller for them.</p>
<p>I didn't have to think long before replying - "Yes, please". I mean think about it, a controller with remote functionality, Bluetooth and an app to enable control over the internet. It sounded perfect.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I loved exploring the fucking routines that others had created, and some of them are one hell of a good ride. I also enjoyed creating my own to edge sub'r' and keep her begging to be allowed to cum hard."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>So I got my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-new-edition-fucking-machine.html">Hismith Premium Fucking Machine</a> ready and waited for the new control box to arrive. I didn't have to wait long. Amazon fulfilled the order, and I was soon in possession of a brown Amazon package. I have spent the last couple of weeks thoroughly enjoying getting to know the new control box (any excuse for a good machine rodgering).</p>
<p>Generally, I dislike app-controlled sex toys, often finding them a little finicky or gimmicky but read on to find out what I thought of this controller.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the box from Amazon" title="Image showing the box from Amazon" align="right" hspace="15" />The new controller arrived very quickly in one of those Amazon boxes with a smiley face on the side. This means it is very discreet and no-one will know what you are having delivered.</p>
<p>This is very important, and it is good to know that Hismith takes customer discretion seriously.</p>
<p>Upon opening the Amazon packaging, I was greeted with a plain cardboard box that contained the APP Bluetooth Controller and also a remote control.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the new controller and its remote" alt="Image showing the new controller and its remote" /><br />The controller is very discreetly packaged and comes with its own remote (battery included).</p>
<h3>Design</h3>
<p>Once I had unboxed the controller, I did a side by side comparison with my original controller; and externally they look identical. They are so similar that I had to attach a sticky label to the bottom of the old controller so that I didn't get them muddled up.</p>
<p>Ergonomic wise it's pretty much a standard layout for the physical controller. Featuring a speed control knob and a power switch to start and stop the action.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the new and old controllers side by side" alt="Image showing the new and old controllers side by side" /><br />The new and old controllers are almost impossible to tell apart (the new one is on the left in this pic).</p>
<p>The knob feels good and is easy to adjust finely; the light-up power button is a nice feature.</p>
<p>You get a little remote control too; this makes it even easier to control your machine without having a cable to get in the way.</p>
<p>The remote comes with a battery pre-installed, you need to remove the little plastic tab on one of its terminals, and you are ready to play. The remote allows you to control the speed as well as cycle through its inbuilt routines.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the power switch and remote control" alt="Image showing the power switch and remote control" /><br />The power switch is a quick way to shut off the machine and the remote makes using the machine and its modes of operation easy.</p>
<p>But, you get all that functionality on the original controller, you get so much more with this one though. So let me tell you all about the App and how it can take your play to the next level.</p>
<h3>App</h3>
<p>But this is no ordinary controller, it features Bluetooth connectivity, and you can link it to the Hismith App which is available from the Apple or Android stores for free.</p>
<p>The App was simple to use and pairing it with the controller was a straightforward task. Once I had created an account on the Himsith App, I could start to explore its capabilities.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the log in and bluetooth connection screens" alt="Image showinh the log in and bluetooth connection screens" /><br />Installing and connecting the App is very simple, the instructions one the Hismith website are clear and easy to understand.</p>
<p>Now a quick point about the App that will be of great interest to Cam Performers.</p>
<p>If you use Chaturbate as your show providing service, the new HiSmith App Controller allows you to use your fucking machine during shows. You can even make tips drive the machine, and this is a fantastic way to take your performances to new levels of interactivity and also maximising your sales options.</p>
<p>Hismith does a special Charturbate controller, or you can upgrade your standard BlueTooth app controller to be able to use it with Chaturbate. This standard one does not interact with Chaturbate, but you can upgrade it through the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/home/589-hismith-camplay-extension-menbership.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hismith website</a> to be able to do so.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the ability to do Chaturbate fucking machine shows" alt="Image showing the ability to do Chaturbate fucking machine shows" /><br />An upgrade is available in order to use this controller in Chatrubate webcam shows which will be of great interest to performers.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-7.jpg" alt="Image showing my profile on the App" alt="Image showing my profile on the App" align="right" hspace="15" />Back to the regular App, though. Downloading it and registering an account is easy, you can even use third party log in which is available for several social media accounts.</p>
<p>I had no problem downloading the App and installing it.</p>
<p>When you create an account, you can add up to six profile pictures, and this is because you can use the App to interact with others over the internet. This of it as a kinky sex machine related dating or play platform and you won't be far off.</p>
<p>You can easily follow other people, make friends and also share fucking machine routines using the App. All in all I am very impressed with this aspect and it is something not available from any other brand of sex machine.</p>
<p>With several play modes to use, let's start with solo mode.</p>
<h3>Solo Mode</h3>
<p>Once connected through Bluetooth, you can swipe your fingers up or down on your screen. This allows you to alter the speed of your machine effortlessly. Using one finger gives you fine control while using two will enable you to ramp up the pace more quickly.</p>
<p>Turning the phone over will stop the machine and flipping it back over again will start it up. This is a great way to stop the machine quickly should you need to do so.</p>
<p>There is an icon at the top of the screen that allows you to select and play inbuilt routines quickly. These are great and quickly let you get used to the controls.</p>
<h3>Online Remote Play</h3>
<p>You can quickly and easily share a link through Facebook, Line, WhatsApp, WeChat and the Hismith App itself. This will allow you to have others drive your machine for you.</p>
<p>For safety reasons you can set a maximum speed from 0-100 and using your own controller or App will override the remote control giving it back to you. This is a very sensible way of doing things, and it allows you to play remotely safely.</p>
<h3>Design your own routines</h3>
<p>The App gives you the ability to design your own play routines and also share them with the community for friends.</p>
<p>When shared the list of available routines is ranked by the number of likes, uses and clicks so generally the ones at the top of the list are the ones to try first.</p>
<p>This is the capability that I enjoyed the most, I loved exploring the fucking routines that others had created, and some of them are one hell of a good ride. I also enjoyed creating my own to edge sub'r' and keep her begging to be allowed to cum hard.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-8.jpg" alt="Image showing just some of the available fucking machine routines" alt="Image showing just some of the available fucking machine routines" /><br />There is already a staggering number of fucking machine routines to explore or you can create your own.</p>
<h3>User Center</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-9.jpg" alt="Image showing some of the help articles available from within the App" alt="Image showing some of the help articles available from within the App" align="right" hspace="15" />The User centre is where you can find other people to interact with, and the community is growing daily. With everyone from singles to couples and even porn stars there it can be a fun way to make new friends and share posts.</p>
<p>As with all online activity, though, pause and think about privacy before divulging too much personal information online.</p>
<p>I have really enjoyed using the App, and it is a fantastic new feature that can make your Hismith sex-machine even more functional and much easier to control. The ability to do remote play now is excellent, especially for anyone in a long-distance relationship.</p>
<p>The trials and tribulations of the Covid era make online play a much safer option, and this new controller and App means easier control and even more play options for you.</p>
<p>Hismith has cemented their position as market leaders in the sex machine market. Innovations like this one just highlight the fact that they are a forward-thinking company always striving to improve their range of products.</p>
<p>The new App controlled remote control gives you so many new ways to enjoy your fucking machine that if you can afford it, getting one is a no brainer. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-new-edition-fucking-machine.html">Hismith HS06 fucking machine</a> that I have is my go-to machine when I absolutely need to get a good hard pounding, and now I can let others do it to me too.</p>
<p>Anyone fancy controlling my machine?</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Control your machine through your phone or tablet using the BlueTooth App</li>
<li>Play solo or online with others</li>
<li>Create exciting routines to enhance your pleasure</li>
<li>Share routines and try ones designed by others</li>
<li>Ability to use your fucking machine during Chaturbate shows (seperate purchase necessary)</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone wanting more control of their Hismith Machine</li>
<li>Anyone wanting wireless control</li>
<li>Anyone looking to play with others online</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to create highly enjoyable routines</li>
<li>Chaturbate performers looking to maximise their income</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone without a compatible Hismith fucking machine</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the new Bluetooth enabled controller and remote" alt="Image showing the new Bluetooth enabled controller and remote" /><br />This controller is a game changer when it comes to sex machine play, especially in the era of Covid and lockdowns.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is, without a doubt, a fantastic addition to my HS06 fucking machine. Having the ability to not only play cable-free but also hand over control to someone else (anywhere on the planet) is fantastic.</p>
<p>I can see this being great for anyone in a long-distance relationship or just for someone who enjoys playing with others either in person or remotely.</p>
<p>The fact that performers on Chaturbate can use it to increase their fun and revenue is also brilliant.</p>
<p>I have had so much fun using it and getting to know it well and can honestly say it will be being used over and over again when I get my machine out.</p>
<p>I can't imagine going back to the old controller now—well done Hismith for pushing the bounds of what is possible forwards again.</p>
<p>I was sent this Control Box by <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/repair-kit-replacement/557-app-remote-speed-controller-for-hismith-premium-sex-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hismith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=10;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>You can use this discount code that Hismith have given me to <strong>get a 10% discount when ordering anything from them</strong>.</p>
<p>Discount Code: <strong>9MR5124B</strong></p>
<p>Grab one of these fantastic controllers <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/repair-kit-replacement/557-app-remote-speed-controller-for-hismith-premium-sex-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">from Hismith for £129</a> and don't forget your discount code.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent this controller to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Bluetooth</li><li>Remote</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/4fbac1ae9814b22f440e824a6b165325_S.jpg" alt="Remote Controller And App For Hismith Premium Sex Machines" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Taking your fucking machine play to the next level using your phone</h2>
<p>Last month Hismith got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their new fucking machine controller for them.</p>
<p>I didn't have to think long before replying - "Yes, please". I mean think about it, a controller with remote functionality, Bluetooth and an app to enable control over the internet. It sounded perfect.</p>
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<p>"I loved exploring the fucking routines that others had created, and some of them are one hell of a good ride. I also enjoyed creating my own to edge sub'r' and keep her begging to be allowed to cum hard."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>So I got my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-new-edition-fucking-machine.html">Hismith Premium Fucking Machine</a> ready and waited for the new control box to arrive. I didn't have to wait long. Amazon fulfilled the order, and I was soon in possession of a brown Amazon package. I have spent the last couple of weeks thoroughly enjoying getting to know the new control box (any excuse for a good machine rodgering).</p>
<p>Generally, I dislike app-controlled sex toys, often finding them a little finicky or gimmicky but read on to find out what I thought of this controller.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the box from Amazon" title="Image showing the box from Amazon" align="right" hspace="15" />The new controller arrived very quickly in one of those Amazon boxes with a smiley face on the side. This means it is very discreet and no-one will know what you are having delivered.</p>
<p>This is very important, and it is good to know that Hismith takes customer discretion seriously.</p>
<p>Upon opening the Amazon packaging, I was greeted with a plain cardboard box that contained the APP Bluetooth Controller and also a remote control.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the new controller and its remote" alt="Image showing the new controller and its remote" /><br />The controller is very discreetly packaged and comes with its own remote (battery included).</p>
<h3>Design</h3>
<p>Once I had unboxed the controller, I did a side by side comparison with my original controller; and externally they look identical. They are so similar that I had to attach a sticky label to the bottom of the old controller so that I didn't get them muddled up.</p>
<p>Ergonomic wise it's pretty much a standard layout for the physical controller. Featuring a speed control knob and a power switch to start and stop the action.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the new and old controllers side by side" alt="Image showing the new and old controllers side by side" /><br />The new and old controllers are almost impossible to tell apart (the new one is on the left in this pic).</p>
<p>The knob feels good and is easy to adjust finely; the light-up power button is a nice feature.</p>
<p>You get a little remote control too; this makes it even easier to control your machine without having a cable to get in the way.</p>
<p>The remote comes with a battery pre-installed, you need to remove the little plastic tab on one of its terminals, and you are ready to play. The remote allows you to control the speed as well as cycle through its inbuilt routines.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the power switch and remote control" alt="Image showing the power switch and remote control" /><br />The power switch is a quick way to shut off the machine and the remote makes using the machine and its modes of operation easy.</p>
<p>But, you get all that functionality on the original controller, you get so much more with this one though. So let me tell you all about the App and how it can take your play to the next level.</p>
<h3>App</h3>
<p>But this is no ordinary controller, it features Bluetooth connectivity, and you can link it to the Hismith App which is available from the Apple or Android stores for free.</p>
<p>The App was simple to use and pairing it with the controller was a straightforward task. Once I had created an account on the Himsith App, I could start to explore its capabilities.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the log in and bluetooth connection screens" alt="Image showinh the log in and bluetooth connection screens" /><br />Installing and connecting the App is very simple, the instructions one the Hismith website are clear and easy to understand.</p>
<p>Now a quick point about the App that will be of great interest to Cam Performers.</p>
<p>If you use Chaturbate as your show providing service, the new HiSmith App Controller allows you to use your fucking machine during shows. You can even make tips drive the machine, and this is a fantastic way to take your performances to new levels of interactivity and also maximising your sales options.</p>
<p>Hismith does a special Charturbate controller, or you can upgrade your standard BlueTooth app controller to be able to use it with Chaturbate. This standard one does not interact with Chaturbate, but you can upgrade it through the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/home/589-hismith-camplay-extension-menbership.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hismith website</a> to be able to do so.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the ability to do Chaturbate fucking machine shows" alt="Image showing the ability to do Chaturbate fucking machine shows" /><br />An upgrade is available in order to use this controller in Chatrubate webcam shows which will be of great interest to performers.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-7.jpg" alt="Image showing my profile on the App" alt="Image showing my profile on the App" align="right" hspace="15" />Back to the regular App, though. Downloading it and registering an account is easy, you can even use third party log in which is available for several social media accounts.</p>
<p>I had no problem downloading the App and installing it.</p>
<p>When you create an account, you can add up to six profile pictures, and this is because you can use the App to interact with others over the internet. This of it as a kinky sex machine related dating or play platform and you won't be far off.</p>
<p>You can easily follow other people, make friends and also share fucking machine routines using the App. All in all I am very impressed with this aspect and it is something not available from any other brand of sex machine.</p>
<p>With several play modes to use, let's start with solo mode.</p>
<h3>Solo Mode</h3>
<p>Once connected through Bluetooth, you can swipe your fingers up or down on your screen. This allows you to alter the speed of your machine effortlessly. Using one finger gives you fine control while using two will enable you to ramp up the pace more quickly.</p>
<p>Turning the phone over will stop the machine and flipping it back over again will start it up. This is a great way to stop the machine quickly should you need to do so.</p>
<p>There is an icon at the top of the screen that allows you to select and play inbuilt routines quickly. These are great and quickly let you get used to the controls.</p>
<h3>Online Remote Play</h3>
<p>You can quickly and easily share a link through Facebook, Line, WhatsApp, WeChat and the Hismith App itself. This will allow you to have others drive your machine for you.</p>
<p>For safety reasons you can set a maximum speed from 0-100 and using your own controller or App will override the remote control giving it back to you. This is a very sensible way of doing things, and it allows you to play remotely safely.</p>
<h3>Design your own routines</h3>
<p>The App gives you the ability to design your own play routines and also share them with the community for friends.</p>
<p>When shared the list of available routines is ranked by the number of likes, uses and clicks so generally the ones at the top of the list are the ones to try first.</p>
<p>This is the capability that I enjoyed the most, I loved exploring the fucking routines that others had created, and some of them are one hell of a good ride. I also enjoyed creating my own to edge sub'r' and keep her begging to be allowed to cum hard.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-8.jpg" alt="Image showing just some of the available fucking machine routines" alt="Image showing just some of the available fucking machine routines" /><br />There is already a staggering number of fucking machine routines to explore or you can create your own.</p>
<h3>User Center</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-9.jpg" alt="Image showing some of the help articles available from within the App" alt="Image showing some of the help articles available from within the App" align="right" hspace="15" />The User centre is where you can find other people to interact with, and the community is growing daily. With everyone from singles to couples and even porn stars there it can be a fun way to make new friends and share posts.</p>
<p>As with all online activity, though, pause and think about privacy before divulging too much personal information online.</p>
<p>I have really enjoyed using the App, and it is a fantastic new feature that can make your Hismith sex-machine even more functional and much easier to control. The ability to do remote play now is excellent, especially for anyone in a long-distance relationship.</p>
<p>The trials and tribulations of the Covid era make online play a much safer option, and this new controller and App means easier control and even more play options for you.</p>
<p>Hismith has cemented their position as market leaders in the sex machine market. Innovations like this one just highlight the fact that they are a forward-thinking company always striving to improve their range of products.</p>
<p>The new App controlled remote control gives you so many new ways to enjoy your fucking machine that if you can afford it, getting one is a no brainer. I can't wait to see what they come up with next.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-new-edition-fucking-machine.html">Hismith HS06 fucking machine</a> that I have is my go-to machine when I absolutely need to get a good hard pounding, and now I can let others do it to me too.</p>
<p>Anyone fancy controlling my machine?</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Control your machine through your phone or tablet using the BlueTooth App</li>
<li>Play solo or online with others</li>
<li>Create exciting routines to enhance your pleasure</li>
<li>Share routines and try ones designed by others</li>
<li>Ability to use your fucking machine during Chaturbate shows (seperate purchase necessary)</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone wanting more control of their Hismith Machine</li>
<li>Anyone wanting wireless control</li>
<li>Anyone looking to play with others online</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to create highly enjoyable routines</li>
<li>Chaturbate performers looking to maximise their income</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone without a compatible Hismith fucking machine</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-controller/hismith-bluetooth-controller-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the new Bluetooth enabled controller and remote" alt="Image showing the new Bluetooth enabled controller and remote" /><br />This controller is a game changer when it comes to sex machine play, especially in the era of Covid and lockdowns.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is, without a doubt, a fantastic addition to my HS06 fucking machine. Having the ability to not only play cable-free but also hand over control to someone else (anywhere on the planet) is fantastic.</p>
<p>I can see this being great for anyone in a long-distance relationship or just for someone who enjoys playing with others either in person or remotely.</p>
<p>The fact that performers on Chaturbate can use it to increase their fun and revenue is also brilliant.</p>
<p>I have had so much fun using it and getting to know it well and can honestly say it will be being used over and over again when I get my machine out.</p>
<p>I can't imagine going back to the old controller now—well done Hismith for pushing the bounds of what is possible forwards again.</p>
<p>I was sent this Control Box by <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/repair-kit-replacement/557-app-remote-speed-controller-for-hismith-premium-sex-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hismith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>You can use this discount code that Hismith have given me to <strong>get a 10% discount when ordering anything from them</strong>.</p>
<p>Discount Code: <strong>9MR5124B</strong></p>
<p>Grab one of these fantastic controllers <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/repair-kit-replacement/557-app-remote-speed-controller-for-hismith-premium-sex-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">from Hismith for £129</a> and don't forget your discount code.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent this controller to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Bluetooth</li><li>Remote</li><ul></div>Check Out Cartel Del Amore For Sex And Fucking Machines2020-06-26T11:25:26+00:002020-06-26T11:25:26+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/check-out-cartel-del-amore-for-sex-and-fucking-machines.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e083ac4df288f0b9f03ec1adbe79e026_S.jpg" alt="Check Out Cartel Del Amore For Sex And Fucking Machines" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Looking for a fantastic range of sex machines? Check out Cartel De Amore</h2>
<p>It is no secret that I love sex and fucking machines in general, relishing the sheer power and performance of them. They never tire, slow or falter, a fucking machine has one job, and it is designed to do it exceptionally well.</p>
<p>But, where can you get one from? What sort of machines are best suited to my circumstances? These are questions that I often get asked, and in this sponsored post, I am going to point you to a company that can take care of your every fucking and sex machine needs. Let me introduce you to <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Cartel De Amore</a>, based in Anaheim, California.</p>
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<p>"Be sure to check out the machines over at Cartel De Amore, and don't forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi""</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
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<p>They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.</p>
<p>This article will cover standard fucking machines, vibrating sex machines, male milking machines and some recommendations on attachments.</p>
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<h2>Fucking Machines</h2>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/maestro-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Maestro Deluxe Fucking Machine" title="Image showing the Maestro Deluxe Fucking Machine" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>If you really want to give someone a right seeing to or you want to be pleasured continually, then you have to try a fucking machine. Most fucking machines consist of a frame to which a motor and gearbox are attached. These drive a flywheel, and a link arm translates the rotational movement of this wheel into linear motion that makes the dildo to move back and forth.</p>
<p>An excellent example of this style of machine is the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/maestro-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">XR Brands Maestro Deluxe Sex Machine</a>, this machine has some great features. Firstly the controller for the speed is, in fact, a vibrator that you can use on your clit while the machine bangs away inside you. It comes with a dildo and also an anal probe for double the fun.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/lovebotz-toolbox-lover-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Lovebotz Toolbox Lover Machine" title="Image showing the Lovebotz Toolbox Lover Machine" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>It has easily adjustable frame, allowing it to be basically be used in any position, even standing. With up to 300RPM and an adjustable stroke length of 3"-10" it can be tailored to your style of play.</p>
