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E-StimRead moreI love reviewing BDSM products and when asked if I am willing to review one I usually just adopt the position before saying "bring it on". I love impact play toys such as whips, canes, floggers and paddles.
I really enjoy using them, and also I relish the sensations that they deliver on my behind. Both sub'r' and I love nothing more than to have her restrained for an excellent impact play session. Impact play often means using restraints and blindfolds, and I think these add to the sexual energy of this type of play.
"The silicone gives no quarter, and unlike suede or leather floggers you get no massaging effect as the fronds dance across your flesh."
Stunt Cock
So needless to say when latex, Leather & Lace asked me if I would be interested in reviewing the Quad Silicone Whip from the Doc Johnson Kink Collection, I jumped at the chance.
Even after being warned by Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace that it is a pretty intense piece of equipment I couldn't wait to put it to the test.
While visiting the ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year in Coventry with my Stunt Cock and of course the lovely sub'r', we stopped by the Rouge Garments stand.
Well, truth be known sub'r' almost dragged me there when she saw the amazing display of floggers, whips and paddles. She does enjoy her impact play and of course, so do I, and so I didn't need much persuasion to introduce ourselves to them.
"The marble is just so beautiful to behold, and as you rotate it in your hand, the different patterns on it just look amazing. The marble handle is smooth and heavy in the hand, and it has a nicely rounded tip."
Joanne
They kindly took some time out from making business contacts to give us the lowdown on their range of fantastic BDSM products. I am very thankful for that as we got to learn so much about their range in a short period of time.
We loved handling all of the floggers and whips, and one stood out for me, and that was their Fifty Times Hotter Marble Handle Flogger. They graciously let me take the one on their stand home to review, and we have had a log of fun putting it through its paces. So let me tell you all about this unusual little flogger.
You can imagine how excited I got when Lodbrock got in touch again asking if I would be interested in reviewing their Pillory Set. I didn't have to think twice about such an offer as I am in awe of their range of products. They are earthy, handmade and fantastic quality. They also have a distinct look that appeals to my love of kink.
I recently reviewed the Goo Plate for Lodbrock and had so much fun using it on sub'r' in a dungeon in the Midlands, it is a fantastic piece of dungeon equipment.
"I couldn't resist taking some pics of sub'r' in the pillory, and she loved being restrained this way. The smell of leather and the cold metal coupled with the warmth of the wood really gets her going."
Joanne
I couldn't believe it when they sent me not only the Pillory Set but also one of the hand-made floggers and paddle that it contains to give away in a competition to my readers. Check out the details of this fantastic giveaway at the end of this review.
So what did we think of the Pillory Set and why it has never been a better time to get one for yourself?
One of the staple pieces of BDSM equipment in any kinksters toybox is a good flogger and I've now reviewed a few of them. This one though definitely stands out from the crowd though. I have no doubt that you can immediately see why.
It looks very intimidating with its black barbed wire fronds looking ready to draw blood from any backside lucky enough to be the target when it's swung.
This is the sort of flogger that will have a submissive taking an involuntary gasp of breath when you remove it from your kitbag for the first time.
Joanne
This amazing Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Floggers was sent to me by the lovely people at Latex, Leather and Lace. They are the UK's premiere store for high-quality fetish wear, lingerie & clothing. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest and frank review of it.
It was definitely a product that I was looking forward to testing to its fullest and I knew that my backside was in for some serious attention.
I love some light BDSM fun and games and so I was delighted when I was able to review this lightweight leather flogger from Bondara through the Pleasure Panel run by the amazing @CaraSutra. It gave me just the excuse that I needed for some more tie tease fun and games in the bedroom and I really enjoyed myself at both ends of this whip.
When used it generates gentle caresses on the skin and feels amazing when drawn across my back or butt cheeks in a sensuous manner.
Joanne
Black leather is just so exciting to me and this one looks lovely and it can have a nice sting in its tail, more on that later in the review. So what do I think of this flogger, will it be one for the storage box or one that will go into our play bag? Read on to find out.
When KinkCraft got in touch to ask me if I would be interested in receiving one of their latest creations in exchange for an honest review I was delighted to say yes. Those of you who haven't been following my blog and reviews won't be aware of the amazing creations that come out of the kinky minds of the team at KinkCraft.
So far I have the pleasure of making up two of their kits and enjoying the kinkiest nipple clamps that I have ever had the pleasure of using. Even before this flogger arrived I knew that on past experience alone, I was probably in for a very enjoyable time getting to know it.
It delivers a lot of different sensations depending on how you use it and it is great for an enthusiastic amateur like myself but someone more familiar with BDSM equipment could really go to town with it.
So without further ado here is my review of the latest creation from KinkCraft, their Suede Flogger.
I was approached by Kink Craft who asked me if I would be interested in reviewing some of their products and I jumped at the chance as I have heard nothing but good things about both them and their line of paracord based kinky toys. I was given the chance to either review ready made products or the kits and I hesitated before answering.
The reason for my hesitation was that I am not a very 'crafty' sort of person and I have Arthritis in my hands. So I was a bit worried that this could hinder me in the making of this kit. Andrew from Kink Craft reassured me that the kits are really easy to do and can be done in stages, he was also interested in how I would get on with my hands being the way they are so I opted for the kit.
What can I say, as well as being a lot of fun to make (I must have looked daft with my tongue sticking out at the tricky bits though - not a pretty picture), it is also a hell of a lot of fun to use. I love the feel of the paracord on my skin and have used it a number of times in my sex play.
I was full of nerves whilst waiting for the two kits I was sent to arrive. I was going to review the figure of eight cuffs as well as the mini-flogger but I thought I would start with the mini-flogger first.
I was sent the mini-flogger kit in exchange for a fair and honest review and this will not affect my review in any way. This was going to be a whole new style of review for me and with more than a few nerves it was on with the show.