Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx


Companies that I regularly review for:

E-Stim SystemsBondaraFleshlight
Latex, Leather & LaceMeoUberkinky

Displaying items by tag: Bondara

Obey Luxury 24" Spanking Cane Review

A cane that can both bite or gently nibble your butt

Impact play is often a crucial part of many BDSM scenes and activities, and there is a vast range of products available to allow this to be done safely.

I enjoy having an impact play toy used on me and also using them on others and so when I received a unique discount code from Bondara to share with my readers I just had to treat myself to a new cane.

"It's very well balanced and smooth to swing becoming almost an extension to your hand. Quick light strokes are lots of fun, and if you use your hand to bounce the cane off it you can create strokes that are so fast they are a blur, and these feel divine."

Joanne

The Obey Range is an excellent range of BDSM sex toys, and I got 10% off the sale price on this cane - bonus.

This cane is touted as a luxury one, and I looked forward to seeing if it lived up to its title. So read on to see what I thought of this cane.

30% Off Over 100 Products At Bondara

Stock up on Bondara special offers

Shake up your toy box with 30% off over 100 lines! With toys, lingerie, bondage and gifts, it's time to get sexy. Savings have already been applied on site, so all you need to do is sit back, relax and pop your favourites into your basket! But you'd better be quick - this deal is for a limited time only and is while stocks last!. Pus you'll receive a FREE Mini Travel Wand when you spend just £25.00 on toys within the event.

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Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator Review

A gem of a sex toy ideal for combating the dreaded holiday horn

I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.

Jessicas Rabbit

Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.

"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.

I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.

Linx Onyx Sucker Black Male Masturbator Review

It's always fun slipping inside something more comfortable

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again to review a male masturbator for Joanne. We were asked by Bondara if we would consider reviewing the Linx Onyx Sucker Black Male Masturbator for them.

I generally jump at the chance to stick my happy chap into something new and so I jumped at the chance. I don't often get the opportunity to review male masturbators (hint, hint sex toy companies), and so I was looking forward to giving it some serious use if you know what I mean.

"If you are like me and un-circumcised, you will get a lot more sensation and pleasure from it if you hold your foreskin back exposing the whole of your glans for that inner texture to stimulate and this feels really nice."

Stunt Cock

Masturbator sleeves like this one are ideal for spicing up your masturbation sessions and making them feel new, and they can give you some sweet new sensations.

So read on to see what I thought of this competitively priced one from Bondara.

Obey Red Nubuck Leather Ball Gag From Bondara Review

A ball gag that will have you literally drooling with delight

I have an old and slightly tatty ball gag that I have been using so I jumped at the chance to get a shiny new one when Bondara sent me a unique discount code for my readers giving 10% off their Obey range.

So I quickly grabbed my card and headed over to their site and found this stunning red leather ball gag with its silicone ball.

"When I am restrained and gagged, I can feel my own saliva trickling out of my mouth and dripping onto my breast, I feel humiliated but also incredibly aroused. I am often amazed at the end of a session at just how much I have drooled, and again that little twinge of humiliation can be quite exciting."

Joanne

Ball gags are so much fun, and they prevent the wearer from talking and makes swallowing difficult too which is why I love playing with them and so does sub'r'.

So read on to find out what I thought of it once it had arrived.

Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo - 7.75 Inch

Don't just taste the rainbow, ride it with this silicone sensation

I love my dildos, but I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for brightly coloured or unusual designs, and I was blown away when I saw the Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo on the Bondara website, and I had to buy myself one.

As it's also Pride Month timing was great, and I eagerly awaited my opportunity to review this stunning-looking dildo.

"I had a fantastic time with this dildo, and I love the fact that it doesn't have a straight flat shaft. The fact that it is wider near the glans end of the dildo means that when thrusting with it, your vagina or anus is continuously being stretched and then relaxed again and this feels incredible."

Joanne

I love rainbow dildos and enjoyed reviewing the Luxury Rainbow Rabbit Vibrator and a Unicorn Dildo which is in pastel colours.

I have had a great time reviewing this bright and colourful dildo so let me tell you in detail why I have enjoyed it so much.

3 for 2 Offer At Bondara

Bondara and done it again with some great discounts

Bondara are one of the UK's biggest suppliers of all things sex toys and they are a firm favourite of mine. They are doing a 3 for 2 special offer while stocks last so get yourself over there to check out the bargains. Offer Valid until 31st August 2018

Get great discounts on the weekly specials

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Obey Red Saddle Leather Adjustable Blindfold Review

This adjustable blidfold is very good, so no peeking is allowed

I am a big fan of BDSM play, and one of the most straightforward pieces of equipment that everyone should have is the humble blindfold.

Good for not just BDSM play, a blindfold is a great way to curtail someones primary sense, their vision. This heightens expectation and all of the other senses.

"I think everyone should have a blindfold in their sex toy collection. A blindfold is such a cheap addition, yet they can add so much pleasure to any form of play."

Joanne

I saw this lovely example of an adjustable blindfold on sale at Bondara in their Obey range, and I just had to have one.

I bought this one to play with myself and also to use on sub'r', so let me tell you all about it and why I think it's excellent value for money.

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