<p>If you are looking for something more discreet, then the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/lovebotz-toolbox-lover-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">XR Brands Lovebotz Toolbox Lover Machine</a> could be a good option.</p>
<p>Looking like a standard toolbox, it contains a fucking machine that is quick and easy to set up and use. Again this one comes with a controller that is also a vibrator for extra fun.</p>
<p>It's definitely one of the only fucking machines that someone could see and have no idea what it actually is other than a mundane toolbox, its real use can be your little secret.</p>
<h2>Vibrating Sex Machines</h2>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/saddle-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore3.jpg" alt="Image showing The Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine" title="Image showing the Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>You've probably heard of the Sybian, right? It is a sex machine that you straddle, and it is the Rolls Royce of ride on vibrating sex machines, but other options are also more affordable than this powerhouse.</p>
<p>Take the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/saddle-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">The Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine</a> for instance. It's also a ride on vibrator that delivers insense sensations that literally rip an orgasm out of the rider. With extra attachments available like the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/double-penetration-attachment-saddle-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Double Penetration Attachment For Saddle Sex Machines</a> for example, why settle for stimulating one orifice when you can play with two?</p>
<p>This type of sex machine is perfect for parties or couples play, but they are also ideal for use alone for some very intense "me time". It always amazes me just how powerful and effective this style of sex machine is.</p>
<p>My mind was blown the first time I rode one, and it made me quirt for the first time in my life. I almost died of embarrassment at the time, but it also turned me on so much I had to ride it again straight away.</p>
<h2>Male Milking Machines</h2>
<p>Fancy a mechanical blowjob? Imagine being able to have your happy chap sucked when you want and for however long you want.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/love-botz-milker-duel-cylinder-deluxe-stroking-machine-sex-furniture-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore4.jpg" alt="Image showing The Milker Dual Cylinder Deluxe Stroking Machine" title="Image showing the Milker Dual Cylinder Deluxe Stroking Machine" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>The <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/love-botz-milker-duel-cylinder-deluxe-stroking-machine-sex-furniture-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Milker Dual Cylinder Deluxe Stroking Machine</a>, comes with two cylinders, a 9" long one for penis play and a shorter one that can be used on nipples or even a clitoris to enable couples to play too.</p>
<p>This type of sex machine uses a motor to operate a pump that draws air in and out of the cylinder, which has a soft liner. This causes the cylinder to stroke and sucks on an erect penis inducing some incredible sensations. It literally does suck you off, and they are so much fun.</p>
<p>There is even a <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/milker-cylinder-textured-sleeve-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Textured cylinder</a> available for even more intense stimulation.</p>
<p>One thing I love about this style of sex machine is the visual aspect of them. The way they move up and down a hard cock really flicks my switch. They are so much fun to watch in action but even more, fun to use, these machines give me a little bit of penis envy.</p>
<h2>And Some Recommended Attachments</h2>
<p>Fucking machines are amazing, and I have been using them for over five years now. In that time I have learnt that as well as the fucking machine itself. It pays to invest in some useful accessories to enhance its performance and also its capabilities.</p>
<p>Top of my list is a flexible coupling like the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/sex-machine-flexible-extension-furniture-xr-brands-love-botz" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Sex Machine Flexible Extension</a>.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/fcking-machine-accessory-upgrade-kit-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore5.jpg" alt="Image showing The F*cking Machine Accessory Upgrade Kit" title="Image showing the F*cking Machine Accessory Upgrade Kit" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>This makes aligning your sex machine with any orifice easy and allows you to squirm around a bit. Let's face it when you are getting hammered at up to four thrusts a second you will probably be squirming around too. These also make the ride a bit smoother and more comfortable too, so make sure you get one of these.</p>
<p>Next on my list of recommendations is the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/kink-power-banger-extender-set-bondage-doc-johnson" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Doc Johnson Kink Power Banger Extender Set</a>. These two adaptors increase the length of your fucking machines thrust rod, which is very useful indeed.</p>
<p>It just makes setting up and using your machine more comfortable. It even means your partner can penetrate you at the same time as the machine for some really kinky fun.</p>
<p>My final suggestion for "pimping your ride" is to get a wand attachment for a Hitachi Magic Wand like the one in this <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/fcking-machine-accessory-upgrade-kit-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">F*cking Machine Accessory Upgrade Kit</a>. This kit also has a double dildo adaptor so you can use your machine on both holes for double the pleasure. A wand adaptor is fantastic for allowing some targetted vibrations where you need them while also enjoying the unrelenting fuck machine driving you wild with desire.</p>
<h2>Conclusion</h2>
<p>There are so many fucking and sex machines on the market. It is really nice to see such a good selection in one place together with useful attachments to enhance your experience.</p>
<p>So, be sure to check out the machines over at <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Cartel De Amore</a>, and don't forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This post does not contain affiliate links, but it is a sponsord post, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Sponsored Post</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Advice</li><li>Blog</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e083ac4df288f0b9f03ec1adbe79e026_S.jpg" alt="Check Out Cartel Del Amore For Sex And Fucking Machines" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Looking for a fantastic range of sex machines? Check out Cartel De Amore</h2>
<p>It is no secret that I love sex and fucking machines in general, relishing the sheer power and performance of them. They never tire, slow or falter, a fucking machine has one job, and it is designed to do it exceptionally well.</p>
<p>But, where can you get one from? What sort of machines are best suited to my circumstances? These are questions that I often get asked, and in this sponsored post, I am going to point you to a company that can take care of your every fucking and sex machine needs. Let me introduce you to <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Cartel De Amore</a>, based in Anaheim, California.</p>
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<p>"Be sure to check out the machines over at Cartel De Amore, and don't forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi""</p><small>Joanne</small>
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<p>They carry a fantastic range of sex machines as well as all the attachments that you can think of to enhance your experience. With so many sex machines to choose from, it can be hard to sort out what would be the best option for you. So, in my usual style, I'm going to break them down into a few categories and make some recommendations for you to think about.</p>
<p>This article will cover standard fucking machines, vibrating sex machines, male milking machines and some recommendations on attachments.</p>
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<h2>Fucking Machines</h2>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/maestro-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Maestro Deluxe Fucking Machine" title="Image showing the Maestro Deluxe Fucking Machine" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>If you really want to give someone a right seeing to or you want to be pleasured continually, then you have to try a fucking machine. Most fucking machines consist of a frame to which a motor and gearbox are attached. These drive a flywheel, and a link arm translates the rotational movement of this wheel into linear motion that makes the dildo to move back and forth.</p>
<p>An excellent example of this style of machine is the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/maestro-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">XR Brands Maestro Deluxe Sex Machine</a>, this machine has some great features. Firstly the controller for the speed is, in fact, a vibrator that you can use on your clit while the machine bangs away inside you. It comes with a dildo and also an anal probe for double the fun.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/lovebotz-toolbox-lover-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Lovebotz Toolbox Lover Machine" title="Image showing the Lovebotz Toolbox Lover Machine" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>It has easily adjustable frame, allowing it to be basically be used in any position, even standing. With up to 300RPM and an adjustable stroke length of 3"-10" it can be tailored to your style of play.</p>
<p>If you are looking for something more discreet, then the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/lovebotz-toolbox-lover-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">XR Brands Lovebotz Toolbox Lover Machine</a> could be a good option.</p>
<p>Looking like a standard toolbox, it contains a fucking machine that is quick and easy to set up and use. Again this one comes with a controller that is also a vibrator for extra fun.</p>
<p>It's definitely one of the only fucking machines that someone could see and have no idea what it actually is other than a mundane toolbox, its real use can be your little secret.</p>
<h2>Vibrating Sex Machines</h2>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/saddle-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore3.jpg" alt="Image showing The Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine" title="Image showing the Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>You've probably heard of the Sybian, right? It is a sex machine that you straddle, and it is the Rolls Royce of ride on vibrating sex machines, but other options are also more affordable than this powerhouse.</p>
<p>Take the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/saddle-deluxe-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">The Saddle Deluxe Sex Machine</a> for instance. It's also a ride on vibrator that delivers insense sensations that literally rip an orgasm out of the rider. With extra attachments available like the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/double-penetration-attachment-saddle-sex-machine-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Double Penetration Attachment For Saddle Sex Machines</a> for example, why settle for stimulating one orifice when you can play with two?</p>
<p>This type of sex machine is perfect for parties or couples play, but they are also ideal for use alone for some very intense "me time". It always amazes me just how powerful and effective this style of sex machine is.</p>
<p>My mind was blown the first time I rode one, and it made me quirt for the first time in my life. I almost died of embarrassment at the time, but it also turned me on so much I had to ride it again straight away.</p>
<h2>Male Milking Machines</h2>
<p>Fancy a mechanical blowjob? Imagine being able to have your happy chap sucked when you want and for however long you want.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/love-botz-milker-duel-cylinder-deluxe-stroking-machine-sex-furniture-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore4.jpg" alt="Image showing The Milker Dual Cylinder Deluxe Stroking Machine" title="Image showing the Milker Dual Cylinder Deluxe Stroking Machine" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>The <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/love-botz-milker-duel-cylinder-deluxe-stroking-machine-sex-furniture-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Milker Dual Cylinder Deluxe Stroking Machine</a>, comes with two cylinders, a 9" long one for penis play and a shorter one that can be used on nipples or even a clitoris to enable couples to play too.</p>
<p>This type of sex machine uses a motor to operate a pump that draws air in and out of the cylinder, which has a soft liner. This causes the cylinder to stroke and sucks on an erect penis inducing some incredible sensations. It literally does suck you off, and they are so much fun.</p>
<p>There is even a <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/milker-cylinder-textured-sleeve-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Textured cylinder</a> available for even more intense stimulation.</p>
<p>One thing I love about this style of sex machine is the visual aspect of them. The way they move up and down a hard cock really flicks my switch. They are so much fun to watch in action but even more, fun to use, these machines give me a little bit of penis envy.</p>
<h2>And Some Recommended Attachments</h2>
<p>Fucking machines are amazing, and I have been using them for over five years now. In that time I have learnt that as well as the fucking machine itself. It pays to invest in some useful accessories to enhance its performance and also its capabilities.</p>
<p>Top of my list is a flexible coupling like the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/sex-machine-flexible-extension-furniture-xr-brands-love-botz" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Sex Machine Flexible Extension</a>.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/fcking-machine-accessory-upgrade-kit-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/articles/carteldelamore5.jpg" alt="Image showing The F*cking Machine Accessory Upgrade Kit" title="Image showing the F*cking Machine Accessory Upgrade Kit" align="right" hspace="10" /></a>This makes aligning your sex machine with any orifice easy and allows you to squirm around a bit. Let's face it when you are getting hammered at up to four thrusts a second you will probably be squirming around too. These also make the ride a bit smoother and more comfortable too, so make sure you get one of these.</p>
<p>Next on my list of recommendations is the <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/kink-power-banger-extender-set-bondage-doc-johnson" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Doc Johnson Kink Power Banger Extender Set</a>. These two adaptors increase the length of your fucking machines thrust rod, which is very useful indeed.</p>
<p>It just makes setting up and using your machine more comfortable. It even means your partner can penetrate you at the same time as the machine for some really kinky fun.</p>
<p>My final suggestion for "pimping your ride" is to get a wand attachment for a Hitachi Magic Wand like the one in this <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines/products/fcking-machine-accessory-upgrade-kit-bondage-xr-brands" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">F*cking Machine Accessory Upgrade Kit</a>. This kit also has a double dildo adaptor so you can use your machine on both holes for double the pleasure. A wand adaptor is fantastic for allowing some targetted vibrations where you need them while also enjoying the unrelenting fuck machine driving you wild with desire.</p>
<h2>Conclusion</h2>
<p>There are so many fucking and sex machines on the market. It is really nice to see such a good selection in one place together with useful attachments to enhance your experience.</p>
<p>So, be sure to check out the machines over at <a href="https://www.carteldeamore.com/collections/sex-machines" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Cartel De Amore</a>, and don't forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This post does not contain affiliate links, but it is a sponsord post, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Sponsored Post</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Advice</li><li>Blog</li><ul></div>Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine2020-02-13T11:31:54+00:002020-02-13T11:31:54+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-new-edition-fucking-machine.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e9b0f857826ab994b1b1904c051bbf59_S.jpg" alt="Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine</h2>
<p>When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while.</p>
<p>I have seen their machines in action at various trade shows and was keen to see how one of their top machines would perform.</p>
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<p>"I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more."</p><small>Joanne</small>
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<p>HiSmith is getting some great feedback about the performance of their machines, and I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang when this one arrived.</p>
<p>So, this review is going to be reasonably long, but this machine deserves a thorough assessment, and so do you, so here we go.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and Packaging</h3>
<p>A courier delivered this fucking machine in a plain cardboard box that carried no indication as to the kinky nature of its contents, which is good to know.</p>
<p>I was blown away when I opened up the box to find the fucking machine very securely packaged inside its own HiSmith branded canvas carry bag.</p>
<p>One thing often overlooked by people when looking for and buying a sex machine is how they are going to store it or move it around. It's fantastic that HiSmith has taken this problem on board and come up with their own solution, and a lovely one it is too.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the storage system" title="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the storage system" /><br />I love the packaging of this fucking machine, it's so functional and is perfect for taking your machine to meets or on play dates.</p>
<p>The machine nestles inside rigid laser cut packing formers in layers. This holds everything securely in place while also protecting it on its journey to you and elsewhere. It's so nice not to have to throw packaging out, and that is definitely good for the environment. Well done HiSmith for a superb idea that I'm sure is going to be very well received.</p>
<p>You also get an elasticated dust sheet to cover your machine when not in use if you don't want to strip it down to store it in its storage bag. So you have two options there for storage and both are brilliant.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the dust cover" title="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the dust cover" /><br />All of the parts are held securely in place in the cut out foam layers and the dust cover is a nice touch.</p>
<p>Inside the packaging, you get the machine itself, a silicone dildo, a quick start guide, an Allen key and instructions.</p>
<p>The instructions are easy to follow even though the standard of English in them is at times somewhat questionable. I am available to proofread instructions if any companies want them checking before printing.</p>
<p>Following the instructions, you can have the machine assembled in under ten minutes with ease.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-3.jpg" alt="Image showing everything you get in the box" title="Image showing everything you get in the box" /><br />All of the parts are quick and easy to assemble if you follow the instructions.</p>
<h3>Design</h3>
<p>I have already mentioned the storage and carry bag, which is a superb solution to what you do with a fucking machine between sessions. It's also ideal if you travel with your machine to clubs or friends houses.</p>
<p>This is what I call a standard fucking machine, and by that I don't mean its performance. I am talking about the style of machine.</p>
<p>It features two adjustable legs, an adjustable thrust length, quick release attachment, together with a motor and gearbox. A link arm translates rotational movement of a rotating arm into linear movement of the thrust rod. How it all works together is a work of art.</p>
<p>So, let me start with the legs. Often cheap sex machines have hollow legs, and while that is good for the company, making them as it means lower material and shipping costs, it is terrible news for the customer.</p>
<p>Fucking machines by their very nature tend to be unstable with large dildos or at high speeds. This is all due to the mass of the dildo being continually accelerated and decelerated. One thing that minimises this instability is weight, and that is where solid legs come in so handy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the legs and clamp mechanism" title="Image showing the legs and clamp mechansim" /><br />Solid legs and sturdy clamps lead to a stable machine.</p>
<p>This machine has solid legs, and they are nice and robust, providing lots of stability in use. They are also laser engraved with the HiSmith logo, and that's a very nice touch.</p>
<p>You use the included Allen key to assemble the legs after removing their protective film as shown in the instructions.</p>
<p>These legs are then slid into two mounting clamps on the main machine body. Again excellent quality metal components are used here, some companies use plastic clamping blocks. These ones are metal, and you can adjust the clamping force to suit your needs. I found them excellent at holding the machine exactly where I wanted it.</p>
<p>Using the two clamps and combinations of leg height adjustments you can use this machine is a large number of positions, even while standing. That is good for you as it increases your play options.</p>
<p>The rotating arm attached to the motors gearbox has a thumbwheel that can be unlocked to allow you to alter the thrust length from 1.2-6 inches (3-15 cm). This means you can tailor the thrusts to your personal liking.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the rotating arm, link mechanism and the blue grease" title="Image showing the rotating arm, link mechanism and the blue grease" /><br />The moving parts are good sturdy parts that are easy to adjust. The blue grease shows you exactly where you need to grease when servicing your machine.</p>
<p>The sliding block that the link arm goes to has another thumbwheel. This one is used to secure the thrust rod in place. The linear guide rods are coated in a lovely blue grease to reduce frictions. The instructions recommend re-applying grease every three months, which is good advice as this will reduce wear and tear over time.</p>
<p>An external power supply is used, which is similar to the type you get with laptop computers. This plugs into a "cable box" on the side of the machine. I was sent a power cable with a US style plug but I had a spare cable, if you order from the UK site you get a UK power lead and if you order from the European HiSmith store you will get a lead with a two prong plug.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the power supply and the two control options" title="Image showing the power supply and the two control options" /><br />The power supply is easy to connect and the two control options are fantastic.</p>
<h3>Controls</h3>
<p>The remote control plugs into the other side of this box. This control has a red on/off switch and a rotating speed knob. Make sure the power switch is off, and the speed is set to zero before you plug in the power.</p>
<p>This machine also comes with a very stylish remote control. This allows you to control it from up to 10 metres away, and that is great if you are giving someone else the controls. I love using the remote as when using the machine I don't have to hold a bulky control box with a dangling cable.</p>
<p>To use remote, simply switch on the wired controller then use the buttons on the remote. The remote gives extra option when pressing the triangular button, where it runs a program from stop to slowly speeding up to a mid-speed, then slowing down to stop again. This is fantastic for teasing or prolonging an orgasm. The H button in the centre stops the machine no matter the speed it is moving at the time. The up and down buttons work seamlessly.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the easy to use controls" title="Image showing the easy to use controls" /><br />The controls are really easy to use and the program function makes a nice change from just constant speed fucking.</p>
<h3>The business end of the machine</h3>
<p>The end of the thrust rod carries a KlicLok quick release adaptor. This system is based on the quick-air adaptors, but this adaptor features an octagonal opening and corresponding plug in the dildo. This prevents the dildo from twisting in use so it will stay in the orientation you install it. HiSmith produces a full range of adaptors and even sets for the KlicLok adaptor machines. I recently reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-women-kliclok-system.html">set for women</a> and the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html">set for lovers</a>, and they are full of useful accessories.</p>
<p>The suction cup dildo that comes with it is a nice size with some very lovely feeling veins. It is made out of silicone which is fantastic, and my go-to material for insertable sex toys. It is phthalate and latex-free and so easy to clean, wash in warm soapy water or use an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the dildo sent with the machine and its KlicLok attachment in the base" title="Image showing the dildo sent with the machine and its KlicLok attachment in the base" /><br />The included silicone dildo has some lovely textured veins on it and a well defined glans.</p>
<p>The suction cup base has the KlicLok attachment mechanism screwed into its centre, allowing for a quick mounting and release from the machine. If you want to use the suction cup on the dildo, you need to unscrew and remove the metal KlicLok attachment from it. This adaptor can be screwed into a Vac-u-lock adaptor to allow you to use Vac-u-lock dildos with this machine. They are sold seperately. HiSmith sells a vast range of other dildos and accessories for this machine that are worth checking out.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>This fucking machine has really given me a run for my money. It has fantastic performance and enough power to handle the larger dildos I enjoy the most.</p>
<p>I made the most use out of the Vac-u-lock dildo I received in one of the attachment sets as I have a lot of Vac-u-lock dildos and that is an attachment I can highly recommend. I have enjoyed this fucking machine in lots of different positions as it is so easy to set up various angles using the adjustable legs, here are some of the ones suggested by HiSmith.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-9.jpg" alt="Image showing different positions that you can use with this machine" title="Image showing different positions that you can use with this machine" /><br />It is easy to set this machine up to use in lots of different positions. Image Copyright HiSmith.</p>
<p>With the supplied dildo this machine can really move. The specifications state it will handle up to 240 thrusts a minute which is four a second. While I haven't actually timed it I can attest to this thing is capable of some serious thrusting fun. You will need lots of lube to enjoy it at these speeds. The motor can get warm after a prolonged session and the manual recommends only using it for half an hour before letting it cool. Half an hour on a fucking machine is a lifetime, I found this one got warm but not too hot.</p>
<p>On longer stroke lengths or with larger dildos you will not get it moving as fast as on a short stroke length. That is purely down to physics. Having everything to do with mass and acceleration and not poor design. All fucking machines slow down with hefty dildos or long thrust lengths, and that is not a bad thing.</p>
