Mr. Frobisher certainly knows how to put a smile on your face

It is always a pleasure to get asked to review new products, especially dildos from one of my favourite manufacturers, John Thomas Toys.

I love their blend of silicone, so I can never seem to say no when they ask me if I want something sent my way.

"I played vaginally with the medium size, the length meant that I would not be able to take it all, but I enjoy the feel of having my cervix stimulated. The large tip was a little of a challenge to push inside. But I enjoyed the stretch as it was pushed past my pussy lips."

Joanne

In this latest batch of silicone delights, I received Mr Frobisher, a larger-than-life casting of a real cock.

Having spent a couple of weeks getting to know him rather intimately, it is time to tell you about this silicone creation, so grab a drink, get comfortable and read on.

A beast of a dildo that is so much fun

Although reviewing is hard work, it is also a heck of a lot of fun. I enjoy reviewing good-quality sex toys. So when John Thomas Toys asked if I would review more of their dildos, of course, I said yes.

John Thomas Toys (who I will refer to as JTT from here) produces some amazing items, so I was really looking forward to seeing what they would send.

"Pushing more of the tongue inside my pussy provides a lovely stretch. The curled sides create some delightful sensations against my pussy walls. Pushing the tongue in deep, I enjoyed the feel of the tip brushing my cervix."

Joanne

I was told the dildo would be a brand new design, not even on their website when they sent them to me. I had no idea what the item would be or even look like.

Even without knowing what I would receive, I looked forward to the box arriving. JTT manufacture some amazing items. Their team of designers have some fantastic imaginations. This, together with the high quality of their products, meant I was very excited about the delivery.

Giving a whole new meaning to grabbing life by the balls

I was approached by John Thomas Toys (Who I will refer to as JTT from here on in). I was told they had several new designs in the pipeline, and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing them. Of course, I jumped at the chance.

I really like the quality and variety of silicone dildos that JTT produce, so I was looking forward to seeing what they would send me.

"I enjoyed the feel of the plates as they slid inside my wet pussy, rubbing pleasantly against my walls. The first finger was a little more of a challenge. I pushed a little harder whilst twisting the shaft and found I could get the first finger inside. The knuckles give some amazing sensations as they stretch my walls and rub against them devilishly."

Joanne

I usually like to know what a manufacturer wants me to review. Still, for those companies whom I have experience with, I am happy to receive what they want to send me. With JTT, I know whatever I receive will be of excellent quality.

So, with that in mind, I just needed to wait to see what they would send me. I was thrilled when I opened the box to find the Omen dildo.

Get ready for one hell of a ride

John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review some more dildos for them. As I still have a little room in my new play box. I decided to add a few more items. So I told John Thomas Toys (I will refer to them as JTT from now on) that I would happily play with more of their silicone dildos.

JTT produce some awe-inspiring dildos, stretchers and butt plugs. Their designers have some amazing imaginations to create so many amazing designs.

"The flared tip provides a nice little challenge to insertion. I needed a bit of extra water-based lube to ensure I was nice and wet. Playing with myself first helped. I squeezed the tip inside and enjoyed the feel of the flared tip rubbing my vaginal walls; this had my toes curling."

Joanne

JTT provides a lifetime warranty with all their dildos. Showing how confident they are in their products. I, for one, do not believe this is misplaced trust.

I had no idea what JTT would send me, but I happily agreed.

Ee ba gum, Yorkshire Lad Is Popular With The Girls & Boys

John Thomas Toys designers have some genuinely great imaginations. The vast range of designs they produce is impressive. They make excellent quality silicone dildos that I love playing with.

I have been the lucky recipient of some excellent silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys from John Thomas Toys in the past (I will refer to them as JTT from here on out).

"As expected, the prominent bulge was a little of a challenge. Once I managed to push it inside, the feeling was intoxicating. That challenging bump pressed deliciously against my pussy walls. As soon as I began moving it in and out of my pussy, the entire sensation bloomed into so much more."

