Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

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Displaying items by tag: Bondara

Bondara Red BDSM Bondage Rope With Tassels Review

This stunning BDSM bondage rope feels so good

I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range

I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use.

The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at time


So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I tried it out and it wasn't to be the last so read on to find out what I think of it.

Bondara Super Soft 21 Inch Faux Leather Medium Whip Review

A nice and light flogger with a stinging bite

I love some light BDSM fun and games and so I was delighted when I was able to review this lightweight leather flogger from Bondara through the Pleasure Panel run by the amazing @CaraSutra. It gave me just the excuse that I needed for some more tie tease fun and games in the bedroom and I really enjoyed myself at both ends of this whip.

When used it generates gentle caresses on the skin and feels amazing when drawn across my back or butt cheeks in a sensuous manner.


Black leather is just so exciting to me and this one looks lovely and it can have a nice sting in its tail, more on that later in the review. So what do I think of this flogger, will it be one for the storage box or one that will go into our play bag? Read on to find out.

Lelo Smart Wand Large

Lelo Smart Wand Large - Where Have You Been All My Life?

I have the original Hitachi Magic Wand and it really does pack a punch but for me in my current circumstances it is just too noisy to be able to use it much so I was looking around for a quieter replacement for it. I came across the Lelo Smart Wand Large that is available in a number of different sizes and it sounded perfect.

I ordered one from and couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could put it to the test to see if it was a good as I had heard.

Try it in the shower for an amazing masturbatory experience unlike anything else I have tried. It has bags of power, is very quiet on its lowest settings and it produces the flesh quiveringly deep rumbly vibrations that I love.

I didn't have to wait long as it arrived the next day.

Fleshlight Vortex Male Masturbator

Fleshlight Pink Lady Vortex - Slip Inside Something Comfortable

This is my first review of a male masturbator and so I had to enlist the aid of a "Stunt-Cock" in the guise of my husband. He was over the moon at the prospect of getting a toy to review, his attitude being "about time". I can't argue with that I suppose, he normally just gets to see me going through the review process but with this one he gets to have some fun.

Fleshlight is the brand name for the worlds largest and most popular brand of male masturbators and I have heard a lot about them but this was also going to be my first introduction to them as well as my husbands.

After looking through the extensive Fleshlight range at we chose the Vortex to review as the inner texture looks pretty intense and so I ordered one.

I got very turned on using it on my Stunt Cock and found that even for couples it is a great sex toy. Throw in a little light tie tease fun and a blindfold and you have some really naughty fun.

So how did it actually feel? Read on to find out.

Free delivery, free batteries and free gifts. Bondara really is one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and you can get some real bargain there. Check out their amazing selection of Special Offers.

Their products, service and general frienly nature are second to none.

Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".

ID Glide Water Based Lube

ID Glide Lube

I am one of those women who often need a bit of lube when I start playing to get things going before my natural juices take over and for years I have been using ID Glide water based lubes.

Even though I now experiment with other types of lube I always have a bottle of this lube in my bedside cabinet drawer just in case I need it.

I have used countless bottles of this lube over the years and it’s a firm favourite of mine. I bought this bottle 2.2Fl/Oz or 55ml from for £4.99 which is a bargain. is a large UK sex toy retailer that has a great line of toys and especially lubes.

If you are looking for a cheap and reliable water based lube that is very toy and body friendly then I would heartily recommend ID Glide Lube.

I will continue keeping a bottle of it in my bedside drawer as I trust it and enjoy its feeling and properties.

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