<p>On high speeds, it does have a tendency to rock on its legs a little even with its heavy legs with heavier dildos. You get that with every fucking machine though, and it is something just to bear in mind. I place my foot on the legs to keep it stable with big toys, or you can put something on them. I made a short video of it in action showing you the speed increases when using the remote. As you can see, it handles the attached dildo with ease, and it is stable with this one too.</p>
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<p>I am delighted to confirm that this machine really does deliver the hard pounding you would imagine a machine being capable of providing.</p>
<p>I was very pleasantly surprised with just how quiet it is, it gets louder as you increase the speed of the machine, but I do have louder vibrators (yes, I am a power queen).</p>
<p>It is probably the quietest fucking machine I own, and so it's very suitable if you need discretion where you play.</p>
<p>The included dildo is very nice, I like the fact that you can also use it as a suction cup dildo in the shower or elsewhere too. I am a big fan of sex toys with lots of options for their use.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the easy to use controls and dildo mounted on the machine" title="Image showing the easy to use controls and dildo mounted on the machine" /><br />The combination of easy to use controls and a very nice dildo means you can have a lot of fun straight out of the box.</p>
<p>I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more. That is one of the things I love about fucking machines.</p>
<p>HiSmith provides a one year warranty on this machine and spare parts are available on their website.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Solid sturdy construction</li>
<li>Controlled by a corded controller or by remote control</li>
<li>Quick release KlicLok adaptor and includes silicone suction cup dildo</li>
<li>Up to 240 thrusts a minute</li>
<li>Storage and carry bag included</li>
<li>1 year warranty</li>
<li>Solid, sturdy adjustable legs allow multiple ways to use it</li>
<li>Adjustable thrust length</li>
<li>Elescticated dust sheet iuncluded</li>
</ul>
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<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a strudy fucking machine</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a remote control fucking machine</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fucking machine with a KlicLock quick release adaptor</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fucking machine with solid legs to make it sturdier</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a quiet fucking machine</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who doesn't like the idea of sex with a machine</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-11.jpg" alt="Image showing the fucking machine fully assembled and ready for use" title="Image showing the fucking machine fully assembled and ready for use" /><br />This is a fun and extremely functional fucking machine that I can highly recommend.</p>
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<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>All in all, I am delighted with the performance and features of this machine. I can understand why they call it their premium line. It's features far outway those on many of the comparably priced machines making it a fantastic choice for anyone looking for a good quality fucking machine.</p>
<p>It delivers where it matters with plenty of power and speed that will have you clawing at the sheets. The range of attachments available through HiSmith mean you can almost use any sex toy on it.</p>
<p>I think I now have a new favourite fucking machine, thank you HiSmith.</p>
<p>I was sent this <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/419-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-hismith-new-edition-fukcing-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fucking Machine by HiSmith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/419-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-hismith-new-edition-fukcing-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hismith.jpg" border="0" alt="Hismith produce some fantastic sex machines" title="HiSmith produce some fantastic sex machines" /></a>
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<p>Grab one of these extremely efficient Fucking Machines over at <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/419-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-hismith-new-edition-fukcing-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HiSmith.co.uk where you can grab one for £ 439.99</a> and wait for it to arrive and rock your world.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>KlicLok</li><li>Quiet</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e9b0f857826ab994b1b1904c051bbf59_S.jpg" alt="Hismith Remote Controlled Premium Sex Machine with Free Silicone Dildo and Portable Bag New Edition Fucking Machine" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>I think I have found my new favourite fucking machine</h2>
<p>When HiSmith got in touch to tell me that they were sending one of their premium fucking machines to review, you can understand me grinning like a Cheshire Cat for a while.</p>
<p>I have seen their machines in action at various trade shows and was keen to see how one of their top machines would perform.</p>
<p>
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<p>"I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>HiSmith is getting some great feedback about the performance of their machines, and I could hardly contain my excitement when the doorbell rang when this one arrived.</p>
<p>So, this review is going to be reasonably long, but this machine deserves a thorough assessment, and so do you, so here we go.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and Packaging</h3>
<p>A courier delivered this fucking machine in a plain cardboard box that carried no indication as to the kinky nature of its contents, which is good to know.</p>
<p>I was blown away when I opened up the box to find the fucking machine very securely packaged inside its own HiSmith branded canvas carry bag.</p>
<p>One thing often overlooked by people when looking for and buying a sex machine is how they are going to store it or move it around. It's fantastic that HiSmith has taken this problem on board and come up with their own solution, and a lovely one it is too.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the storage system" title="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the storage system" /><br />I love the packaging of this fucking machine, it's so functional and is perfect for taking your machine to meets or on play dates.</p>
<p>The machine nestles inside rigid laser cut packing formers in layers. This holds everything securely in place while also protecting it on its journey to you and elsewhere. It's so nice not to have to throw packaging out, and that is definitely good for the environment. Well done HiSmith for a superb idea that I'm sure is going to be very well received.</p>
<p>You also get an elasticated dust sheet to cover your machine when not in use if you don't want to strip it down to store it in its storage bag. So you have two options there for storage and both are brilliant.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the dust cover" title="Image showing the packaging of this fucking machine and the dust cover" /><br />All of the parts are held securely in place in the cut out foam layers and the dust cover is a nice touch.</p>
<p>Inside the packaging, you get the machine itself, a silicone dildo, a quick start guide, an Allen key and instructions.</p>
<p>The instructions are easy to follow even though the standard of English in them is at times somewhat questionable. I am available to proofread instructions if any companies want them checking before printing.</p>
<p>Following the instructions, you can have the machine assembled in under ten minutes with ease.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-3.jpg" alt="Image showing everything you get in the box" title="Image showing everything you get in the box" /><br />All of the parts are quick and easy to assemble if you follow the instructions.</p>
<h3>Design</h3>
<p>I have already mentioned the storage and carry bag, which is a superb solution to what you do with a fucking machine between sessions. It's also ideal if you travel with your machine to clubs or friends houses.</p>
<p>This is what I call a standard fucking machine, and by that I don't mean its performance. I am talking about the style of machine.</p>
<p>It features two adjustable legs, an adjustable thrust length, quick release attachment, together with a motor and gearbox. A link arm translates rotational movement of a rotating arm into linear movement of the thrust rod. How it all works together is a work of art.</p>
<p>So, let me start with the legs. Often cheap sex machines have hollow legs, and while that is good for the company, making them as it means lower material and shipping costs, it is terrible news for the customer.</p>
<p>Fucking machines by their very nature tend to be unstable with large dildos or at high speeds. This is all due to the mass of the dildo being continually accelerated and decelerated. One thing that minimises this instability is weight, and that is where solid legs come in so handy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the legs and clamp mechanism" title="Image showing the legs and clamp mechansim" /><br />Solid legs and sturdy clamps lead to a stable machine.</p>
<p>This machine has solid legs, and they are nice and robust, providing lots of stability in use. They are also laser engraved with the HiSmith logo, and that's a very nice touch.</p>
<p>You use the included Allen key to assemble the legs after removing their protective film as shown in the instructions.</p>
<p>These legs are then slid into two mounting clamps on the main machine body. Again excellent quality metal components are used here, some companies use plastic clamping blocks. These ones are metal, and you can adjust the clamping force to suit your needs. I found them excellent at holding the machine exactly where I wanted it.</p>
<p>Using the two clamps and combinations of leg height adjustments you can use this machine is a large number of positions, even while standing. That is good for you as it increases your play options.</p>
<p>The rotating arm attached to the motors gearbox has a thumbwheel that can be unlocked to allow you to alter the thrust length from 1.2-6 inches (3-15 cm). This means you can tailor the thrusts to your personal liking.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the rotating arm, link mechanism and the blue grease" title="Image showing the rotating arm, link mechanism and the blue grease" /><br />The moving parts are good sturdy parts that are easy to adjust. The blue grease shows you exactly where you need to grease when servicing your machine.</p>
<p>The sliding block that the link arm goes to has another thumbwheel. This one is used to secure the thrust rod in place. The linear guide rods are coated in a lovely blue grease to reduce frictions. The instructions recommend re-applying grease every three months, which is good advice as this will reduce wear and tear over time.</p>
<p>An external power supply is used, which is similar to the type you get with laptop computers. This plugs into a "cable box" on the side of the machine. I was sent a power cable with a US style plug but I had a spare cable, if you order from the UK site you get a UK power lead and if you order from the European HiSmith store you will get a lead with a two prong plug.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the power supply and the two control options" title="Image showing the power supply and the two control options" /><br />The power supply is easy to connect and the two control options are fantastic.</p>
<h3>Controls</h3>
<p>The remote control plugs into the other side of this box. This control has a red on/off switch and a rotating speed knob. Make sure the power switch is off, and the speed is set to zero before you plug in the power.</p>
<p>This machine also comes with a very stylish remote control. This allows you to control it from up to 10 metres away, and that is great if you are giving someone else the controls. I love using the remote as when using the machine I don't have to hold a bulky control box with a dangling cable.</p>
<p>To use remote, simply switch on the wired controller then use the buttons on the remote. The remote gives extra option when pressing the triangular button, where it runs a program from stop to slowly speeding up to a mid-speed, then slowing down to stop again. This is fantastic for teasing or prolonging an orgasm. The H button in the centre stops the machine no matter the speed it is moving at the time. The up and down buttons work seamlessly.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the easy to use controls" title="Image showing the easy to use controls" /><br />The controls are really easy to use and the program function makes a nice change from just constant speed fucking.</p>
<h3>The business end of the machine</h3>
<p>The end of the thrust rod carries a KlicLok quick release adaptor. This system is based on the quick-air adaptors, but this adaptor features an octagonal opening and corresponding plug in the dildo. This prevents the dildo from twisting in use so it will stay in the orientation you install it. HiSmith produces a full range of adaptors and even sets for the KlicLok adaptor machines. I recently reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-women-kliclok-system.html">set for women</a> and the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html">set for lovers</a>, and they are full of useful accessories.</p>
<p>The suction cup dildo that comes with it is a nice size with some very lovely feeling veins. It is made out of silicone which is fantastic, and my go-to material for insertable sex toys. It is phthalate and latex-free and so easy to clean, wash in warm soapy water or use an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the dildo sent with the machine and its KlicLok attachment in the base" title="Image showing the dildo sent with the machine and its KlicLok attachment in the base" /><br />The included silicone dildo has some lovely textured veins on it and a well defined glans.</p>
<p>The suction cup base has the KlicLok attachment mechanism screwed into its centre, allowing for a quick mounting and release from the machine. If you want to use the suction cup on the dildo, you need to unscrew and remove the metal KlicLok attachment from it. This adaptor can be screwed into a Vac-u-lock adaptor to allow you to use Vac-u-lock dildos with this machine. They are sold seperately. HiSmith sells a vast range of other dildos and accessories for this machine that are worth checking out.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>This fucking machine has really given me a run for my money. It has fantastic performance and enough power to handle the larger dildos I enjoy the most.</p>
<p>I made the most use out of the Vac-u-lock dildo I received in one of the attachment sets as I have a lot of Vac-u-lock dildos and that is an attachment I can highly recommend. I have enjoyed this fucking machine in lots of different positions as it is so easy to set up various angles using the adjustable legs, here are some of the ones suggested by HiSmith.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-9.jpg" alt="Image showing different positions that you can use with this machine" title="Image showing different positions that you can use with this machine" /><br />It is easy to set this machine up to use in lots of different positions. Image Copyright HiSmith.</p>
<p>With the supplied dildo this machine can really move. The specifications state it will handle up to 240 thrusts a minute which is four a second. While I haven't actually timed it I can attest to this thing is capable of some serious thrusting fun. You will need lots of lube to enjoy it at these speeds. The motor can get warm after a prolonged session and the manual recommends only using it for half an hour before letting it cool. Half an hour on a fucking machine is a lifetime, I found this one got warm but not too hot.</p>
<p>On longer stroke lengths or with larger dildos you will not get it moving as fast as on a short stroke length. That is purely down to physics. Having everything to do with mass and acceleration and not poor design. All fucking machines slow down with hefty dildos or long thrust lengths, and that is not a bad thing.</p>
<p>On high speeds, it does have a tendency to rock on its legs a little even with its heavy legs with heavier dildos. You get that with every fucking machine though, and it is something just to bear in mind. I place my foot on the legs to keep it stable with big toys, or you can put something on them. I made a short video of it in action showing you the speed increases when using the remote. As you can see, it handles the attached dildo with ease, and it is stable with this one too.</p>
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<p>I am delighted to confirm that this machine really does deliver the hard pounding you would imagine a machine being capable of providing.</p>
<p>I was very pleasantly surprised with just how quiet it is, it gets louder as you increase the speed of the machine, but I do have louder vibrators (yes, I am a power queen).</p>
<p>It is probably the quietest fucking machine I own, and so it's very suitable if you need discretion where you play.</p>
<p>The included dildo is very nice, I like the fact that you can also use it as a suction cup dildo in the shower or elsewhere too. I am a big fan of sex toys with lots of options for their use.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the easy to use controls and dildo mounted on the machine" title="Image showing the easy to use controls and dildo mounted on the machine" /><br />The combination of easy to use controls and a very nice dildo means you can have a lot of fun straight out of the box.</p>
<p>I have enjoyed this fucking machine both anally and vaginally, and it's totally capable of pleasuring you in either orifice. Fucking machines just don't tire, they will go on and on leaving you to tap out when you eventually can't take it any more. That is one of the things I love about fucking machines.</p>
<p>HiSmith provides a one year warranty on this machine and spare parts are available on their website.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Solid sturdy construction</li>
<li>Controlled by a corded controller or by remote control</li>
<li>Quick release KlicLok adaptor and includes silicone suction cup dildo</li>
<li>Up to 240 thrusts a minute</li>
<li>Storage and carry bag included</li>
<li>1 year warranty</li>
<li>Solid, sturdy adjustable legs allow multiple ways to use it</li>
<li>Adjustable thrust length</li>
<li>Elescticated dust sheet iuncluded</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a strudy fucking machine</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a remote control fucking machine</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fucking machine with a KlicLock quick release adaptor</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fucking machine with solid legs to make it sturdier</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a quiet fucking machine</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who doesn't like the idea of sex with a machine</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-premium-fucking-machine/hismith-fucking-machine-11.jpg" alt="Image showing the fucking machine fully assembled and ready for use" title="Image showing the fucking machine fully assembled and ready for use" /><br />This is a fun and extremely functional fucking machine that I can highly recommend.</p>
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<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>All in all, I am delighted with the performance and features of this machine. I can understand why they call it their premium line. It's features far outway those on many of the comparably priced machines making it a fantastic choice for anyone looking for a good quality fucking machine.</p>
<p>It delivers where it matters with plenty of power and speed that will have you clawing at the sheets. The range of attachments available through HiSmith mean you can almost use any sex toy on it.</p>
<p>I think I now have a new favourite fucking machine, thank you HiSmith.</p>
<p>I was sent this <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/419-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-hismith-new-edition-fukcing-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fucking Machine by HiSmith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/419-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-hismith-new-edition-fukcing-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hismith.jpg" border="0" alt="Hismith produce some fantastic sex machines" title="HiSmith produce some fantastic sex machines" /></a>
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<p>Grab one of these extremely efficient Fucking Machines over at <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/419-remote-controlled-premium-sex-machine-with-free-silicone-dildo-and-portable-bag-hismith-new-edition-fukcing-machine.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HiSmith.co.uk where you can grab one for £ 439.99</a> and wait for it to arrive and rock your world.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>KlicLok</li><li>Quiet</li><ul></div>Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Men & Women, KlicLok System2020-02-06T08:39:59+00:002020-02-06T08:39:59+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-men-women-kliclok-system.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/007f7dcc1de776ae0fbd86ceae8656ad_S.jpg" alt="Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Men & Women, KlicLok System" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>An adaptor kit with vagina and penis owners in mind</h2>
<p>Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance.</p>
<p>So, in December, when I received a package from them containing not just a fucking machine but also two attachment kits, you can understand my excitement.</p>
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<p>"This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I have already reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-pro-traveler-kliclok-sex-machine-review.html">Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine</a> and the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-women-kliclok-system.html">Attachment Kit For Females</a>. It's now time to share my opinion of the Expansion Set For Men & Women, or penis and vagina owners.</p>
<p>So, let me tell you what you get with this expansion set and why it is good value for money.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>When I received this expansion set together with the Pro Traveller Fucking Machine and the second expansion set, all of them arrived under very plain cover.</p>
<p>Delivery was via a courier, and the outer box had no indication as to what lay within. That is perfect as I often have packages left with my neighbour if I am out and I would prefer them not to know just how much I enjoy a good old machine rodgering.</p>
<p>As with the Expansion Kit For Women, the branding looks fantastic. The hard box makes it easy to store the attachments away, and they are held securely inside a sturdy plastic former.</p>
<p>The lid is a perfect fit on the box and makes opening it fun, it's almost airtight so you may have to jiggle it a bit to get the lid off.</p>
<p>Inside you get the following attachments:</p>
<ul>
<li>1 x Black Vac-U-Lock</li>
<li>1 x Suction Cup Adapter</li>
<li>1 x 30cm Extension Rod</li>
<li>1 x Spring Connector</li>
<li>1 x G-spot Clamp</li>
<li>1 x Male Masturbator Bandage</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-set-lovers/hismith-lovers-adaptor-set.jpg" alt="Image showing all of the attachments in the well designed box" title="Image showing all of the attachments in the well designed box" /><br />The well designed box holds everything securely</p>
<p>HiSmith have produced three kits, each tailored to a set of genitals, so it is easy to identify the one that you require. Each kit has a set of common attachments with genital specific attachments being added to alter the sets to increase their functionality. So in essence you should only ever need one set depending on your particular needs.</p>
<h3>Why do you need extra attachments?</h3>
<p>Fucking and sex machines are amazing, but you will want to fit as many of your favourite sex toys to it when you get one. Just using the one included with the machine can get old very quickly.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/519-hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-setting-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Attachment kits</a> allow you to use a variety of sex toys to keep things fresh. Fitting your favourite sex toy to a fucking machine can allow you to enjoy it in a whole new way, and that is great.</p>
<p>One of the great things about sex machines is that they are relentless. So being able to lay back and enjoy your favourite toys for extended play sessions is one of the things I love about using them.</p>
<p>Anyway, if you buy a nice fucking machine, why wouldn't you want to use your favourite toys with it?</p>
<p>All of the attachments in this kit use the KlicLok System which is a proprietary system used on HiSmith machines.</p>
<p>The KlicLok system features a plug with an octagonal profile that goes into a quick air style quick-release mechanism.</p>
<p>The beauty of this system is that unlike standard Quick Air systems, the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/content/11-kliclok-system?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">KlicLok system</a> prevents any rotation within the coupling. This keeps dildos in the orientation that you decided upon when you attached them, so no more dildos that turn as you use them.</p>
<p>It also means you can swap out attachments in seconds with ease.</p>
<p>I love this system, and with this kit, I can basically attach anything to a HiSmith fucking machine that uses the KlicLok system. I will now discuss each of the attachments in turn.</p>
<h3>Black Vac-U-Lock Adaptor</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" title="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />This adaptor is one of the best ones in the set. It allows you to fit Vac-u-lock compatible dildos to the end of your fucking machines thrust rod.</p>
<p>There is a massive variety of vac-u-lock compatible dildos available, so it allows you to use lots of fabulous designs.</p>
<p>The Vac-u-lock system allows quick dildo changes, the adaptor is pushed into the base of these dildo displacing air and forming a vacuum that holds the dildo in place.</p>
<p>With so many body-safe silicone vac-u-lock compatible dildos available on the market, this is going to be a handy adaptor indeed.</p>
<h3>Suction Cup Adapter</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />This is an adaptor with one use in mind, and that is mounting suction cup base dildos. This adaptor has a male KlicLok adaptor screwed to a flat plate with a raised edge.</p>
<p>The stainless steel plate allows you to stick your suction cup dildo to it before attaching the adaptor to your fucking machine.</p>
<p>To remove your dildo, break the seal with a fingertip, and it will drop off. This means you can use this plate for quick swaps of suction cup dildos which is fantastic.</p>
<p>I have lots of suction cup dildos, and it is nice to be able to use them on a fucking machine.</p>
<h3>G-spot Clamp</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the g-spot clamp" title="Image showing the g-spot clamp" align="right" hspace="10" />This is a very versatile adaptor that allows you to fit pretty much anything else to your fucking machine. Think rabbit vibes, g-spot vibes or any other insertable really.</p>
<p>It caters for the toys without a vac-u-lock hole or suction cup base. I really enjoyed fitting a rabbit vibe to my fucking machine. The sensation of the ears momentarily being in contact with my clitoris was fantastic and a huge tease as it fucked me.</p>
<p>This is a well thought out and easy to use adjustable clamp.</p>
<p>This adaptor is made out of stainless steel and high strength ABS. The jaw faces have a non-slip material on them to aid grip. You unwind the clamp to make it accept your toy before clamping it in place.</p>
<h3>30cm Extension Rod</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" title="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" align="right" hspace="10" />This rod comes into its own when you need some distance between you and the fucking machine, and it's a handy addition to this set. It makes your machine more comfortable to use as you are positioned further away from the working parts.</p>
<p>This one measure in at 30cm and in my opinion is a must for short machines like the Traveller Pro. Just fit it to your machine and then install another attachment to the end to increase your play possibilities.</p>