Joanne

JTT asked if I would like to receive their very latest design. Without even knowing what it looked like, I agreed. I really love the variety of designs and sizes JTT produce. So, I was excited to see what this latest creation would be.

Luckily, I know I never have to wait long to find out what beauty they have sent me this time. So let me tell you all about Yorkshire Lad.

Fancy a bit of double penetration?

When I was approached by John Thomas Toys (JTT) to review their latest three items, of course, I said, "Why not!"

Silly me, I forgot about the amount of time that would mean for me to be in front of the camera again Dohhh!!!!!

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the glans stretching and rubbing against my walls as I moved it in and out inside me. The length enabled me to take as much as I wanted, enjoying the feel of it hitting my cervix each time."

Joanne

Even though I have no clue what type of dildos I would be sent, it's still exciting waiting for them to turn up. One thing I can be sure of, though, is that the quality will be excellent.

So, I just sit back and wait for Santa (aka post person) to deliver three boxes of goodies; I never have to wait long ;-)

This review is for Two's Company, another excellent silicone dildo from JTT.

Scally Wag is a cheeky chappy from North London with a penchant for tight ropework

It is always a pleasure when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send me their new designs that were not even on their website.

Well, I'm hardly going to say no, am I? I am always excited to see what new treasures their designers have been able to come up with.

"The lovely and ever so kinky sub 'r' played with the medium size, informing me that she really enjoyed the feel of the rope. The knot felt terrific on her clit as she took the entire length. She also bounced on the balls as she sat on the dildo, which was quite a sight to behold."

Joanne

With three new designs being sent to me, I was excited to see what treats I would get to play with.

This review is for the JTT Scally Wag dildo. Hmm, what can I say other than Yummmm! This is one fantastic-looking piece of silicone cock.

This is a nice girthy addition to the JTT range of hole pleasers

This is the last dildo out of a batch of five that John Thomas Toys sent me to review. It has been a lot of fun tackling five new toys at once is an understatement.

I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at the time, these new designs weren't even on their website.

"I really enjoy the feel of the tip rubbing against my clit each time I entirely remove it before I push it back inside my wet pussy again. I never get tired of the feeling of my pussy stretching open to take a dildo like this inside."

Joanne

I received all five boxes simultaneously, so I knew I would be extra busy for a few weeks to ensure I took the time to review these items fully and fairly.

It was a pleasant surprise when I did the unboxing video, as it was the first time I knew what Humphrey's Manhood looked like. I love it, and that is why I have taken my time with this review (that is an excellent excuse to keep trying him out - for science, of course.

So let me tell you all about Humphreys Manhood and the delivery experience when you order from John Thomas Toys.

While Alastair didn't "make the cut", his dick certainly does

John Thomas Toys asked if they could send me some new items to review. One of these was a complete set of four of their new dildo - Alastair's Penis.

I had no idea what they would look like until I received them and opened the box. So I was extremely excited to see the contents.

"I love clamping down on toys as I orgasm. This dildo has an excellent level of squish that really is a pussy pleaser when I bring myself over the edge into a toe-curling orgasm."

Joanne

I'm lucky that JTT always sends me all four sizes. So I get excited knowing that I do not only get a new dildo to play with, but I can choose the best size for me. This is important, as you will see, as JTT dildos are definitely larger than life.

I just needed to wait for them to arrive before enjoying my time with the dildos and reviewing them; I love my job.

The POD, takes alien probing to new levels of fun

When John Thomas Toys ask me if I would be happy to review some of their latest designs, I can never say no. This time was no exception, I was told the name of this newest challenge but didn't know what it would look like.

With a name like POD, I couldn't even guess what it would look like. So I just had to patiently wait for POD to arrive. Lucky for me, I never have long to wait for my deliveries from JTT.

"I love fantasy dildos. There is something kinky about laying back and letting your imagination run wild as you use one on yourself. POD feels fantastic and gives a lovely stretch."