<h3>Spring Connector</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Spring Connector" title="Image showing the Spring Connector" align="right" hspace="10" />I really like this adaptor, it is so simple. It can be fitted between your machines thrust rod and whatever you have thrusting away inside you. It makes the thrust rod flexible, it also cushions it to an extent. It is perfect for the squirmers out there who can't stay still when getting pounded.</p>
<p>It also has the added bonus of making it easy to line up the thrust rod with your holes. Allowing you to move slightly in use makes getting fucked by a machine much more comfortable too.</p>
<h3>Male Masturbator Bandage</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-set-lovers/hismith-masturbator-adaptor.jpg" alt="Image showing the male masturbator adaptor" title="Image showing themale masturbator adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />The adaptor allows you to strap any masturbator sleeve or fleshlight style toy to the end of your fucking machine.</p>
<p>It features a long velcro strap that wraps around the plastic mount. The mount itself has a spiral-shaped holding arm that you can stretch open before allowing it to close around your toy.</p>
<p>You then just tightly wrap the velcro around the outside to secure your toy onto the attachment. You then fit it to the end of your fucking machines thrust rod to enable the masturbator to stroke your penis when you insert it and switch the machine on.</p>
<p>This is an excellent adaptor if you enjoy fleshlight style toys and being able to enjoy the stroking action hands-free is a bonus of course.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Six attachments using the KlicLok system</li>
<li>Good quality attachments</li>
<li>Four attachments for fitting a variety of sex toys</li>
<li>Two attachment designed to increase range and feel of the thrusting</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone with a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
<li>Anyone looking to use lots of different style of attachments</li>
<li>Anyone who needs some more length to their thrust rod</li>
<li>Anyone looking to mount a male masturbator to their fucking machine</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone without a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-set-lovers/hismith-lovers-kit.jpg" alt="Image showing all of the attachments together with the Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" title="Image showing all of the attachments together with the Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" /><br />These attachments greatly improve the functionality of any fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments like the Pro Traveler (sold seperately)</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine.</p>
<p>The box they come in is fantastic, and as a set, it's pretty much perfect for increasing your play possibilities with any machine that accepts KlicLok attachments.</p>
<p>Like the other sets, HiSmith created this one after analysing their sales of attachments over a long period of time to select the most popular accessories. Buying them in this set saves you a lot of money over buying them independently.</p>
<p>I was sent this fucking machine attachment set by <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Hismith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/519-hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-setting-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hismith.jpg" border="0" alt="Hismith produce some fantastic sex machines" title="HiSmith produce some fantastic sex machines" /></a>
</p>
<p>Check out the amazing range of sex and fucking machines over at HiSmith. They carry a huge selection of very capable sex machines as well as kits like this one.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/519-hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-setting-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Grab one of these fantastic kits over at HiSmith for £188</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Adaptor</li><li>Kit</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Suction</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>KlicLok</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/007f7dcc1de776ae0fbd86ceae8656ad_S.jpg" alt="Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Men & Women, KlicLok System" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>An adaptor kit with vagina and penis owners in mind</h2>
<p>Hismith has been rocking the boat in the world of fucking machines. They have come up with some very lovely designs with great features and fantastic performance.</p>
<p>So, in December, when I received a package from them containing not just a fucking machine but also two attachment kits, you can understand my excitement.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I have already reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-pro-traveler-kliclok-sex-machine-review.html">Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine</a> and the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-women-kliclok-system.html">Attachment Kit For Females</a>. It's now time to share my opinion of the Expansion Set For Men & Women, or penis and vagina owners.</p>
<p>So, let me tell you what you get with this expansion set and why it is good value for money.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>When I received this expansion set together with the Pro Traveller Fucking Machine and the second expansion set, all of them arrived under very plain cover.</p>
<p>Delivery was via a courier, and the outer box had no indication as to what lay within. That is perfect as I often have packages left with my neighbour if I am out and I would prefer them not to know just how much I enjoy a good old machine rodgering.</p>
<p>As with the Expansion Kit For Women, the branding looks fantastic. The hard box makes it easy to store the attachments away, and they are held securely inside a sturdy plastic former.</p>
<p>The lid is a perfect fit on the box and makes opening it fun, it's almost airtight so you may have to jiggle it a bit to get the lid off.</p>
<p>Inside you get the following attachments:</p>
<ul>
<li>1 x Black Vac-U-Lock</li>
<li>1 x Suction Cup Adapter</li>
<li>1 x 30cm Extension Rod</li>
<li>1 x Spring Connector</li>
<li>1 x G-spot Clamp</li>
<li>1 x Male Masturbator Bandage</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-set-lovers/hismith-lovers-adaptor-set.jpg" alt="Image showing all of the attachments in the well designed box" title="Image showing all of the attachments in the well designed box" /><br />The well designed box holds everything securely</p>
<p>HiSmith have produced three kits, each tailored to a set of genitals, so it is easy to identify the one that you require. Each kit has a set of common attachments with genital specific attachments being added to alter the sets to increase their functionality. So in essence you should only ever need one set depending on your particular needs.</p>
<h3>Why do you need extra attachments?</h3>
<p>Fucking and sex machines are amazing, but you will want to fit as many of your favourite sex toys to it when you get one. Just using the one included with the machine can get old very quickly.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/519-hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-setting-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Attachment kits</a> allow you to use a variety of sex toys to keep things fresh. Fitting your favourite sex toy to a fucking machine can allow you to enjoy it in a whole new way, and that is great.</p>
<p>One of the great things about sex machines is that they are relentless. So being able to lay back and enjoy your favourite toys for extended play sessions is one of the things I love about using them.</p>
<p>Anyway, if you buy a nice fucking machine, why wouldn't you want to use your favourite toys with it?</p>
<p>All of the attachments in this kit use the KlicLok System which is a proprietary system used on HiSmith machines.</p>
<p>The KlicLok system features a plug with an octagonal profile that goes into a quick air style quick-release mechanism.</p>
<p>The beauty of this system is that unlike standard Quick Air systems, the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/content/11-kliclok-system?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">KlicLok system</a> prevents any rotation within the coupling. This keeps dildos in the orientation that you decided upon when you attached them, so no more dildos that turn as you use them.</p>
<p>It also means you can swap out attachments in seconds with ease.</p>
<p>I love this system, and with this kit, I can basically attach anything to a HiSmith fucking machine that uses the KlicLok system. I will now discuss each of the attachments in turn.</p>
<h3>Black Vac-U-Lock Adaptor</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" title="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />This adaptor is one of the best ones in the set. It allows you to fit Vac-u-lock compatible dildos to the end of your fucking machines thrust rod.</p>
<p>There is a massive variety of vac-u-lock compatible dildos available, so it allows you to use lots of fabulous designs.</p>
<p>The Vac-u-lock system allows quick dildo changes, the adaptor is pushed into the base of these dildo displacing air and forming a vacuum that holds the dildo in place.</p>
<p>With so many body-safe silicone vac-u-lock compatible dildos available on the market, this is going to be a handy adaptor indeed.</p>
<h3>Suction Cup Adapter</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />This is an adaptor with one use in mind, and that is mounting suction cup base dildos. This adaptor has a male KlicLok adaptor screwed to a flat plate with a raised edge.</p>
<p>The stainless steel plate allows you to stick your suction cup dildo to it before attaching the adaptor to your fucking machine.</p>
<p>To remove your dildo, break the seal with a fingertip, and it will drop off. This means you can use this plate for quick swaps of suction cup dildos which is fantastic.</p>
<p>I have lots of suction cup dildos, and it is nice to be able to use them on a fucking machine.</p>
<h3>G-spot Clamp</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the g-spot clamp" title="Image showing the g-spot clamp" align="right" hspace="10" />This is a very versatile adaptor that allows you to fit pretty much anything else to your fucking machine. Think rabbit vibes, g-spot vibes or any other insertable really.</p>
<p>It caters for the toys without a vac-u-lock hole or suction cup base. I really enjoyed fitting a rabbit vibe to my fucking machine. The sensation of the ears momentarily being in contact with my clitoris was fantastic and a huge tease as it fucked me.</p>
<p>This is a well thought out and easy to use adjustable clamp.</p>
<p>This adaptor is made out of stainless steel and high strength ABS. The jaw faces have a non-slip material on them to aid grip. You unwind the clamp to make it accept your toy before clamping it in place.</p>
<h3>30cm Extension Rod</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" title="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" align="right" hspace="10" />This rod comes into its own when you need some distance between you and the fucking machine, and it's a handy addition to this set. It makes your machine more comfortable to use as you are positioned further away from the working parts.</p>
<p>This one measure in at 30cm and in my opinion is a must for short machines like the Traveller Pro. Just fit it to your machine and then install another attachment to the end to increase your play possibilities.</p>
<h3>Spring Connector</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Spring Connector" title="Image showing the Spring Connector" align="right" hspace="10" />I really like this adaptor, it is so simple. It can be fitted between your machines thrust rod and whatever you have thrusting away inside you. It makes the thrust rod flexible, it also cushions it to an extent. It is perfect for the squirmers out there who can't stay still when getting pounded.</p>
<p>It also has the added bonus of making it easy to line up the thrust rod with your holes. Allowing you to move slightly in use makes getting fucked by a machine much more comfortable too.</p>
<h3>Male Masturbator Bandage</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-set-lovers/hismith-masturbator-adaptor.jpg" alt="Image showing the male masturbator adaptor" title="Image showing themale masturbator adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />The adaptor allows you to strap any masturbator sleeve or fleshlight style toy to the end of your fucking machine.</p>
<p>It features a long velcro strap that wraps around the plastic mount. The mount itself has a spiral-shaped holding arm that you can stretch open before allowing it to close around your toy.</p>
<p>You then just tightly wrap the velcro around the outside to secure your toy onto the attachment. You then fit it to the end of your fucking machines thrust rod to enable the masturbator to stroke your penis when you insert it and switch the machine on.</p>
<p>This is an excellent adaptor if you enjoy fleshlight style toys and being able to enjoy the stroking action hands-free is a bonus of course.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Six attachments using the KlicLok system</li>
<li>Good quality attachments</li>
<li>Four attachments for fitting a variety of sex toys</li>
<li>Two attachment designed to increase range and feel of the thrusting</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone with a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
<li>Anyone looking to use lots of different style of attachments</li>
<li>Anyone who needs some more length to their thrust rod</li>
<li>Anyone looking to mount a male masturbator to their fucking machine</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone without a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-set-lovers/hismith-lovers-kit.jpg" alt="Image showing all of the attachments together with the Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" title="Image showing all of the attachments together with the Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" /><br />These attachments greatly improve the functionality of any fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments like the Pro Traveler (sold seperately)</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is another fantastic attachment set, a lot of thought has gone into the selection of the adaptors. With it, you can pretty much mount anything to your machine.</p>
<p>The box they come in is fantastic, and as a set, it's pretty much perfect for increasing your play possibilities with any machine that accepts KlicLok attachments.</p>
<p>Like the other sets, HiSmith created this one after analysing their sales of attachments over a long period of time to select the most popular accessories. Buying them in this set saves you a lot of money over buying them independently.</p>
<p>I was sent this fucking machine attachment set by <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Hismith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/519-hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-setting-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hismith.jpg" border="0" alt="Hismith produce some fantastic sex machines" title="HiSmith produce some fantastic sex machines" /></a>
</p>
<p>Check out the amazing range of sex and fucking machines over at HiSmith. They carry a huge selection of very capable sex machines as well as kits like this one.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/519-hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-setting-for-men-women-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Grab one of these fantastic kits over at HiSmith for £188</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Adaptor</li><li>Kit</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Suction</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>KlicLok</li><ul></div>Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Women, KlicLok System2020-01-15T12:28:43+00:002020-01-15T12:28:43+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-premium-sex-machine-function-expansion-set-for-women-kliclok-system.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/9cb6e71fd379c0a6d58ef216f9910ae9_S.jpg" alt="Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Women, KlicLok System" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A fantastic adaptor kit with vagina owners in mind</h2>
<p>In December I was sent a <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-pro-traveler-kliclok-sex-machine-review.html">HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine</a> to review and along with it I received two adaptor sets (this one and the Lovers kit).</p>
<p>This is a review of the Expansion Set For Women.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"This is a great little attachment set that has had a lot of thought put into it. Each of the five attachments is useful, it isn't a case of a couple and others thrown in to bulk the set out."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>It is an expansion kit that contains lots of extra attachments so that you can mount some of your favourite sex toys on the business end of your fucking machine.</p>
<p>So let me tell you all about what you get in this expansion kit and what it will allow you to do.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>I received this expansion kit together with a fucking machine from HiSmith, and I am happy to report that it arrived under plain cover.</p>
<p>The box was delivered by courier, and it carried no indication as to what lay within.</p>
<p>The packaging for this kit is excellent, the branding looks lovely, and the hard box it comes in is perfect for keeping everything in a safe place. The lid is a perfect fit and takes some jiggling to remove it. Inside you find all of the attachments held securely inside plastic packaging.</p>
<p>You get the following attachments:</p>
<ul>
<li>1 x Black Vac-U-Lock</li>
<li>1 x Suction Cup Adapter</li>
<li>1 x G-spot Clamp</li>
<li>1 x 30cm Extension Rod</li>
<li>1 x Spring Connector</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the contents of the kit in the box" title="Image showing the contents of the kit in the box" /><br />The box that the kit comes in is fantastic and very high quality</p>
<p>HiSmith have produced three kits, each tailored to a set of genitals, so it is easy to identify the one that you require. Each kit has a set of common attachments with genital specific attachments being added to alter the sets to increase their functionality. So in essence you should only ever need one set depending on your particular needs.</p>
<h3>Why do you need extra attachments?</h3>
<p>With fucking machines, the more variety of attachment that you can fit onto the end of a thrust rod then the more play options you have. It is as simple as that, why wouldn't you want to increase the number of toys you can use or even use your favourite dildos or vibrators?</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the five attachments in the box" title="Image showing the five attachments in the box" align="right" hspace="10" />This is why attachment kits like this are so versatile. They are a great way to improve the performance and capability of your sex-machine.</p>
<p>Imagine being able to mount your favourite dildo or rabbit onto your fucking machine. That is what this kit allows you to do. It can totally change your experience with your fucking machine for the better.</p>
<p>All of the attachments in this kit use the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/content/11-kliclok-system?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">KlicLock System</a> which is a proprietary system used on HiSmith machines. It features a plug with an octagonal shape going into a quick air style quick-release mechanism. The beauty of this system is that unlike standard Quick Air systems, the KlicLok system prevents any rotation within the coupling, and this keeps dildos in the orientation that you decided upon when you attached them. It also means you can swap out attachments in seconds and with no hassle.</p>
<p>I love this system, and with this kit, I can use basically anything with a HiSmith fucking machine. I will now discuss each of the attachments in turn.</p>
<h3>Black Vac-U-Lock Adaptor</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" title="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />This essential adaptor allows you the fit Vac-u-lock compatible dildos to the end of your fucking machines thrust rod.</p>
<p>With a vast selection of vac-u-lock compatible dildos on the market, it really does allow you to use lots of fabulous designs.</p>
<p>The Vac-u-lock system allows rapid dildo changes and the adaptor is pushed into the base of these dildo displacing air and forming a vacuum that holds the dildo in place.</p>
<p>With more and more body-safe silicone vac-u-lock compatible dildos now available on the market this is going to be a handy adaptor indeed.</p>
<h3>Suction Cup Adapter</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />For lovers of suction cup dildos, HiSmith have you covered. This adaptor consists of a male KlicLock adaptor screwed to the back of a stainless steel plate with a raised edge.</p>
<p>This smooth plate allows you to stick suction cup dildos to it with ease. Then attach the plate to your machine, and you can enjoy your favourites.</p>
<p>The plate measures in at 8.9cm/3.5" in diameter.</p>
<p>When it comes to removing your dildo, break the seal with a fingertip, and it will drop off. I find that putting some water-based lube on a suction cup greatly improves suction as it helps to form a very effective seal.</p>
<h4>Check out this video from HiSmith of the Suction Cup Adaptor</h4>
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<h3>G-spot Clamp</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the g-spot clamp" title="Image showing the g-spot clamp" align="right" hspace="10" />This is another fantastic attachment that allows anything that you can't fit on the first two to be adapted to your fucking machine. Think rabbit vibes, g-spot vibes or anything without a vac-u-lock hole or a suction cup base.</p>
<p>I had lots of fun being fucked by one of my favourite rabbit, vibes. As it was thrust in and out of me, the sensation of the rabbit ears making contact and stimulating my clitoris was mind-blowing.</p>
<p>I enjoyed the fun of using a vibrating dildo with some intense clitoral stimulation alongside it, and I loved it. This is a well thought out and easy to use adjustable clamp.</p>
<p>This adaptor is made out of stainless steel and high strength ABS. The jaw faces have a non-slip material on them to aid grip. You unwind the clamp to make it accept your toy before clamping it in place.</p>
<h3>30cm Extension Rod</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" title="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" align="right" hspace="10" />Sometimes an extension rod can be very convenient, it allows you to extend the length of your fucking machines thrust rod. That makes it much easier to use as you can be further away from the working parts of the machine.</p>
<p>This one measure in at 30cm and in my opinion is a must for short machines like the Traveller Pro. Just fit it to your machine and then fit another attachment to the end to increase your play possibilities.</p>
<h3>Spring Connector</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Spring Connector" title="Image showing the Spring Connector" align="right" hspace="10" />This is another fantastic little adaptor, it can be fitted between your machine and whatever is thrusting away inside you and it is perfect for all the squirmers out there.</p>
<p>It also makes lining up dildos with your holes an absolute doddle, in use it allows you to move more than you can with a regular thrust rod and that makes things more comfortable too.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Five attachments using the KlicLok system</li>
<li>Good quality attachments</li>
<li>Three attachments for fitting a variety of sex toys</li>
<li>Two attachment designed to increase range and feel of the thrusting</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone with a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
<li>Anyone looking to use lots of different style of attachments</li>
<li>Anyone who needs some more length to their thrust rod</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone without a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the kit next to a Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" title="Image showing the kit next to a Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" /><br />The kit next to a Pro Traveler Fucking Machine (sold seperately)</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is a great little attachment set that has had a lot of thought put into it. Each of the five attachments is useful, it isn't a case of a couple and others thrown in to bulk the set out.</p>
<p>The box they come in is fantastic, and as a set, it is pretty much perfect for increasing your play possibilities with any machine that accepts KlicLok attachments.</p>
<p>HiSmith created this set after analysing their sales of attachments over a number of years, and it includes their best sellers. Buying them in this set saves you a lot of money over buying them independently. While it is marketed as being for women it is suitable for anyone really.</p>
<p>I was sent this adaptor set by <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/517-hismith-luxury-kit-for-ms-kliclok-system-adaptors.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">HiSmith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Check out the amazing range of sex and fucking machines over at HiSmith. They carry a huge selection of very capable sex machines as well as kits like this one.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/517-hismith-luxury-kit-for-ms-kliclok-system-adaptors.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Grab one of these fantastic kits over at HiSmith for £144</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Adaptor</li><li>Kit</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Suction</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>KlicLok</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/9cb6e71fd379c0a6d58ef216f9910ae9_S.jpg" alt="Hismith Premium Sex Machine Function Expansion Set For Women, KlicLok System" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A fantastic adaptor kit with vagina owners in mind</h2>
<p>In December I was sent a <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-pro-traveler-kliclok-sex-machine-review.html">HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine</a> to review and along with it I received two adaptor sets (this one and the Lovers kit).</p>
<p>This is a review of the Expansion Set For Women.</p>
<p>
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<p>"This is a great little attachment set that has had a lot of thought put into it. Each of the five attachments is useful, it isn't a case of a couple and others thrown in to bulk the set out."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>It is an expansion kit that contains lots of extra attachments so that you can mount some of your favourite sex toys on the business end of your fucking machine.</p>
<p>So let me tell you all about what you get in this expansion kit and what it will allow you to do.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>I received this expansion kit together with a fucking machine from HiSmith, and I am happy to report that it arrived under plain cover.</p>
<p>The box was delivered by courier, and it carried no indication as to what lay within.</p>
<p>The packaging for this kit is excellent, the branding looks lovely, and the hard box it comes in is perfect for keeping everything in a safe place. The lid is a perfect fit and takes some jiggling to remove it. Inside you find all of the attachments held securely inside plastic packaging.</p>
<p>You get the following attachments:</p>
<ul>
<li>1 x Black Vac-U-Lock</li>
<li>1 x Suction Cup Adapter</li>
<li>1 x G-spot Clamp</li>
<li>1 x 30cm Extension Rod</li>
<li>1 x Spring Connector</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the contents of the kit in the box" title="Image showing the contents of the kit in the box" /><br />The box that the kit comes in is fantastic and very high quality</p>
<p>HiSmith have produced three kits, each tailored to a set of genitals, so it is easy to identify the one that you require. Each kit has a set of common attachments with genital specific attachments being added to alter the sets to increase their functionality. So in essence you should only ever need one set depending on your particular needs.</p>
<h3>Why do you need extra attachments?</h3>
<p>With fucking machines, the more variety of attachment that you can fit onto the end of a thrust rod then the more play options you have. It is as simple as that, why wouldn't you want to increase the number of toys you can use or even use your favourite dildos or vibrators?</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the five attachments in the box" title="Image showing the five attachments in the box" align="right" hspace="10" />This is why attachment kits like this are so versatile. They are a great way to improve the performance and capability of your sex-machine.</p>
<p>Imagine being able to mount your favourite dildo or rabbit onto your fucking machine. That is what this kit allows you to do. It can totally change your experience with your fucking machine for the better.</p>
<p>All of the attachments in this kit use the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/content/11-kliclok-system?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">KlicLock System</a> which is a proprietary system used on HiSmith machines. It features a plug with an octagonal shape going into a quick air style quick-release mechanism. The beauty of this system is that unlike standard Quick Air systems, the KlicLok system prevents any rotation within the coupling, and this keeps dildos in the orientation that you decided upon when you attached them. It also means you can swap out attachments in seconds and with no hassle.</p>
<p>I love this system, and with this kit, I can use basically anything with a HiSmith fucking machine. I will now discuss each of the attachments in turn.</p>
<h3>Black Vac-U-Lock Adaptor</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" title="Image showing the black vac-u-lock adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />This essential adaptor allows you the fit Vac-u-lock compatible dildos to the end of your fucking machines thrust rod.</p>
<p>With a vast selection of vac-u-lock compatible dildos on the market, it really does allow you to use lots of fabulous designs.</p>
<p>The Vac-u-lock system allows rapid dildo changes and the adaptor is pushed into the base of these dildo displacing air and forming a vacuum that holds the dildo in place.</p>
<p>With more and more body-safe silicone vac-u-lock compatible dildos now available on the market this is going to be a handy adaptor indeed.</p>
<h3>Suction Cup Adapter</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the rear of the suction cup adaptor" align="right" hspace="10" />For lovers of suction cup dildos, HiSmith have you covered. This adaptor consists of a male KlicLock adaptor screwed to the back of a stainless steel plate with a raised edge.</p>
<p>This smooth plate allows you to stick suction cup dildos to it with ease. Then attach the plate to your machine, and you can enjoy your favourites.</p>
<p>The plate measures in at 8.9cm/3.5" in diameter.</p>
<p>When it comes to removing your dildo, break the seal with a fingertip, and it will drop off. I find that putting some water-based lube on a suction cup greatly improves suction as it helps to form a very effective seal.</p>
<h4>Check out this video from HiSmith of the Suction Cup Adaptor</h4>
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<h3>G-spot Clamp</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the g-spot clamp" title="Image showing the g-spot clamp" align="right" hspace="10" />This is another fantastic attachment that allows anything that you can't fit on the first two to be adapted to your fucking machine. Think rabbit vibes, g-spot vibes or anything without a vac-u-lock hole or a suction cup base.</p>
<p>I had lots of fun being fucked by one of my favourite rabbit, vibes. As it was thrust in and out of me, the sensation of the rabbit ears making contact and stimulating my clitoris was mind-blowing.</p>
<p>I enjoyed the fun of using a vibrating dildo with some intense clitoral stimulation alongside it, and I loved it. This is a well thought out and easy to use adjustable clamp.</p>
<p>This adaptor is made out of stainless steel and high strength ABS. The jaw faces have a non-slip material on them to aid grip. You unwind the clamp to make it accept your toy before clamping it in place.</p>
<h3>30cm Extension Rod</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" title="Image showing the 30cm extension bar" align="right" hspace="10" />Sometimes an extension rod can be very convenient, it allows you to extend the length of your fucking machines thrust rod. That makes it much easier to use as you can be further away from the working parts of the machine.</p>
<p>This one measure in at 30cm and in my opinion is a must for short machines like the Traveller Pro. Just fit it to your machine and then fit another attachment to the end to increase your play possibilities.</p>
<h3>Spring Connector</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Spring Connector" title="Image showing the Spring Connector" align="right" hspace="10" />This is another fantastic little adaptor, it can be fitted between your machine and whatever is thrusting away inside you and it is perfect for all the squirmers out there.</p>
<p>It also makes lining up dildos with your holes an absolute doddle, in use it allows you to move more than you can with a regular thrust rod and that makes things more comfortable too.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Five attachments using the KlicLok system</li>
<li>Good quality attachments</li>
<li>Three attachments for fitting a variety of sex toys</li>
<li>Two attachment designed to increase range and feel of the thrusting</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone with a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
<li>Anyone looking to use lots of different style of attachments</li>
<li>Anyone who needs some more length to their thrust rod</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone without a fucking machine that accepts KlicLok attachments</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-attachment-kit-women/attachment-kit-for-women-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the kit next to a Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" title="Image showing the kit next to a Pro Traveler Fucking Machine" /><br />The kit next to a Pro Traveler Fucking Machine (sold seperately)</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is a great little attachment set that has had a lot of thought put into it. Each of the five attachments is useful, it isn't a case of a couple and others thrown in to bulk the set out.</p>
<p>The box they come in is fantastic, and as a set, it is pretty much perfect for increasing your play possibilities with any machine that accepts KlicLok attachments.</p>
<p>HiSmith created this set after analysing their sales of attachments over a number of years, and it includes their best sellers. Buying them in this set saves you a lot of money over buying them independently. While it is marketed as being for women it is suitable for anyone really.</p>
<p>I was sent this adaptor set by <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/517-hismith-luxury-kit-for-ms-kliclok-system-adaptors.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">HiSmith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Check out the amazing range of sex and fucking machines over at HiSmith. They carry a huge selection of very capable sex machines as well as kits like this one.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/kliclok-attachments/517-hismith-luxury-kit-for-ms-kliclok-system-adaptors.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Grab one of these fantastic kits over at HiSmith for £144</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Adaptor</li><li>Kit</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Suction</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>KlicLok</li><ul></div>HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine Review2019-12-26T10:39:32+00:002019-12-26T10:39:32+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/hismith-pro-traveler-kliclok-sex-machine-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/0f18514092300971a1d9467fe5706101_S.jpg" alt="HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This pint sized fucking machine delivered some fantastic orgasms</h2>
<p>As a lover of sex and fucking machines, I do like to keep myself abreast of developments in the market place where both are concerned. HiSmith is a dutch based company that I have long had my eyes upon. They are creating some fantastic looking fucking machines that are receiving excellent comments and feedback.</p>
<p>I have met them a couple of times at trade shows, where I was blown away by their range of machines. I was therefore delighted when they got in touch to ask if I would give their latest fucking machine a thorough reviewing.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"It spent five days at Eurodisney helping sub'r' to get over hard days of walking and enjoying herself. I can attest that it is perfect for anyone considering taking a fucking machine on holiday."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Well, as you can imagine, I jumped at the chance, this is a fucking machine designed with travelling in mind. As luck would have it, I was about to send my Stunt Cock to EuroDisney with sub'r' for her birthday. So, it was the perfect opportunity to put this "traveler" to the test. No doubt they are both going straight to hell for using a fucking machine at Mickey Mouseland but live life to the full I say.</p>
<p>After taking this fucking machine on a real holiday and having used it myself upon their return, it is time to write up my thoughts about it. So, without further ado, here are my thoughts on the HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine.</p>
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<h3>About Hismith</h3>
<p>Based in Holland, HiSmith has been producing some great sex and fucking machines for years now, and I have seen their range of products expand year upon year.</p>
<p>Since their arrival in the market, they have grown and now make an extensive range of sex machines and accessories as well. The dildo supplied with this machine is silicone, and it is nice to see a manufacturer taking body-safe materials seriously, and that is something I love about HiSmith.</p>
<p>Check out their website to see the full range of machines and accessories on offer. I love their KlicLok system as it allows rapid attachment changes. It is more versatile than the vac-u-lock system used by other manufacturers.</p>
<p>So let me tell you about this fucking machine and how it arrived.</p>
<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>After confirming my details with <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">HiSmith</a>, I didn't have to wait long for the package to arrive. It was sent by courier and arrived in a very plain cardboard box. This box carried no indication as to what was inside, which is good to know.</p>
<p>Imagine my surprise when upon opening the box, I was not met with just the Pro Traveler Fucking Machine. I also received two accessory packs to review as well - woohoo! I will talk about them later in a separate review as they deserve that.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the box and packaging of the Pro Traveler" title="The Pro Traveler come well packaged in a stylish sturdy box" /><br />The Pro Traveler comes well packaged in a sturdy stylish box</p>
<p>The two accessory packs are fantastic, it means that you can basically fit anything to their fucking machine, and that's a massive advantage over their competitors.</p>
<p>The style of the HiSmith packaging is fantastic, with dark looks and very well made boxes. A plastic former hold everything securely, I can't fault it at all.</p>
<p>Inside the box, you will find the Pro Traveler fucking machine, its suction cup base, a KlicLok to Quick Air adaptor, the power supply, the remote control and a set of instructions.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler, its accessories and the box" title="The Pro Traveler and its attachments comes in a stylish sturdy box" /><br />The Pro Traveler has everything you need to enjoy some machine sex, but don't forget the lube</p>
<h3>Design and materials</h3>
<p><span class="block-right">9 different patterns<br />
3 different speeds<br />
Dimensions: 41x23.5x23.5cm<br />
24W Extremely powerful motor<br />
5 cm thrust depth<br />
12V/2A Output Voltage<br />
Equipped with Kliclok connection<br />
Comes with a remote control<br />
Equipped with sturdy and powerful suction cup</span>
This is a tidy little fucking machine, with the emphasis on little. I am impressed with how Hismith have managed to pack in so much performance into such a small form.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler Sex Machine</a> is made out of ABS and silicone, which is fantastic as both are body-safe and so easy to clean. The black and purple colour scheme look fantastic.</p>
<p>The working end of the machine is covered by a cap to keep it clean and prevent snagging in your luggage if traveling with it. This clips on and off easily to reveal the KlicLok System.</p>
<p>The base of the machine has a screw hole which is where the suction cup base is attached. This machine comes with a very powerful and easy to use suction cup base, which will securely hold the weight of the device to any smooth surface. I had no problems with this one but HiSmith has just informed me that they now have an even better one which will ship with machines which is fantastic. I love it when companies continually improve their products.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler assembled" title="The Pro Traveler is a small but capable sex machine" /><br />While the Pro Traveler is compact, it is more than capable for delivering a good fucking</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Quick Air adaptor" title="The Quick Air adpator is easy to fit and use" align="right" hspace="10" />The machine has a big silicone power switch on the top and a socket on the bottom for the power cable. Both are well placed and the power button is very tactile.</p>
<p>The attachment mechanism is utterly brilliant. HiSmith has developed a hexagonal KlicLok system which takes the functionality of their Quick Air attachment and prevents the dildo from rotating.</p>
<p>You also get an adaptor to fit the KlicLok socket to enable you to use the Hismith range of Quick Air attachments. I love just how easy this system is to use.</p>
<p>Both the Quick Air and KlicLok system are pretty bullet proof and they allow for a huge range of attachments to be used with this machine. The best bit though is the fact that dildos can be swapped out in mere seconds which keeps your play sessions from coming off the boil.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the KlicLok System which is used to attach dildos" title="The KlicLok system makes rapid dildo changes so easy" /><br />The KlicLok systems makes rapid dildo changes so easy, just pull down on the collet and the dildo pops off</p>
<p>I am delighted to say that the Pro Traveler comes with a fantastic silicone dildo. Silicone is my go-to material for insertable sex toys as it is non-porous as well as being both latex and phthalate-free. This lovely purple dildo comes with a KlicLok adaptor in the base, and the glans carries some beautiful details for both g-spot or p-spot stimulation. Well done HiSmith, for supplying a body-safe dildo.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the silicone dildo that comes with the Pro Traveler" title="The Pro Traveler comes with a fantastic silicone dildo" /><br />The Pro Traveler comes with a fantastic silicone dildo</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Firstly, remember what I said at the beginning of this review, this is a small fucking machine designed to be used as a travelling companion as well as a <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">hardcore fucking machine</a>. It has a stroke length of just 5cm/2", but while that doesn't sound much, it's more than enough to provide some excellent stimulation, and it has got me off numerous times now.</p>
<p class="alert success">On the subject of dildos, this is a travel machine and that means it is small and compact. That small form comes with a trade off on power so it just can't handle huge ass splitting dildos or Fleshlights, but I wouldn't expect to to be able to. The one it is supplied with is perfect but if you want to enjoy bigger dildos I would suggest going for one of the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/40-premium-sex-machine?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HiSmith premium fucking machines</a> where power is no problem.</p>
<p>It spent five days at Eurodisney helping sub'r' to get over hard days of walking and enjoying herself. I can attest that it is perfect for anyone considering taking a fucking machine on holiday. I mean, why wouldn't you want to take a fucking machine with you? This small but very functional machine makes is so easy to take with you. In use it is relatively quiet compared to some of its larger cousins and that makes it discreet as well.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler sex machine on its suction cup" title="The Pro Traveler is held securely by the suction cup base" /><br />The Pro Traveler is held securely by its excellent suction cup base</p>
<p>The suction cup base is brilliant, stick the machine to the bath, a tiles wall, the floor or any other smooth surface so you can use it. The suction cup base can be adjusted through 120 degrees and once locked in place it doesn't move or slip.</p>
<p>The suction cup holds the machine securely, and it is easy to set it at an angle to line up with your waiting orifice. Then plug in the power cable, and you are ready to go. One point to note is that the machine I was sent has a European plug on the power adaptor. If you order from the European HiSmith website you will get a power adaptor with a EU style plug. But, buy one from the UK site and you will get an adaptor that will work with our three pin sockets, so they have both bases covered.</p>
<p>Switching it on is easy, press the large button on the Pro Traveler, and then you press the power button on the remote to start it moving.</p>
<p>Controlling it with the remote is simplicity itself, and it is so much better than a wired controller. Stunt Cock could control the machine from the comfort of a chair while sub'r' was restrained and "pleasured" by the machine.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the remote control for the Pro Traveler sex machine" title="The Pro Traveler comes with a remote control" /><br />The Pro Traveler is controlled using a remote control that is easy to use and very functional</p>
<p>We were all surprised by just how much fun this small fucking machine can be.</p>
<p>You get to enjoy three different speeds and nine different fucking patterns, which are fantastic. It is so lovely to use a fucking machine that isn't monotonous like most can be.</p>
<p>Having the ability to cycle through twelve different modes of operation while it is on and still inside you is fantastic as it never gets boring.</p>
<p>Some of the patterns feel incredible, and the design of the body-safe silicone dildo really means your hole experiences some divine sensations.</p>
<p>I love the way the coronal ridges on the dildo stimulate my g-spot, and the sensations of them against my vaginal walls gets me so wet and drives me wild.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the delightful ridges on this silicone dildo" title="The dildo that comes with the Pro Traveler has delightful textures" /><br />The dildo that comes with the Pro Traveler has delightful textures</p>
<p>The remote is fantastic, and it makes the Pro Traveler so easy to use. Just get the dildo inside you and play with the settings as you enjoy a good hard fucking.</p>
<p>The Pro Traveler has lots of power with the included dildo, and once fitted in place all that power is put to good use fucking your waiting hole with any dildo you attach to it.</p>
<p>We found it fun to use in the doggy position the most, with it fixed firmly to either the floor or the wall. Being able to adjust the angle of the machine quickly makes lining it up with your holes an easy task. Once locked in place, you can get the dildo inside you and enjoy the power and patterns that this machine delivers.</p>
<p>Both of us have really enjoyed the orgasms that we have experienced at the end of this stunning little dildo mounted to the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler</a>.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-9.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler fixed in place to some tiles" title="The suction cup base holds the Pro Traveler securely to any flat smooth surface" /><br />The suction cup base holds the Pro Traveler securely to any flat smooth surface</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Small and lightweight making it perfect for use when traveling</li>
<li>Body-safe silicone dildo included</li>
<li>Uses KlicLok attachment system and includes an adaptor for Quick Air attachments</li>
<li>Three Speeds</li>
<li>Nine Patterns</li>
<li>Strong suction cup base</li>
<li>Remote controlled (battery included)</li>
<li>Short 2"/5cm stroke length but the patterns make it feel amazing</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone new to fucking or sex machines</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fucking machine with a remote controller rather than a cabled one</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a sex machine that comes with a body-safe dildo</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a small and light machine to use while traveling</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking to drive huge dildos anally</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a long stroke length</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Both sub'r' and I love this little machine, it is small, functional and the KlicLok system makes toy swaps so fast and simple. The enclosed adaptor for the premium Quick Air attachments/dildos from HiSmith is fantastic too.</p>
<p>I have to admit that this fucking machine totally surpassed my expectations, and it makes a fantastic entry-level fucking machine or one for someone with traveling plans.</p>
<p>The small size, coupled with its lightweight constructions means you can take it anywhere to enjoy some hardcore machine sex wherever you go.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a company that strives to produce the best machines, then check out the range available at HiSmith. This one is perfect for anyone new to machine sex or for someone looking for a great little travelling companion.</p>
<p>It ticks all the boxes, powerful, easy to use, body-safe attachments, and it is so much fun to use. I have no hesitation in giving it a strong recommendation.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler Fucking Machine by HiSmith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hismith.jpg" border="0" alt="Hismith produce some fantastic sex machines" title="HiSmith produce some fantastic sex machines" /></a>
</p>
<p>Check out the amazing range of sex and fucking machines over at HiSmith. They carry a huge selection of very capable sex machines.</p>
<p>You can of course grab yourself one of these cracking little fucking machines, the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler for £199 (usually <strike>£249.99</strike>) which is a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>Suction Cup</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Quiet</li><li>KlicLok</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/0f18514092300971a1d9467fe5706101_S.jpg" alt="HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This pint sized fucking machine delivered some fantastic orgasms</h2>
<p>As a lover of sex and fucking machines, I do like to keep myself abreast of developments in the market place where both are concerned. HiSmith is a dutch based company that I have long had my eyes upon. They are creating some fantastic looking fucking machines that are receiving excellent comments and feedback.</p>
<p>I have met them a couple of times at trade shows, where I was blown away by their range of machines. I was therefore delighted when they got in touch to ask if I would give their latest fucking machine a thorough reviewing.</p>
<p>
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<p>"It spent five days at Eurodisney helping sub'r' to get over hard days of walking and enjoying herself. I can attest that it is perfect for anyone considering taking a fucking machine on holiday."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Well, as you can imagine, I jumped at the chance, this is a fucking machine designed with travelling in mind. As luck would have it, I was about to send my Stunt Cock to EuroDisney with sub'r' for her birthday. So, it was the perfect opportunity to put this "traveler" to the test. No doubt they are both going straight to hell for using a fucking machine at Mickey Mouseland but live life to the full I say.</p>
<p>After taking this fucking machine on a real holiday and having used it myself upon their return, it is time to write up my thoughts about it. So, without further ado, here are my thoughts on the HiSmith Pro Traveler KlicLok Sex Machine.</p>
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<h3>About Hismith</h3>
<p>Based in Holland, HiSmith has been producing some great sex and fucking machines for years now, and I have seen their range of products expand year upon year.</p>
<p>Since their arrival in the market, they have grown and now make an extensive range of sex machines and accessories as well. The dildo supplied with this machine is silicone, and it is nice to see a manufacturer taking body-safe materials seriously, and that is something I love about HiSmith.</p>
<p>Check out their website to see the full range of machines and accessories on offer. I love their KlicLok system as it allows rapid attachment changes. It is more versatile than the vac-u-lock system used by other manufacturers.</p>
<p>So let me tell you about this fucking machine and how it arrived.</p>
<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>After confirming my details with <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">HiSmith</a>, I didn't have to wait long for the package to arrive. It was sent by courier and arrived in a very plain cardboard box. This box carried no indication as to what was inside, which is good to know.</p>
<p>Imagine my surprise when upon opening the box, I was not met with just the Pro Traveler Fucking Machine. I also received two accessory packs to review as well - woohoo! I will talk about them later in a separate review as they deserve that.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the box and packaging of the Pro Traveler" title="The Pro Traveler come well packaged in a stylish sturdy box" /><br />The Pro Traveler comes well packaged in a sturdy stylish box</p>
<p>The two accessory packs are fantastic, it means that you can basically fit anything to their fucking machine, and that's a massive advantage over their competitors.</p>
<p>The style of the HiSmith packaging is fantastic, with dark looks and very well made boxes. A plastic former hold everything securely, I can't fault it at all.</p>
<p>Inside the box, you will find the Pro Traveler fucking machine, its suction cup base, a KlicLok to Quick Air adaptor, the power supply, the remote control and a set of instructions.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler, its accessories and the box" title="The Pro Traveler and its attachments comes in a stylish sturdy box" /><br />The Pro Traveler has everything you need to enjoy some machine sex, but don't forget the lube</p>
<h3>Design and materials</h3>
<p><span class="block-right">9 different patterns<br />
3 different speeds<br />
Dimensions: 41x23.5x23.5cm<br />
24W Extremely powerful motor<br />
5 cm thrust depth<br />
12V/2A Output Voltage<br />
Equipped with Kliclok connection<br />
Comes with a remote control<br />
Equipped with sturdy and powerful suction cup</span>
This is a tidy little fucking machine, with the emphasis on little. I am impressed with how Hismith have managed to pack in so much performance into such a small form.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler Sex Machine</a> is made out of ABS and silicone, which is fantastic as both are body-safe and so easy to clean. The black and purple colour scheme look fantastic.</p>
<p>The working end of the machine is covered by a cap to keep it clean and prevent snagging in your luggage if traveling with it. This clips on and off easily to reveal the KlicLok System.</p>