Joanne

I knew that I would be satisfied with the quality of POD. JTT prides themselves on their products' quality and even offers a lifetime warranty. This shows me that they really believe in their products and customer service.

When the delivery person rang my doorbell with a large box in their arms, it was game on.

Giving a whole new meaning to thumbing a ride

JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to play with one of their latest designs. How could I refuse? I just love their creations and braced myself for another challenge.

I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.

"I really enjoy having the dildo fill me and bending it so that the ring rests on top of my clit. Thrusting with it in this position or rotating it feels sublime as the added textures do their magic."

Joanne

I was told the name but still needed to learn what it would look like at the time. In most shops, the name gives you a very good idea, but it can be challenging with JTT.

This time the name does describe this stretcher. I was very interested to see what Tom Thumb would look like.

Thank goodness I did not need to wait long for them to arrive.

I love to grab life by the horns

Being asked by John Thomas Toys if I would like to review one of their products is always exciting. I only know what to expect once I open the box.

With so many designs, I am likely satisfied with whatever they send. So I am happy to review whatever they decide to send me.

"The tip makes insertion very easy, and I could feel every ridge as I inserted more and more of Horny. I loved the stretch as I moved down the dildo. Horny is the perfect name for this toy, though, as that is precisely its effect on me, LOL."

Joanne

I might not have chosen these items myself, but that does not mean I cannot enjoy trying something new. These latest creations are fantastic and have become my fast favourites.

I know that whatever they send me will be made of medical-grade silicone. The design will not only be unique but well thought out too. So I was looking forward to seeing what the Horny stretcher is all about.

Taking things one step at a time

John Thomas Toys asked if I would like to review their latest products. I was surprised, however, when I was told it would be four dildos this time (lucky me).

With that in mind, I ensured I had plenty of lube ready and waiting. I also let sub 'r' know she would be trying out some of the new designs. After all, I do like to share the fun ;-)

"The tip inserts easily, but I needed much more lube to accept the next couple of steps. The flat top gave me a challenge to push in. But with some wriggling, pressure and lots of lube, I managed. It delivers a really lovely sensation as you open to accept it."

Joanne

As usual, I didn't have long to wait before the dildos arrived on my doorstep.

I greeted the postie with a big grin as soon as I saw the large boxes. I only knew what it contained due to their size.

Fantasy dildos are so much fun and the Original Tentacle dildo is fabulous

While I am kept busy with my own shop, I do still enjoy making time to review sex toys. John Thomas Toys is one of my favourite designers, so I love it when they ask if they can send me something new to comment on.

So when JTT said they would like to send me something again, I got all excited and couldn't wait to get my hands on the new items.

"The combination of suckers, ridges and the mottled finish all added excellent stimulation, and I could feel them all."

Joanne

After receiving my "yes please" answer, I was told I would be sent a set of their Original Tentacles to review and enjoy. So, of course, I immediately went onto their website to see what I would get to play with soon.

After seeing the webpage and pictures, I was even more excited than normal for the dildos to arrive. I was glad to know that I wouldn't have long to wait for them to arrive.

The Goose Neck Dildo Is A Lot Of Fun

While I have been declining items to review until recently due to how busy I am, I still cannot seem to say no to John Thomas Toys (JTT) when they approach me.

So last week, when I was asked if I would like to review their latest dildo, I said yes. I didn't have to wait long before a huge box arrived, which could only mean one thing; I would be going through lots of lube again.

"I enjoyed the feel of nearly pulling the entire dildo out before pushing it back in. Stretching my channel and pussy lips open before enjoying the internal stretch once again."

Joanne

It's hard not to dive straight into the box as soon as it arrives. Still, I managed to hold back my impulses to get my eyes on this new dildo until my unboxing video.

As it has been a while since I have received anything from JTT, I am sure the postie who delivered this one must have enjoyed the break. But he had his work cut out with this one; the box was hefty with all four sizes of the dildo.