<p>The base of the machine has a screw hole which is where the suction cup base is attached. This machine comes with a very powerful and easy to use suction cup base, which will securely hold the weight of the device to any smooth surface. I had no problems with this one but HiSmith has just informed me that they now have an even better one which will ship with machines which is fantastic. I love it when companies continually improve their products.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler assembled" title="The Pro Traveler is a small but capable sex machine" /><br />While the Pro Traveler is compact, it is more than capable for delivering a good fucking</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Quick Air adaptor" title="The Quick Air adpator is easy to fit and use" align="right" hspace="10" />The machine has a big silicone power switch on the top and a socket on the bottom for the power cable. Both are well placed and the power button is very tactile.</p>
<p>The attachment mechanism is utterly brilliant. HiSmith has developed a hexagonal KlicLok system which takes the functionality of their Quick Air attachment and prevents the dildo from rotating.</p>
<p>You also get an adaptor to fit the KlicLok socket to enable you to use the Hismith range of Quick Air attachments. I love just how easy this system is to use.</p>
<p>Both the Quick Air and KlicLok system are pretty bullet proof and they allow for a huge range of attachments to be used with this machine. The best bit though is the fact that dildos can be swapped out in mere seconds which keeps your play sessions from coming off the boil.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the KlicLok System which is used to attach dildos" title="The KlicLok system makes rapid dildo changes so easy" /><br />The KlicLok systems makes rapid dildo changes so easy, just pull down on the collet and the dildo pops off</p>
<p>I am delighted to say that the Pro Traveler comes with a fantastic silicone dildo. Silicone is my go-to material for insertable sex toys as it is non-porous as well as being both latex and phthalate-free. This lovely purple dildo comes with a KlicLok adaptor in the base, and the glans carries some beautiful details for both g-spot or p-spot stimulation. Well done HiSmith, for supplying a body-safe dildo.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the silicone dildo that comes with the Pro Traveler" title="The Pro Traveler comes with a fantastic silicone dildo" /><br />The Pro Traveler comes with a fantastic silicone dildo</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Firstly, remember what I said at the beginning of this review, this is a small fucking machine designed to be used as a travelling companion as well as a <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">hardcore fucking machine</a>. It has a stroke length of just 5cm/2", but while that doesn't sound much, it's more than enough to provide some excellent stimulation, and it has got me off numerous times now.</p>
<p class="alert success">On the subject of dildos, this is a travel machine and that means it is small and compact. That small form comes with a trade off on power so it just can't handle huge ass splitting dildos or Fleshlights, but I wouldn't expect to to be able to. The one it is supplied with is perfect but if you want to enjoy bigger dildos I would suggest going for one of the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/40-premium-sex-machine?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">HiSmith premium fucking machines</a> where power is no problem.</p>
<p>It spent five days at Eurodisney helping sub'r' to get over hard days of walking and enjoying herself. I can attest that it is perfect for anyone considering taking a fucking machine on holiday. I mean, why wouldn't you want to take a fucking machine with you? This small but very functional machine makes is so easy to take with you. In use it is relatively quiet compared to some of its larger cousins and that makes it discreet as well.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler sex machine on its suction cup" title="The Pro Traveler is held securely by the suction cup base" /><br />The Pro Traveler is held securely by its excellent suction cup base</p>
<p>The suction cup base is brilliant, stick the machine to the bath, a tiles wall, the floor or any other smooth surface so you can use it. The suction cup base can be adjusted through 120 degrees and once locked in place it doesn't move or slip.</p>
<p>The suction cup holds the machine securely, and it is easy to set it at an angle to line up with your waiting orifice. Then plug in the power cable, and you are ready to go. One point to note is that the machine I was sent has a European plug on the power adaptor. If you order from the European HiSmith website you will get a power adaptor with a EU style plug. But, buy one from the UK site and you will get an adaptor that will work with our three pin sockets, so they have both bases covered.</p>
<p>Switching it on is easy, press the large button on the Pro Traveler, and then you press the power button on the remote to start it moving.</p>
<p>Controlling it with the remote is simplicity itself, and it is so much better than a wired controller. Stunt Cock could control the machine from the comfort of a chair while sub'r' was restrained and "pleasured" by the machine.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the remote control for the Pro Traveler sex machine" title="The Pro Traveler comes with a remote control" /><br />The Pro Traveler is controlled using a remote control that is easy to use and very functional</p>
<p>We were all surprised by just how much fun this small fucking machine can be.</p>
<p>You get to enjoy three different speeds and nine different fucking patterns, which are fantastic. It is so lovely to use a fucking machine that isn't monotonous like most can be.</p>
<p>Having the ability to cycle through twelve different modes of operation while it is on and still inside you is fantastic as it never gets boring.</p>
<p>Some of the patterns feel incredible, and the design of the body-safe silicone dildo really means your hole experiences some divine sensations.</p>
<p>I love the way the coronal ridges on the dildo stimulate my g-spot, and the sensations of them against my vaginal walls gets me so wet and drives me wild.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the delightful ridges on this silicone dildo" title="The dildo that comes with the Pro Traveler has delightful textures" /><br />The dildo that comes with the Pro Traveler has delightful textures</p>
<p>The remote is fantastic, and it makes the Pro Traveler so easy to use. Just get the dildo inside you and play with the settings as you enjoy a good hard fucking.</p>
<p>The Pro Traveler has lots of power with the included dildo, and once fitted in place all that power is put to good use fucking your waiting hole with any dildo you attach to it.</p>
<p>We found it fun to use in the doggy position the most, with it fixed firmly to either the floor or the wall. Being able to adjust the angle of the machine quickly makes lining it up with your holes an easy task. Once locked in place, you can get the dildo inside you and enjoy the power and patterns that this machine delivers.</p>
<p>Both of us have really enjoyed the orgasms that we have experienced at the end of this stunning little dildo mounted to the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler</a>.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/hismith-pro-traveler/hismith-pro-traveler-9.jpg" alt="Image showing the Pro Traveler fixed in place to some tiles" title="The suction cup base holds the Pro Traveler securely to any flat smooth surface" /><br />The suction cup base holds the Pro Traveler securely to any flat smooth surface</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Small and lightweight making it perfect for use when traveling</li>
<li>Body-safe silicone dildo included</li>
<li>Uses KlicLok attachment system and includes an adaptor for Quick Air attachments</li>
<li>Three Speeds</li>
<li>Nine Patterns</li>
<li>Strong suction cup base</li>
<li>Remote controlled (battery included)</li>
<li>Short 2"/5cm stroke length but the patterns make it feel amazing</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone new to fucking or sex machines</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fucking machine with a remote controller rather than a cabled one</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a sex machine that comes with a body-safe dildo</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a small and light machine to use while traveling</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking to drive huge dildos anally</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a long stroke length</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Both sub'r' and I love this little machine, it is small, functional and the KlicLok system makes toy swaps so fast and simple. The enclosed adaptor for the premium Quick Air attachments/dildos from HiSmith is fantastic too.</p>
<p>I have to admit that this fucking machine totally surpassed my expectations, and it makes a fantastic entry-level fucking machine or one for someone with traveling plans.</p>
<p>The small size, coupled with its lightweight constructions means you can take it anywhere to enjoy some hardcore machine sex wherever you go.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a company that strives to produce the best machines, then check out the range available at HiSmith. This one is perfect for anyone new to machine sex or for someone looking for a great little travelling companion.</p>
<p>It ticks all the boxes, powerful, easy to use, body-safe attachments, and it is so much fun to use. I have no hesitation in giving it a strong recommendation.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler Fucking Machine by HiSmith</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hismith.jpg" border="0" alt="Hismith produce some fantastic sex machines" title="HiSmith produce some fantastic sex machines" /></a>
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<p>Check out the amazing range of sex and fucking machines over at HiSmith. They carry a huge selection of very capable sex machines.</p>
<p>You can of course grab yourself one of these cracking little fucking machines, the <a href="https://www.hismith.co.uk/sex-machines/515-hismith-pro-traveler-portable-sex-machine-with-remote-controller-kliclok-system.html?ref=2446" target="_blank" rel="sponsored">Pro Traveler for £199 (usually <strike>£249.99</strike>) which is a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>HiSmith</li><li>Suction Cup</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Quiet</li><li>KlicLok</li><ul></div>Love Rider Sex Machine2019-01-03T10:25:38+00:002019-01-03T10:25:38+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/love-rider-sex-machine.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/b689fad0280b286c898256c8d3b6ee9e_S.jpg" alt="Love Rider Sex Machine" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Slide and glide your way to an orgasm with this Monkey Rocker style sex machine</h2>
<p>As anyone who reads my blog regularly knows, I have a thing for fucking machines in all of their forms. One thing I have been longing to try is a monkey rocker style ride on Fucking Machine.</p>
<p>So when Dave from sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one you can imagine that it didn't take me long to reply with a resounding yes, please.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Having got used to controlling the Love Rider, I have had some very lovely orgasms riding it. It is one of those sex machines that is also very good for putting on a show. As you ride it anyone in the room with you gets an excellent display of the dildo sliding in and out of you."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>This style of sex machine is entirely human-powered, you use your weight and legs muscles to glide back and forth, and a mechanical linkage turns that linear motion into the thrusting action of the dildo.</p>
<p>Sound like a lot of fun, doesn't it? Read on to find out how I got on with it.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>As with everything that I have ever received from sexmachines.co.uk this machine arrived quickly and was very discreetly packaged.</p>
<p>The outer box was plain cardboard, and it carried no indication as to what lay within. The inner box is the retail display box, and this is very nicely done. It features pretty graphic images of the machine in use and carries a lot of product information including the fact that you get two attachment with this machine.</p>
<p>The machine and packaging weighs 14.2kg with the machine weighing in at 13kg, so it isn't too heavy while still being sturdy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Love Rider unboxed with its two dildos" /><br />The Love Rider comes fully assembled together with two attachments with a storage bag</p>
<h3>Unboxing</h3>
<p>The machine is ready assembled and pretty easy to remove from the box. The biggest bonus though is that no assembly is required. It arrives fully assembled so all you need to do is attach one of the two included dildos and you are ready to go. You also get a storage bag for the attachments which is good but wrap them in kitchen roll before placing them in the bag to stop them from touching each other.</p>
<p>That was a pleasant surprise as generally with a fucking machine some assembly is usually required. The machine is well packaged and once out of its box you can get to admire it and its smart design.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider</a> measures in at 22.5"/57cm inches long, 13.25"/33.7cm inches wide and 19.5"/49.5cm inches tall.</p>
<h3>How It Works</h3>
<p>It really is a clever concept, it is basically a seat suspended within a frame which sits on the floor. When you sit on the seat and move it forwards and backwards it causes a linkage to raise and lower an arm to which a dildo is attached.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the action of the Love Rider" /><br />The Love Rider uses a series of link arms to transfer forward and backwards motion into the vertical motion of the dildo</p>
<p>This arm has a Vac-u-lock style adaptor fitted to it that allows you to install lots of different dildos to the Love Rider Sex Machine.</p>
<p><a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sexmachines.co.uk</a> carry a massive range of vac-u-lock compatible dildos including the amazing Mr Hankeys toys.</p>
<p>So, basically, you sit on the Love Rider and use your leg muscles to slide yourself forward and backwards. The Love Rider then converts that movement into the fucking action of the dildo. "Simples" as Alexander the meerkat says.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the Love Riders Vac-u-lock adaptor" /><br />The Love Rider comes with a Vac-u-lock compatible adaptor for attaching dildos to it</p>
<h3>Construction</h3>
<p>The <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider</a> is pretty well made, I love the fact that it works straight out of the box. The body and seat frame is painted back, and the cushioned seat pads are coated in faux cream leather.</p>
<p>The seat is comfortable, but this isn't a lounge chair, this is definitely a kinky piece of bedroom equipment designed to provide pleasure and a good workout too.</p>
<p>You get two sex toys enclosed with the Love Rider, one is an anal probe and the second is a ridged dildo designed for lots of stimulation. Both have a hole in the base for the Vac-u-lock style adaptor to use.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the Love Riders two enclosed attachments" /><br />The Love Rider comes with a ribbed dildo and an anal probe</p>
<p>These two attachments are I believe made out of TPR which means that they are porous. You can, of course, fit your favourite silicone Vac-u-lock compatible dildo to the machine instead of the ones enclosed.</p>
<p>The six-inch ribbed dildo that arrived with this machine had a casting problem just over the balls which left a blemish that in use acts as a bit of a vag-goo trap. It means I have to clean that area of the dildo very carefully. It is probably just a one-off, but I had to mention it.</p>
<p>Both the anal probe and dildo have nicely rounded heads to aid insertion, and I recommend using a good quality water-based lube with them such as <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-h20-water-based-lube.html">Sliquid H2O</a> or <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/secret-play-natural-vegan-organic-aloe-vera-personal-lube-review.html">Secret Play Natural Lube</a>.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the hole in one of the dildos" /><br />The ribbed dildo has a casting artifact problem that has left a pit in its side</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>To say I couldn't wait to put the Love Rider to the test would be an understatement. With the ribbed dildo fitted and lubed up, it was time to see how a <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">human powered sex machine</a> would fare.</p>
<p>The first tricky thing that you need to master is getting the dildo into your waiting orifice. I used the Love Rider vaginally, but of course, it is also very suitable for anal fun as well.</p>
<p>When you settle yourself onto the seat, you need to push yourself forward to get the dildo to rise, aligning it to your waiting orifice as you do so.</p>
<p>Once inside you, you can start to experiment with how the slightest movement changes the position of the dildo. Push forward, and it rises sliding into to. Settle back, and it lowers sliding downwards.</p>
<p>Push back to far, and it slips out, and you then need to faff about inserting it again. I strongly recommend getting a longer dildo as it will make using the Love Rider easier. </p>
<p>You can use the standard ones, but longer ones are much better. This is a sex machine that takes some getting used to.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the included dildos" /><br />The included dildos offer some nice fun but the Mr Hankeys ones are so much better in every way</p>
<p>Controlling it sounds easy, but in practice, it takes a while to get used to it before you can really start enjoying it.</p>
<p>It took a couple of goes to get used to it but now that I know what I am doing it feels great to be able to fuck myself slowly or quickly just by shifting my weight and pulling myself forward or sliding back.</p>
<p>The way that the dildo arcs as it rises sometimes means that if it comes out, it can catch on the underside of the seat giving you a slap on the ass or pussy as it releases itself. This always makes me giggle when that happens.</p>
<p>Having got used to controlling the Love Rider, I have had some very lovely orgasms riding it. It is one of those sex machines that is also very good for putting on a show. As you ride it anyone in the room with you gets an excellent display of the dildo sliding in and out of you. I can imagine that this sort of machine is a lot of fun in swingers clubs and for webcam models.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider</a> is also reasonably discreet, I put a throw over it in the bedroom and sometimes even use it when sat at my make up table. Being able to rock back and forth on it is actually quite relaxing. Of course, fit a dildo to it, and it's much more fun. However, I would imagine my make up would be everywhere it shouldn't be if I used it like that in the morning LOL.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the dildos rising as the seat is slid forwards" /><br />The Love Rider can be a lot of fun for anyone wanting some quiet fucking machine fun and games</p>
<p>Giving yourself a good seeing to with the Love Rider also has some other benefits apart from the orgasmic bliss element. It gives your thighs a damn good workout.</p>
<p>The morning after my first couple of uses of it I could really feel my muscles ache. You quickly get through this though with use, and it actually tones your muscles and lets you burn off some calories while you enjoy the fucking it delivers. It's a win, win in that respect. Lots of kinky fuckery and you are losing weight and toning up your leg muscles at the same time. I can't promise that it will turn you into a sexual athlete, but it will undoubtedly tone as it fucks you.</p>
<p>Here is a quick video showing you how if you go too far back the dildo can end up giving you a nice spanking.</p>
<p>{YouTube}nzElpiEJp4s{/YouTube}</p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>No electricity required, this is a human powered fucking machine</li>
<li>No assembly required</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock attachment systems gives you a myriad of dildo choices</li>
<li>Two dildos included, an anal probe and a rided dildo</li>
<li>Quiet and discreet in use</li>
<li>1 Year UK & Worldwide warranty, upgradable to a 3 year warranty</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>After a tricky start, I have had so much fun with the Love Rider. It is one of those machines that you have to learn to get the most out of it. Once you master it, you can relax and exercise yourself to an orgasm. It is totally silent in use, the only thing you will hear is wet noises as you fuck yourself to an orgasm with it.</p>
<p>Useful for both anal and vaginal penetration it is genuinely a sex machine for all sexes, and I love the fact you get a workout as you masturbate.</p>
<p>It is a very visual and exciting way to masturbate, and if you have a partner, they will be fascinated by the sight of the attachment sliding in and out of you as you get more and more aroused.</p>
<p>All in all the Love Rider is a fun addition to anyone sex machine collection. Throw it in the car and opt for some impromptu outdoor fun as it is human powered so you can use it anywhere.</p>
<p>I was sent the Love Rider by <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=8;Functionality=8;Ease Of Use=8;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/sexmachines2.jpg" alt="Sexmachines.co.uk the uk's largest selection of sex and fucking machines" align="right" /></a></p>
<p>Check out the range of amazing fucking machines over at sexmachines.co.uk.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an amazing selection of fucking and sex machines for sale together with a huge range of attachments, with a fast and discreet service.</p>
<p>If you are curious to try one for yourself then you can grab one of these <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider Sex Machines for £419.00 from sexmachines.co.uk</a> and it is definitely worth checking out the other machines available as you can save lots of money in their current sale.</p>
<h4 align="center"><a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a></h4>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent this sex machine to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Sex Machine</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/b689fad0280b286c898256c8d3b6ee9e_S.jpg" alt="Love Rider Sex Machine" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Slide and glide your way to an orgasm with this Monkey Rocker style sex machine</h2>
<p>As anyone who reads my blog regularly knows, I have a thing for fucking machines in all of their forms. One thing I have been longing to try is a monkey rocker style ride on Fucking Machine.</p>
<p>So when Dave from sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one you can imagine that it didn't take me long to reply with a resounding yes, please.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Having got used to controlling the Love Rider, I have had some very lovely orgasms riding it. It is one of those sex machines that is also very good for putting on a show. As you ride it anyone in the room with you gets an excellent display of the dildo sliding in and out of you."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>This style of sex machine is entirely human-powered, you use your weight and legs muscles to glide back and forth, and a mechanical linkage turns that linear motion into the thrusting action of the dildo.</p>
<p>Sound like a lot of fun, doesn't it? Read on to find out how I got on with it.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>As with everything that I have ever received from sexmachines.co.uk this machine arrived quickly and was very discreetly packaged.</p>
<p>The outer box was plain cardboard, and it carried no indication as to what lay within. The inner box is the retail display box, and this is very nicely done. It features pretty graphic images of the machine in use and carries a lot of product information including the fact that you get two attachment with this machine.</p>
<p>The machine and packaging weighs 14.2kg with the machine weighing in at 13kg, so it isn't too heavy while still being sturdy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Love Rider unboxed with its two dildos" /><br />The Love Rider comes fully assembled together with two attachments with a storage bag</p>
<h3>Unboxing</h3>
<p>The machine is ready assembled and pretty easy to remove from the box. The biggest bonus though is that no assembly is required. It arrives fully assembled so all you need to do is attach one of the two included dildos and you are ready to go. You also get a storage bag for the attachments which is good but wrap them in kitchen roll before placing them in the bag to stop them from touching each other.</p>
<p>That was a pleasant surprise as generally with a fucking machine some assembly is usually required. The machine is well packaged and once out of its box you can get to admire it and its smart design.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider</a> measures in at 22.5"/57cm inches long, 13.25"/33.7cm inches wide and 19.5"/49.5cm inches tall.</p>
<h3>How It Works</h3>
<p>It really is a clever concept, it is basically a seat suspended within a frame which sits on the floor. When you sit on the seat and move it forwards and backwards it causes a linkage to raise and lower an arm to which a dildo is attached.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the action of the Love Rider" /><br />The Love Rider uses a series of link arms to transfer forward and backwards motion into the vertical motion of the dildo</p>
<p>This arm has a Vac-u-lock style adaptor fitted to it that allows you to install lots of different dildos to the Love Rider Sex Machine.</p>
<p><a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sexmachines.co.uk</a> carry a massive range of vac-u-lock compatible dildos including the amazing Mr Hankeys toys.</p>
<p>So, basically, you sit on the Love Rider and use your leg muscles to slide yourself forward and backwards. The Love Rider then converts that movement into the fucking action of the dildo. "Simples" as Alexander the meerkat says.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the Love Riders Vac-u-lock adaptor" /><br />The Love Rider comes with a Vac-u-lock compatible adaptor for attaching dildos to it</p>
<h3>Construction</h3>
<p>The <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider</a> is pretty well made, I love the fact that it works straight out of the box. The body and seat frame is painted back, and the cushioned seat pads are coated in faux cream leather.</p>
<p>The seat is comfortable, but this isn't a lounge chair, this is definitely a kinky piece of bedroom equipment designed to provide pleasure and a good workout too.</p>
<p>You get two sex toys enclosed with the Love Rider, one is an anal probe and the second is a ridged dildo designed for lots of stimulation. Both have a hole in the base for the Vac-u-lock style adaptor to use.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the Love Riders two enclosed attachments" /><br />The Love Rider comes with a ribbed dildo and an anal probe</p>
<p>These two attachments are I believe made out of TPR which means that they are porous. You can, of course, fit your favourite silicone Vac-u-lock compatible dildo to the machine instead of the ones enclosed.</p>
<p>The six-inch ribbed dildo that arrived with this machine had a casting problem just over the balls which left a blemish that in use acts as a bit of a vag-goo trap. It means I have to clean that area of the dildo very carefully. It is probably just a one-off, but I had to mention it.</p>
<p>Both the anal probe and dildo have nicely rounded heads to aid insertion, and I recommend using a good quality water-based lube with them such as <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-h20-water-based-lube.html">Sliquid H2O</a> or <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/secret-play-natural-vegan-organic-aloe-vera-personal-lube-review.html">Secret Play Natural Lube</a>.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the hole in one of the dildos" /><br />The ribbed dildo has a casting artifact problem that has left a pit in its side</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>To say I couldn't wait to put the Love Rider to the test would be an understatement. With the ribbed dildo fitted and lubed up, it was time to see how a <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">human powered sex machine</a> would fare.</p>
<p>The first tricky thing that you need to master is getting the dildo into your waiting orifice. I used the Love Rider vaginally, but of course, it is also very suitable for anal fun as well.</p>
<p>When you settle yourself onto the seat, you need to push yourself forward to get the dildo to rise, aligning it to your waiting orifice as you do so.</p>
<p>Once inside you, you can start to experiment with how the slightest movement changes the position of the dildo. Push forward, and it rises sliding into to. Settle back, and it lowers sliding downwards.</p>
<p>Push back to far, and it slips out, and you then need to faff about inserting it again. I strongly recommend getting a longer dildo as it will make using the Love Rider easier. </p>
<p>You can use the standard ones, but longer ones are much better. This is a sex machine that takes some getting used to.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the included dildos" /><br />The included dildos offer some nice fun but the Mr Hankeys ones are so much better in every way</p>
<p>Controlling it sounds easy, but in practice, it takes a while to get used to it before you can really start enjoying it.</p>
<p>It took a couple of goes to get used to it but now that I know what I am doing it feels great to be able to fuck myself slowly or quickly just by shifting my weight and pulling myself forward or sliding back.</p>
<p>The way that the dildo arcs as it rises sometimes means that if it comes out, it can catch on the underside of the seat giving you a slap on the ass or pussy as it releases itself. This always makes me giggle when that happens.</p>
<p>Having got used to controlling the Love Rider, I have had some very lovely orgasms riding it. It is one of those sex machines that is also very good for putting on a show. As you ride it anyone in the room with you gets an excellent display of the dildo sliding in and out of you. I can imagine that this sort of machine is a lot of fun in swingers clubs and for webcam models.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider</a> is also reasonably discreet, I put a throw over it in the bedroom and sometimes even use it when sat at my make up table. Being able to rock back and forth on it is actually quite relaxing. Of course, fit a dildo to it, and it's much more fun. However, I would imagine my make up would be everywhere it shouldn't be if I used it like that in the morning LOL.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/love-rider/love-rider-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the dildos rising as the seat is slid forwards" /><br />The Love Rider can be a lot of fun for anyone wanting some quiet fucking machine fun and games</p>
<p>Giving yourself a good seeing to with the Love Rider also has some other benefits apart from the orgasmic bliss element. It gives your thighs a damn good workout.</p>
<p>The morning after my first couple of uses of it I could really feel my muscles ache. You quickly get through this though with use, and it actually tones your muscles and lets you burn off some calories while you enjoy the fucking it delivers. It's a win, win in that respect. Lots of kinky fuckery and you are losing weight and toning up your leg muscles at the same time. I can't promise that it will turn you into a sexual athlete, but it will undoubtedly tone as it fucks you.</p>
<p>Here is a quick video showing you how if you go too far back the dildo can end up giving you a nice spanking.</p>
<p>{YouTube}nzElpiEJp4s{/YouTube}</p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>No electricity required, this is a human powered fucking machine</li>
<li>No assembly required</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock attachment systems gives you a myriad of dildo choices</li>
<li>Two dildos included, an anal probe and a rided dildo</li>
<li>Quiet and discreet in use</li>
<li>1 Year UK & Worldwide warranty, upgradable to a 3 year warranty</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>After a tricky start, I have had so much fun with the Love Rider. It is one of those machines that you have to learn to get the most out of it. Once you master it, you can relax and exercise yourself to an orgasm. It is totally silent in use, the only thing you will hear is wet noises as you fuck yourself to an orgasm with it.</p>
<p>Useful for both anal and vaginal penetration it is genuinely a sex machine for all sexes, and I love the fact you get a workout as you masturbate.</p>
<p>It is a very visual and exciting way to masturbate, and if you have a partner, they will be fascinated by the sight of the attachment sliding in and out of you as you get more and more aroused.</p>
<p>All in all the Love Rider is a fun addition to anyone sex machine collection. Throw it in the car and opt for some impromptu outdoor fun as it is human powered so you can use it anywhere.</p>
<p>I was sent the Love Rider by <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=8;Functionality=8;Ease Of Use=8;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
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<p>Check out the range of amazing fucking machines over at sexmachines.co.uk.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an amazing selection of fucking and sex machines for sale together with a huge range of attachments, with a fast and discreet service.</p>
<p>If you are curious to try one for yourself then you can grab one of these <a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Love Rider Sex Machines for £419.00 from sexmachines.co.uk</a> and it is definitely worth checking out the other machines available as you can save lots of money in their current sale.</p>
<h4 align="center"><a href="https://clk.tradedoubler.com/click?p=311504&a=3198770&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sexmachines.co.uk%2Flove-rider-sex-machine" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a></h4>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent this sex machine to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><li>Sex Machine</li><ul></div>S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine2018-11-16T09:29:18+00:002018-11-16T09:29:18+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f2db05517411d6eb0e1fc32654b32d49_S.jpg" alt="S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Another machine that proves the adage that you get what you pay for</h2>
<p>Having recently reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.html">S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle</a> for sexmachines.co.uk I was excited to see another machine arrive in the post.</p>
<p>This time it was one of the Machine Gun style fucking machines, the S2. I have heard lots of things about this type of device, unfortunately, none of it has been good.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I did think the sticker on the side of the machine was almost as funny as the instructions, apparently, it's a Happiness Browser."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I often get e-mails from people who own one asking if they are doing something wrong when setting it up, so it was nice to finally get my hands on one of them to see it for myself.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, this is going to be a review that may sound a little whiney as it was challenging to find any positives about this machine. So with a weary heart, it is on with the review.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p>I wasn't expecting much to be honest for many reasons, firstly the number of complaints I get about this style of sex machine and secondly its price. This is a machine that retails for £78, and while that is a lot of money, it isn't when you are looking for a reliable fucking machine that performs well.</p>
<p>Having reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.html">S1 Cheap Fucking machine Bundle</a> recently, it re-affirmed my belief that you do indeed get what you pay for when it comes to sex tech. This machine doubles down on that belief, it is even worse than the S1, and I will endeavour to justify that statement with this review.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an incredible selection of fucking sex machines, and it has to be the biggest on the internet. They cater for every price bracket and offer legendary machines like the Sybian and Shockspot together with the cheapest machines available online.</p>
<p>I have to hand it to them through their star rating system on their site is honest, they give this machine a one out of five which is accurate. Having reviewed a few of their machines, I can state that you can trust their star rating system it has been proven to be accurate time and time again.</p>
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>Just like everything that has arrived here from sexmachines.co.uk, this machine came quickly and with no fuss. The box is very plain giving no indication whatsoever as to the contents of the package.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-1.jpg" alt="Image showing what arrives with the s2 machine gun sex machine" /><br />A strange looking machine but one that is quick and easy to set up</p>
<p>They take customer discretion seriously which is only right. I always mention packaging in my reviews as if you live at home with parents or in shared accommodation then discretion is a must.</p>
<p>Upon opening the box, I was greeted with a strong chemical smell just as I did when reviewing the S1 and that meant only one thing - cheap attachments, more on them later.</p>
<p>I also pulled out the instructions and actually burst out laughing at them, something has apparently been lost in translation, and they are hilarious.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-2.jpg" alt="Image showing a small section of the bizaare instructions" /><br />The single page of instructions leaves a lot to be desired</p>
<p><em>Note to sex toy manufacturers if you want accurate English instructions then send me a machine and commision me to write you a set as these are terrible</em>. I'd be delighted to be able write some decent ones out.</p>
<p>Anyway, after composing myself, it was on with the unboxing, and I could finally get my hands on a machine gun style fucking machine.</p>
<h3>Design and Specifications</h3>
<p>This is a machine that certainly looks interesting, it features a flat base with four suckers attached to cabinet hinges just like with the S1. While at first, this seems a little weird it is actually quite effective at holding a fucking machine steady on a smooth flat surface. However it is totally useless on a bed or carpet though.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-3.jpg" alt="Image showing two of the securing feet" /><br />The sucker feet are useful on a smooth hard surface but don't work on a bed or carpet</p>
<p>Fixed to the top of the base is a metal frame that is used to adjust the height and angle of thrust of the machine. This one is rusting in patches which isn't good. It is quite easy to lift the front of the machine up but it takes some fiddling to drop it again, I find this mechanism challenging to use and it is just asking for a finger to get trapped.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the frame that already shows signs of corrosion" /><br />The frame already shows signs of corrosion</p>
<p>Atop this frame is the machine gun style fucking machine, and I have absolutely no idea why this style of fucking machine got that name as it bears no resemblance to any machine gun that I have ever seen.</p>
<p>I did think the sticker on the side of the machine was almost as funny as the instructions, apparently, it's a "Happiness Browser".</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the sticker on the side of the machine" /><br />The sticker on the side of the machine telling me it's a "Happiness Browser"</p>
<p>The fucking machine itself is a large cylinder with two metal clamps securing it to the base, and these clamps have some heat shrink used to cover the nuts and bolts securing it in place.</p>
<p>This machine is capable of upto 450 thrusts a minute (without any load) but it only has a stroke length of 2"/5cm and that is not adjustable.</p>
<p>The end of the thrust rod has a modified XLR style plug. This is the same attachment systems as with the S1, and it has the same problem. You can only use proprietary dildos with this machine unless you purchase an adaptor for it. Luckily sexmachines.co.uk have a range of adaptors so you can use some of your favourite dildos. While this is a rapid system for changing dildos, I much prefer either the Vac-u-lock Systems or the method used on the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1</a> which is a modified airline quick release.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the XLR style attachment mechanism on the machine and the supplied dildo" /><br />The XLR style attachment mechanism on the machine and the supplied dildo</p>
<p>It comes with a male masturbator and a dildo, both have a female XLR socket on the end of them.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, both are cheap and not body safe. The smell I encountered when opening the box is chemicals (phthalates) leaching out of the dildo. These sex toys are porous, and as such, you cannot clean them properly, and you will get bacteria and mould growing within the material. I urge anyone using them to use a condom with them at the very least after giving them a good scrub to remove any chemical residue on the surface of them.</p>
<p>The male masturbator is sort of like a fleshlight, but the materials are much inferior to this legendary masturbator. The inner material is much harder than the one used by fleshlight. The outer casing is also very narrow which will make the masturbator impossible to use if you have good girth and even with a slim cock the material won't be that comfortable. I may be wrong though as I am lacking the necessary equipment to have first-hand experience of that.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing thesupplied masturbator and the volume switch" /><br />The masturbator is narrow and features a volume style switch that doesn't do anything</p>
<p>Just like the male masturbator included with the S1 this one has a volume type control on the side which I presume is for some kind of vibration function but it doesn't work, and I can find no way of adding or changing any batteries if there are any fitted.</p>
<p>The external power supply plugs into the speed controller and that in turn plugs into the back of the fucking machine. These connections are sturdy, and I think they will be reliable over time.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the power supply and speed controler connected" /><br />The power supply connects to the speed controler which in turn is connected to the rear of the machine</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>This is where I usually extol the virtues of a fucking machine with statements like "good hard rodgering" and "it gave me a fantastic orgasm". But with regards to the S2, it is indeed a sad story.</p>
<p>You see, with fucking machines torque is king or queen. You need a machine with good torque to be able to move a dildo inside a tight orifice. The tighter the orifice or, the wider the dildo, the more torque you will need.</p>
<p>The S2 has comical levels of torque, I can literally place my hand in front of the dildo to stop it without applying any pressure at all. Now due to the internal workings of the toy after a while, it does crawl forward, but that is no good for me. This is without a doubt the leat powerful machine that I have ever reviewed.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the power cable connected to the back of the machine" /><br />The speed controller cable connects to the back of the machine</p>
<p>When I am using a fucking machine I am like a kinky Jeremy Clarkson, I need more power. I want a dildo to thrust in and out of me in ways that no man can recreate. I want to be utterly fucked and fucked hard.</p>
<p>For me, a sex machine that is incapable of moving a dildo when it is inside me is about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.</p>
<p>To demonstrate this terrible lack of torque I made this video showing the male masturbator and dildo. I used a load of lube inside the masturbator and on the dildo, and you can see how easily I can glide the masturbator over the rubber cock.</p>
<p>Well, the machine is incapable of moving the dildo at all which is a sorry state of affairs and the video highlights exactly why buying this machine would be a waste of money.</p>
<p>{YouTube}wwhjLuEg3Sc{/YouTube}</p>
<hr />
<p>Without penetrating the top speed of the S2 is comparable with the S1 but it is more unstable at high speeds. This is probably because of its higher centre of gravity compared with the S1, but you needn't worry about that as it won't be going fast when used in a lubed up orifice.</p>
<p>The noise levels are also comparable with the S1.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Very low torque</li>
<li>Height and angle adjustable</li>
<li>Fixed thrust length</li>
<li>Attachments are not body safe</li>
<li>Masturbator and dildo supplied</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Like its brother the S1 Cheap Fucking Machine, the S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine is, in my opinion, a total waste of money. You are much better off saving your money and buying something like the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1 Premium Fucking Machin</a>e (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/yubo-f1-fucking-machine-from-sexmachines-co-uk.html">check out my review of the Yubo F1 here</a>). That one will fuck you senseless and give you hours of pleasure.</p>
<p>I honestly think that the only thing you will get out of the S2 is hours of frustration as it just doesn't do what a good fucking machine does do and that is fuck.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk is the without a doubt the best place to buy fucking machines from as they carry a vast range of machines for every budget but please understand that in the world of fucking machines you do get what you pay for.</p>
<p>Performance, capability and reliability all come at a price. I can't in good faith give this machine a recommendation but if you want a puzzle to keep your friends occupied you can always get them to work out how to lower the ratchet mechanism.</p>
<p>Get yourself one of the regular fucking machines like the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1</a> or the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-machine-866-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Willie Wanka</a> (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-fucking-machine-review.html">read my review of it here</a>) if you are interested in exploring the fantastic world of machine sex.</p>
<p>From my perspective this has been an interesting review as things can only get better with the next machine - I hope.</p>
<p>I was sent the S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine by sexmachines.co.uk and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=1;Features=1;Functionality=1;Ease Of Use=1;Price=3{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
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<p>Check out the range of amazing fucking machines over at sexmachines.co.uk.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an amazing selection of fucking and sex machines for sale together with a huge range of attachments, with a fast and discreet service.</p>
<p>If you are curious to try one for yourself then you can grab one of these <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine-wmasturbator--dildo-1272-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">S2 Machine Gun Sex Machines for £78 from sexmachines.co.uk</a> and it is definitely worth checking out the other machines available as you can save lots of money in their current sale. You can also get a <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine-bundle-1275-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine (BUNDLE)</a> which contains more attachments and a thrust rod extender for £96.</p>
<h4 align="center"><a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a></h4>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f2db05517411d6eb0e1fc32654b32d49_S.jpg" alt="S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Another machine that proves the adage that you get what you pay for</h2>
<p>Having recently reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.html">S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle</a> for sexmachines.co.uk I was excited to see another machine arrive in the post.</p>
<p>This time it was one of the Machine Gun style fucking machines, the S2. I have heard lots of things about this type of device, unfortunately, none of it has been good.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I did think the sticker on the side of the machine was almost as funny as the instructions, apparently, it's a Happiness Browser."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I often get e-mails from people who own one asking if they are doing something wrong when setting it up, so it was nice to finally get my hands on one of them to see it for myself.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, this is going to be a review that may sound a little whiney as it was challenging to find any positives about this machine. So with a weary heart, it is on with the review.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p>I wasn't expecting much to be honest for many reasons, firstly the number of complaints I get about this style of sex machine and secondly its price. This is a machine that retails for £78, and while that is a lot of money, it isn't when you are looking for a reliable fucking machine that performs well.</p>
<p>Having reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.html">S1 Cheap Fucking machine Bundle</a> recently, it re-affirmed my belief that you do indeed get what you pay for when it comes to sex tech. This machine doubles down on that belief, it is even worse than the S1, and I will endeavour to justify that statement with this review.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an incredible selection of fucking sex machines, and it has to be the biggest on the internet. They cater for every price bracket and offer legendary machines like the Sybian and Shockspot together with the cheapest machines available online.</p>
<p>I have to hand it to them through their star rating system on their site is honest, they give this machine a one out of five which is accurate. Having reviewed a few of their machines, I can state that you can trust their star rating system it has been proven to be accurate time and time again.</p>
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>Just like everything that has arrived here from sexmachines.co.uk, this machine came quickly and with no fuss. The box is very plain giving no indication whatsoever as to the contents of the package.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-1.jpg" alt="Image showing what arrives with the s2 machine gun sex machine" /><br />A strange looking machine but one that is quick and easy to set up</p>
<p>They take customer discretion seriously which is only right. I always mention packaging in my reviews as if you live at home with parents or in shared accommodation then discretion is a must.</p>
<p>Upon opening the box, I was greeted with a strong chemical smell just as I did when reviewing the S1 and that meant only one thing - cheap attachments, more on them later.</p>
<p>I also pulled out the instructions and actually burst out laughing at them, something has apparently been lost in translation, and they are hilarious.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-2.jpg" alt="Image showing a small section of the bizaare instructions" /><br />The single page of instructions leaves a lot to be desired</p>
<p><em>Note to sex toy manufacturers if you want accurate English instructions then send me a machine and commision me to write you a set as these are terrible</em>. I'd be delighted to be able write some decent ones out.</p>
<p>Anyway, after composing myself, it was on with the unboxing, and I could finally get my hands on a machine gun style fucking machine.</p>
<h3>Design and Specifications</h3>
<p>This is a machine that certainly looks interesting, it features a flat base with four suckers attached to cabinet hinges just like with the S1. While at first, this seems a little weird it is actually quite effective at holding a fucking machine steady on a smooth flat surface. However it is totally useless on a bed or carpet though.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-3.jpg" alt="Image showing two of the securing feet" /><br />The sucker feet are useful on a smooth hard surface but don't work on a bed or carpet</p>
<p>Fixed to the top of the base is a metal frame that is used to adjust the height and angle of thrust of the machine. This one is rusting in patches which isn't good. It is quite easy to lift the front of the machine up but it takes some fiddling to drop it again, I find this mechanism challenging to use and it is just asking for a finger to get trapped.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the frame that already shows signs of corrosion" /><br />The frame already shows signs of corrosion</p>
<p>Atop this frame is the machine gun style fucking machine, and I have absolutely no idea why this style of fucking machine got that name as it bears no resemblance to any machine gun that I have ever seen.</p>
<p>I did think the sticker on the side of the machine was almost as funny as the instructions, apparently, it's a "Happiness Browser".</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the sticker on the side of the machine" /><br />The sticker on the side of the machine telling me it's a "Happiness Browser"</p>
<p>The fucking machine itself is a large cylinder with two metal clamps securing it to the base, and these clamps have some heat shrink used to cover the nuts and bolts securing it in place.</p>
<p>This machine is capable of upto 450 thrusts a minute (without any load) but it only has a stroke length of 2"/5cm and that is not adjustable.</p>
<p>The end of the thrust rod has a modified XLR style plug. This is the same attachment systems as with the S1, and it has the same problem. You can only use proprietary dildos with this machine unless you purchase an adaptor for it. Luckily sexmachines.co.uk have a range of adaptors so you can use some of your favourite dildos. While this is a rapid system for changing dildos, I much prefer either the Vac-u-lock Systems or the method used on the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1</a> which is a modified airline quick release.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the XLR style attachment mechanism on the machine and the supplied dildo" /><br />The XLR style attachment mechanism on the machine and the supplied dildo</p>
<p>It comes with a male masturbator and a dildo, both have a female XLR socket on the end of them.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, both are cheap and not body safe. The smell I encountered when opening the box is chemicals (phthalates) leaching out of the dildo. These sex toys are porous, and as such, you cannot clean them properly, and you will get bacteria and mould growing within the material. I urge anyone using them to use a condom with them at the very least after giving them a good scrub to remove any chemical residue on the surface of them.</p>
<p>The male masturbator is sort of like a fleshlight, but the materials are much inferior to this legendary masturbator. The inner material is much harder than the one used by fleshlight. The outer casing is also very narrow which will make the masturbator impossible to use if you have good girth and even with a slim cock the material won't be that comfortable. I may be wrong though as I am lacking the necessary equipment to have first-hand experience of that.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing thesupplied masturbator and the volume switch" /><br />The masturbator is narrow and features a volume style switch that doesn't do anything</p>
<p>Just like the male masturbator included with the S1 this one has a volume type control on the side which I presume is for some kind of vibration function but it doesn't work, and I can find no way of adding or changing any batteries if there are any fitted.</p>
<p>The external power supply plugs into the speed controller and that in turn plugs into the back of the fucking machine. These connections are sturdy, and I think they will be reliable over time.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the power supply and speed controler connected" /><br />The power supply connects to the speed controler which in turn is connected to the rear of the machine</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>This is where I usually extol the virtues of a fucking machine with statements like "good hard rodgering" and "it gave me a fantastic orgasm". But with regards to the S2, it is indeed a sad story.</p>
<p>You see, with fucking machines torque is king or queen. You need a machine with good torque to be able to move a dildo inside a tight orifice. The tighter the orifice or, the wider the dildo, the more torque you will need.</p>