I do love fantasy dildos and Wölfing is a lot of fun

I was delighted when Fran from Tentickle Toys got in touch to ask if I would like to review one of her body-safe silicone creations.

Of course, I jumped at the chance. I love fantasy dildos, and after checking out her designs, I was certainly impressed.

"The fingers are exquisitely detailed, providing a lot of sensations when you use them. The changes in girth feel pretty damn fantastic too."

Joanne

I opted for the Wölfing, a werewolf-themed claw-shaped dildo. I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive. Fran told me she would send something in bright colours as I love dildos like that.

I didn't have to wait long, and to say it took my breath away would be an understatement. So, let me tell you all about Tentickle Toys and Wölfing in particular.

With "Rodney you plonker" ringing in my ears, I could hardly contain my excitement

John Thomas Toys approached me to ask if I would like to review their latest silicone stretcher. How could I possibly say no, I do love a challenge after all?

I will admit that when they told me the name was Rodney's Plonker, I did laugh. But then I had to wonder what it would look like as they weren't even listed in their store at the time.

"It was easy to slide the head inside but more of a challenge to take the entire width of the widening shaft. As I move further down the shaft, the width stretches me nicely."

Joanne

I was excited to see what they looked like and to get my hands (and other body parts) on them. John Thomas Toys have such a wide variety of designs I could not even guess what they would look like. As with all John Thomas Toys creations I knew one thign for sure - it was probably going to be larger than life.

So, with plenty of water-based lube ready on hand, I just needed to sit back and wait for Rodney's Plonker to arrive.

Tentacle dildos are so much fun, this one takes things to extremes

It's been a while since John Thomas Toys last contacted me about sending me anything to review. So I was excited when they asked if they could send me a new design they have come up with.

All I was told in advance was that the name was Kraken's Tentacle. The title gave me a rough idea of what it may look like, though, but it was still a surprise when I took them out of the box. Stunt Cock laughed when I told him its name, he said I have a lot in common with the Kraken. When I asked him what he meant, he just laughed and said we have both swallowed a lot of "seamen". He got a good jab to his ribs for that one.

"By angling the tentacle just right, I could enjoy the feel of running the suckers over my clit on every movement of the tentacle. By adding a slight twist, I found it gave some fantastic sensations."

Joanne

The box when it arrived was hefty, and upon opening it, I could see why. John Thomas Toys always send me all four sizes to review; this time was no different.

A Kraken is a giant octopus type creature and the size of its tentacles needed to match its legendary reputation. These tentacles definitely do not disappoint in that regards.

The Humphrey dildo is a stunner that feels as good as it looks

Organotoy is a German artisanal company created in 2011 with the plan to make high-quality sex toys. They offer some unique silicone toys that are handmade to order, and they look incredible.

I first saw the fantastic products made by Organotoy on Twitter. After commenting on the image, they contacted me to see if I would be interested in reviewing one of their products.

"The large bumps feel amazing against my pussy walls. I like to give it a slight twist to really ramp up the sensations when thrusting with it."

Joanne

I really wanted a chance to see one of their products in person, so I jumped at the opportunity to check one of their dildos out.

That led to the dilemma as to who would get to try it first, so sub 'r' and I had a little discussion on who would try out this delectable treat. Unfortunately for sub 'r', I won this one (yeah, for me :p ).

We were all really looking forward to seeing this dildo upfront and personal. Even with Brexit and Covid 19, the shipping did not take as long as we thought it might.

This dildo takes fantasy dildo play to another level (of stretch)

I am once again delighted to have received some more John Thomas Toys dildos.

You can't have too many good toys, and I know that the quality of John Thomas Toys dildos are worth making room for.

"I can honestly say that this is my first time with an anatomically correct dog dong. I did feel a little intimidated with these dildos as the small is a lot larger than I expected."

Joanne

When the postie arrived with two large boxes, I knew precisely who they were from. I just had no idea what the contents were.

I am always excited to open the boxes so that I can see what I've been sent. They have so much choice on their website, and I know it will be something new each time.

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