<p>The S2 has comical levels of torque, I can literally place my hand in front of the dildo to stop it without applying any pressure at all. Now due to the internal workings of the toy after a while, it does crawl forward, but that is no good for me. This is without a doubt the leat powerful machine that I have ever reviewed.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine/machinegun-sex-machine-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the power cable connected to the back of the machine" /><br />The speed controller cable connects to the back of the machine</p>
<p>When I am using a fucking machine I am like a kinky Jeremy Clarkson, I need more power. I want a dildo to thrust in and out of me in ways that no man can recreate. I want to be utterly fucked and fucked hard.</p>
<p>For me, a sex machine that is incapable of moving a dildo when it is inside me is about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.</p>
<p>To demonstrate this terrible lack of torque I made this video showing the male masturbator and dildo. I used a load of lube inside the masturbator and on the dildo, and you can see how easily I can glide the masturbator over the rubber cock.</p>
<p>Well, the machine is incapable of moving the dildo at all which is a sorry state of affairs and the video highlights exactly why buying this machine would be a waste of money.</p>
<p>{YouTube}wwhjLuEg3Sc{/YouTube}</p>
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<p>Without penetrating the top speed of the S2 is comparable with the S1 but it is more unstable at high speeds. This is probably because of its higher centre of gravity compared with the S1, but you needn't worry about that as it won't be going fast when used in a lubed up orifice.</p>
<p>The noise levels are also comparable with the S1.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Very low torque</li>
<li>Height and angle adjustable</li>
<li>Fixed thrust length</li>
<li>Attachments are not body safe</li>
<li>Masturbator and dildo supplied</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Like its brother the S1 Cheap Fucking Machine, the S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine is, in my opinion, a total waste of money. You are much better off saving your money and buying something like the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1 Premium Fucking Machin</a>e (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/yubo-f1-fucking-machine-from-sexmachines-co-uk.html">check out my review of the Yubo F1 here</a>). That one will fuck you senseless and give you hours of pleasure.</p>
<p>I honestly think that the only thing you will get out of the S2 is hours of frustration as it just doesn't do what a good fucking machine does do and that is fuck.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk is the without a doubt the best place to buy fucking machines from as they carry a vast range of machines for every budget but please understand that in the world of fucking machines you do get what you pay for.</p>
<p>Performance, capability and reliability all come at a price. I can't in good faith give this machine a recommendation but if you want a puzzle to keep your friends occupied you can always get them to work out how to lower the ratchet mechanism.</p>
<p>Get yourself one of the regular fucking machines like the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1</a> or the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-machine-866-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Willie Wanka</a> (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-fucking-machine-review.html">read my review of it here</a>) if you are interested in exploring the fantastic world of machine sex.</p>
<p>From my perspective this has been an interesting review as things can only get better with the next machine - I hope.</p>
<p>I was sent the S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine by sexmachines.co.uk and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=1;Features=1;Functionality=1;Ease Of Use=1;Price=3{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Check out the range of amazing fucking machines over at sexmachines.co.uk.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an amazing selection of fucking and sex machines for sale together with a huge range of attachments, with a fast and discreet service.</p>
<p>If you are curious to try one for yourself then you can grab one of these <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine-wmasturbator--dildo-1272-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">S2 Machine Gun Sex Machines for £78 from sexmachines.co.uk</a> and it is definitely worth checking out the other machines available as you can save lots of money in their current sale. You can also get a <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/s2-machine-gun-sex-machine-bundle-1275-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">S2 Machine Gun Sex Machine (BUNDLE)</a> which contains more attachments and a thrust rod extender for £96.</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><ul></div>S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle2018-11-09T14:32:01+00:002018-11-09T14:32:01+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/60cac5bf67bfb0259c686e8da95fd599_S.jpg" alt="S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A sub £50 fucking machine sounds too good to be true</h2>
<p>I do enjoy my fucking machines and have quite a bit of experience with them now. I always relish the opportunity to try new ones out as that gives me an excellent opportunity to compare their features and performance with others that I have enjoyed.</p>
<p>Fucking machine reviews are so much fun to write, as usually, you can pretty much guarantee a good time while getting to know them (in the name of science of course).</p>
<p>That is, they are usually fun to write, this review is a little different as you will see. The problem with writing reviews is that sooner or later something is going to land on your lap (or between your legs in this case) that really stretches your ability to give it a fair evaluation.</p>
<p>The S1 Cheap Sex Machine is one such product, so settle back with a cup of coffee and a biscuit and let me tell you why I will not be recommending this particular cheap sex machine.</p>
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<p>Firstly I have to say that as usual, the delivery from <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a> of this machine was smooth and very discreet as all deliveries are from this company.</p>
<p>The S1 arrived in plain packaging, and the postie has no idea that I was receiving a cheap sex machine. Cheap being the operative word here as this particular machine comes in at only £48. Yes, you read that right a fucking machine for just £48.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the S1 Cheap Fucking Machine" /><br />The assembled S1 Cheap Fucking Machine</p>
<p>It sounds too good to be true, and unfortunately, it is. Let me clarify that statement, it is indeed a fucking machine and yes it is only £48 but here is the problem, you just don't get performance for £48. You can get a cracking little fucking machine in the form on the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-machine-866-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Willy Wanka for just £210</a> (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-fucking-machine-review.html">check out my Willy Wanka review</a>), and that is at the lower end of the price scale of good reliable machines.</p>
<p>So, my expectations weren't that high due to the price tag and the fact that sexmachines.co.uk themselves only give it two stars out of five and I pretty much concur with that rating. Now let me tell you why it gets such a low score.</p>
<h3>Specifications</h3>
<p>When I unboxed the S1, I was greeted with a horrid chemical smell, more on that in a minute but what surprised me was just how small this machine is. It looks like a tiny sewing machine in bright barbie pink (it is also available in black too). I didn't get a set of instructions but this machine is so simple, it's literally take it out of the box, plug it in and attach a dildo.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the small size of the S1" /><br />The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine is a compact machine</p>
<p>You get a carrying strap on top, and the flat base has four cupboard hinges fitted to it with suction cups on them. This I must admit is genius as often with lighter machines they have a tendency to move back and forwards if trying to drive a big dildo into a tight hole. These suction cups are great for securing the base to flat surfaces, and they fold up when not needed. So that is one good point about the machine. Unfortunately, that good point is a very lonely one.</p>
<p>The adjustment mechanism is easy to adjust and gives you a wide range of angles and heights, it does hold the machine steady, but if you apply any downward force to the dildo, it moves.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the adjustment mechanism of the S1" /><br />The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine is easy to adjust using two sets of knobs to set a variety of angles</p>
<p>You get a power supply that drops mains voltage to the voltage used in the motor, and this has a speed adjustment control on it. The manufacturer claims upto 450 strokes a minute, and while I cannot verify that, it does shift on its fastest settings. That is due though to the short stroke of this machine, you also have no way of altering the stroke length so what you get is what you are stuck with I'm afraid.</p>
<p>Dildos are attached to the thrust rod using a modified XLR style plug and socket. This system does allow for quick changes, but I prefer either the vac-u-lock system or the one fitted to the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1 Premium Fucking Machine</a> (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/yubo-f1-fucking-machine-from-sexmachines-co-uk.html">check out my Yubo F1 review</a>).</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the XLR method of mounting dildos" /><br />You can quickly swap dildos using the XLR plug and socket system</p>
<h3>Attachments</h3>
<p>This is where things go really wrong, remember the chemical smell I mentioned earlier? Well, that is phthalates being released from the included jelly dildo. It is an overpowering smell, and it has actually caused the plastic wrapper to melt and stick to the dildo, so I was unable to remove all of it. There was an oily coating on the bits that I could remove though.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the optional attachment bundle" /><br />You can opt for a bundle of attachments with your S1 machine</p>
<p>Why do manufacturers still produce jelly dildos, phthalates are bad. They are a softener used in PVC products to make them flexible, and squishy. But they are known to cause chemical burns and reactions in some people, with several studies suggesting much worse.</p>
<p>I wouldn't even recommend using a condom over them as condoms are not a gaseous barrier. These dildos are not destined to enter any of my holes, and so this machine was bench tested.</p>
<p>Due to the attachment mechanism being XLR I couldn't even attach any of my own silicone dildos to test it out.</p>
<p>You also get a male masturbator included in with the basic package, this feels cheap and is quite narrow. Anyone with lots of girth may struggle to use it effectively although that said if you can use it then it will be nice and tight inside. The material used is much firmer than you find in other masturbators such as a Fleshlight, so comfort may be an issue.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the male masturbator" /><br />The male masturbator is rather narrow and if it does vibrate then this one doesn't</p>
<p>Now a confusing thing about the masturbator is that there is a control knob on its base, like a volume control but it does nothing on the one that I have. I can't even find anywhere to insert batteries if it does have a vibration function, very strage indeed.</p>
<h3>A Bundle Of Fun</h3>
<p>This machine came with the optional bundle pack which takes the price to £66. In the package, you get an anal dildo, a rabbit style dildo and a double penetration dildo. All jelly I'm afraid.</p>
<p>You also get a handy extension rod to extend the reach of the machine. This is good, as without it you need to get yourself close to the machine, and with it, you get more flexibility.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the extension rod fitted to the machine" /><br />The extension rod is a good piece of equipment</p>
<p>If you don't mind using condoms over jelly sex toys, then the bundle pack adds lots of play options that you otherwise wouldn't have with the basic machine.</p>
<h3>The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine In Action</h3>
<p>The S1 has a very short stroke and is quite unstable at high speeds.</p>
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<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>I was surprised at how noisy this little machine is given its size. It is relatively stable when moving the dildo slowly, but as with all fucking machines, faster speeds do impart quite a wobble.</p>
<p>The short stroke may suit some people, but I prefer having the option of being able to adjust the stroke to go from long smooth strokes to short fast jackhammer like sensations so the lack of adjustment is a problem for me but some may not mind that.</p>
<p>The biggest problem with this machine apart from the attachment materials is its severe lack of power. I can stall the motor by just placing my hand in front of the dildo.</p>
<p>There is no way that this machine is going to perform satisfactorily unless you are very well lubed up and very, very relaxed. As soon as you clench your muscles, it will probably stall. If a machine stalls when you need it to be fucking you the most then what is the point.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the S1 Cheap Fucking Machine" /><br />The performance of the S1 is simply lacking in several respects</p>
<p>I have been objective in this review, but there are so many negatives with this machine and so very few positives. You would definitely be much better opting for either the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1 Premium</a> or the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-machine-866-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Willy Wanka</a>. While they are both more expensive, but you do get what you pay for. Both of those machines are capable of giving you one hell of a hard rodgering and not leaving you wishing you had saved your money.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Certainly cheap</li>
<li>Attachments need a thorough cleaning and a condom used with them</li>
<li>Upto 450 strokes a minute</li>
<li>Very low torque</li>
<li>Small and light</li>
<li>Suction cup legs to hold it on a smooth surface</li>
<li>No vac-u-lock adaptor means that you are stuck with the toys supplied</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I would recommend saving your money and buying a much more sensible fucking machine if you want something that is easy to use and has good performance.</p>
<p>If you do opt to buy one of these out of curiosity, then please make sure that you clean the attachments thoroughly before every use and use a condom with them.</p>
<p>This is the sort of machine I would imagine fitting in with the stock in a novelty shop on Blackpool Pleasure Beach next to the solid plastic vibrators.</p>
<p>Think of it this way, this is like buying a dolls house in poundstretcher for £10 and then comparing it to a £60 one from Toy'r'us. Yes, they're both dolls houses but which one is going to last longer and give the most enjoyment. You really do get what you pay for when it comes to good fucking machines.</p>
<p>While other fucking machines do look expensive, that is entirely due to their machining, technology and performance. <strong>I'm afraid this isn't a machine that I would be happy to recommend</strong>, but sexmachines.co.uk have a vast range of machines to choose from and some of them are my all time favourites so shop smart.</p>
<p>I was sent this machine by <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a> I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them as it reaffirms my belief that you get what you pay for.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=2;Features=1;Functionality=1;Ease Of Use=6;Price=10{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p><a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/sex-machines-10-c.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/sexmachines2.jpg" alt="Sexmachines.co.uk the uk's largest selection of sex and fucking machines" align="right" /></a>Check out the range of amazing fucking machines over at sexmachines.co.uk.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk have an amazing selection of fucking and sex machines for sale together with a huge range of attachments, with a fast and discreet service.</p>
<p>If you want to buy one of these machines then you can get a <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-wmasturbator-dildo-1240-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">S1 Cheap Sex Machine for just £48</a>, or grab the bundle with extra attachments and the extended thrust rod in the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/s1-cheap-sex-machine-bundle-1246-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle for just £55</a>.</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Sex Machine</li><li>Fucking Machine</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/60cac5bf67bfb0259c686e8da95fd599_S.jpg" alt="S1 Cheap Sex Machine Bundle" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A sub £50 fucking machine sounds too good to be true</h2>
<p>I do enjoy my fucking machines and have quite a bit of experience with them now. I always relish the opportunity to try new ones out as that gives me an excellent opportunity to compare their features and performance with others that I have enjoyed.</p>
<p>Fucking machine reviews are so much fun to write, as usually, you can pretty much guarantee a good time while getting to know them (in the name of science of course).</p>
<p>That is, they are usually fun to write, this review is a little different as you will see. The problem with writing reviews is that sooner or later something is going to land on your lap (or between your legs in this case) that really stretches your ability to give it a fair evaluation.</p>
<p>The S1 Cheap Sex Machine is one such product, so settle back with a cup of coffee and a biscuit and let me tell you why I will not be recommending this particular cheap sex machine.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p>Firstly I have to say that as usual, the delivery from <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a> of this machine was smooth and very discreet as all deliveries are from this company.</p>
<p>The S1 arrived in plain packaging, and the postie has no idea that I was receiving a cheap sex machine. Cheap being the operative word here as this particular machine comes in at only £48. Yes, you read that right a fucking machine for just £48.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the S1 Cheap Fucking Machine" /><br />The assembled S1 Cheap Fucking Machine</p>
<p>It sounds too good to be true, and unfortunately, it is. Let me clarify that statement, it is indeed a fucking machine and yes it is only £48 but here is the problem, you just don't get performance for £48. You can get a cracking little fucking machine in the form on the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-machine-866-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Willy Wanka for just £210</a> (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-fucking-machine-review.html">check out my Willy Wanka review</a>), and that is at the lower end of the price scale of good reliable machines.</p>
<p>So, my expectations weren't that high due to the price tag and the fact that sexmachines.co.uk themselves only give it two stars out of five and I pretty much concur with that rating. Now let me tell you why it gets such a low score.</p>
<h3>Specifications</h3>
<p>When I unboxed the S1, I was greeted with a horrid chemical smell, more on that in a minute but what surprised me was just how small this machine is. It looks like a tiny sewing machine in bright barbie pink (it is also available in black too). I didn't get a set of instructions but this machine is so simple, it's literally take it out of the box, plug it in and attach a dildo.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the small size of the S1" /><br />The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine is a compact machine</p>
<p>You get a carrying strap on top, and the flat base has four cupboard hinges fitted to it with suction cups on them. This I must admit is genius as often with lighter machines they have a tendency to move back and forwards if trying to drive a big dildo into a tight hole. These suction cups are great for securing the base to flat surfaces, and they fold up when not needed. So that is one good point about the machine. Unfortunately, that good point is a very lonely one.</p>
<p>The adjustment mechanism is easy to adjust and gives you a wide range of angles and heights, it does hold the machine steady, but if you apply any downward force to the dildo, it moves.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the adjustment mechanism of the S1" /><br />The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine is easy to adjust using two sets of knobs to set a variety of angles</p>
<p>You get a power supply that drops mains voltage to the voltage used in the motor, and this has a speed adjustment control on it. The manufacturer claims upto 450 strokes a minute, and while I cannot verify that, it does shift on its fastest settings. That is due though to the short stroke of this machine, you also have no way of altering the stroke length so what you get is what you are stuck with I'm afraid.</p>
<p>Dildos are attached to the thrust rod using a modified XLR style plug and socket. This system does allow for quick changes, but I prefer either the vac-u-lock system or the one fitted to the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1 Premium Fucking Machine</a> (<a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/yubo-f1-fucking-machine-from-sexmachines-co-uk.html">check out my Yubo F1 review</a>).</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the XLR method of mounting dildos" /><br />You can quickly swap dildos using the XLR plug and socket system</p>
<h3>Attachments</h3>
<p>This is where things go really wrong, remember the chemical smell I mentioned earlier? Well, that is phthalates being released from the included jelly dildo. It is an overpowering smell, and it has actually caused the plastic wrapper to melt and stick to the dildo, so I was unable to remove all of it. There was an oily coating on the bits that I could remove though.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the optional attachment bundle" /><br />You can opt for a bundle of attachments with your S1 machine</p>
<p>Why do manufacturers still produce jelly dildos, phthalates are bad. They are a softener used in PVC products to make them flexible, and squishy. But they are known to cause chemical burns and reactions in some people, with several studies suggesting much worse.</p>
<p>I wouldn't even recommend using a condom over them as condoms are not a gaseous barrier. These dildos are not destined to enter any of my holes, and so this machine was bench tested.</p>
<p>Due to the attachment mechanism being XLR I couldn't even attach any of my own silicone dildos to test it out.</p>
<p>You also get a male masturbator included in with the basic package, this feels cheap and is quite narrow. Anyone with lots of girth may struggle to use it effectively although that said if you can use it then it will be nice and tight inside. The material used is much firmer than you find in other masturbators such as a Fleshlight, so comfort may be an issue.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the male masturbator" /><br />The male masturbator is rather narrow and if it does vibrate then this one doesn't</p>
<p>Now a confusing thing about the masturbator is that there is a control knob on its base, like a volume control but it does nothing on the one that I have. I can't even find anywhere to insert batteries if it does have a vibration function, very strage indeed.</p>
<h3>A Bundle Of Fun</h3>
<p>This machine came with the optional bundle pack which takes the price to £66. In the package, you get an anal dildo, a rabbit style dildo and a double penetration dildo. All jelly I'm afraid.</p>
<p>You also get a handy extension rod to extend the reach of the machine. This is good, as without it you need to get yourself close to the machine, and with it, you get more flexibility.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the extension rod fitted to the machine" /><br />The extension rod is a good piece of equipment</p>
<p>If you don't mind using condoms over jelly sex toys, then the bundle pack adds lots of play options that you otherwise wouldn't have with the basic machine.</p>
<h3>The S1 Cheap Fucking Machine In Action</h3>
<p>The S1 has a very short stroke and is quite unstable at high speeds.</p>
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<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>I was surprised at how noisy this little machine is given its size. It is relatively stable when moving the dildo slowly, but as with all fucking machines, faster speeds do impart quite a wobble.</p>
<p>The short stroke may suit some people, but I prefer having the option of being able to adjust the stroke to go from long smooth strokes to short fast jackhammer like sensations so the lack of adjustment is a problem for me but some may not mind that.</p>
<p>The biggest problem with this machine apart from the attachment materials is its severe lack of power. I can stall the motor by just placing my hand in front of the dildo.</p>
<p>There is no way that this machine is going to perform satisfactorily unless you are very well lubed up and very, very relaxed. As soon as you clench your muscles, it will probably stall. If a machine stalls when you need it to be fucking you the most then what is the point.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/fuckingmachines/s1-cheap-machine/s1-fucking-machine-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the S1 Cheap Fucking Machine" /><br />The performance of the S1 is simply lacking in several respects</p>
<p>I have been objective in this review, but there are so many negatives with this machine and so very few positives. You would definitely be much better opting for either the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/yubo-f1-premium-sex-machine-wvac-u-lock-adaptor-1308-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Yubo F1 Premium</a> or the <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk/willie-wanka-mk-ii-fantasy-machine-866-p.asp" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Willy Wanka</a>. While they are both more expensive, but you do get what you pay for. Both of those machines are capable of giving you one hell of a hard rodgering and not leaving you wishing you had saved your money.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Certainly cheap</li>
<li>Attachments need a thorough cleaning and a condom used with them</li>
<li>Upto 450 strokes a minute</li>
<li>Very low torque</li>
<li>Small and light</li>
<li>Suction cup legs to hold it on a smooth surface</li>
<li>No vac-u-lock adaptor means that you are stuck with the toys supplied</li>
</ul>
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<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I would recommend saving your money and buying a much more sensible fucking machine if you want something that is easy to use and has good performance.</p>
<p>If you do opt to buy one of these out of curiosity, then please make sure that you clean the attachments thoroughly before every use and use a condom with them.</p>
<p>This is the sort of machine I would imagine fitting in with the stock in a novelty shop on Blackpool Pleasure Beach next to the solid plastic vibrators.</p>
<p>Think of it this way, this is like buying a dolls house in poundstretcher for £10 and then comparing it to a £60 one from Toy'r'us. Yes, they're both dolls houses but which one is going to last longer and give the most enjoyment. You really do get what you pay for when it comes to good fucking machines.</p>
<p>While other fucking machines do look expensive, that is entirely due to their machining, technology and performance. <strong>I'm afraid this isn't a machine that I would be happy to recommend</strong>, but sexmachines.co.uk have a vast range of machines to choose from and some of them are my all time favourites so shop smart.</p>
<p>I was sent this machine by <a href="https://www.sexmachines.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sexmachines.co.uk</a> I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them as it reaffirms my belief that you get what you pay for.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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